wave!

Xi Zhan happily returned to his residence with croaks in his arms, and went to the bathroom after entering the door. He thought he was smart enough to throw croaks into the bathtub filled with water, and when he was full, he was full of the squinting and snoozing "quack" ghosts. Shouting and struggling in the water.

"Huh?" Xi Zhan felt quite strange, "Isn't it a duck? Why can't it look like it can swim?"

"Gua—!" Guagua protested angrily with his mouth open: Stupid human beings! !

Seeing that the duckling was about to sink to the bottom, Xi Zhan scooped it up. At this moment, he saw the two little feet of the little thing. "Are you a duck, a chicken, or a bird?" Ducks have webs, right? .

Xi Zhan was a little confused.

"Cuck!!"

Guagua slapped Xi Zhan's fingers fiercely with his mouth, and deliberately opened his mouth wide again, showing his three rows of small fangs to the other party: Look!I have teeth!

Xi Zhan was even more confused, took Guagua to the study, turned on the computer and started searching—what does a duck look like?

Several pictures of flirtatious men popped up on the computer screen, Xi Zhan almost vomited blood.

Why is this fucking search engine so dishonest!

He thought for a while and changed the search terms—do ducklings grow teeth?

There really is an answer to this question.

Xi Zhan raised his croaking fleshy wings and looked thoughtful, "Could it be that you are some kind of mutant bird?"

Guagua made a vivid gesture of rolling his eyelids.So stupid!

Xi Zhan himself was worried about his IQ. "Take a photo and post it online to ask others."

Xi Zhan picked up his phone, pulled out the camera, and took a picture of Guagua.

Guagua was very unwilling, and was forced by Xi Zhan to pose a few times and take photos.

Excitedly, Xi Zhan posted the photo on the Internet and asked for help: Does anyone know what this is?

After posting this, he went to take a shower.

After a while, many people responded to his question:

Identify the landlord as a lunatic!

+10086

+ ID number

This species is a ghost, the landlord is careful, it will look for you in the middle of the night!

……

The bottom will soon be crooked.

Wrapped in a bathrobe, Xi Zhan came back to read the answers, and saw the netizens' teasing him, and was furious.

"What the hell, why are these people so unqualified? If you don't know, you don't know why they are still attacking personally!"

He turned off the computer and simply didn't care about it anymore.

If he is willing to read through the answers of the netizens one by one, turn the page and turn the page again, he will probably see a question from an honest, rigorous, serious and responsible netizen friend on the last page——Lord, you sent There is nothing in the picture?

quack!

Guagua was very satisfied with this.He also intentionally left a little bit of his own unique imprint on the computer keyboard - Xiaoer pissed.

When Xi Zhan came back after pouring the wine, he happened to catch this guy half-squatting with his bald tail, raising one foot and peeing on the keyboard, looking like a thief.

Xi Zhan couldn't laugh or cry, picked up Guagua and threw it into the washbasin, "I will ask your master to settle the score if you destroy my things."

"Gua~!"

Xi Zhan gave Guagua a fragrant bath, and dried him with a hair dryer, wrapped him in a small handkerchief, and put him on the bedside table, where he made a furry bed with an ashtray. Xiao Wo, Xi Zhan didn't know why he was so careful about this little thing, and he couldn't help thinking about a series of plans for him.

Guagua squinted his eyes and rolled in the nest, with the meaty wings under his head, and fell asleep.

Seeing that he fell asleep soon, Xi Zhan couldn't help touching the green hairball on top of his head with his fingers.This fluff is so soft!The little duck can sleep too well, so fell asleep so quickly?

Looking at it, Xi Zhan actually became dazed, as if it had a hypnotic effect, and he fell asleep without knowing it...

Author's gossip: Ask for collection, ask for olive branch!