We will get divorced sooner or later

"I'm not kidding, I'm serious." Gu Xingjing tilted his head to look at him, eager to try, "Why don't we officially start today?"

Gu Xingjing is very confident, if the child likes him so much, he must agree!

In the end, Shen Yunyi refused without even thinking about it, "No more."

Gu Xingjing's smile froze on his face.

The driver in the front row shrank his neck silently, so what, after hearing such a high-energy plot, will he be silenced later?

"Why?" Gu Xingjing's heart turned cold, "Is there something wrong with me? Tell me, I'll change everything."

"No, but we agreed to just pretend to be a couple..." Amid Gu Xingjing's ugly face, Shen Yunyi's voice became lower and lower.

To be honest, he did have a moment of excitement and joy just now, but he quickly calmed down and killed this thought in the bud.

Gu Xingjing could act on a whim, but he couldn't and didn't dare to gamble.

"Okay." Gu Xingjing had never been wronged like this at his age, and he couldn't bear to get angry with Shen Yunyi, so he could only sulk in silence.

Shen Yunyi opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say, and finally closed it.

The driver was trembling, and he was about to break out in a cold sweat.

After arriving home, Shen Yunyi hid in the bedroom, feeling in a mess.

Before he could come up with a countermeasure, he heard the door close with a "bang", and Gu Xingjing left.

He hammered his head in frustration, obviously he could find a bunch of excuses, or just skip the conversation, why did he refuse it hard?

Wouldn't this be worse than getting old and dying after falling out of love?

Here Shen Yunyi regretted it.

On the other side, Gu Xingjing arrived at the bar, sat down, picked up a glass and poured it into his mouth without saying a word.

Nie Heng was frightened by his angry way of drinking, and quickly held down his cup, cursing, "You don't want to die, drinking like this will kill you!"

Gu Xingjing snorted coldly, "If you die, no one cares anyway."

"Yo, did you quarrel with your cutie?" Nie Heng smelled gossip, his eyes were brighter than the lights in the bar, he poked Gu Xingjing's arm, "What's the matter, tell me?"

Gu Xingjing was so annoyed by his gloating appearance that he wished he could directly put the wine glass on Nie Heng's head.

But there are not many people around who can talk to each other, so I can only reluctantly use this unreliable guy, "I just came back from the old house, and I asked the child if he wanted to try dating, and he refused so quickly, As if I were some kind of monster! Is that reasonable?"

Fortunately, he thought that the two of them had a tacit understanding and their relationship was in place.

As a result, Shen Yunyi poured a basin of ice water over his head, and directly froze himself into a human-shaped popsicle!

Nie Heng grinned and smiled brightly, "Hahaha you have today too, if you let those who were rejected by you know, they will definitely have to set off firecrackers to celebrate!"

Gu Xingjing glared at him, got up and was about to leave.

When Nie Heng saw his fury, he quickly stopped him, "Don't go, I won't laugh anymore, why don't you analyze it for me?"

Gu Xingjing snorted coldly, stared at Nie Heng for a few seconds, and sat down again after making sure that this guy was not joking.

"Hey, I also think it's not right. That kid is obviously interested in you. Every time he gets together, his eyeballs seem to stick to you and can't be torn off. Did you word it wrong and provoke him? Are you angry?" Nie Heng touched his chin and asked seriously.

"No, it's a normal confession." Gu Xingjing was also bald, and his tone was filled with a little sadness, "The atmosphere is pretty good, too."

"That must be the wrong occasion!" Nie Heng hammered his palm.

"Huh?" Gu Xingjing pricked up his ears, waiting for his next words.

"I see people confessing on the Internet that they either hang banners and rings on hot air balloons, or book a candlelight dinner for two people, or have heart-shaped candles and loudspeakers. Anyway, they have a sense of ceremony." The more Nie Heng thought about it, the more he felt it made sense, " If you just ask him while chatting in the car, he must think that you don't value him, who won't be angry if you leave this matter?"

Gu Xing nodded, and Nie Heng made some sense.

"It's okay, if you like it, go after it and confess boldly!"

"If you can't do it once, you can do it twice, if you can't do it twice, you can do it three times! One day you will catch up!" Nie Heng slapped the table with pride, "By the way, messing around after drinking is also good, how about you tonight?" Try it and see if you can cook raw rice into mature rice?"

Gu Xingjing hesitated, "Isn't that good?"

If the child refuses again, he will really lose his face.

"Of course!" Nie Heng nodded, and answered decisively, "This is how TV shows are played!"

Gu Xingjing was a little moved, "Then I—"

"Are you two sick?" Han Li couldn't listen anymore, and interrupted their conversation with a face full of speechlessness, "It's okay to have sex during the ambiguous period or after drinking together, if you refuse, you will be a bully , I'm afraid you want to eat in prison?"

These two people are simple, one dares to speak and the other dares to listen, Nie Heng is really Gu Xingjing's good brother who can't be imprisoned!

Gu Xingjing was silent, it was true.

Nie Heng was not annoyed, and glared at him with puffed cheeks, "This will not work, and that will not work, so why don't you tell me what to do?"

Han Li sighed, thanks to the fact that he was free today and happened to be here, otherwise Gu Xingjing would definitely be caught in tears by Nie Heng!

"Your child's family situation is not very good. He has never been cared about since he was a child. He must have a little low self-esteem when getting along with you, and he is also a little worried about gains and losses." Han Li analyzed to Gu Xingjing earnestly, "If you are mature and stable, then Hang, he might think about it, but you?"

Just as Gu Xingjing was about to refute, Han Li continued, "As long as you have such an uncertain temper, how could he not be afraid that this is another whim of yours?"

"Then what do you think I should do?" Gu Xingjing sat upright, assuming a posture of listening attentively.

"It's easy to say, but difficult to say. It needs to be analyzed in detail." Han Li thought for a moment and continued, "First of all, we need to confirm how he feels about you."

"Does he simply regard you as a friend or does he like you but dare not show it?"

Gu Xingjing recalled the way the two of them got along in the past, and Shen Yunyi's "person he likes" jumped out again, his face darkening instantly.

"No way! You've known that kid for a few months, and they're still just friends?" Nie Heng laughed unkindly, using the word "harmful friend" to the extreme.

Gu Xingjing was furious, and turned back, "You still have the nerve to talk about me, Wei Chen has been your assistant for two years, you are still a serious boss-subordinate relationship!"

What face does this guy have to laugh at him?

"What the hell, Wei Chen and I are not the kind of relationship you think!" Nie Heng retorted loudly with round eyes.

"Then who saw Wei Chen being accosted and turned into a puffer fish when he attended the banquet a few days ago?" Gu Xingjing rolled his eyes in anger, thinking that Nie Heng was being upright, "He even put on a face to deliberately make Wei Chen Coax you?"

"Aren't I worried that he spends too much time emotionally affecting his work?" Nie Heng replied confidently.

As soon as these words came out, both Gu Xingjing and Han Li were shocked.

"No, why are you two looking at me like that!" Nie Heng's hair stood on end, he folded his arms and leaned back, trying to stay away from them.

"Hehe." Gu Xingjing was suddenly comforted.

He thought he was miserable enough, and now seeing Nie Heng with a longer reflex arc, he was suddenly comforted.

"By the way, your guy, why didn't you take him out to play today?" Gu Xingjing suddenly remembered this.

Han Li's boyfriend is also from their circle, a relatively large family.

It's just that the father is too strict, and there is a nearly perfect brother on top of him. It is also unlucky for a good young master of a wealthy family to be suppressed into a poor and cowardly little man.

If it wasn't for being lucky enough to be spotted by Han Li, he would almost have been used by that cruel father for a commercial marriage.

This is why Gu Xingjing is willing to sit here and ask Han Li for advice.

From a certain point of view, Han Li's partner is indeed somewhat similar to his own children.

"He's going to do experiments all night tonight, and I'll have to bring him supper in an hour." Mentioning his partner, Han Li's eyes turned warm, and the corners of his mouth curled up.

"You two have a good relationship." In the past, Han Li showed affection, but Gu Xingjing only felt disgusted, but now he was a little envious.

"Of course, he is very good and worth it." Han Li coughed lightly and brought the topic back, "Your progress is a bit slow at the moment, and it will take more time."

"It's okay, just tell me how to do it." Gu Xingjing waved his hand, not paying attention.

"You can try to get closer first, and then make physical contact a little bit."

"When you first start walking, you can touch his arm inadvertently. If he feels disgusted, stop. If you don't feel disgusted, you can go to the next step—holding hands, then hugging, and kissing." Han Li patiently divided chasing people into one It’s a small step, and I still don’t forget to remind, “Don’t be impatient during this process, or he will think you are too frivolous, and you are with him just to sleep with him, which is not good.”

"Why is chasing someone so troublesome?" Nie Heng turned his head with disgust on his face, and complained in a low voice.

"Got it, what else?" Gu Xingjing listened seriously.

"You should also pay more attention to him when you get along with him, remind him to wear more clothes when the temperature cools down, and remind him to bring an umbrella on rainy days."

"Of course, it would be better if someone could deliver it to him or deliver it directly." Seeing Gu Xingjing's enlightenment, Han Li couldn't help showing a "teachable child" expression.

As for Nie Heng, he can do whatever he likes, he can't control this straight man who dies of steel.

"Occasionally, you can create a small surprise to make him happy. If life is too ordinary, it will be boring. If you can't bring him happiness, he might find someone else." Han Li didn't know what to think, and the corner of his mouth lightly It turned up, and there was a layer of sweetness around it.

"Okay, I probably know what to do." Gu Xingjing stood up straight away, patted Han Li on the shoulder, and said gratefully, "Thank you brother."

"You're welcome." Han Li smiled, "Come on!"

"Hey, are you leaving now?" Nie Heng was at a loss, and stretched out Erkang's hand to try to keep him.

"Next time, I want to go home to accompany the children." Gu Xingjing's tone was relaxed, full of joy.

"Leave him alone, let's continue drinking!" Nie Heng curled his lips, picked up the bottle and was about to pour it into Han Li's cup.

"It's time for me to go too, don't drink too late." Han Li blocked it, and stood up after speaking.

Single dog Nie Heng: "...Fuck off, it sounds like someone cares about you!"

The author has something to say: Nie Heng, the dog-headed military strategist: Don't be cowardly, just do it!

Serious strategist Han Li: I think what he said can be handcuffed.

感谢在2021-10-2111:00:53~2021-10-2210:58:22期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 scoop;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: why are you blushing, 10 bottles of scoops;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!