Lang rode a bamboo horse roaring

"Zhouyi——Bai Zhouyi—your doorbell is broken again—open the door——" Lan Shan stood at the door of Bai Zhou's house and shouted loudly.

His shape at the moment is very funny, the brown one-piece doll suit restricts the limbs, the doll suit extends from the hips, and is in the shape of a saddle, but the antlers decorated with red ribbons on the top of the head prove that the main body of this costume is a reindeer.

It has been more than half a year since Lan Shan returned to his childhood, and he has also been officially promoted from a three and a half year old little dumpling to a four year old little older dumpling.The Go tournament that Bai Zhouyi is going to participate in is approaching step by step, but before that, there is another node worth mentioning that comes early-Christmas.

As the most popular foreign festival in China, Christmas is very special, and the streets are already covered with colorful lights. Lan Shan dressed up strangely this time to participate in a drag party in a shopping mall outside the street. He was soft-hearted two days ago Paola went to Baizhouyi, fearing that he would run away before the battle, so he ran out of the house before his parents and called out at the gate of Baizhouyi.

Xiao Lanshan, who turned into a reindeer, barked a few times, but failed to open the door. He shook his head anxiously, and the bell around his neck jingled. He was about to bark again when the door finally opened.

"Coffee Cub~" Lan Shan was embraced by the citrus-flavored Pan Shi. With Bai Zhouyi's tireless derivation, the title of "Coffee Cub" has replaced "Lan Lan" and "Shan Shan" as a new generation of nicknames.Pan Shi squeezed Lan Shan's face, "Come and find our Zhouyi."

"Yes..." Lan Shan was pinched and said vaguely, "Is he ready to go..."

Before he finished speaking, Lan Shan saw a cube reluctantly coming out from behind Pan Shi.

"Mom." Bai Zhouyi, who was wearing a transparent blue plastic box, blue gloves, and blue boots, came out from behind Pan Shi and said expressionlessly, "You can go."

Ice cubes, there is nothing more in line with Bai Zhouyi's temperament.

"Okay, I'll change my shoes and let's go~" Pan Shi got up happily and let Lan Shan go.

Lan Shan took the opportunity to squeeze to Bai Zhouyi's side, and the "fat" of the little reindeer touched the body of the little ice cube.

"Deng Deng—" Lan Shan opened his arms, the bell rang loudly, he almost slapped Bai Zhou's face, "Guess what I'm pretending to be?"

Bai Zhou glanced up and down at him calmly, and uttered a word: "Donkey."

Blue Mountain:……

Lan Shan put down his hand, gave Bai Zhou angrily, and scratched the "ice cube" with his hand again, gasping twice in pain: "I don't grind!"

"Oh." The kindergarten teacher just told them the story of the little donkey pulling the mill two days ago. As soon as Bai Zhou had a good memory, he immediately integrated it and understood the imagery. He said, "That's the donkey that doesn't pull the mill."

Lan Shan was so angry that he wanted to hit him, but fortunately Zheng Yuan, Lan Junsheng and Pan Shi all came out of the house at this moment, which prevented a fierce fight.

On the way, Pan Shi and Zheng Yuan had a heated chat, and Lan Junsheng was a lone man, who cast a mournful glance at his wife who had left him behind, and consciously walked into the "male lineup".

He patted Bai Zhouyi's head, sighed and asked, "Where's your father?"

"Work overtime." Bai Zhouyi said.

"...I found a good job." Lan Junsheng sighed, and he was about to hold the cypress boat to sigh. As a man, especially a man who was abandoned by his wife, he would inevitably have a lonely fate, so he heard Lan Shan shout: "Zhou Yi, Santa Claus is handing out candy canes over there!"

Then he watched helplessly as his son dragged the little man from the next door and ran all the way. Two children in strange clothes jumped over the low fence, held hands, and galloped towards the candy-candy "Santa Claus". Bells and laughter rang all the way.

Blue Army Student: ...

Lan Junsheng breathed a sigh of relief and almost didn't come up. It seemed that he was the only lonely man without a wife.

His wife has already scolded from behind: "Student Lan Jun, you should watch it, and you are asked to take care of the child, so you take care of it like this?"

"Here we come." Lan Junsheng let out a fuss, and shouted, "Little bunny, run slowly!", "Leave me a candy cane!", while also running towards Santa Claus.

A few minutes later, a trio of wifeless men stood in front of the store, waiting for the two women who had been thrown off to follow.

Bai Zhouyi and Lan Shan stuck together, Lan Shan took a bite of Bai Zhouyi's candy cane, and then gave him his own to taste. Lan Junsheng was confused, not understanding what happened to the candy cane distributed by a Santa Claus. Can taste two flavors.

The son and the neighbor's son didn't take him to play, so Lan Junsheng could only stand bored at the door, and it happened that a father led a little girl in a princess dress into the mall. Behind the father and daughter, a group of young girls who looked like college students came in, talking and laughing.

"Hey, what's the use of a son." The girls are lively and cute, and Lan Jun is even more jealous when he sees them. He glanced at Lan Shan, who is as crooked as Bai Zhou, hating iron for steel, and wishing that his hair would grow long and become a man. lovely daughter.

It doesn't even turn your arms out.

Although Lan Junsheng did not have a lovely daughter, his son was also very confusing in appearance. Lan Shan stood there obediently, and his short-legged reindeer attracted a lot of attention.

Among the group of girls who had just entered the door, one of them caught a glimpse of Bai Zhouyi and Lan Shan, exclaimed, and said a few words to his companions, and they all surrounded him.

"So cute!" A girl laughed in surprise, and squatted down in front of the two children. Whether it was ice cubes or reindeer, the white and round dumplings were so cute, like a Q-version villain drawn by a cartoonist.

"May I give him a hug?" the girl in the red hat raised her head and asked Mr. Lan Jun.

"Of course haha." Lan Junsheng laughed loudly and rubbed Lan Shan's head violently, "With a beautiful sister in your arms, you are very lucky."

Once Lan Shan was sold by his own father, he was hugged into the arms of the girl in a daze, his face blushed a lot.

Damn, Lao Lanshan, who tried hard to find a wife for Bai Zhouyi, was also a solo mother. He had never held a girl's hand in Dalian since he was a child. Now that he was hugged, his brain crashed.

Seeing that his face was as red as an apple, the girl exclaimed that he was cute, and leaned over to poke him directly on the face.

Lan Shan didn't have time to dodge, and there was a clear mark of lipstick on the dumbfounded little red face.

On the side, Bai Zhouyi was also surrounded, but he was more competitive than Lan Shan, and maintained his language ability, saying "no hug", "no kiss", "not cute" very coldly... The cold words were matched with Dressed in a cold manner, it looks like it wants to make people shiver.

After a while, Lan Shan regained his senses from his sluggish state, and turned to look at Bai Zhouyi with a cold face surrounded by girls with gloating looks. The 14-year-old Bai Zhouyi already had the height of an adult, and his cold face overwhelmed his childish aura. , Do not enter the stranger.But the four-year-old Bai Zhouyi has not yet shed the baby fat, and his height of less than 1.1 meters is not intimidating. His cold face looks like a puppet toy made by a skilled craftsman, so cute.

No one can refuse the ice balls made of powder and jade.

The girl who kissed Lanshan was so cute that she covered her chest and groaned twice, she lowered her head and kissed Bai Zhouyi in the same way, but was quickly stopped by her eyesight and hands, and only kissed on the back of her hand.

"Yo—" the girl behind frolics, "He's a cool guy at such a young age, he's not so charming, Yaya."

"Get out." The girl named Yaya smiled and cursed back, then turned back and poked Bai Zhouyi's face lightly, "I just like Brother Ku, how old is little Brother Ku, my sister can wait for you for 50 years."

Before Bai Zhouyi got completely angry, Zheng Yuan and Pan Shi finally arrived late, and Lan Shan pushed Bai Zhouyi in time to take him away.

Bai Zhouyi is already very unhappy. He doesn't like crowds, and he hates being judged cute even more. Brother Ku is naturally allergic to cuteness.

After walking for a while, away from the girls, Bai Zhou stopped, wiped the lipstick on the back of his hand on his pants, and roughly wiped off the lip marks on Lan Shan's face.

However, lipstick is so easy to wipe off. Bai Zhou successfully wiped Lanshan beyond recognition with one action. His face was as red as a murder scene. It is not clear whether the lipstick was wiped off or the capillaries were blown.

"Hey, stop!" Lan Shan screamed after being wiped by him, waved his hand wildly and was pressed down again, when Bai Zhou stopped, he turned his head to look at the window, and was almost scared to sit on his face like ink pad to the ground.

"You—" Lan Shan was furious, and was about to argue with Little Ice Cube when he heard Zheng Yuan standing in the crowd from afar and calling: "Lan Lan, Zhou Yi, come here—"

After Bai Zhou vented his anger, he knew he was wrong, so he didn't give Lan Shan a chance to sue him, so he dragged him towards Zheng Yuan and Pan Shi.

There is a stage in front of where Zheng Yuan is. On the stage is a half-cubic-meter-sized gift box. The host yells: "Come—all the children come on stage to have fun. Friendship competition, the winning child, just take the gift box." Take the grand prize, even if you lose, it doesn't matter, all the participating children can get surprise gifts!"

When Bai Zhouyi dragged Lan Shan to arrive, four children had already been encouraged to come on stage.

Bai Zhou was in a hurry when he braked, Lan Shan bumped his head on the back of his head, and said angrily: "Bai Zhou!"

Bai Zhou didn't look at him, he just raised his head and asked Pan Shi: "Compared to what?"

"Accounts." Pan Shi laughed, "The organizer is really serious. They dragged the children to study at Christmas. It's so childish."

Zheng Yuan also agreed: "That's right, I think it's like rock-paper-scissors."

But Bai Zhou, who has no childlike innocence, is quite satisfied with this competition.

"Do you want that?" Bai Zhou pointed to the stage and asked Lan Shan.

"What?" Lan Shan didn't understand.

"Gift." Bai Zhouyi said, "My face is dirty, I apologize."

"Oh, okay." Lan Shan is not a child, he glanced at the gift box on the stage and was startled, "Hey, it's so big."

"it is good."

As soon as Bai Zhou raised his head and told his mother that he wanted to go on stage, he let go of his hand and pushed Jian Nan in the crowd a few times before disappearing from sight.

In the next second, Lan Shan watched the blue cube protruding from the side of the stage. The host squatted down, stretched out his hand with a smile, and pulled the cube onto the stage.

After Bai Zhou went up, two more children came on stage, and the host announced the start of the competition.

The questions were not difficult, they were all addition and subtraction within ten, but the children on the stage were all very young, they didn't seem to be at the age of elementary school, and only three went down in the first round.

In the second round, the difficulty escalated, double digits began to appear, and two more were eliminated.

But for two questions, only Bai Zhouyi and another girl were left on the stage.

"Zhouyi is so good." Zheng Yuan said from the audience, "Has the kindergarten started teaching counting?"

"Taught." Lan Shan looked at the stage, "I only had one class, and I taught one plus one."

"Tsk tsk." Lan Junsheng shook his head, hating that iron cannot be made into steel, "Why is Zhou Yi so powerful?"

"Because he is Bai Zhouyi." Lan Shan said, "Bai Zhouyi is very powerful."

"It's pretty awesome." Lan Junsheng groaned and rubbed down Lanshan, "It's a good thing you're not a girl, otherwise you'd be abducted by a boy surnamed Bai sooner or later."

Lan Shan escaped from his palm, rubbed his face, and continued to look up at the game.

On the stage, the competition has reached a fever pitch, Bai Zhouyi is very good, and the girl is not a fuel-efficient lamp.After a few rounds, the difficulty became so severe that triple digits began to appear.

If this continues, multiplication and division may appear, which is the content of the second grade of elementary school.

"Let's let the girls." The host bent down and said to Bai Zhouyi with a smile, "I'm secretly telling you that there are Barbie dolls in the gift box, and it's useless for boys to hold dolls."

Before Bai Zhouyi could speak, the girl raised her head first: "I don't need to let go."

"I won't let it go." Bai Zhouyi followed her up.

"Okay." The host straightened up and said, "Let's move on to the next question."

After a few more questions, the multiplication finally appeared as expected. Although the little girl is also a great person who is racing on the starting line, she is limited in age and has only memorized the nine-nine multiplication table. When the first two-digit multiplication appeared, she was unwilling. defeated.

But Bai Zhouyi seized the opportunity and calmly gave the correct answer.

"Congratulations—the champion of our game is born, he is our—genius little ice cube—congratulations—"

In the audience, three people, one small and four people were all stunned.

"Kindergarten teaching multiplication?" Zheng Yuan doubted her life, "This is Mathematical Olympiad Kindergarten!"

"No." Lan Shan said, "I've never seen him learn this..."

Lan Junsheng turned his head and said to Pan Shi: "Big sister, you are not kind, your boat has already taken off, why didn't you tell my stupid bird to set off?"

Pan Shi was also very innocent, and said in a daze, "I didn't let him learn it in advance, this kid is amazing!"

But no matter what, Bai Zhouyi had already won.

He didn't intend to taste the fruits of victory on the spot, but wrapped his arms around the gift and hugged it with difficulty.

The host bent over and asked if he needed help.

Bai Zhou shook his head.

He struggled to get off the stage holding a gift box that was a circle bigger than him.

When Lan Shan recovered from the adults' discussions, Bai Zhouyi was no longer on the stage.

A few seconds later, the crowd made a noise, parted an empty path, and two squares, one large and one small, appeared at the end of the road.

As soon as Bai Zhou held the gift box, the audience spontaneously gave way to the champion. He tilted his head and caught a glimpse of the dangling antlers not far away.

Jingle!

The crisp bell also rang, proving that his goal was correct.

Jingle jingle jingle jingle...

He hadn't moved on to the reindeer when he heard the sound of the bell getting closer and closer.

Lan Shan rushed over like a real deer, bumped into the gift box, and hugged Bai Zhouyi through the box—although because of his short hands, he could only touch it with his arms.

He lifted it up, shared the weight of Bai Zhou's gift box, and smiled at Bai Zhou with bright eyes.

"You're amazing!" Lan Shan tilted his head, his round eyes curled up with a smile, "You're really a genius!"

The author says:

Lan Shan (19 years old): He can multiply, he is so good, he is a genius!

Bai Zhouyi: He loves me so much (sure)