Lang rode a bamboo horse roaring

The moon was dark and the wind was high, and the shade of the trees was whirling. Two figures were riding bicycles furtively, moving forward silently in the night.

To be precise, only Lan Shan was the one who was sneaky, Bai Zhouyi looked normal, indifferently as if he was not going to be an accomplice, and the criminal's mount was even a borrowed bicycle—their bicycle was thrown away at the school, and now they are riding downstairs The [-] bars of the security guard.

"What law are you going to break?" Bai Zhou broke the silence and asked the most critical question.Bai Zhouyi really deserved to be Bai Zhouyi, the future international contestant quickly calmed down, skipped the criminal process, and went directly to the interrogation link.

"Probably, stealing." Lan Shan said.

"That is the criminal law." Bai Zhouyi made the judgment, "What is your motive?"

Lan Shan was silent for a moment, and briefly explained the situation that his father was about to fall into the bottomless pit without knowing it.

Bai Zhou was silent after listening, and he asked for a while: "You came to me because you don't know how to get your father's financial statements from your father's desk to your father."

"Don't be so unfamiliar." Lan Shan said coyly, "It's too uncivilized to call your father every time. If you don't mind, you can call me father."

"...Okay." Bai Zhou was as good as he was, and he stepped into the palace of elegance, "Then why did you invite me to join the plan to steal our father? Because I am dozens of times smarter than you?"

"..." Lan Shan said, "Do you want to fight?"

Bai Zhouyi said, "I'll tell my father now."

Lan Shan was convinced, and after admitting he was embarrassed for a moment, he said frankly: "Because you are still eight months away from turning 14.

"You don't need to subdue the law for stealing."

As soon as Bai Zhou let go of the grip, he rubbed his face with one hand, and the calm shell cracked little by little.

"Goodbye." He said indifferently, and turned the car around decisively.

Lan Shan coaxed and lied, and finally stopped Bai Zhouyi and brought him to Lan Junsheng's company.

As a building standing in the new CBD area, the company's access control system is very smart, and basically realizes the one card, but this can't stop Lan Shan. He took out his stolen Blue Army student card and entered the deputy director's office without hindrance. .

He was stopped in front of a locked drawer.

After searching the drawers, desktop bookshelves and finding nothing, Lan Shan turned his attention to the only locked cabinet in the office, remained silent for two seconds, then turned his head and asked, "Can you pick the lock?"

This touched Bai Zhouyi's knowledge blind spot. His education from childhood to adulthood had never given him such skills. He thought for a moment and said, "I can learn."

But obviously, it is too late to learn now, and the thieves who grind their guns before the battle are too unreliable. Even if it is the decathlon Bai Zhouyi, Lan Shan does not dare to take risks. He asked: "Who would pick the lock?"

"Lock-picking companies, thieves, robbers, hooligans..." Bai Zhou looked at the keyhole and listed them one by one, "You bastard."

When he said this, he stopped, raised his eyes and looked at Lan Shan.

Humiliated.

They happened to just meet one.

He also happened to owe them a favor.

At night, it is unrealistic to directly find someone to work. Lan Shan glanced at his watch. At that time, capitalists were too embarrassed to squeeze employees to work overtime.He could only reluctantly take a look at the locked drawer, and went back the same way with Bai Zhou, waiting for another battle in the future.

The next day, Lan Shan got up early and stopped Lan Junsheng to ask him if he could look at the island's financial statements. As expected, he got "what's so interesting about this" and "kids don't worry about adults' work." " After the answer, he completely gave up the idea of ​​legally solving this matter, and went to the path of swords and slant.

Lan Shan called Wu Sicheng and asked him to meet him at the alley after school.

Lan Shan's tone of voice was so blunt that Wu Sicheng suddenly became vigilant and brought a one-meter-long steel pipe when he went to the meeting alone. After all, the words "see you at XX after school" are basically equivalent to " I'm going to trouble you, see if I can kill you."

Of course, the request given by Lanshan is more difficult than "seeking trouble".

"Stealing is against the law!" After hearing what Lan Shan said, Wu Sicheng turned pale with shock, he lost his grip on the steel pipe, and threw it on the ground, "I won't do anything illegal, Liao Linger can strangle me to death."

Lan Shan doesn't know what Liao Lingsi's gentle and gentle girl looks like in Wu Sicheng's eyes, maybe Voldemort and Godzilla choose one of the two, but he has to force Wu Sicheng to open the lock, because there are only so many people in his network. a bastard.

So Lan Shan argued hard, and he amiably pointed to himself: "I will lead the way."

Pointing to Wu Sicheng: "You unlock."

Pointing to Bai Zhouyi: "He stole."

Then he patted Wu Sicheng and said earnestly: "We are not breaking the law."

Wu Sicheng suddenly realized, nodded again and again, and gave Lan Shan a thumbs up: "It makes sense, the cow is still a brother, you are a cow, admire, admire."

Bai Zhouyi: ...

Bai Zhouyi: Don't these two idiots know the concept of accomplice?

But Bai Zhouyi was too lazy to teach the law to the idiots, so he simply pressed the bell and asked Wu Sicheng, "What tools do you need?"

His tone was as steady as if he could get an aircraft carrier if he wanted it.

Of course, Wu Sicheng doesn't need an aircraft carrier. As a senior gangster, his basic skill is to walk the world with a wire.

"My mother won't let me take my mobile phone. I locked it in the cabinet. I change the lock every week." Wu Sicheng squatted on the ground, his eyes were parallel to the keyhole, he put the wire in, and concluded, "I can open it for 72 minutes Lock."

The keyhole clicked, and the drawer swung open.

"A cow." Lan Shan was full of admiration, and held Wu Sicheng's hand with tears in his eyes, "The country needs talents like you."

Bai Zhouyi: ...

He looked down at the hands they held, and when he solved the Olympiad by himself, Lan Shan was not so excited.

Lan Shan still wanted to pull Wu Sicheng to say something, Bai Zhou stepped forward and separated the two, took out a file bag from the cabinet, and handed it to Lan Shan: "Is this it?"

Lan Shan took a closer look and found that "13-year financial statement of the island project" was written on the bag. He was overjoyed and said, "Yes."

Lan Shan happily hugged the file bag and went, Bai Zhou got up together and said to Wu Sicheng, "Thank you."

"No need." Wu Sicheng waved his hand and said, "You can help me say a few more nice words in front of Xiaoer in the future...forget it."

He sighed, patted Bai Zhou on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "If you really get along with her, just treat her well."

"There won't be such a thing." Bai Zhou said flatly.

"Huh?" Wu Sicheng blew his beard and stared, "What's the matter, you're an idiot, you still don't like her."

Bai Zhouyi: ...

He rubbed the space between his brows, and chose the quickest way to say: "I'm not worthy."

"Oh." Wu Sicheng calmed down and said, "It's good that you know."

"Huh? What are you guys talking about?" Lan Shan asked when he was overjoyed.

"Nothing." Bai Zhouyi and Wu Sicheng answered simultaneously, one up and one down.

Once the financial statement is stolen, the rest of the matter will be easy. Lan Shan's plan has reached the last stage, and the report is given to Zheng Yuan—the only person who can stop Lan Junsheng.

Lan Shan has great trust in Zheng Yuan's ability. His mother is the first independent woman he knew, and she is also a full-fledged genius.

She straddles the three fields of lawyer, appraiser, and financial planner, but she is a freelancer. She has been rampant in the financial market recently, earning more money than the blue army students who work hard.

Lan Shan once felt that her only shortcoming was that she had an unlucky son who did not inherit her IQ at all, and Zheng Yuan also expressed enough worries about this too stupid child. She once stroked Lan Shan's head and taught earnestly: "Women, after getting married, still need to maintain a stable income. Only by controlling the economy can they gain the respect of their husbands."

Lan Shan reminded her: "Mom, I am a man."

Zheng Yuan lovingly rubbed his face: "I know, but if I do my calculations, there is a high probability that you are not capable and you have to eat soft food."

Blue Mountain:.

Zheng Yuan continued to be kind: "For your future wife, don't work too hard, at least you have to grow into an independent individual."

Lan Shan: "Mom, am I not now?"

"No." Zheng Yuan said straight away, "You're like Zhou Yi's parasite now, you can't live without Zhou Yi, but you won't be able to bring Zhou Yi with you when you get married. Although I think the girl is willing, Zhou Yi may not be. willing."

Blue Mountain:……

Zheng Yuan was really smart, and she revealed the secret early on. Lan Shan didn't find a wife in the end, and he really didn't live long after leaving Bai Zhouyi.

The next morning, Zheng Yuan got up at 09:30 as usual.

Both her husband and son had gone out, she went to the kitchen to bake two slices of bread, sat down at the table with milk, and was suddenly caught by a document on the table.

There are sticky notes on the documents, and the font of Blue Mountain is flying like a dragon and a phoenix.

【Look at this】

Zheng Yuan picked up the document, and after tearing off the sticky note, the title appeared at the bottom—the 13-year financial statement of the island project.

She remembered that this was a project that Lan Junsheng was about to take over. She mentioned half a month ago that she wanted to see the financial statements, but Lan Junsheng agreed, but he forgot when he got busy.

This is finally remembered?

Zheng Yuan took a bite of the bread and opened the file.

Her chewing movements gradually stopped, and her expression became a little dignified.

Zheng Yuan put down the bread and read the financial statement from beginning to end.

Turning to the last page, her face sank like water.

Zheng Yuan didn't even eat breakfast, got up and took her mobile phone, and made a call to Lan Junsheng.

Lan Shan was nervous all day at school, feeling like a cat scratching his head, worried that Zheng Yuan would ignore that document.

As soon as school was over, he rushed home. Bai Zhou was worried that he would go to the doctor in a hurry, so he went in with him.

Zheng Yuan is not here.

"I went to find my uncle." Bai Zhouyi said, "Auntie must have read the report."

Lan Shan let out a sigh of relief and said, "I hope so."

After Bai Zhou finished his homework, told Lan Shan that he had something to do, and went home for dinner, Zheng Yuan slowly opened the door.

She didn't have time to make dinner, so she packed something and came back along the way.

Lan Shan was starving, and Zheng Yuan had a calm expression. He couldn't directly ask about the island, so he sat down to eat first.

Zheng Yuan watched Lan Shan gobble it up, and waited until he was [-]% full before saying, "Mom has something to tell you."

"What's the matter?" Lan Shan thought to himself, coming.He put down his chopsticks carefully, jokingly eased the tense atmosphere, "Dad got drunk again and used your lipstick as an oil pastel?"

"No." Zheng Yuan's face was calm, but her eyes were full of worry. She said, "Xiaobao."

Lan Shan's heart sank. The last time her mother called him Xiaobao, Zheng Yuanhong called him after he was slapped twice when he broke his leg climbing a rock with his bare hands.

The next sentence is, stop rock climbing.

Lan Shan sat up straight unconsciously, nervous, afraid that his mother would tell him next that she and his father had sold him to a landlord's family as a serf.

Not that bad, but about the same.

"There is something wrong with the project your father is going to accept. I don't worry. I have to go to the island to see it." Zheng Yuan said, "So next, you may go to Zhou's family to live for a while."

The author says:

Zheng Yuan: Damn it, it’s time to get married

Bai Zhouyi: Thank you for the wife sent by my mother-in-law