Chairman, please stir the base!

When the little yellow bird flew out, because she was in a trance, she didn't look at the road. She bumped into a wall or a pillar along the way. There was so much noise that people couldn't pay attention to her.

Sawada Tsunayoshi couldn't bear to see the little broken bird flying and colliding all the way, so he said, "Yundou, Yundou! There is a... z-pillar in front..."

With a muffled "boom", Yundou added another bump on his forehead.But the little broken bird wobbled up and continued to fly, completely ignoring the sound coming from behind - or was she knocked stupid and couldn't hear it?

"Hey, Chikusa, does it often secretly take pictures of our Buzz's bird?" Kijima Inu elbowed Kakimoto Chikusa, and couldn't help asking.

"It should be." Kakimoto Chichu adjusted his glasses, "What, are you worried?"

"Who! Who's worried!" The loyal dog frowned again, "I'm just angry that it betrayed Mr. Rokudokuku!"

"Discussing betrayal with a bird..." Chikusa Kakimoto didn't say anything, but his eyes clearly revealed: Are you really all right?

"hateful!"

All these Yundou don't know, and she doesn't want to know. She just wants to make sure that she has actually traveled to a world where the whole people are disturbing the foundation. That very dark but very real world.

After flying out and being filled, Yundou was stunned in the air for a long time, and the wind that was blowing more and more made her head that was about to ignite wake up a little bit.

Anyway, go home first.I don't know if Ah Yan has anything new to tell him.

Once again, I went to the computer room with ease, turned on the computer, connected to the Internet, opened QQ, and clicked out to protect you for a lifetime.

To tease you: Ah Yan Ah Yan Ah Yan!

Protect your life: what's wrong?

To tease you: Ah Yan!I discovered that this holographic online game actually has such an evil thing as BG!This unscientific!

The little yellow bird desperately pecked at the keyboard, using enough force every time, the keyboard made a crackling sound.

Protect your life:...

Protect you for the rest of your life: Xiaodou, what I'm going to say next, no matter what, you face it calmly.

To tease you: ...Okay.

Protecting you for life: Actually, after the first time you chatted with me, I went to the city you were in, and went to your home according to the address you gave me before. There is no trace of your existence... No, it should be, The traces of your existence are all there, but your existence has been completely erased.

Yundou was stunned.What's happening here?

Just kidding: I don't understand!I don't understand I don't understand I don't understand!There are all traces of my existence, my existence has been completely erased, Ah Yan, you are contradicting yourself!

Protect you for life: Xiaodou, calm down!Calm down and listen to me!

To tease you: good...

Protecting you for life: I asked the family, and they said that a strange thing happened recently. There was only a couple and a few servants in the house, but they found out that an empty bedroom had been transformed into a girl's bedroom, and there were people living there. But no one has ever seen that person before. I asked them if the family had an adopted daughter named Dou Niwan, and they said I was just kidding you.

Protect you for life: Xiaodou, this is what I said, the traces of your existence are there, but your existence has been erased.

To tease you: ... this is unscientific!

Yundou felt that she was about to collapse, so she clicked on the [Rotting World] group, it was night, and the speed of swiping the screen was naturally astonishingly fast, and she started typing.

To tease you: Hey!I crossed over, believe it or not!

No one will reply.

A little rebellious: Yo!Adzuki!By the way, what do you do with a row of spaces?

Yundou was stunned.spaces?What I typed out were words.Busy, he manipulated the mouse to roll back. The line he just wrote is still there, with standard Song style nine strokes, and the light blue color he used to type, although it is not as eye-catching as other people's bright red. It will never be to the point where people think it is a blank space.

Could it be that there is a problem with the rebellious computer?It shouldn't be, even if something goes wrong, you shouldn't just kill yourself...

Just thinking about it, someone spoke again.

Water is healthier: Xiaodou wants to express her speechlessness to you!Rebellion you bastard!

A little rebellious: ... rub = dish =.

Yundou copied it again.

To tease you: Hey!I crossed over, believe it or not!

A little rebellious: !Another string of spaces!Adzuki, you are enough!

Shui Shui is healthier: send you a couplet: Hahahahahahaha!

Yun Dou posted it again in disbelief.

A little rebellious: ...do you like spaces so much, dear?Could it be that your computer keyboard can only type spaces, dear?Need me to send you a keyboard that performs well and feels good?Free shipping, dear (づ￣3￣)づ~

Yundou was speechless.

Teasing you:. . . . . .

A little rebellious: ┭┮﹏┭┮You can finally post words other than spaces, although they are not counted as words, six periods...does not conform to the common sense of grammar. Hey!

To tease you: Did I not speak just now?

Water is healthier: you said it.

Water is healthier: space is also a word!Look at the rebellious diaphragm!

To tease you: ... Seriously.

Water is healthier: no, it’s all spaces.

To tease you: ...Fuck!

A little rebellious: Lady, dear!

To tease you: Shu your sister!

……

A little rebellious: Xiaodou ran away again!

Yundou looked at the blood-red words in the dialog box: You have spoken seven sentences today, and the quota has been used up, please come back tomorrow.

If there is one word to describe Yundou's mood at this moment, it would be "cao", two words "fuck", one sentence is "fuck you, the author I curse you for buying instant noodles for the rest of your life without seasoning packets!"

Can you be any more scumbag!Can you be more outrageous!Can you be more open-minded!What does it mean to use up today's seven sentences and come back tomorrow!Do you think you are selling cabbage and bring it back?You are not only cheating father and mother, you are cheating birds too, okay!Throughout the ages, it is quite rare for so many innocent people to be shot in one pit!You win you win you win!

(The author calmly wrote: Well, I know I won, you don't have to worship me too much.)

Yundou vomited three liters of blood.

At this time, the dialog box that protects you for life is lit up again, Yundou wipes his mouth and clicks to open it.

Protect your life: give up yet?

To tease you: ...I want dead people more.

Protect your life: it is not a dead person, it is a dead bird.

Teasing you:……

Protecting you for the rest of your life: From the current point of view, you should have really time-traveled and never escaped, not some holographic online game or dreaming.

Teasing you:……

Protecting you for the rest of your life: Although what you are wearing... cough, the creature is a bit suffocated, but people always look forward, at least you have not transmigrated into a male bird, have you?

To tease you: ...if I travel through the male bird, I can stage a real Birdman's Counterattack, bring all the beautiful men back to the nest, and be a masterpiece for generations to come!

Protecting you for life: ... the ideal is very lofty.But it’s okay if you are a mother, your current world is a normal and complete world, not the kind of holographic online game you think, BG is the real big one, wake up Xiaodou!

To tease you: == I can't change my mind for a while...

To tease you: Ah Yan, I still can't accept it.

Protecting you for the rest of your life: Uh...it's hard to accept, suddenly time travel or something, and turned into a bird...

To tease you: Hehe, I think I am just a coffee table, filled with all kinds of cups, and the washing utensils are insulated from me.

Protect your life:...

To tease you: I was abandoned by my biological parents first, and finally pretended to be cute and came to the new parents' house. Before I felt happy, the new parents had their own children, and I was left out in the cold again.Later, I changed my adoptive parents, thinking that this time there should be no problem, but they only had each other in their eyes, and they only had the responsibility of supporting me, and no one cared about me since I was a child.Now it has become such a weird thing!

Protect you for life: Xiaodou...

Just to tease you: Ah, let’s not talk about it, I’m going to download it, the skylark will be back soon.Bye bye~

Protect your life: goodbye.

Putting away the computer and exiting the room, Yundou huddled in the corner, covering his face with his wings, sobbing silently.

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