Chairman, please stir the base!

Anyway, as the evening approached, a group of over-age disciplinary committee members in Bing Shengzhong gathered in the office of the disciplinary committee chairman on time to receive the activity props for this event - the saw.

But this weird feeling of dying is really hard for people to look directly at.Yundou covered his eyes with his wings in pain.

Soon after the saw was finished, Yunque put on his coat and called out to the innocent little bird who was still squatting on the table and covering his eyes, "Yundou, let's go."

Yundou stood up and flapped its wings, picked up something from the table and flew towards Skylark, and then plunged into the pocket of Skylark's coat.

Skylark hasn't tried to take the little yellow bird away in her pocket. Although there is no limit to where she should squat, the air in the pocket will be stuffy. This little stupid bird will suffocate to death in the pocket. things are also unknown.After thinking about it, Skylark took her out of his pocket and put her on his shoulder.

At this moment, the thing Yundou was holding was no longer in her mouth, and she didn't ask to go back into the Lark's pocket again, she just spread her wings and flew to the top of Lark's head, found the most comfortable place to nest, and rubbed her little head against Lark's soft skin With silky hair, he opened and closed his small mouth and closed his eyes comfortably after shouting a few words "Skylark".

All the disciplinary committee members were stunned, and after recovering their senses, they all looked at the vice chairman Cao Bi, and their eyes conveyed the same meaning: Is the end of the world coming!I actually saw a creature alive after doing such a presumptuous thing to the Chairman!

Cao Bi, who had seen it many times, walked forward calmly with a saw, quite disdainful of his subordinates' behavior: "Yundou has been favored for a long time, so why should you be surprised?"

He had completely forgotten that the first time he saw Yunque and Yundou together, his jaw was broken all over the place.

Because of bringing this second-hand bird, there was a very interesting scene in the summer festival that day, which deviated from the original intention of Skylark.

It hasn't been a day or two since the group of dangerous middle-schoolers headed by Skylark have run rampant. Most people are familiar with these young men who look fierce and ask for protection money, but they will indeed do their duty of protection after collecting the money. In addition, the protection fee they charged was not too outrageous, so when they saw the skylark asking for the protection fee, most of the merchants cooperated and handed it over.

Otherwise, it will take a long time to talk and pay, and there may be personal danger, so what are you trying to do?

Of course, there are also some newcomers. At this time, the saws in hand will come in handy.

According to the practice of previous years, the process at this time is usually as follows:

Lark stepped forward to ask for the protection fee—the store refused to pay it—the disciplinary committee members took out their saws and stepped forward with a grinning grin, “Will you pay it!”—the store compromised and handed over the protection fee—they received the money and left satisfied.

This year's process is not much different... It's just that when the store said no, there was an extra bird with a saw...

The onlookers broke into a cold sweat for the store when they saw the disciplinary committee members surrounding the store with saws, but soon some people couldn't help laughing, and then the laughter spread quickly among the crowd like an infection , not even the weapons held by the disciplinary committee members could stop the laughter from spreading.

There is no other reason, this scene is too funny...

The leader of the delinquent boy, a beautiful boy who looks frail and full of oriental flavor, stepped forward and said playfully, "No?"

The word "not to give" was like a signal, and after finishing speaking, all the discipline committee members took out their weapons and surrounded them.The bright yellow ball that had been nestling on the boy's head seemed to wake up at this time, stood up and stretched his wings and kicked his legs. After seeing the scene in front of him, Heidou's eyes lit up, and he flew to the pocket edge of the boy's coat and stood there. He stuck his head in as if he wanted to get something, but it fell into it all of a sudden, and the boy's pockets bulged instantly.

Soon the little yellow bird's head came out of the boy's pocket, and there was a thin blade in its mouth, the kind people usually use to sharpen pencils.Immediately afterwards, the little yellow bird moved his whole body out of the boy's pocket with great difficulty, and then flew to the store, with a small appearance and arrogance, and said: "Protection fee ~ protection fee ~ if you don't pay it, you will kill it~ "

Opening its mouth, the blade naturally fell to the ground, and the little yellow bird flew to the ground to peck again, but couldn't peck for a long time...

The crowd erupted.

"Ah, what a cute little bird! Mom, I want to raise it!"

"This bird is so cute!"

"I want to catch it and play with it!"

Yundou, who was surrounded for no reason, stared at Heidou innocently, and was at a loss as to what to do with the blade that had been pecked up with great difficulty.

=Dish=So it’s true that delinquent teenagers can’t be ganged up and attacked?Help, Chairman Σ(°△°|||)︴...

Skylark, whose plan was completely disrupted, had a terrible headache. Fortunately, he was standing not far from the little stupid bird, so he caught her back and stuffed her in his pocket without much effort, and took the money that the store had already taken out in fright. , Turned and left after counting the correct number.

"Hey, boy, don't go, where did you buy your bird?"

"Can you let me?"

The countless hands stretched out annoyed the skylark to death, the duckweed turned bright, and the corner of the mouth curved into a bloodthirsty smile: "Gather together, bite and kill!"

How strong the murderous spirit of the skylark is can be seen from Tsunayoshi Sawada's usual fear. No matter how cute the bird is, it is not as cute as its own life. The radius of ten meters around the skylark is instantly emptied, and the road is unimpeded.

Yunque snorted coldly and put away the duckweed abduct, walked to the grass wall and said, "Go ahead and continue to collect protection fees, I'll come later."

Cao Bi said: "Yes, my lord committee."

Yundou also knew that he seemed to be in trouble, so he squatted obediently in his pocket and did not dare to come out, only showing his small head, and flatteringly said to Yunque: "Skylark~ Skylark~ so powerful~ so powerful~"

Yunque lowered his head and glanced at her, his slightly raised phoenix eyes were sharp, Yundou's whole body trembled when he saw it, and he retracted in aggrieved way.

T^T It's not that she came to collect the protection fee herself, she was obviously forced to give her a face... The second grade is the most difficult to serve!

The obviously tsundere little yellow bird made Skylark so cute that he couldn't show his face anymore.Just as he reached the destination, Skylark took the little yellow bird out of his pocket and put it on the branch of a nearby tree: "Wait here for me obediently. I'll come back to pick you up after collecting the protection fee."

Yundou shakes off his feathers and looks around. This is the Hesheng Shrine, which is already some distance away from the bustling streets, and it is relatively quiet.The place is good, very suitable for sleeping, but Yundou's feeling of grievance has not dissipated, and regardless of Yunque's face, he turned his head, "Humph."

Regardless of whether you kill her or bury her, I won't serve you anymore!Birds also have a temper, and birds can be arrogant, hum!

Yundou's thoughts and actions at this time are very majestic, but the weather turns cold in the evening, and the terrain of this shrine is relatively high. When the cold wind blows, the little yellow bird, which was still majestic just now, can't help shivering. The thin branches are staggering.

Skylark stretched out his hand to support her speechlessly, then took off his coat and hung it on the branch, stuffed her back into his pocket, and gently pressed her head with his fingers: "Don't run around, be obedient. I'll be back as soon as possible, and I will bite you if I don't see you." kill."

Do you worry about dying if you say it clearly?Yundou ignored him, followed the strength of his fingers into his pocket, lay flat and closed his eyes.

The corner of Skylark's mouth curled up, his smile was rare without murderous intent and blood, pure and gentle like a normal 15-year-old boy.

The author has something to say: I found that the place where I had two blank lines was forced into one line... some places seemed a bit abrupt == so I added *~(≧▽≦)/~I left a message yesterday Breaking ten digits, so I came to update, la la la, I am a hardworking little author~ I ask for rewards and praise!Leave a message to collect and support!The innocent and cute bird looks at you stupidly!Preview of the next chapter: Dare to touch my bird? (Where is the bird? Hey!