The reincarnated boss wants to live a peaceful life

The large object floating over the sea undulates with the waves,? It looks like a large piece of marine debris, or more accurately, it looks like a body bag.

Modern people really...why throw all kinds of garbage into the sea?Even she knows that protecting the marine environment is everyone's responsibility, what do those who throw garbage think!

Canghua complained wildly in her heart, while thinking about whether she would find a way to fish up the garbage, or call the Yokohama Municipal Municipality to report the situation.It didn't work for almost a second, so Cang Hua chose the latter.After all, she is going back to work in the bakery now,? This large garbage does not look easy to catch,? Or hand it over to the municipal government? Find a special staff to pick it up.

Thinking of this, Cang Hua took out the terminal and was about to check the phone number, but the result was not found,? The garbage floating on the water suddenly... raised its head.

He showed a pale and pale face, and his hair was sticking to his face wetly because of soaking in sea water.And his hair still looks a little curly, so it's more like seaweed growing on his head.

...Mermaid?The idea that came up was quickly suppressed by Cang Hua, because she saw that the lower body of this floating man had two long legs instead of a fish tail.

What is he doing?swimming?But why do you need to wear clothes for swimming?And he seemed to be wearing clothes that didn't match Xia Tian,? Cang Hua found it even more difficult to understand.But he was still alive, gasping for breath, so she probably didn't need to salvage it.

And when the man in the sea raised his head, because Cang Hua was the only person on the shore, he met her gaze accurately.After seeing the woman on the shore staring at him for about half a minute, he turned around decisively and hesitantly, as if he hadn't seen him.

……unacceptable!It's too much!This materialistic Yokohama's heart is getting more and more indifferent, seeing people like him falling into the water don't even know to help rescue him!

I don't know why, looking at the back of Cang Hua,? Dazai Osamu, who was soaking in the sea, suddenly remembered Akutagawa who was also decisive when he was accidentally stuck on a tree before, and the two ignored him. The way is exactly the same!

So, Dazai followed suit and shouted at Cang Hua: "That young lady over there—"

Cang Hua blinked her eyes: Huh?call me?Probably not.

Going forward, I heard a frivolous call floating over from the sea: "That ruthless lady who got away over there—"

"That lady over there in a white T-shirt, blue jeans and a black baseball cap—"

Good guy, I'm really calling her.

With such an accurate description, Cang Hua was sure that the person was really calling her.In fact, there is no need to be so precise, today is Monday, and this place is a bit remote, most tourists will not come here, so there is only Canghua on the shore, and there is no one else to call except her.

Although she has no conscience, Canghua still has a bit of public morality, thinking that the "large garbage" should not continue to float on the sea like this, which would really damage the cityscape of Yokohama, so Canghua turned back and stood on the shore condescendingly watching Looking at Dazai, thinking of her current "gentle and kind" persona, Canghua tried her best to smile again, and asked kindly, "What's the matter?"

Originally, Dazai was quite happy when he saw Cang Hua come back, and there was a smile on his face, but when he heard Cang Hua ask, Dazai's smile froze on his face.

Isn't something obvious!Why ask!When you see someone calling for help in the sea, shouldn't you immediately think of pulling them up!

Dazai was speechless.Why did he meet someone with a wrong brain circuit these two times?

Dazai, completely unaware that he was running from a shark, had a brain circuit fault. He took a deep breath and said, "Well, can I trouble you to get me up there? I don't know how to get up there now."

"I don't know how to get up, why did you swim in the sea?" Cang Hua was very puzzled.

Dazai: "...I'm not swimming."

"Then what are you doing?"

"Isn't that obvious? I was trying to kill myself, but I failed."

...I don't quite understand the brain circuits of Yokohama people.Aoka looked at Dazai with a complicated expression, then turned around and left again - she remembered that there was a rope on the manager's car.Dazai's call came from behind again, but Canghua wanted to make a quick decision, so she ignored him, and instead sped up her pace to find the rope.

Dazai watched Canghua's figure go further and further away, and there was no one else on the bank except her for the time being, feeling a little desperate in his heart.He wanted to come from the shark, but the feeling of being choked by the sea water after jumping into the sea was also very painful, so it was another failed self-shark.

But he felt that if no one came to help him go up, this might be another successful self-shark.His body//will be soaked in sea water, his face will become like a white bread, swollen beyond recognition, deformed to the point that neither Odasaku nor Ango can recognize him, and that bastard Chuya will probably be so happy to drink and celebrate— —It’s too miserable, Dazai Osamu’s life is really too miserable!

Woohoo, I really want to eat canned crab meat!

Just when Dazai was thinking that if he went up this time, he would feed himself to death by eating a hundred canned crab meat, he saw that Cang Hua, who had already left, turned back suddenly.She was holding a rope in her hand, and one end of the rope was tied into a loop, and she was swinging the loop like a cowboy in a movie, and she looked a little handsome.

Dazai blinked his eyes, and the next second he saw the rope ring flying towards him, and it caught him accurately.Then, Aoka pulled hard, and the rope ring tightly bound Dazai.She pulled harder, and the man who was soaked in the sea was pulled out.

The seagulls flying over the sea saw a huge thing rising into the sky suddenly, they flapped their wings in horror and flew away.

Dazai, who came out of the sea, had only one thought in his mind: I can fly! ! !

But in the next second, looking at the ground that was about to come into close contact with his face and body, Dazai changed his mind again: it's over, it's over, he's going to hit the ground! ! !

Dazai closed his eyes, as if in this way he could escape the established fact of giving his first kiss to the ground.However, what he didn't expect was that escaping was not shameful and very useful!The expected pain did not come, and he seemed to be caught when he was about to fall to the ground!He opened the eye that was not covered by the bandage, and fell silent after seeing the facts clearly.

He, Dazai Osamu, a good man with a height of 1.8 meters, was hugged by a girl from Canghua.

... Hey, he lost his virginity!

The author has something to say: Zai: Hey, you have to be responsible for me

Sister Cang: Don’t be a fool, I’ll send you to reincarnation