The reincarnated boss wants to live a peaceful life
Chapter 254 254
After Li Baoen lifted the curse and restored the description of an adult, the children of Kannazuki's family deeply realized what it means to be "parents are true love, and children are accidents".
"Although we are indeed them, Miss Canghua picked it up by accident,? But! But!" Nakajima emphasized, "How can someone go on honeymoon for two years at a time? It's too exaggerated!"
Yin tilted his head: "Is it okay? Aren't they two coming back in the middle? When Xiao Jinghua and I started school or graduated,? They all came back."
Jinghua nodded: "Yeah."
Seeing Akutagawa standing up, Nakajima hastily handed over the bowl: "Akutagawa help me serve the bowl of rice."
Akutagawa directly carried the pot over with Rashomon, and when he heard Nakajima say "Thank you brother", he put the pot back silently.
Dazai couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Nakajima protested unconvinced: "Why can both Xiaoyin and Xiaojinghua call you brother, but I can't!"
Akutagawa's face was grim: "Because it sounds strange, if you dare to call me that again, I will kill you."
Nakajima pouted, at this moment, Jinghua also raised the bowl: "One more bowl."
Dazai looked at Nakajima and then at Kyoka: "Little Kyoka is indeed picked up by Dun-kun, her appetite is as good as his."
Nakajima turned his head to look at Dazai with a "swish": "Are you saying we eat too much?"
Dazai said solemnly: "It's not too much,? You two are growing up, and this appetite is normal. Speaking of which, I finally ended my days as a freelancer for the government, and went to a serious job!" Wiped away tears,? "Moved!"
After Akutagawa added rice to Kyoka, he added another bowl to Nakajima,? Hearing Dazai mention this, he couldn't help but ask, "What is your new job?"
Silver held the cup: "Although it sounds like you want to do a serious job,? But I don't think you can do a serious job."
"Actually, I think so too,?" Nakajima nodded in agreement, "And you've been cheating for a few days, what is your new job?"
Dazai looked mysterious: "I can't say it."
Akutagawa looked at him with scrutiny: "You're not going to be an undercover agent again, are you?"
Dazai waved his hand: "Of course not."
Nakajima thought about it for a long time when he touched the job: "I can't think of what kind of work you can do, because it feels like you are always doing nothing... just helping other people walk their dogs?"
"I hate dogs the most!" Dazai stood up, "Anyway,? You'll know later~" As he spoke, he swaggered out of the kitchen, only to be dragged back by Akutagawa with a hemp rope.
Since his own Rashomon was ineffective against Dazai, Akutagawa practiced his rope skills and easily dragged Dazai back: "Don't try to slip away, it's your turn to do the dishes today."
"My hand hurts—"
"Even if you amputate, you still have to wash the dishes for me."
***
Akutagawa's morning starts with waking up several other people.
It is said that the elder brother is like a father, although Akutagawa is not the oldest in the family, but the oldest Dazai is unreliable, so when Aoka and Riboun are not at home, the task of taking care of other people falls on his shoulders .
Silver and Kyoka usually get up when the alarm clock rings, and Akutagawa knocks on the door just to make sure they are up, so they don't accidentally oversleep.
The way to wake up Nakajima is usually to kick, and the way to wake up Dazai is to hit the iron pot with a rice spoon.
By the time the wake-up time is over and several people are sitting at the dining table having breakfast together, it is usually four or 10 minutes later.
Today is also an ordinary morning at the Kannazuki family, if anything, Dazai is going to a new workplace today.
On the way to the Armed Detective Agency, Nakajima put his hands behind his head: "What do you think Mr. Dazai's job will be?"
"I don't know." It was already autumn, Akutagawa was wearing a long windbreaker with the collar turned up, and his hands in the pockets of the windbreaker, "My eyelids kept twitching today, as if something bad was about to happen."
"Huh? You are too superstitious." Nakajima waved his hand, "No, you are the one who wins the lottery. It's not that the left eye jumps for money, and the right eye jumps because you didn't sleep well!"
"Human tiger."
"what?"
"You talk too much."
"I'm comforting you!"
After the two went to the Armed Detective Agency, they started writing yesterday's incident report.
Another two years passed, and the two of them still didn't make much progress when they wrote the report. They almost went bald because of the hundreds of words of the report. They can all be completed perfectly, why is the report poorly written?"
Akutagawa's face was dark: "I discussed this issue with Renhu."
Nakajima raised his head: "We all agree that this is a problem with the report."
Kunikida alone gave them a surprise: "Don't blame the report!"
Akutagawa and Nakajima sighed, and a cloud of gloom hung over the two of them.At this moment, President Fukuzawa opened the door and came in. There was someone behind him, but was blocked by President Fukuzawa.
"Everyone stop what you're doing first," President Fukuzawa said, "Our detective agency has a new member joining us today."
Kunikida pushed his glasses, lowered his head and asked Akutagawa and Nakajima, "Your house came in through the back door again?"
The Armed Detective Agency has not joined the Armed Detective Agency in the past two years, except Yin and Kyoka who occasionally come to work part-time during the holidays, and Akutagawa and Nakajima who came before that were all brought by Aoka. That's why Kunikida asked this question.
Akutagawa and Nakajima looked at each other, then shook their heads: "No." After speaking, Akutagawa's eyelids suddenly jumped again.A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, he patted the table and stood up, "Wait, could it be—"
Before he finished speaking, Dazai appeared from behind President Fukuzawa, and said to them with a bright smile: "Dangdang! It's me! Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"
Akutagawa and Nakajima nodded in unison: "Unexpected." They shook their heads in unison, "No surprise."
Yosano couldn't help laughing: "You two are really brothers." She asked Kunikida, "Have you opened your mouth?"
Kunikida's head was full of black lines: "I didn't expect it to be true..."
Luanpo was eating snacks: "Welcome newcomers—" He looked at Akutagawa and Nakajima, "Your family really organized a group to come to our detective agency."
"About this point, let me explain," President Fukuzawa said, "Dazai was recommended by the head of the farm. He passed the entrance examination and will be a formal member in the future. But he just came, and I plan to find someone to take him. .” After pondering for a moment, he directly called the name, “Akutagawa, Dun.”
Akutagawa and Nakajima were silent for a moment, then lowered their heads together again.
"This report is very difficult to write."
"That's to say, it's really difficult!"
President Fukuzawa looked dignified: "It's just the two of you."
"President!"
The two raised their heads, but President Fukuzawa had already entered his office, and Dazai rushed towards them: "Please give me more advice in the future, two seniors—"
"We don't want to..."
"Teach you!"
Nakajima looked complicated: "No wonder you refused to tell us what your new job is when we ask you."
Akutagawa also couldn't put it into words: "No wonder my eyelids kept twitching in the morning."
Dazai stroked his chin: "That's called, life is full of frights!"
"Don't imitate Tsurumaru-san's mantra!"
Kunikida looked at the three of them, pushed down his glasses, and quickly retreated.
It feels like a troublesome person is coming, so he should stay away as soon as possible.
Although they said something they didn't want, Akutagawa and Nakajima still took out materials such as the manual of the Armed Detective Agency and gave them to Dazai: "You should read it first."
"You two can't write the report again?" Dazai asked curiously.
Akutagawa and Nakajima looked at each other, and then looked at Dazai: "Why don't you write it? As a junior, it's only natural to help seniors work?"
Dazai said confidently: "But I don't know much about the Armed Detective Agency~"
"Who are you lying to!"
Kunikida rushed over and shouted at the two of them again: "Don't push your report to the rookie! Rookie, hurry up and read the manual!"
Luanbu held a squid roll in his mouth: "I don't know why, but it feels like our detective society will be very lively in the future."
Dazai said in a bored manner quickly after the extra manual: "Oh, I started a new job today, and Ms. Canghua hasn't come back yet. Did she have such a happy honeymoon with Mr. Li Baoen that she forgot about us? "
As soon as Dazai finished speaking, the door of the detective agency was pushed open.Cang Hua stood at the door, looked at them with a smile and asked, "I just heard someone say bad things about me when I arrived at the door? Is it too much?"
"Miss Canghua!"
Akutagawa and Dazai were relatively calm, and Nakajima rushed towards him, but before he could hold Aoka, he was blocked by the man beside her.
Li Baoen looked cold: "Stay away from my wife."
"Hey," Yu Xie Ye joked, "I'm here to show off my love. Where did you go on your honeymoon this time?"
Cang Hua poked her head out from behind Li Baoen: "I just came back from Africa and I brought you diamonds. I dug them out with my bare hands and didn't ask my husband to help me. Am I not that good?"
Before he and Xie Ye could speak, Li Baoen on the side nodded: "Yes, it's amazing." Anyway, he is a soft eater.
Because Cang Hua said that she was going on her honeymoon, Li Baoen directly told Gang Ji that he quit.After careful calculation, he hadn't seen his two silly apprentices for more than half a year.
After catching the diamond thrown by Cang Hua, Yu Xie Ye waved to her: "Okay, the diamond can be kept, and you can leave."
"Why?" Cang Hua couldn't understand, "Jingzi, we haven't seen each other for a long time, don't you miss me?!"
"I think so, but you should think about it anyway," Yosano said in a sincere tone, "Our entire detective agency, from the president to the new Dazai, is single. Is this suitable for you two?"
Cang Hua pinched her chin: "What you said makes me really want to have a French kiss with Li Baoen in front of you."
Li Baoen turned to look at her: "Are you coming?"
Yu Xie Ye almost collapsed: "You really don't have to cooperate with her like this! We have physical minors and psychological minors here, you two restrain yourself!"
Luanbu ate potato chips: "I haven't seen any scenes."
"Come." Saying that, Cang Hua stood on tiptoe and kissed Li Baoen's mouth.
Kunikida was dumbfounded: "I have never seen this scene..."
Li Baoen bent the corner of his lower lip: "Didn't you say French kiss?"
"I'm afraid they won't be able to accept it."
"When did you start caring about whether others could accept it?"
"You're right, I have no conscience!"
Facing their parents' act of showing affection as if no one else was around, Akutagawa, Nakajima and Dazai said calmly: they are used to it.
Didn't I say that parents are true love, children are accidents, and children grow up eating their parents' dog food.
"Forget it, I won't tease you guys anymore," Cang Hua said with a smile, "To celebrate Dazai's new job today, everyone is welcome to come to my house for dinner tonight~"
"What to eat?" Kunikida asked sincerely, "Dog food?"
Li Baoen said in a chic tone: "It's not impossible, there should be a few bags at home."
"...I want to eat what people eat."
"You said you want to eat dog food."
After telling them to go to their home together after get off work, Cang Hua and Li Baoen left.Nakajima couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "I used to think that Mr. Libern was a cool Italian guy, but now I think he has been transformed by Miss Canghua."
Xie Ye supported his chin with one hand: "Haven't you heard that sentence? Two people who love each other will become more and more like each other. By the way, you two finished writing the report?"
"Not yet woo-woo--"
***
After leaving the Armed Detective Agency, Cang Hua and Li Baoen went straight to the shopping mall.Holding Li Baoen's arm, Cang Hua couldn't help feeling: "I think this is the peaceful life I want."
Li Baoen raised his eyebrows: "How do you say?"
"No weird people, no fighting, every day is peaceful," Cang Hua turned to Li Baoen, "What do you want to eat tonight?"
"Anything is fine," Li Baoen pushed the shopping cart, "There are no weird people? How dare you say that."
Cang Hua laughed: "Okay, occasionally there will be, but it's still within the range I accept. It would be nice if it was always so calm."
"You sound like a Flag."
Half an hour later, Cang Hua looked at the fairly familiar environment around her, and complained in her heart: I really don't know whether it was she who set up the Flag, or Li Baoen who made it happen.
Can anyone tell her why she suddenly teleported from Yokohama to Namorimachi?
What kind of peaceful life is this!
But Cang Hua remained calm because she had encountered too many emergencies.She quickly thought that this was probably caused by time-space fluctuations, and since this is Nishimori Town, wouldn't it be good for her to go to Sawada's house?
Even if she disappeared suddenly, I don't know if Li Baoen would be worried or calm.
"Worried...not worried..."
Cang Hua muttered to herself while walking in the direction of Sawada's house. When she was about to get there, she suddenly saw a familiar... small figure.
"Reborn?"
Cang Hua screamed, and saw the little baby in a suit and top hat turned around in front of him, and there was a green lizard lying on the hat.She ran over and asked in surprise: "So you came here too? But..." She looked Li Baoen up and down, "Why are you getting smaller again? Could it be that you were affected?"
Who knows, the little baby in front of her looked at her like a stranger and asked, "Who are you?"
"You're good at acting." Cang Hua knelt down in front of him, "Why, come here and look like a baby, and you want to play an unfamiliar scene with me? We've acted this before, pass. "
Li Baoen looked at Cang Hua alertly: "What are you talking about? I can't understand a word. Who are you?"
Cang Hua pointed at herself: "I am your wife!"
Just as Li Baoen was about to say where his wife came from, he suddenly heard a very familiar voice shouting: "Canghua!"
...What the hell? !
Cang Hua turned around and saw Li Baoen running towards her.After stopping in front of Canghua, Li Baoen frowned: "Why did we suddenly arrive at Bingsheng?"
"I don't think it's outrageous that we came to Bingsheng suddenly." She stepped aside, "That's outrageous."
After Canghua stepped aside, Li Baoen saw Li Baoen in baby form.Li Baoen in the baby form was shocked when he heard his own voice, and now he is even more incredible when he sees himself in the adult form.
Bao En, one big and one small, looked at each other, and after a full minute, he turned his head to look at Cang Hua: "What's going on?"
"I think..." Cang Hua asked tentatively, "Maybe we can find a place to sit down and talk first?"
After entering Sawada's house, Aoka discovered that this was the town of Namori 12 years ago, because Tsunayoshi was still a junior high school student.After repeatedly confirming with Li Baoen in baby form that he did not know herself, she said to Li Baoen: "We should have been affected by time-space fluctuations, not only came to 12 years ago vertically, but also came to parallel world."
"So," Li Baoen looked down at himself in this parallel world, "he is me who has not lifted the curse in the parallel world."
Xiao Gangji sat on the side tremblingly and dared not speak.
Is this the adult form of Ribaun after the curse has been lifted?The momentum is so strong... No wonder it is the world's strongest shark player QAQ, I am afraid——
After staring at the baby Li Baoen for a while, Li Baoen nodded: "I can probably understand why you wanted to marry me before I lifted the curse, after all, I am so cute."
"Please! I want to marry you because I know you are dying and I want your inheritance, okay?"
"Isn't it because you love me?"
"Of course it's because I love you."
Xiao Gangji looked at them in horror: "Suddenly, he started to show his affection like no one else!"
Hearing this, Cang Hua turned to look at Xiao Gangji: "Ah, Ganga in this world is also very good at making complaints. Let me introduce myself, I am your teacher's wife in the parallel world."
Xiao Gangji wrote Cang Hua: "The teacher's wife in the parallel world... ah," he looked at Li Baoen again, "meaning that Li Baoen in the parallel world not only lifted the curse, but also got married?"
Cang Hua raised her index finger: "There are still several children, although I picked up all the children."
"Sounds like a winner in life!" Xiao Gangji sighed, "In this world, Bao En has not lifted the curse and has no wife and children, only four lovers who broke up—" He trembled, "Can you Don't point the gun at me, Riboun!"
Bun En's expression on the baby's face was cold: "Shut your mouth."
Cang Hua asked Li Bao En in a low voice: "When you taught Ah Gang before, did he always tell the truth like this?"
"Well," Li Baoen nodded, "later he learned to be smart and said in his heart, but I can read minds, so he still has to be beaten every time."
"I really don't know whether to say I feel distressed or die laughing."
After being pointed at with a gun by the baby Li Baoen, Xiao Gangji learned to be smart.His tone was cautious: "Then why did you two come here suddenly?"
"I don't know, the two of us came here suddenly when we were shopping for vegetables," Cang Hua shrugged, "Now we can only guess that it is the influence of space-time fluctuations. By the way!" Cang Hua suddenly remembered, "We What about the purchase?"
"Here?" Li Baoen pointed to a few shopping bags beside him, "They were also brought here."
Cang Hua breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, those lobsters and crabs were carefully selected by me, you must take them well, if we go back suddenly, we must take them back with us!"
Li Baoen nodded: "I know."
The corner of Xiao Gangji's mouth twitched slightly: "I really... It's hard to imagine that Li Baoen would listen to other people's words!"
Li Baoen looked calm: "I can't help it, who told me to eat soft food."
Bao En raised his head in the baby: "Eat soft rice?"
Cang Hua looked proud: "I am a super rich woman, this is my little boy~" Cang Hua likes to say this very much, Li Baoen also cooperates with her every time, and she will tell others after she has had enough fun. In fact, they are a legal couple.
Baby Li Baoen looked at Li Baoen with disdainful eyes: "It's too embarrassing to eat soft food."
"It doesn't matter, anyway, it's my wife's soft rice, and you don't even have a wife."
Bun choked on the baby: "But I have had four lovers."
"Yes," Li Baoen added the accent on the word "pass", "but I have a wife, and my wife and I are first love."
Xiao Gangji shrank his neck: "It's amazing to have a wife..."
In the baby, Bao En stood up with a dark face: "Gang, come with me."
Xiao Gangji shook his head frantically: "No! I have a hunch that you are going to beat me up, but I did nothing wrong!"
"I'm upset."
"That's no reason!"
Cang Hua asked Li Baoen curiously: "Will you do the same to A Gang and Dino?"
"Of course," Libern replied without thinking, "after all, he and Dino are my lovely play-students."
Xiao Gangji froze instantly: "You want to say toys, right! It must be toys!"
The baby Li Baoen looked at Li Baoen: "Oh? So I thought the same way in the parallel world?"
Xiao Gangji had a "=口=" expression on his face: "Why are you like this!!"
Because they don't know when this time-space fluctuation will pass, Canghua and Li Baoen temporarily stay at Sawada's house, and let Tsunakichi eat a handful of dog food.He silently thought: Fortunately, all of Li Baowen's lovers broke up with him, thank God!
Baby Li Baoen stared at Li Baoen for a while, then suddenly said to him: "Come out with me."
After the two of them left, Xiao Gangji couldn't help asking Cang Hua: "Is it because Li Baoen couldn't stand the love between you two, that's why he called his parallel world away?"
Cang Hua shrugged: "Probably. By the way, aren't your grades very bad, with zero points in the total exam?"
"Woooooo don't ask me such a sad topic!"
After following the baby Li Baoen out, Li Baoen leaned against the wall with his hands crossed in front of his chest: "When you see my face, do you feel a familiar strangeness?"
"Indeed." The little baby Bourne nodded, "So I want to ask you, how did you break the curse. Your wife recognized me when she saw me, so you used to be the same as me, right?"
Li Baoen nodded: "Yes."
"So, how did you break the curse?"
"Rely on my wife," Li Baoen smiled slightly, "I already told you that I'm a softie."
Bao En frowned in the baby: "Can she lift the curse?"
"She can't, but she can find someone to undo it." After all, he is himself in the parallel world, and Li Baoen said seriously, "You can find a person named Chuanping. No, he should be called Gakafis now. He is The person who casts the curse is also the one who can lift the curse for you. Also, there is a gold sculptor named Talbo in Vengley, find him, and he can create a container that can bear the curse. I can only tell you this .”
Bao En nodded in the baby: "It's enough, thank you." He glanced in through the window at Cang Hua who was talking to Xiao Gangji, "How do you know each other?"
"It happened a long time ago." Li Baoen narrowed his eyes slightly, "It's been almost 40 years, I don't remember clearly. Have you ever had four lovers?"
Bao En nodded in the baby: "Yes. What's the matter?"
"It's okay," Li Baoen shook his head, "Because Canghua she—oh, it's my wife, she always said that after we broke up, I had three lovers, but I have no memory of this at all. She also said that we The separation was because I was cursed and left without saying goodbye, but my memory is that I went back to find her after being cursed, but she disappeared. Forget it, it doesn’t matter anyway.”
Bao En nodded in the baby: "Okay. Speaking of which, I also have two silly apprentices in the parallel world."
"They are two handy toys."
"I feel the same."
"But not only do I have two stupid apprentices, I also have a wife."
"..."
Why does this person expose his wife when he disagrees with him?
Before the baby Li Baoen's patience reached its limit, the space-time loophole was repaired, and Li Baoen and Canghua returned to the original world with the lobsters and crabs they bought.
On the way home, Canghua took Larry Bourne's hand: "I remembered something, you had four lovers in the parallel world, so you should believe the fact that you had three lovers, right?" !” She said angrily, “Quickly believe it!”
Li Baoen raised his hands in surrender: "Okay, I believe it. But that's not important anymore, right?"
"Then what is important?"
"The important thing is... Ti? Amo."
"Well--"
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"Although we are indeed them, Miss Canghua picked it up by accident,? But! But!" Nakajima emphasized, "How can someone go on honeymoon for two years at a time? It's too exaggerated!"
Yin tilted his head: "Is it okay? Aren't they two coming back in the middle? When Xiao Jinghua and I started school or graduated,? They all came back."
Jinghua nodded: "Yeah."
Seeing Akutagawa standing up, Nakajima hastily handed over the bowl: "Akutagawa help me serve the bowl of rice."
Akutagawa directly carried the pot over with Rashomon, and when he heard Nakajima say "Thank you brother", he put the pot back silently.
Dazai couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Nakajima protested unconvinced: "Why can both Xiaoyin and Xiaojinghua call you brother, but I can't!"
Akutagawa's face was grim: "Because it sounds strange, if you dare to call me that again, I will kill you."
Nakajima pouted, at this moment, Jinghua also raised the bowl: "One more bowl."
Dazai looked at Nakajima and then at Kyoka: "Little Kyoka is indeed picked up by Dun-kun, her appetite is as good as his."
Nakajima turned his head to look at Dazai with a "swish": "Are you saying we eat too much?"
Dazai said solemnly: "It's not too much,? You two are growing up, and this appetite is normal. Speaking of which, I finally ended my days as a freelancer for the government, and went to a serious job!" Wiped away tears,? "Moved!"
After Akutagawa added rice to Kyoka, he added another bowl to Nakajima,? Hearing Dazai mention this, he couldn't help but ask, "What is your new job?"
Silver held the cup: "Although it sounds like you want to do a serious job,? But I don't think you can do a serious job."
"Actually, I think so too,?" Nakajima nodded in agreement, "And you've been cheating for a few days, what is your new job?"
Dazai looked mysterious: "I can't say it."
Akutagawa looked at him with scrutiny: "You're not going to be an undercover agent again, are you?"
Dazai waved his hand: "Of course not."
Nakajima thought about it for a long time when he touched the job: "I can't think of what kind of work you can do, because it feels like you are always doing nothing... just helping other people walk their dogs?"
"I hate dogs the most!" Dazai stood up, "Anyway,? You'll know later~" As he spoke, he swaggered out of the kitchen, only to be dragged back by Akutagawa with a hemp rope.
Since his own Rashomon was ineffective against Dazai, Akutagawa practiced his rope skills and easily dragged Dazai back: "Don't try to slip away, it's your turn to do the dishes today."
"My hand hurts—"
"Even if you amputate, you still have to wash the dishes for me."
***
Akutagawa's morning starts with waking up several other people.
It is said that the elder brother is like a father, although Akutagawa is not the oldest in the family, but the oldest Dazai is unreliable, so when Aoka and Riboun are not at home, the task of taking care of other people falls on his shoulders .
Silver and Kyoka usually get up when the alarm clock rings, and Akutagawa knocks on the door just to make sure they are up, so they don't accidentally oversleep.
The way to wake up Nakajima is usually to kick, and the way to wake up Dazai is to hit the iron pot with a rice spoon.
By the time the wake-up time is over and several people are sitting at the dining table having breakfast together, it is usually four or 10 minutes later.
Today is also an ordinary morning at the Kannazuki family, if anything, Dazai is going to a new workplace today.
On the way to the Armed Detective Agency, Nakajima put his hands behind his head: "What do you think Mr. Dazai's job will be?"
"I don't know." It was already autumn, Akutagawa was wearing a long windbreaker with the collar turned up, and his hands in the pockets of the windbreaker, "My eyelids kept twitching today, as if something bad was about to happen."
"Huh? You are too superstitious." Nakajima waved his hand, "No, you are the one who wins the lottery. It's not that the left eye jumps for money, and the right eye jumps because you didn't sleep well!"
"Human tiger."
"what?"
"You talk too much."
"I'm comforting you!"
After the two went to the Armed Detective Agency, they started writing yesterday's incident report.
Another two years passed, and the two of them still didn't make much progress when they wrote the report. They almost went bald because of the hundreds of words of the report. They can all be completed perfectly, why is the report poorly written?"
Akutagawa's face was dark: "I discussed this issue with Renhu."
Nakajima raised his head: "We all agree that this is a problem with the report."
Kunikida alone gave them a surprise: "Don't blame the report!"
Akutagawa and Nakajima sighed, and a cloud of gloom hung over the two of them.At this moment, President Fukuzawa opened the door and came in. There was someone behind him, but was blocked by President Fukuzawa.
"Everyone stop what you're doing first," President Fukuzawa said, "Our detective agency has a new member joining us today."
Kunikida pushed his glasses, lowered his head and asked Akutagawa and Nakajima, "Your house came in through the back door again?"
The Armed Detective Agency has not joined the Armed Detective Agency in the past two years, except Yin and Kyoka who occasionally come to work part-time during the holidays, and Akutagawa and Nakajima who came before that were all brought by Aoka. That's why Kunikida asked this question.
Akutagawa and Nakajima looked at each other, then shook their heads: "No." After speaking, Akutagawa's eyelids suddenly jumped again.A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, he patted the table and stood up, "Wait, could it be—"
Before he finished speaking, Dazai appeared from behind President Fukuzawa, and said to them with a bright smile: "Dangdang! It's me! Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"
Akutagawa and Nakajima nodded in unison: "Unexpected." They shook their heads in unison, "No surprise."
Yosano couldn't help laughing: "You two are really brothers." She asked Kunikida, "Have you opened your mouth?"
Kunikida's head was full of black lines: "I didn't expect it to be true..."
Luanpo was eating snacks: "Welcome newcomers—" He looked at Akutagawa and Nakajima, "Your family really organized a group to come to our detective agency."
"About this point, let me explain," President Fukuzawa said, "Dazai was recommended by the head of the farm. He passed the entrance examination and will be a formal member in the future. But he just came, and I plan to find someone to take him. .” After pondering for a moment, he directly called the name, “Akutagawa, Dun.”
Akutagawa and Nakajima were silent for a moment, then lowered their heads together again.
"This report is very difficult to write."
"That's to say, it's really difficult!"
President Fukuzawa looked dignified: "It's just the two of you."
"President!"
The two raised their heads, but President Fukuzawa had already entered his office, and Dazai rushed towards them: "Please give me more advice in the future, two seniors—"
"We don't want to..."
"Teach you!"
Nakajima looked complicated: "No wonder you refused to tell us what your new job is when we ask you."
Akutagawa also couldn't put it into words: "No wonder my eyelids kept twitching in the morning."
Dazai stroked his chin: "That's called, life is full of frights!"
"Don't imitate Tsurumaru-san's mantra!"
Kunikida looked at the three of them, pushed down his glasses, and quickly retreated.
It feels like a troublesome person is coming, so he should stay away as soon as possible.
Although they said something they didn't want, Akutagawa and Nakajima still took out materials such as the manual of the Armed Detective Agency and gave them to Dazai: "You should read it first."
"You two can't write the report again?" Dazai asked curiously.
Akutagawa and Nakajima looked at each other, and then looked at Dazai: "Why don't you write it? As a junior, it's only natural to help seniors work?"
Dazai said confidently: "But I don't know much about the Armed Detective Agency~"
"Who are you lying to!"
Kunikida rushed over and shouted at the two of them again: "Don't push your report to the rookie! Rookie, hurry up and read the manual!"
Luanbu held a squid roll in his mouth: "I don't know why, but it feels like our detective society will be very lively in the future."
Dazai said in a bored manner quickly after the extra manual: "Oh, I started a new job today, and Ms. Canghua hasn't come back yet. Did she have such a happy honeymoon with Mr. Li Baoen that she forgot about us? "
As soon as Dazai finished speaking, the door of the detective agency was pushed open.Cang Hua stood at the door, looked at them with a smile and asked, "I just heard someone say bad things about me when I arrived at the door? Is it too much?"
"Miss Canghua!"
Akutagawa and Dazai were relatively calm, and Nakajima rushed towards him, but before he could hold Aoka, he was blocked by the man beside her.
Li Baoen looked cold: "Stay away from my wife."
"Hey," Yu Xie Ye joked, "I'm here to show off my love. Where did you go on your honeymoon this time?"
Cang Hua poked her head out from behind Li Baoen: "I just came back from Africa and I brought you diamonds. I dug them out with my bare hands and didn't ask my husband to help me. Am I not that good?"
Before he and Xie Ye could speak, Li Baoen on the side nodded: "Yes, it's amazing." Anyway, he is a soft eater.
Because Cang Hua said that she was going on her honeymoon, Li Baoen directly told Gang Ji that he quit.After careful calculation, he hadn't seen his two silly apprentices for more than half a year.
After catching the diamond thrown by Cang Hua, Yu Xie Ye waved to her: "Okay, the diamond can be kept, and you can leave."
"Why?" Cang Hua couldn't understand, "Jingzi, we haven't seen each other for a long time, don't you miss me?!"
"I think so, but you should think about it anyway," Yosano said in a sincere tone, "Our entire detective agency, from the president to the new Dazai, is single. Is this suitable for you two?"
Cang Hua pinched her chin: "What you said makes me really want to have a French kiss with Li Baoen in front of you."
Li Baoen turned to look at her: "Are you coming?"
Yu Xie Ye almost collapsed: "You really don't have to cooperate with her like this! We have physical minors and psychological minors here, you two restrain yourself!"
Luanbu ate potato chips: "I haven't seen any scenes."
"Come." Saying that, Cang Hua stood on tiptoe and kissed Li Baoen's mouth.
Kunikida was dumbfounded: "I have never seen this scene..."
Li Baoen bent the corner of his lower lip: "Didn't you say French kiss?"
"I'm afraid they won't be able to accept it."
"When did you start caring about whether others could accept it?"
"You're right, I have no conscience!"
Facing their parents' act of showing affection as if no one else was around, Akutagawa, Nakajima and Dazai said calmly: they are used to it.
Didn't I say that parents are true love, children are accidents, and children grow up eating their parents' dog food.
"Forget it, I won't tease you guys anymore," Cang Hua said with a smile, "To celebrate Dazai's new job today, everyone is welcome to come to my house for dinner tonight~"
"What to eat?" Kunikida asked sincerely, "Dog food?"
Li Baoen said in a chic tone: "It's not impossible, there should be a few bags at home."
"...I want to eat what people eat."
"You said you want to eat dog food."
After telling them to go to their home together after get off work, Cang Hua and Li Baoen left.Nakajima couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "I used to think that Mr. Libern was a cool Italian guy, but now I think he has been transformed by Miss Canghua."
Xie Ye supported his chin with one hand: "Haven't you heard that sentence? Two people who love each other will become more and more like each other. By the way, you two finished writing the report?"
"Not yet woo-woo--"
***
After leaving the Armed Detective Agency, Cang Hua and Li Baoen went straight to the shopping mall.Holding Li Baoen's arm, Cang Hua couldn't help feeling: "I think this is the peaceful life I want."
Li Baoen raised his eyebrows: "How do you say?"
"No weird people, no fighting, every day is peaceful," Cang Hua turned to Li Baoen, "What do you want to eat tonight?"
"Anything is fine," Li Baoen pushed the shopping cart, "There are no weird people? How dare you say that."
Cang Hua laughed: "Okay, occasionally there will be, but it's still within the range I accept. It would be nice if it was always so calm."
"You sound like a Flag."
Half an hour later, Cang Hua looked at the fairly familiar environment around her, and complained in her heart: I really don't know whether it was she who set up the Flag, or Li Baoen who made it happen.
Can anyone tell her why she suddenly teleported from Yokohama to Namorimachi?
What kind of peaceful life is this!
But Cang Hua remained calm because she had encountered too many emergencies.She quickly thought that this was probably caused by time-space fluctuations, and since this is Nishimori Town, wouldn't it be good for her to go to Sawada's house?
Even if she disappeared suddenly, I don't know if Li Baoen would be worried or calm.
"Worried...not worried..."
Cang Hua muttered to herself while walking in the direction of Sawada's house. When she was about to get there, she suddenly saw a familiar... small figure.
"Reborn?"
Cang Hua screamed, and saw the little baby in a suit and top hat turned around in front of him, and there was a green lizard lying on the hat.She ran over and asked in surprise: "So you came here too? But..." She looked Li Baoen up and down, "Why are you getting smaller again? Could it be that you were affected?"
Who knows, the little baby in front of her looked at her like a stranger and asked, "Who are you?"
"You're good at acting." Cang Hua knelt down in front of him, "Why, come here and look like a baby, and you want to play an unfamiliar scene with me? We've acted this before, pass. "
Li Baoen looked at Cang Hua alertly: "What are you talking about? I can't understand a word. Who are you?"
Cang Hua pointed at herself: "I am your wife!"
Just as Li Baoen was about to say where his wife came from, he suddenly heard a very familiar voice shouting: "Canghua!"
...What the hell? !
Cang Hua turned around and saw Li Baoen running towards her.After stopping in front of Canghua, Li Baoen frowned: "Why did we suddenly arrive at Bingsheng?"
"I don't think it's outrageous that we came to Bingsheng suddenly." She stepped aside, "That's outrageous."
After Canghua stepped aside, Li Baoen saw Li Baoen in baby form.Li Baoen in the baby form was shocked when he heard his own voice, and now he is even more incredible when he sees himself in the adult form.
Bao En, one big and one small, looked at each other, and after a full minute, he turned his head to look at Cang Hua: "What's going on?"
"I think..." Cang Hua asked tentatively, "Maybe we can find a place to sit down and talk first?"
After entering Sawada's house, Aoka discovered that this was the town of Namori 12 years ago, because Tsunayoshi was still a junior high school student.After repeatedly confirming with Li Baoen in baby form that he did not know herself, she said to Li Baoen: "We should have been affected by time-space fluctuations, not only came to 12 years ago vertically, but also came to parallel world."
"So," Li Baoen looked down at himself in this parallel world, "he is me who has not lifted the curse in the parallel world."
Xiao Gangji sat on the side tremblingly and dared not speak.
Is this the adult form of Ribaun after the curse has been lifted?The momentum is so strong... No wonder it is the world's strongest shark player QAQ, I am afraid——
After staring at the baby Li Baoen for a while, Li Baoen nodded: "I can probably understand why you wanted to marry me before I lifted the curse, after all, I am so cute."
"Please! I want to marry you because I know you are dying and I want your inheritance, okay?"
"Isn't it because you love me?"
"Of course it's because I love you."
Xiao Gangji looked at them in horror: "Suddenly, he started to show his affection like no one else!"
Hearing this, Cang Hua turned to look at Xiao Gangji: "Ah, Ganga in this world is also very good at making complaints. Let me introduce myself, I am your teacher's wife in the parallel world."
Xiao Gangji wrote Cang Hua: "The teacher's wife in the parallel world... ah," he looked at Li Baoen again, "meaning that Li Baoen in the parallel world not only lifted the curse, but also got married?"
Cang Hua raised her index finger: "There are still several children, although I picked up all the children."
"Sounds like a winner in life!" Xiao Gangji sighed, "In this world, Bao En has not lifted the curse and has no wife and children, only four lovers who broke up—" He trembled, "Can you Don't point the gun at me, Riboun!"
Bun En's expression on the baby's face was cold: "Shut your mouth."
Cang Hua asked Li Bao En in a low voice: "When you taught Ah Gang before, did he always tell the truth like this?"
"Well," Li Baoen nodded, "later he learned to be smart and said in his heart, but I can read minds, so he still has to be beaten every time."
"I really don't know whether to say I feel distressed or die laughing."
After being pointed at with a gun by the baby Li Baoen, Xiao Gangji learned to be smart.His tone was cautious: "Then why did you two come here suddenly?"
"I don't know, the two of us came here suddenly when we were shopping for vegetables," Cang Hua shrugged, "Now we can only guess that it is the influence of space-time fluctuations. By the way!" Cang Hua suddenly remembered, "We What about the purchase?"
"Here?" Li Baoen pointed to a few shopping bags beside him, "They were also brought here."
Cang Hua breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, those lobsters and crabs were carefully selected by me, you must take them well, if we go back suddenly, we must take them back with us!"
Li Baoen nodded: "I know."
The corner of Xiao Gangji's mouth twitched slightly: "I really... It's hard to imagine that Li Baoen would listen to other people's words!"
Li Baoen looked calm: "I can't help it, who told me to eat soft food."
Bao En raised his head in the baby: "Eat soft rice?"
Cang Hua looked proud: "I am a super rich woman, this is my little boy~" Cang Hua likes to say this very much, Li Baoen also cooperates with her every time, and she will tell others after she has had enough fun. In fact, they are a legal couple.
Baby Li Baoen looked at Li Baoen with disdainful eyes: "It's too embarrassing to eat soft food."
"It doesn't matter, anyway, it's my wife's soft rice, and you don't even have a wife."
Bun choked on the baby: "But I have had four lovers."
"Yes," Li Baoen added the accent on the word "pass", "but I have a wife, and my wife and I are first love."
Xiao Gangji shrank his neck: "It's amazing to have a wife..."
In the baby, Bao En stood up with a dark face: "Gang, come with me."
Xiao Gangji shook his head frantically: "No! I have a hunch that you are going to beat me up, but I did nothing wrong!"
"I'm upset."
"That's no reason!"
Cang Hua asked Li Baoen curiously: "Will you do the same to A Gang and Dino?"
"Of course," Libern replied without thinking, "after all, he and Dino are my lovely play-students."
Xiao Gangji froze instantly: "You want to say toys, right! It must be toys!"
The baby Li Baoen looked at Li Baoen: "Oh? So I thought the same way in the parallel world?"
Xiao Gangji had a "=口=" expression on his face: "Why are you like this!!"
Because they don't know when this time-space fluctuation will pass, Canghua and Li Baoen temporarily stay at Sawada's house, and let Tsunakichi eat a handful of dog food.He silently thought: Fortunately, all of Li Baowen's lovers broke up with him, thank God!
Baby Li Baoen stared at Li Baoen for a while, then suddenly said to him: "Come out with me."
After the two of them left, Xiao Gangji couldn't help asking Cang Hua: "Is it because Li Baoen couldn't stand the love between you two, that's why he called his parallel world away?"
Cang Hua shrugged: "Probably. By the way, aren't your grades very bad, with zero points in the total exam?"
"Woooooo don't ask me such a sad topic!"
After following the baby Li Baoen out, Li Baoen leaned against the wall with his hands crossed in front of his chest: "When you see my face, do you feel a familiar strangeness?"
"Indeed." The little baby Bourne nodded, "So I want to ask you, how did you break the curse. Your wife recognized me when she saw me, so you used to be the same as me, right?"
Li Baoen nodded: "Yes."
"So, how did you break the curse?"
"Rely on my wife," Li Baoen smiled slightly, "I already told you that I'm a softie."
Bao En frowned in the baby: "Can she lift the curse?"
"She can't, but she can find someone to undo it." After all, he is himself in the parallel world, and Li Baoen said seriously, "You can find a person named Chuanping. No, he should be called Gakafis now. He is The person who casts the curse is also the one who can lift the curse for you. Also, there is a gold sculptor named Talbo in Vengley, find him, and he can create a container that can bear the curse. I can only tell you this .”
Bao En nodded in the baby: "It's enough, thank you." He glanced in through the window at Cang Hua who was talking to Xiao Gangji, "How do you know each other?"
"It happened a long time ago." Li Baoen narrowed his eyes slightly, "It's been almost 40 years, I don't remember clearly. Have you ever had four lovers?"
Bao En nodded in the baby: "Yes. What's the matter?"
"It's okay," Li Baoen shook his head, "Because Canghua she—oh, it's my wife, she always said that after we broke up, I had three lovers, but I have no memory of this at all. She also said that we The separation was because I was cursed and left without saying goodbye, but my memory is that I went back to find her after being cursed, but she disappeared. Forget it, it doesn’t matter anyway.”
Bao En nodded in the baby: "Okay. Speaking of which, I also have two silly apprentices in the parallel world."
"They are two handy toys."
"I feel the same."
"But not only do I have two stupid apprentices, I also have a wife."
"..."
Why does this person expose his wife when he disagrees with him?
Before the baby Li Baoen's patience reached its limit, the space-time loophole was repaired, and Li Baoen and Canghua returned to the original world with the lobsters and crabs they bought.
On the way home, Canghua took Larry Bourne's hand: "I remembered something, you had four lovers in the parallel world, so you should believe the fact that you had three lovers, right?" !” She said angrily, “Quickly believe it!”
Li Baoen raised his hands in surrender: "Okay, I believe it. But that's not important anymore, right?"
"Then what is important?"
"The important thing is... Ti? Amo."
"Well--"
The author has something to say: The episode is complete!In the same chapter, I posted a big episode www and two small episodes, so I won’t put it here. When the time comes, I will post it on wb for welfare. Eddie will be in the column, so you can find it yourself!
This is the end of this article. It has been written for more than a year. I am very grateful to everyone who has never left me!Please remove me from the Living Years series, thanks!bow!
The next book will be the Skylark book first, it won't be very long, about 20 words!Then it’s a scam, so I’m asking for a collection here!
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