The reincarnated boss wants to live a peaceful life

After seeing the real hell, Dazai felt that he didn't want to die that much anymore.When he was following Cang Hua, he was still thinking that when he got back, he could still say that he was a man who had gone to hell.

This sounds really cool,? So much so that Dazai can’t wait to go back and tell the people he knows,? It’s just... Ango will probably think that he has suffered from the second disease of middle school, and eight or nine out of ten will say that he There is something wrong with my brain.Oda Saku would say "Oh",? As for their leader... forget it,? Head hurts.

Seeing Dazai patted his forehead with his hands, he asked his first son and second son who had been staring at him:

"what happened to you?"

"Be nice to yourself, just leave it to us."

Seeing these two cute little lolis say terrible things with innocent expressions, Dazai, who has never been afraid of anything, thought for a while, then turned his head to look at Aohua—they are all the same of!

Dazai had no doubt that the two little lolitas in front of him were also the ones who could eject themselves with a single blow.

Feeling unsafe anywhere, Dazai just wanted to hug himself tightly silently.But relatively, he felt that because he was more familiar with Canghua,? So her side was relatively safe,? So he quietly moved towards Canghua.

As a result, when he turned his head, he found that the first son and the second son had followed up quietly, and he hadn't noticed it at all!You know, with his vigilance, it's impossible for someone to come close to him without feeling the slightest.

Sensing that Dazai became tense for a moment, Canghua said: "Ah, I forgot to tell you, the first son and the second son are Zashiki warji, and the thing they are best at is sneaking into human homes quietly, so you didn't notice It's normal for the two of them to be close."

"Does Zashiki Doji really exist?"

"Where do you think we are?"

Dazai remained silent,? After walking with Aoka for a while, he felt that the surrounding scenery had changed.He couldn't help being curious and asked again: "Where is Taoyuan Township?"

"Taoyuan Township is where Mr. Bai Ze lives."

"We'll be there in another seven or seven or 49 days."

Who would believe this!

Dazai obviously didn't believe it, but the expressions of the first son and the second son looked very serious, which made Dazai's originally firm thoughts a little shaken.

"It's not that far away," Cang Hua glanced sideways at Dazai, "We'll be there soon. Bai Ze is the leader of all demons, the god of wisdom, asking him may bring you unexpected results."

So, Dazai followed Canghua to Taoyuan Township with great interest, and when he arrived at the Chinese medicine store opened by Bai Ze, he saw a very beautiful woman coming out of it angrily.He was a little strange, but when he was about to ask, he found that Cang Hua, the first son and the second son all had expressions of being surprised.

"The woman who came to Bai Ze to see a doctor walked away in a huff. This scene really makes people feel that they will never get tired of seeing it again and again." Canghua said with great emotion, and after she finished speaking, she turned her head and said to Dazai, "It's the same as the video of you being bombarded with my brain."

"I think we can ignore the fact that I was blown away for a while at this time," Dazai suggested cautiously, "Miss Kannazuki, what do you think?"

"I think so too," Cang Hua nodded, "Then let's go in."

After entering, Canghua saw that Momotaro was chanting to Bai Ze, Bai Ze was completely deaf, only one cheek was slightly swollen, and the five clear finger marks on it showed what happened here just now .

"White Pond."

"I was beaten again."

Dazai couldn't help but fall into deep thought with the nonchalant tones of the first and second sons. Dazai already understood what was going on when he contacted the woman who ran out angrily just now.

He must have been molesting someone just now!

Hearing the voices of the first son and the second son, Bai Ze turned his head, and when he saw Cang Hua, he was a little surprised: "Huh? Isn't this Cang Hua? Why are you back?" He walked up to Cang Hua, moving skillfully Leaning shoulder to shoulder with her, "Last time you said that you overturned in front of your old lover, I thought you would die socially and go back to hell." After finishing speaking, his eyes fell on Cang Hua's side again After touching his chin and looking up and down on Dazai, Bai Ze asked, "Couldn't this be your old lover?"

"Of course not," Cang Hua couldn't help rolling her eyes, "Didn't I tell you when I came last time, my old lover was cursed and turned into a baby, have you forgotten?"

"Oh," Bai Ze blinked, and replied very heartlessly, "Of course I forgot~ You also know that my brain is used to pretend to be beautiful."

Cang Hua stretched out her hand and approached Bai Ze's face, compared the palm prints on his face, and said to him seriously: "It seems that the beauty just now has very small hands."

Dazai watched Cang Hua's movements tremblingly, always feeling that her slap could knock Bai Ze's head flying.

"Are you mocking me?"

"It's not the first time you've been beaten by a woman. If I satirize you every time, wouldn't I be exhausted?"

Seeing Cang Hua and Bai Ze's back and forth verbal attacks, Dazai felt that he couldn't get in his mouth for the first time in his life.At this moment, he felt something touch his hand, and when he turned his head, he saw that one was holding a dumpling in both hands, one stuffed into his mouth, and the other stuffed into his hand.She blinked her eyes: "Cang Hua and Bai Ze, it will take a long time to talk, let's eat something first."

Momotaro on the side also said, "Come over here and have a cup of tea, please."

The second son also gave up a seat for Dazai: "Come and sit here, Momotaro's dumplings are delicious."

"Momotaro?" Dazai tilted his head, "Is that Momotaro who came out of a peach and was raised by his grandparents and then took a monkey, a rooster and a dog to Ghost Island to kill ghosts?"

Before Momotaro could speak, the first and second sons said, "It was he who was right, but he only defeated the ghost while the ghost was drunk, so it's not worth mentioning."

Dazai: "..." It seems that I know the dark history of the useless Japanese folk tale hero.

Momotaro himself also felt a little ashamed: "Ah, really, stop talking! By the way," he asked Dazai curiously, "Who are you? What are you here for? Could it be that you were also sent to Bai Ze as a trainee?"

"Momotaro is a trainee pharmacist here in Shirazawa," said Yizi.

After the first son finished speaking, the second son added another sentence: "Because there is no other ability to do other work."

The corner of Momotaro's mouth twitched: "You two——"

"Let's get down to business," Cang Hua pulled a chair and sat down, "I'm here this time to ask you for business."

Bai Ze also pulled up a chair and sat down: "When did you come to see me for nothing?" He touched his face, grinned and said to Momotaro, "Momotaro, hurry up and get me an ice pack, it hurts—"

Cang Hua curled her lips: "I thought you were so thick-skinned, and you've been beaten since I knew you. You should be used to it, so it hurts."

Dazai: Face slap in the physical sense, in one word, absolutely!

Bai Ze carefully covered his face: "Xiao Canghua, you are not a ghost now, can you please say a few words about human beings?" Just as he was speaking, Momotaro brought the ice bag and handed it to Bai Ze , after Bai Ze stuck it to his face, he gasped in a "hiss", "This lady is really strong." After applying ice for a while, he asked Cang Hua, "Why did you come to see me this time?" ?” He glanced at Dazai, “Who is he?”

Canghua asked Momotaro to pour a cup of tea for herself, and then told Bai Ze about the intention of coming this time. After she finished speaking, she introduced Dazai unhurriedly while drinking tea: "As for him, it's me who I know a young man in Yokohama who is fairly smart, because he always wants to kill himself, so I simply took him to hell to see, I don’t know if he still wants to kill himself after watching it.”

"Eh——" Bai Ze was not interested in what Canghua said, but looked at Dazai with great interest, "Young people who want to be free are probably free." He looked Dazai up and down, and then said with a gentle expression Yun Dan asked Dazai, "Are you DT?"

Dazai stepped back tactically: "You don't have to say it so directly!"

Bai Ze waved his hand: "What's the matter, if you're not a DT, then you shouldn't want to be a shark, it's fun to play with girls~"

Dazai looked at Cang Hua, then at the first son and the second son, and then asked the smiling Bai Ze with a solemn expression, "Is it true? Didn't you lie to me?" Playing with them is not fun at all!

"Uh——" Bai Ze's expression froze for a moment, and after coughing lightly, he said solemnly, "You have to believe that they are just a few examples, and most girls are still very interesting~"

Dazai stared at the slap print on Bai Ze's face that hadn't disappeared, thought for a moment and then nodded: "Oh."

Bai Ze: "..." His face hurts.

"Hey, let's continue talking about what you said just now." After finishing speaking, Bai Ze couldn't hold back, and said to Dazai, "I'm seriously suggesting that you go find a girl to play with. Don’t you want to kill yourself? Find a few more girls, and then invite them to kill yourself together~ There will be a very romantic saying, called sacrifice for love~”

Dazai opened his eyes suddenly: "Can it still be like this?"

"Of course~" Bai Ze said triumphantly, "It's so lonely when you cross the Santu River by yourself, and you will be touched all over your body by Duoyi. But if a girl is with you, After two people die in love, they cross the Santu River together, and they will not be so lonely."

The corner of Cang Hua's mouth twitched slightly: "What are you instigating there?"

"Of course, the most important thing is to find a gentle and lovely girl," Bai Ze raised an index finger and said plausibly, "In this way, there will be another gentle and lovely girl in hell~"

"You are instigating the shark!" Momotaro couldn't bear it and shouted, "Are you instigating the shark?! What a martyrdom! Why would a person want to drag another innocent person with him!"

Dazai pinched his chin and fell into deep thought: "Sounds like a good suggestion."

Seeing Dazai and Bai Ze looking at each other with compassionate eyes, Canghua felt a little confused.

How are the signal towers of these two people connected?

The author has something to say: The reason why Osamu Dazai changed from a self-serving shark to two people dying in love: Yes

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