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But no matter how social fear is, you have to go to the latrine, so when Po Meng was so anxious that she couldn't get out of the cat, she got up and went to the latrine, and she was finally discovered.

It almost scared Zhu Zixuan to death when he went to the latrine at the same time.

Only then did I realize that Po Meng and the others had returned long ago, and Du Nan quickly introduced Po Meng and the others to his family.

"Old sister, at our age, don't keep squatting like a cat. If you are afraid of people telling me, I will leave you a room, and I guarantee that no one will dare to enter." Du Yingying was grateful for the two grandchildren, and immediately let Granny Meng go to sleep in her room. As for the other spirits: "You are all children..."

Just when Shibi Sanren and others thought her next sentence would be "Since you are Erlang, let's continue to stay in the storage room", Du Yingying unexpectedly said, "Why don't I go to the storage room with Sister Meng?" You go to rest in our room? Sigh, even though you are old, you are still a man, so you can't give in."

It was also after hearing her words that Shibi Sanren faintly realized that the place where he would settle in the future seemed to be different...

That's what Du Yingying said and did. She dragged Po Meng to sleep in the storage room all night in a daze, but Shibi Sanren and a group of old men were put upright on the kang and slept on soft mattresses. , a group of old men were surprised and surprised.

There was also an interesting incident that night, um... It was interesting to the people of Lao Du's family, but to some people it was probably a ghost story.

People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong, so I'm talking about Lao Du's family!

The formation of dragons, phoenixes, etc. was so big that day, not only in the village of rabbit ears, but also people from several nearby villages faintly saw it. People who were related to the village of rabbit ears came to inquire about it, and then they knew it was rabbit ears A family in the village has succeeded in cultivating immortals and has returned home in rich clothes.

Among them are several gangsters.

There are still a few jade lice on the emperor!Although most of the people in Tux village are simple and honest, they live and work in peace and contentment, but it is inevitable that there are a few unsatisfactory families whose parents are not well educated and have raised a few bear children.

It's these bastards I'm talking about.

It's just that they didn't do any serious bad things on weekdays, they just sneaked around occasionally, and they were lazy to do something. It's just that one of the gangsters didn't do well in college recently, so he went to the next town to buy a lot of money, and he won a lot of money. Somewhat embarrassing, he also said that he would take his friends to make a big one together.

But where does her fox friend have money?Not to mention them, even the gangster himself who won the money actually didn't have much money at all.

Then they saw the different phases in the sky.

In fact, they don't have relatives in Tuer Village, but people in their village do. I heard from people in their village who went to the relatives' homes in Tuer Village to inquire about the news. The reactions of the gangsters are different!

When others heard Xiuxian came back, they would feel awe and envy in their hearts. These four people are so good, and I don't know how they came together. When they told each other about the old Du's family, they actually ate together. Xiong Xin and Leopard are bold, and plan to try their luck at the family who has returned from cultivating immortals.

"You can steal anything, elixir, spirit stone, even a phoenix hair? They can all be sold for money, but if we go to the casino to win a big one, the money to marry my husband will be enough." The leading woman became more and more excited as she talked, dancing and dancing.

And her companion also had light in his eyes and nodded repeatedly.

Or say like attracts like?The companions of fools are nowhere wiser.

So, the four foolish and bold lurked in Rabbit Ear Village before dark, and when night fell and everyone fell asleep, they started working!

Unexpectedly—before night fell, the villagers of Tuer Village returned to their homes one after another, and the family began to eat as the smoke rose from the kitchen.

Speaking of this farmhouse, the most sumptuous meal is at night.

Of course, the morning is also rich, but it is more practical than rich. After all, no one likes to get up so early. The women in the village love their husbands. It's a good breakfast, everyone goes to work after eating, and then eats lunch in the fields, and some people go home, but everyone is used to taking a nap at noon, so it's not easy to waste a lot of time on lunch.

This dinner was different. Those who went to the fields and those who studied all came back, and the husbands tried their best to cook food. Even if they didn’t live together, they couldn’t see what each family ate, but they had their own way to compete.

Aroma!Different aromas represent different delicacies, and whoever eats what is delicious can be known by smelling the aroma.

Of course, this is just a way for the husbands to show off their skills, which the women in the village don't quite understand.

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The four gangsters (female) don't understand either.

The four of them are idlers, and they seldom go home to eat according to the schedule. They often sleep until the sun is high before going out, and then they go home in the middle of the night. How do you know that this scent is so powerful?

So, hiding outside Rabbit Ear Village, smelling the scent blowing towards them, the stomachs of the four took turns beating, originally only one point hungry, but finally became seven points.

"Bastard! When we get to that old Du's house, first go to his kitchen to steal a chicken leg!" The leader of the gangsters said through gritted teeth.

"I have to add a bowl of rice, sister, a chicken leg is not enough." Another gangster hurriedly said.

"Row!"

After reaching a consensus, the four of them continued to wait until the villagers of Rabbit Ear Village had finished their delicious dinner, and then they started eating snacks again.

woman!It's just that the social division of labor between women and men is different from outside. Women here are still women, and men are still men, but they are women. Most of them like to eat snacks or something.

In particular, women here do not have excessive social aesthetic requirements on their bodies, and everyone has no awareness of weight loss. Men will do it for them as long as they like, so that their little hobby has been carried forward.

Then, the sound of cracking melon seeds, "bobobobobo", peeling peanuts, and even worse, the sound of gnawing chicken feet came from the village, bastard!It's still spiced!Old fragrance!

So far, the hunger points of the gangsters have reached [-]%.

Then, after eating and drinking enough, the gossip was over, and the villagers of Rabbit Ear Village finally fell asleep.

The four hungry gangsters stood up rubbing their numb legs and tiptoed into the village.

Although the plan was poor and they didn't bring enough food in advance, the gangsters did a good job in other aspects of work. At least they found out the address of Old Du's house.Lurking all the way, without making any mistakes, he touched the wall of Old Du's house smoothly, and then fell down.

After all, they are people who are used to sneaking, and their movements down the wall are quite good, silent and breathless. The moment they landed, they themselves felt like legendary martial arts masters.

Then they saw the chicken coop in the yard.

I think the smell of chicken feces is strong, the chicken coop of Lao Du’s house is a little distance from the house, and it’s next to the wall. A large group of shadows huddled together, it should be a chicken.

"Sister, I want to eat chicken, why don't we touch a chicken first?" At that moment, a gangster drooled.

Then it was stopped.

"You are stupid! This is a cultivator's family, or a cultivator's family who came back riding a phoenix. If you want to touch the phoenix, you have to touch the phoenix. What's the point of touching a chicken?" The leader of the gangster said, the face under the mask was full of hatred steel.

"Oh." Taking a sip of saliva, the gangster had to look at the chicken coop regretfully, and turned his head resolutely.

So—a few gangsters, Miss Phoenix Treasure.

On the contrary, A'Zhu stood in the crane stable, saw that the four people did not steal the chicken, so he changed legs and continued to catch up on sleep.

In the yard, Ah He and Xiao Xinglang fell asleep snoringly, while Da Xinglang stretched out his branches, silently.

"Sister, shall we go to the storage room?" Next, another gangster said.

Then, she too was hit on the head.

"You are stupid too! What good things can we have in the storage room here? A little rice noodles would be good, you lack this rice noodles?!" The gangster leader lowered his voice.

"Oh...not lacking." Not to mention, everyone in their land lives and works in peace and contentment, even if they are idle, but they are not poor enough to take rice noodles seriously.

"Go to the East Wing. The houses in our area are all the same, and the habit of whoever lives in which house is the same. The old lady in charge lives in the East Wing." And the old lady in charge - rich.

Too lazy to let his cronies and friends waste their brains, the leading woman simply pointed out a clear way.

So, nodding their heads, the four of them lowered their bodies and sneaked to Du Yingying's east wing, and then took a look inside with the light from the outside—good guy!There seems to be no one on the bed?On the contrary, there are a lot of utensils in place!

master room!On the kang!Put it upright!Utensils—isn’t it a treasure? !

At this moment, all the gangsters admired their eldest sister.

"Elder Sister is still the best, let us come here directly, this old Du's family is afraid that they made a fortune outside, put all the treasures on the kang, maybe I went to rest in a storage room or something, everyone knows, Thieves at home are usually most willing to steal the storage room first! On the contrary, no one dares to go to the master room, for fear of being caught."

"As expected of a person cultivating immortals, he did the opposite, amazing!" Having said this, the gangster was emotional.

The leading female hooligan smiled reservedly, and said to the three of them after a long while: "Then you three, go and move the treasure."

"Okay! What about you?" The three of them immediately prepared to enter the house, but they didn't see their boss walking in the opposite direction for a long time, and the three of them were stunned.

The leading woman lowered her voice again: "I'll go to the kitchen to have a look."

The remaining three people: ...

Good guy!After talking for a long time, we are not up to date. Aren't you thinking about stuttering yourself?So you are such a boss!But that's all right—"Boss, bring us some too." After whispering, the three of them went straight into the house.

And the gangster girl also went to the kitchen by herself.

As she said, the structure of the local houses is basically the same, except for a slight difference in color selection, everything else is basically the same. Therefore, without wasting any time, she went directly to the kitchen.

Then, by the moonlight, she saw several plates of leftovers placed under the window.

Feeling overjoyed, the woman walked over at that time, lifted the plate covering the food, and saw that there was a complete hoof underneath, her saliva almost flowed down, and then she saw the kitchen knife in front of the window, After searching in private again, she saw something covered with a cauldron next to it, which looked like a chopping board.

Immediately, she took the chopping board, put the hoof on it, held the kitchen knife in her right hand, and was about to cut the hoof when suddenly——"I am Mahayana, who are you?"

Accompanied by a deep voice, she watched a large pale hand emerge from the kitchen knife in her hand at some point, and tightly grasped her hand holding the knife.

"Mother!" With a scream in her mouth, the girl fainted to the ground.

"Hey, I didn't want to scare you, who told you to hold Mahayana?" Coming out of the chopping board, Lao Yang looked at the woman on the ground with pity.

The reason why Mahayana appears here is actually very obvious → there is a big window on the kitchen side!Mahayana likes to stand by the window the most.

It was also because he had to lean against the window, so he and Old Tang had to follow him, didn't they?

It's just - even if she can hide from Mahayana, she probably can't hide from others.

Just as Lao Yang was thinking this way, three more screams suddenly came from the east wing next to him, followed by "Boom", "Boom", and "Boom", which sounded like the sound of a human body falling to the ground.

The back of my head hurts when I hear it.

So, on the first day when Du Yingying let the house go, and on the third night when Lao Du's family returned home, four thieves were caught in her family.