[Comprehensive British and American] Hero part-time super villain

Carmine Falcone, who sent her daughter to the stage, sat in the first row of the auditorium.

They issued invitations to many famous people on the road, such as Riddler, Penguin, Catwoman, Gotham's famous bad guys.

After all, Carmine feels that his status in Gotham is not low, not to mention that he started a fight with the Clown Gang not long ago, which should enhance his reputation and status in the gray area.

Similarly, Carmine also hopes that her daughter's wedding photos will have some respectable characters, which is equivalent to testing other people's attitudes.

The fact is, none of the characters that Carmine liked came.

Only a few relatives came to the wedding along with some recent 'business' partners and some small families who wanted to climb the ranks of the Falcone family.

This caused Carmine, who was not very happy at all, to look sullen and almost dripping ink, which made several people who planned to talk to him back away.

What step went wrong?Probably because the well-behaved daughter he had always loved began to rebel, everything became unsatisfactory, Carmine pinched the bridge of his nose.

crunch--

The door of the church was pushed open, and Ella Falcone turned her head to look at the door first. There was a happy smile on her face, and the people around couldn't help but be infected by her smile when they saw her, and they turned their heads together. Look towards the door.

The sunlight outside was extremely venomous, and the sunlight directly filled all the surroundings outside the church. People could not be seen clearly at the backlit doorway. The first person who stepped into the church was a slender and straight leg.

That leg was wrapped in clean, ironed white striped suit pants, and that leg was being raised, revealing a part of the thin ankle and a small section of skin wrapped in black socks, and the black leather shoes had a layer of luster in the sun.

Immediately after, the white and neat suit was exposed to everyone's sight, and he was not considered strong, but he looked tall and elegant. He had a camellia flower on his chest, and a black tie with a delicate tie clip.

Carmine was a little surprised. This was not like the aura and feeling that the rustic man Joseph could come out of. It seems that he did make a lot of changes in order to marry Ella.

Immediately afterwards, Carmine's expression changed.

The man is holding a bouquet of flowers in his left hand, no, it should be said that he is holding a handful of handbags. The handbags are wrapped in white and multicolored paper, and there are several handbags on the soft feathers. That shape looks like a bouquet.

Finally, that face appeared in the eyes of everyone.

Her green hair was sprayed on the top of her head with hairspray, her entire face and neck were covered with white oil paint, a circle of dark oil paint around her eyes, and an exaggerated smile on her lips, even if she wasn't wearing a purple tuxedo and a yellow shirt, but this signature makeup definitely reveals who the man is.

The green-haired lunatic didn't smile at first, his eyes quickly scanned a circle of the crowd, seeing the crowd's reaction, he narrowed his eyes and laughed, and said in an exaggerated tone: "Surprise——"

Carmine's pupils shrank suddenly, Joker.

At the same time, Carmine's brain quickly went through recent events.

Including the disappearance of the clown, the TV program analyzing the death of the clown, and the Scarecrow announcing the return of the clown, and finally stopped at the site where he still carried out his plan to attack the clown after hearing the news.

"Father—" Ella's call seemed to come from far away.

Carmine knew he was done.

Immediately afterwards, many thugs wearing clown masks poured in behind Fast, and they quickly suppressed and hijacked the entire wedding venue.

Carmine was not unprepared for this wedding. He had long thought that there might be enemies who would take advantage of this opportunity to attack them, so he arranged a lot of men to wait outside, but now the clown gang broke in directly wedding.

That can only prove that his subordinates were all silently killed by the clown. If the opponent was a clown, in order to create the 'shocking' effect he wanted, he would definitely be able to do it.

Carmine sat on the bench and didn't dare to move, because he could clearly feel that there were at least four guns aimed at his head behind him. As long as he dared to move, random guns would turn his head into a hornet's nest .

Carmine gritted his teeth and rolled his eyes quickly, which meant that he was thinking about finding a way out of the predicament.

Compared with Carmine's reaction, Fast was very happy and brisk.

He first stepped onto the stage in two steps, grabbed Ella's hand wrapped in white lace gloves with a stiff smile, and Fast leaned over and kissed Ella's hand lightly.Fast evoked a gentleman's smile, but the face that had been covered by oil paint was nothing but hideous and uncomfortable.

Fast said in a serious tone: "Today, I, Joker, and Ella Falcone will be married, regardless of rich or poor. Beautiful bride, do you want to?"

The smile on Ella's face could hardly be maintained anymore, fear had penetrated into her soul, and she dared not refute this clown who was notoriously unpredictable.

"...I..I do." Ella said in a trembling voice.

"Oh? Really? Will you marry me? Marry this poor, poor little pumpkin clown boy?" Fast said sharply and 'surprised' in his throat.

Immediately afterwards, Fast turned his eyes, and his eyes swept across the guests sitting under the stage fiercely. The guests under the stage trembled in fright, and the sparse applause sounded and quickly transformed into enthusiastic applause.

Fast felt the trembling of the hand wrapped in the lace glove in his palm, and he laughed softly. "But I don't want to."

Fast shook off Ella's hand. He turned his back to Ella and raised his hand. The thugs of the Clown Gang immediately took Ella and put a sack on her head.

"Father, save me—"

Ella was afraid to call out to Carmine, and her voice was already crying. In front of her father, a girl is always a delicate flower that needs to be protected, not to mention that Fast knows how scary his clown face is.

Carmine didn't even dare to speak, he watched the clown walking towards him.

Fast turned around neatly, and sat down next to Carmine. He had one leg crossed, and the suit pants outlined Fast's perfect leg shape. He then threw the bouquet of flowers in his hand back, The villains of the Clown Gang quickly caught the bunch of hands and thunder flowers.

Just kidding, if you can't catch it, you will die.They never doubt how cruel their boss is to themselves and their own people.

"Carmine, my dearest and dearest partner—" Fastella called out in a long tone: "Have we not seen each other for several months?"

Carmine didn't speak, and Fast didn't care whether Carmine spoke. He said to himself: "What have you done these days? You know I will find you, how dare you do this?" Do."

Immediately afterwards, Fast raised his lips, hugged Carmine's shoulders, and said in a brisk tone: "But you know, I am not a person who will take revenge."

fart.

Carmine couldn't help cursing in his heart, who in Gotham doesn't know that the clown is the last person to mess with, because he must avenge his revenge.

Of course, Carmine would not say what he was saying.

"But you don't listen to the Scarecrow's advice." Fast shrugged, his smile widened, and his tone was playful.

"So in return for your 'gift,' I have a show for you."

...

...

In the Gotham Theatre, Harley Quay and Poison Ivy led the mob of the Clown Gang to occupy it, and took all the audience who came to the stage play as their hostages.

At this moment, under the spotlight of the stage.

Wearing a black and red leather uniform, Harley Quay held a hammer in her hand, chewed bubble gum, and finally felt impatient listening to the suppressed horrified shouts and cries around her.

She raised the huge wooden hammer in her hand and smashed it hard on the wooden floor, the two golden braids danced because of her movements, she raised her eyebrows, and shouted into the microphone loudly: "Shut up, old lady!! !"

The anger of this crazy woman finally made the last faint voice disappear.

But this didn't make Harley Quay's anger and irritability subside a little.

Yesterday, Joker finally contacted Harley Quinn once, and explained to Harley Quay and planned the attack. Harley, who is the first fan of the clown, stayed up all night excitedly, and then she passed her I secretly saw the scene just now on the monitor left by a villain who followed the clown.

Harley Quinn dropped the microphone and mobile phone, and walked around repeatedly in high heels. The dense, rhythmless footsteps were a sign of irritability.Gritting her teeth, she said, "The bitch, Ira Falcone the son of a bitch—"

"She actually seduced Mr.J!!!"

Seeing Harley Quinn sitting on a plant, the Poison Ivy girl who wanted to smash Ira Falcone said helplessly: "You saw it, that's what Joker did."

"Mr.J would never do this to any woman, it must be the one who seduced him." Harley Quinn glared at Poison Ivy, a moment of clarity and sadness flashed in her eyes, and it immediately turned into obsession and love. trust.

"Mr.J will never be moved by this woman. You must know that there is me in front of him. I am more beautiful than Ella, stronger than her, better in shape than her, and obedient than her."

Harley Quinn's jealousy was obvious, Poison Ivy shook her head.

Of course she knows how much her friend likes Joker. For a woman who is in love, any words that slander and deny Joker will not be accepted by Harley Quinn.

Poison Ivy simply stopped talking, she knew that no matter what she said, this crazy girl would only go in one ear and out the other.

Only Joker's repeated injuries can slowly break the love in Harley Quinn's heart.

But Poison Ivy is unwilling to see Harley Quinn heartbroken and sad, which is why Poison Ivy became a partner of the Clown Gang without hesitation after the clown disappeared to help Harley Quinn maintain the Clown Gang.

If the clown is missing, then the Clown Gang is Harley Quinn's last thought for the clown, and Poison Ivy will naturally keep this last thought for Harley Quinn, because she loves this girl so much.

Her best friend, the only human she cares about in this world besides plants.

The door of the Gotham Coliseum was pushed open, and Fast, who was still wearing the clean white suit, pushed in, holding a bouquet of flowers in his hand——

It wasn't a bomb and it wasn't a bomb, it was a real bouquet of red roses, the same one Ella Falcone was holding.

Seeing this man who hadn't been recorded in Gotham for a long time, the audience at the Grand Theater who was trapped here by the clown gang all gasped, fear piercing their hearts like needles.

The door was pushed open, and Harley knew that it was her Mr. J who came back. What a joke, there are many thugs from the Clown Gang outside the main door, and even Batman may not be able to enter through the main door, oh, although Batman Never go through the front door.

Harley first rolled her eyes quickly to make sure that the "little three" whom she regarded as her rival in love was not following behind Fast.

"Pudin——" she breathed a sigh of relief, and as usual, she jumped into the clown's arms with a smile. Although she knew that she would be kicked away by the clown almost every time, she still had hope.

However, this time, Harley Quinn was not waiting for a kick.

"Eh?" Harley Quinn blinked, she lowered her head and looked at the bouquet of flowers in her arms in a daze. Harley Quinn, who has been following Fast's developments today, naturally knows this bouquet of flowers How did it come about.

But why did Mr.J give it to himself?

The Joker is not a person who lacks romantic cells. On the contrary, he is very romantic, but his romance has never been shown to Batman.So this caused Harley Quinn to be unable to react for a while, and she even forgot what she wanted to do.

"Oh, my sweetheart, my Harley~" Fast narrowed his eyes, grinned, and called out Harley's name in a long tone with his tongue. "What's your expression? The red rose matches your complexion very well. Smile."

"Boo...pudding..." Harry's eyes were moist, and the blue eyeballs were full of water, reflecting Joker walking past her.

Her pudding finally got the hang of it.