[Comprehensive British and American] Hero part-time super villain

"So what are you going to do?" Fast asked.

How about knowing that there is another Bruce Wayne?It can only prove that it is impossible to return to Wayne Manor now.

"According to the information I investigated, 'Batman' not only acts in the dark, but also has traces of his activities during the day, and can always appear in another place very quickly. He hardly takes a rest." Batman said lightly.

"So?" Fast hesitated for a moment, and suddenly realized that he understood what Batman meant. "you mean..."

Fast glanced at Batman, and read the same thoughts as himself from those gray-blue eyes.

Fast laughed: "Are you really... Or, if you were Batman, you would think this way?"

Batman was not affected by Fast's words in the slightest. In his calm language, every ordinary word faintly reveals a crazy plan.

"Since 'Batman' is also active during the day, Bruce Wayne will not appear in public."

"I made a high-profile appearance in Gotham as Bruce Wayne, and 'accidentally' revealed my whereabouts. Based on my understanding of 'Batman', I knew it was a trap, and he would definitely come."

Fast groaned. "But you know, that would be dangerous, right?"

"Batman with all the equipment and no bottom line, and a playboy with no power to restrain his chicken and his bodyguard? God, I think he can tear me apart."

Batman took off his helmet, put it aside, and very consciously took a bottle of mineral water from the refrigerator.

"If he rushes out when Bruce Wayne is on a date, then he's not."

"If he went to the intelligence location I deliberately released, then he is indeed 'Batman', not only knowing Batman's thinking mode, computer passwords, and Batcave equipment, but he is 'Batman', there is no possibility .”

"The next thing to figure out is how 'he' was born and who was behind it."

Bruce has his own guesses and judgments about this, probably because someone copied his dna to create a 'Batman', and through some means perfectly burned the memory and other things.

So far, it's only speculation, he has no proof.

Fast smiled. "Cool, you understand that Bruce Wayne can't carry a weapon anywhere he can go, right?"

"But you have a way." Bruce stared at Fast.

"Alright." Fast shrugged. He knew it would always be his turn, but he could hide the weapon in the shadows.

"The capitalist can always squeeze his employees with impunity."

Fast raised his eyes, with a funny smile on his face.

"I noticed a little detail, boss. You're going on a date, aren't you, so your date—"

"you."

"Which woman would help poor Mr. Bat?"

The two spoke at the same time, and Fast felt his scalp tingle when he thought of the kiss just now. Apart from the employment relationship, he briefly didn't want to have any other relationship with Bruce Wayne.

Fast showed an awkward smile, and he said nonchalantly, "Ah, this? That's not good, you can't go find a cat girl or a bunny girl or something? Anyway, they are all your flirtatious objects..."

Fast acted as if he wasn't the one who yelled at Batman for a kiss just now.

Oh, maybe he just has a bat face. Only when he looks at the bat helmet will his heart be moved, but looking at Batman's beautiful face has no desire.

Bruce glanced at Fast, and then said coldly: "Now in Gotham, only you know my identity. It would be dangerous to go to them rashly."

Fast, however, mistook Bruce to mean that going to those ambiguous objects would put them in unnecessary danger.

Fast nodded. "really."

Immediately afterwards, he said with a embarrassed face: "Boss, I am a man. Although you can take both men and women, I am a straight man."

Batman thought blankly, you weren't the one who seduced me just now?

Fast added: "The most important thing is that the Scarecrow has seen my face. He knows that I am Joker. Who is Joker? Gotham's famous crime... ahem, Gotham's poorest villain, Joker."

"Before, I robbed Scarecrow of a cash transport truck and blew up his research room."

"He won't miss this opportunity to smear me. Turning around, the whole Gotham will know that the white-faced Joker doesn't want to work hard anymore. He turned himself into a college student to seduce Bruce Wayne."

"Haley would be very sad when she heard it, and then she would go into a manic episode and become angry."

"She has an extra-large hammer, about this size." Fast stretched out his arms and gestured. "She would hang me upside down and play with it like a pendulum."

Fast said clearly and logically, and he couldn't help but nodded in affirmation of his words.

This way Batman can't embarrass him.

Batman was unmoved: "Then change into women's clothes, mercenaries should be very good at doing this."

"Tsk."

As Batman said, mercenaries are very good at cross-dressing, because they have to dress up as various people to mix into the target location.

"Okay, boss." A hypocritical smile appeared on Fast's face. "But that's going to be factored into the extra cost."

Batman narrowed his eyes dangerously.

Fast said with a smile: "I want to buy a designer bag."

After Batman saw that Fast wasn't planning to make some unreasonable demands, his expression relaxed, and he asked quickly, "How much?"

To avoid fast thinking about it and then regretting it, things related to money are never a thing.

Fast pondered for a moment. "Eh? Send me tens of millions casually?"

Suddenly Fast remembered something, his face froze, he looked at Bruce faintly, and then sniffed, with tears in his eyes, and... pitiful to Batman.

"Oh, I forgot. Poor Bruce Wayne has been supervised by someone else, and the account password should have been changed too, right? Poor little bat whining." Fast said in a crying voice suppressing his throat.

"If you hadn't said that while laughing, you might have been more convincing," Batman said icily.

But Bruce's face was not the usual Sima expression. He raised his eyebrows and raised his lips, looking a little smug and extremely handsome.

"Bruce Wayne's account password has been changed, but don't forget—" Bruce.

His eyes were slightly narrowed, his lips were slightly raised, and his brows and eyes were full of disdain. "Match Malone is still not short of that little money."

Bruce Wayne is very good at controlling emotions and expressions. Batman with his helmet off is calm and indifferent, while Match Malone is full of gangster snarky and arrogant.

"Oh oh oh! Boss Saigao!!!" Fast shouted with starry eyes and a big smile on his face, like a cute male college student.

Of course, this is just Faster's intention to give Bruce a little face.

For about a second or two, he resumed his damn hypocrisy. He opened the payment code on his mobile phone and pushed it in front of Bruce. "Pay it."

He needs to update his equipment. Proper new equipment is necessary for this operation. More importantly, he finally blackmailed Bruce Wayne, why didn't he blackmail him?

Of course, brand-name bags should also be bought.

According to Bruce Wayne's past dating objects, most of them are cover girls or models.

Therefore, it is judged that the type Bruce Wayne likes is a tall, sexy woman with a good figure.

Fast couldn't help but looked down at himself, he was fine, he was tall and satisfied, he had a good figure, he couldn't be satisfied, he was a man with no breasts.

Fast suddenly said with low self-esteem: "But I have no breasts, can you like a flat-chested beauty?"

"Huh?" Bruce, who was adjusting the arm equipment, didn't immediately realize what Fast was referring to.

He was silent for a moment and spoke. "I can pretend Bruce Wayne likes flat-chested girls."

Fast froze for a moment, then burst out laughing. "Hahahaha, little bat~ you are so humorous——"

"Stop thinking about what you don't have, and find something to do for yourself. Adjust your equipment, or become a 'woman'." Bruce ordered Fast with a cold face.

"Ok, fine." Fast shrugged his shoulders, opened the kitchen—ah no, the door of the arsenal, and he walked into the arsenal to pick out equipment.

Bruce tightened the screw of the claw, and he turned his head and casually glanced at Fast's notebook that had been left on the sofa. The content displayed on the screen made him a little dazed.

That above is all the reports about the last two days collated and collected by Fast, most of which are related to 'Batman'.

He didn't rest after Bruce left, but was sorting and paralleling the information.

Bruce looked away, remained silent, removed the belt around his waist, and began to adjust the equipment stored in the belt.

After a while, Fast produced a strip-shaped black box that looked like a violin case, but it was clearly not a violin.

Fast opened the box, which contained a separate long sniper, a model Bruce had never seen before.

Batman never uses any guns as weapons, so no one knows that he is actually a gun genius. He remembers the models of various guns in his head, and he can also use them proficiently.

But this one was clearly a gun Batman had never seen before.

So this is a weapon made by Fast.

Most of the accessories of this gun are no different from ordinary accessories, but the materials used are better and the price is quite expensive. Naturally, the effect is also better.

Bruce watched Fast install the gun, remove the red dot, install the MK8 sight and the corner grip, and finally install an electronic palm-sized electronic screen in front of the magnifying glass, completing the assembly.

Fast noticed Bruce's sight, he took the gun out of the box, and explained to Bruce while assembling the parts.

"The micro-drone launched with the electronic screen can give me a larger field of vision, and the drone is also equipped with bullets, which can directly fire bullets—"

Bruce frowned, and warned in a low voice: "You know I won't allow you to kill people, Joker."

"If you violate the rules between us, I will immediately throw you into Arkham Asylum, special water supply room." Bruce said blankly, he still would not have much mercy for criminals, even if they Just had a partnership and a naughty kiss.

Arkham Asylum is usually divided into two areas, one is the general ward area, which houses ordinary mentally ill prisoners, and the room is double.

On the other side is the dangerous area room, which is the exclusive area for mentally ill prisoners with HDanger level, such as Joker, killer crocodile, and double-faced people.

At their level, there are people who guard the bathhouse even when taking a bath, and even drive away all the patients in the bathhouse before they enter the bathhouse.

The water room is a more special ward. It is a huge water tank. The patient is soaked in the water, unable to move, fed and excreted through the pipe.

But Fast is not worried, as long as he thinks he can escape from any place where he is held, unless there is no shadow in that place.

No one can escape his shadow, and there is no shadow-free place in this world.

He selectively forgot the painful thing about not being able to summon the shadow after being manipulated in the Hydra base not long ago.

The author has something to say: Xiaofa: I am a straight man.

The bat has no expression on its face: I believe you are a ghost