[Comprehensive British and American] Hero part-time super villain

Bruce propped his hands on the solid wood handrail of the stairs, silently staring down at him.

His butler, Alfred, was enthusiastically introducing the age-old antiques in the Wayne Manor and the photos of the previous owners hanging in the main hall to the young man in a black suit.

The black-haired handsome young man listened to Ah Fu's explanation seriously with a smile on his face, and raised his hand to ask Ah Fu like a primary school student from time to time.

Ah Fu will patiently explain to Faster.

If the identities of the two are ignored, this should be a pleasing picture, the young and handsome studious youth and the kind and patient explainer.

But Alfred, his butler, knew he was Batman, supported him in his actions as Batman, and helped Batman in the Batcave when he was on the move each night.

As for Fast, one of Batman's nemesis, the most evil, disorderly, super criminal determined to turn Gotham into a chaotic city.

Bruce felt dizzy when he saw Alfred and Fast getting along in harmony.

He told himself in his heart that Alfred didn't know that Fast Hepburn's real identity was The Joker, and Alfred's behavior was out of kindness.

Afu may think that Fast is just an ordinary person who protects Gotham, so he allows Fast to enter Wayne Manor.

Although Bruce didn't know how Fast coaxed Afu to let Afu open the door of Wayne Manor.

This has nothing to do with Ah Fu, he just maintains his kindness and sense of justice.

Bruce watched Ah Fu's expression calmly, Ah Fu looked really happy, Bruce had rarely seen Ah Fu's smile.

If he could, he hoped that Alfred could keep smiling, but now Bruce could no longer make Alfred laugh, because Alfred was always worried about Batman's safety.

Obviously, Ah Fu was amused by Faster.

Bruce will stare at all of Fast's actions in the manor, and put an end to any means by which Fast can hurt Ah Fu.

Bruce hid in the dark and observed for a while, and Ah Fu left Fast to wander around the manor alone on the grounds that he was going to cook.

Al Fu is big-hearted, after all, he trusts Fast Hepburn, but Bruce can't do it because he knows Fast Hepburn's other identity.

Bruce turned back to the room, and he closed all access to the Batcave through the computer.

Bruce put on the shirt and trousers that he usually wears in the manor, rolled up his sleeves, and brushed his hair that was not completely dry.

Bruce walked down from the second floor with a sleepy expression on his face. When he passed by Faster, he didn't greet Faster immediately, but gave Faster a warning look.

Bruce looked into the kitchen and yelled, "Foo, is dinner ready? I'm hungry."

Ah Fu's voice came to the ears of the two through a door, with a slightly blurred tone. "It's almost ready, sir. Why don't you take my guests to Wayne Manor first?"

Bruce frowned, but he didn't refuse aloud. The expression he stared at Fast was probably the expressionless face after wearing Batman's helmet.

"Of course I will. After all, this is my little hero." Bruce's tone was normal, and he even smiled, sounding like he was in a good mood.

Fast added in his mind, the premise is to ignore Bruce Wayne's cold face and warning eyes.

Fast glanced at the closed kitchen door, he knew Bruce was warning him not to shoot Alfred.

Fast raised his lips and stared at Bruce's cold face. "Thank you, Butler Alfred. But I feel like the boss—"

Before Fast could finish his sentence, Bruce grabbed his wrist forcefully and pulled him to a certain corner.

Bruce put Fast's hands on top of his head with one hand, and bent his legs against Fast's legs to prevent him from struggling.

It's like the lion king will roar at the highest point in the lion group.

Bruce lowered his voice and yelled at Fast: "Joker, I don't know why you are here, but don't do unnecessary things."

Bruce's voice without a voice changer is not as deep as Batman's, and the threat is naturally reduced a lot.

Fast looked up, Bruce's handsome face was reflected in his dark eyes.

There was nothing on that face except threats and hostility.

Unlike the description of the playboy Bruce Wayne's face in newspapers, with amorous phoenix eyes, deep facial features, and always raised lips rippling with a casual smile.

Now Bruce's facial features are full of sharpness and threat, the lowered eyebrows and cold gaze, the tightly pursed lips, and even the contours of the entire face have become stiff.

Compared with that playboy, the current Bruce is like a fine wine that has been buried under the snow and frozen for a long time, exuding a mellow wine aroma and rosin that stands firm under the severe cold.

As for the true face of Bruce Wayne, only Fast has seen it. Yes, only he can make Bruce Wayne show this expression, and only Joker can see it.

Such thoughts mixed with the smell of wine almost drowned Fast.

he's drunk.

Fast is crazy about Bruce's expression, and he is like a drug addict at the moment.

A picture appeared in his mind, on the stage, the spotlights were flickering, and there were several puppet audiences with smiling faces in the audience.

Joker and Batman gracefully dance together on the stage, they have each other in their eyes, and only each other.

There is only room for each other in their eyes, they 'love' each other deeply, and they want to put each other to death, tangoing with pain, blood, and spinning non-stop.

The cold batarang was inserted into his abdomen, and Batman's expression was cold.

"I'll be watching you."

Bruce's voice pulled Fast out of his fantasy, and the dark eyes appeared confused for a moment, and the expression of Batman in the fantasy matched Bruce's current face.

Fast stretched out the tip of his tongue and licked his lower upper lip. He opened his mouth upwards, and his lower jaw made a soft sound, revealing the neat and clean white teeth and two sharp canine teeth, as well as the red tongue and mouth.

Fast whistled first. "Oh, so fierce, so fierce."

Immediately afterwards, he narrowed his eyes with a smile, showing a happy expression, and he shrugged with some difficulty. "But I have to tell you, boss. Butler Afu invited me to come to Wayne Manor on his own initiative. He seems to like me very much."

Fast rolled his eyes, raised his lips and smiled, dimples appeared on both sides of his cheeks, looking damn cute.

"...Well, he doesn't know who I am, will you tell him boss? He told me he hasn't been this happy in a long time."

Fast was clearly stating something, but Bruce just heard the threat in his language.

Bruce's brows were pressed down hard, and the more serious threat hadn't had time to blurt out.

"Mr. Hepburn, what did you just say...?" Ah Fu's voice sounded suspiciously from the other side of the wall.

Bruce and Fast had a meal at the same time, and before they could change the status quo, Al Fu had already appeared in front of them.

Immediately afterwards, Ah Fu's voice stopped, and Bruce didn't need to turn his head to feel that Ah Fu was sizing up their eyes without restraint.

Yes, Ah Fu stood on one side and watched the two of them.

How to describe the bad action of Bruce and Fast now?

Fast's hands were held above his head by Bruce, and his legs were pushed away by one of Bruce's bent legs.

Due to the height difference, Fast was forced to stand on tiptoe and put all his body strength on Bruce's leg, in a state of being under the control of others.

From this angle, Ah Fu could only see half of Bruce's profile, so he didn't know how indifferent and stiff Bruce's expression was.

But from this angle, he could clearly see Fast's expression. Fast's face was smiling, and the sides of his cheeks were slightly red. It seemed that they were really doing something indescribable.

"Oh." Ah Fu covered his eyes with the back of his hand, and said sweetly, "I'll pretend I didn't see anything..."

"I hope you two won't do something inappropriate in such an obvious place next time, and please continue..."

Ah Fu turned around and planned to go back to the kitchen.

He gave up the land to the two young men, and at the same time whispered, but not so quietly.

"Really.. The physical fitness of the elderly has declined. Where can I watch such exciting pictures..."

Although Ah Fu's tone seemed to be complaining, but as Bruce Wayne who had been with him for decades, he clearly knew that Ah Fu was in a good mood now.

Apparently, Alfred was very impressed with Fast and was delighted with what he mistook for Bruce and Fast's behavior.

This reminds Bruce of some related memories.

The last visitor who made Ah Fu feel good and treated him so warmly.

Catwoman Selina Kyle.

In order to get an opal photographed by Bruce Wayne, Catwoman turned into the daughter of a gem appraiser and approached Bruce Wayne with the real purpose of stealing the opal.

In order to conceal his identity, Bruce Wayne pretended not to know Selena's real identity, and invited her to Wayne Manor as Selena's male companion.

That was the first and only time Bruce Wayne invited a woman to Wayne Manor.

Ah Fu's performance at that time was similar to that of the present. He enthusiastically and patiently introduced to Selena every collection of Wayne Manor and photos of the previous owners.

Later, Catwoman was caught by Bruce on the spot when she stole the opal. Of course, Bruce Wayne's identity as Batman was not preserved.

At that time, Ah Fu looked disappointed at Catwoman who was twisted by Batman.After seeing Batman choose to let Catwoman go, his face was kind.

During that time, Batman visited the Batcave every night, and Afu would look forward to Batman bringing Catwoman back. He even prepared pink candles one night.

But Batman never brought Catwoman back to the Batcave, and he even distanced himself from Catwoman.Later, Ah Fu gave up on Catwoman.

In all fairness, Catwoman is a very sexy, beautiful woman, and again, she's not exactly a criminal, and she's even helped Batman a lot.

Catwoman betrayed information about Double-Face. In order to help Batman, Batman also rescued Catwoman who was kidnapped by Penguin as a reward.

Other than the occasional partner, Batman doesn't have a thing for Catwoman.

Batman has no idea of ​​falling in love, and his special status will only put lovers in danger.

He thinks Fuk understands that too, but Fuk clearly thinks Bruce Wayne's happiness is just as important.

Ah Fu thought again, and the target was the clown.

Ah Fu's mind is easy to guess, he has hoped that Wayne Manor has another owner for a long time.

Every Valentine's Day, Ah Fu always whispers in Bruce's ear, which makes Bruce's ears almost calloused, but Bruce's words to Ah Fu still go in the left ear and out the right ear.

but?Fast Hepburn became another owner of Wayne Manor?Are you serious?He's going to blow Wayne Manor straight to the sky.

Thinking of this, Bruce felt complicated, and lost the mood to threaten and warn the clown.

He lowered his head and saw that the clown was staring at his face with interest, and Fast witnessed the thousands of changes in the expression on Bruce's face.

Immediately afterwards, the clown smiled coyly, and he eagerly said, "Then? Let's continue?"

The clowns acted as if they were really doing something indescribable just now.

Bruce let go of Fast's hand with a cold face, turned and walked away.

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