[Comprehensive British and American] Hero part-time super villain

On the working day, Fast appeared at the gate of Wayne Enterprises on time, and appeared at the workplace as a new employee of Wayne Enterprises.

He was standing on the security platform, wearing a square security hat, his slightly long black hair was tied behind his head, showing sharp facial features, and he kept a blank face in the sight of a group of female employees.

He was wearing a blue security uniform, the hem of which was tucked into trousers, his waist was very thin with a black belt, the walkie-talkie was hung on the side of the waist, the baton was pinned to the back of the waist, and the trousers were tucked into Martin boots.

He stood straight, slender, tall and handsome, obviously in the same security uniform as other security guards, and Fast had the feeling of wearing a military uniform abruptly.

Fast maintained the same expression, looked in the same direction, and did what he should do as a security guard who didn't have to do anything, ignoring the women who whispered to him and accosted him.

Continue to be in a daze.

An elderly security guard couldn't look down on these employees anymore. After he drove away all the female employees who were watching, he glared at Fast.

I really don't know why the management recruited a man who looks like a man but looks like a vase to be a security guard.

Just this group of female employees who came to the company to hook up with Bruce Wayne, have not been able to see Bruce Wayne twice throughout the year.

After finally seeing a handsome man, and seeing him every day, he would naturally look like a group of monkeys in heat, staring at Fast every day.

This increases their workload for no reason.

"Do what you should do well, don't think about what you have." The old security guard warned.

Fast didn't even respond to him, he just stared straight ahead, like a statue.

However, Fast, who seems to be performing his work seriously, is actually in a daze, but he is not completely in a daze.

Fast is currently chatting with the system in his mind.

Fast: How about it?Are you sure Bruce Wayne is in that Maserati?

System: Yes, according to my detection analysis, he is indeed sitting inside.

Fast: Is he looking at me?

System: ...Yes.

Fast coughed twice suddenly. He covered his mouth and coughed hard, as if he was about to cough out his lungs. He bent his waist slightly, held the umbrella handle in one hand, trembling all over, and took a while to stand up again. stand up.

Fast coughed up tears from the corners of his eyes, he wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, his face was pale and crumbling.

It looked very much like Constantine coughing when he was in the terminal stage of lung cancer.

No matter how the system thinks of Ster's appearance, it's a bit malicious and overacted.

Fast: Even though I am so sick, I still work sick.Batman may feel sorry for me, and then re-arrange work for me hee hee.

system:....

The red Maserati didn't stay long across the street from Wayne Enterprises before driving away.

Fast: ..tsk, why did he drive the car away?

System: I don't know.

Fast: Did you lie about the military situation?It wasn't Batman in that car at all.

System: It is indeed Batman.

Fast withdrew his sickly expression, and he began to think about new countermeasures.

In that Maserati, Bruce Wayne was wearing a pair of black sunglasses, and his eyebrows were furrowed under the sunglasses.

Bruce originally thought that as long as he made things difficult for Faster and gave him a job as a security guard, Faster would feel frustrated and retreat honestly, giving up the plan that Bruce didn't know about.

After all, Joker is a face-saving criminal. He likes those expensive and fancy things, and he will wear those expensive things on his body like a bird.

For example, the haute couture suit, leather shoes, and gemstones on the collar.

As a result, instead of being difficult, Fast came to work on time.

If Faster just picked a company at random, and happened to pick Wayne Enterprises, Bruce would not believe it at all. He must have some kind of reason for the clown to find him.

Or because of... that thing?

Thinking of this, Bruce's brows were furrowed even more. He stopped the car, took off his sunglasses and rubbed the sore brows. His mind was in a mess. If the clown wanted to bother him, it would annoy him to death.

But the Joker never had his mind set on Bruce Wayne in the past, and not now.

The Joker has changed, Bruce is convinced again.

...

...

In the next few days, Fast did not see Bruce Wayne once, and his performance also changed from a serious performance of duties to a casual action now.

For example, right now, at 01:30 in the afternoon, Fast is sitting and loafing, leaning on the handle of his umbrella.

The hot weather made Fast very irritable, and he thought about [-] reasons for Bruce Wayne not to come to the company.

Now all he could think about was Bruce Wayne.

On the big screen in the distance, the news is reporting which island Bruce Wayne is traveling to with his new girlfriend recently.

Fast lowered his eyebrows and wiped the sweat that fell down his hair.

The thought of Bruce Wayne soaking in the ocean with some strange woman made him feel uneasy.

Is it important for a girlfriend to have him?

Him, Joker, the super criminal!Bruce Wayne is so relieved to let him work at Wayne Enterprises?

Shouldn't you have pulled him out of the warm safehouse at night, pushed him against the cold wall, punched him twice in the face, and asked him what he was going to do?

Is Batman really not worried about blowing up the Wayne Building?

At this moment, Fast is almost indistinguishable from the female employees who came to climb into Bruce Wayne's bed, or become Mrs. Wayne.

About the only difference is that the female employees are sitting in the office, drinking coffee, blowing the air conditioner, enjoying lunch break and afternoon tea.

And he can only continue his work at the gate of the company, sitting in the shade under the umbrella that can't lower the temperature at all.

Mad.

Here he was hot as hell, bitten by mosquitoes, standing all day.

And Bruce Wayne, blowing the air conditioner, driving a luxury car and dating his girlfriend in clothes.

Bruce Wayne could go on with him like this, Fast couldn't.

Bruce Wayne just settled for this, and slowly consumed him.

Fast wiped his sweat-soaked eyes with a wet paper towel, his emerald green pupils rolled around and made up his mind, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Fast: System, has Bruce Wayne been active recently?

System: According to the system searching the Internet, Bruce Wayne will hold a top-notch party on the roof of the Wayne Building the day after tomorrow.

The system asks: Host, do you have any new actions against Batman?

Fast squinted his eyes, not sure if it was the system asking, or the "it" that controlled the system was making the question, but to Fast, there was nothing wrong with it.

Fast hummed a messy tune happily.

At the same time, he explained to the system in his heart: It doesn't count.I'm going to pursue Batman.

system:...?Didn't you say earlier that you fell in love with Superman at first sight?

Fast: I've figured it out a long time ago. It's troublesome to have a long-distance relationship with Superman.

Fast: And Superman has no money, can't I be realistic?Actually, I like rich people.

System: ..ah this.

Fast: Batman is handsome and rich.Why don't I like him?

Fast acted as if the shock to the system wasn't enough, he added: The most important thing is that Batman Night Watch is prone to accidents, and after he died, I was alone holding his billion-dollar property and guarding Wei. En Manor, ecstasy, isn't it fragrant?

System: ... incense.

Fast justified: So now I plan to seduce Batman.

Fast: I'm going to do a heroic rescue where poor Bruce Wayne and some less important brutes get kidnapped by the Prince of Crime Joker.

Fast: At the time of crisis, the brave little security guard of justice appeared.Fearless, he confronted the clown, skillfully beat the clown and rescued Bruce Wayne.

Fast: Bruce was very moved and decided to reward the little security guard.Give him a promotion and a raise.The plan is over.

After listening to Fast's plan, the system didn't find that it had even the slightest connection with seducing Bruce.

The system was silent for a moment, and said: But Bruce Wayne will definitely not believe your tricks.

Fast chuckled.

Of course he knew Bruce Wayne wouldn't believe his little trick, and he wasn't going to let Bruce Wayne be fooled by this clumsy, loopy plan, which he had absolutely no intention of closing.

In other words, he just wanted to let Bruce Wayne know that he was going to do this, but he had no choice but to follow his plan.

Fast likes this, he likes the way Batman knows he is under the Joker's control and wants to sanction him, but there is nothing he can do about it.

This plan only needs to deceive those celebrities at Bruce Wayne's party, and these pig-brained celebrities are real 'pig brains'.

They only know and believe what their eyes see.

As long as there are many pairs of eyes seeing, it's not justifiable for Bruce Wayne not to give him a promotion.

My God, this little warrior who protected them from the clown turned out to be just a security guard?

Mr. Wayne, the little warrior deserves his honor.

Since Batman did not confess his true identity in front of the hero, Fast decided that Batman would not reveal his identity, and his actions became more and more rampant.

Every three days, he would hang around where Batman would definitely see him.Fast speculates that the reason why Batman hasn't caught him in Arkham Asylum is that he hasn't really committed any crime recently.

At the same time, Batman is still considering, who is the most important in Faster's heart, the pale knight or the clown.

Batman is more likely to choose to educate him than to beat him to death and send him to Arkham Asylum.

Fast: You don't need to worry about this, I know what I should do.

Now that Fast has said so, the system is not good to say anything more.

It has become increasingly difficult to understand what his host is thinking recently.

His identity is known by Batman, and not only is he not far away from Batman, but he tries his best to get close to Batman.

He kept prodding Batman's tight nerves, as if he had to get Batman's attention, and it would be best to blow Batman up.

Fast is now acting like the Joker of the past. Although their actions and thinking are different, their purpose will always revolve around Batman.

The previous generation of clowns wanted Batman to break the bottom line and become a criminal. The purpose of this clown is not clear yet, but he also has the tendency to kill.

This makes the system worry, what to do, it feels like its host really wants to kill itself.

The author has something to say: Xiaofa's thousand-layer routine.

Today's little joke, Xiaofa is a stripper (?) bat in a nightclub.. or that bat.

When Bruce was 16 years old, he stepped into a nightclub for the first time, and under the coaxing of Fast, he ordered a lap dance.

The young Bruce looked at Fast's white thighs and couldn't help blushing, Fast laughed at him.

At the age of 18, Bruce went to the nightclub again and ordered Fast.

Originally, he was thinking of revenge, and he would never be so embarrassed by Fast's lap dance. Bruce, who was coaxed by Fast, ordered an extra service. After he came out of the toilet, Bruce ran away, and Fast Te swallowed the liquid in his mouth and smiled smugly.

At the age of 30, Batman punched the clown to the ground. The clown lay on the ground laughing and stimulating Batman with words, hoping that Batman would kill him.

Batman grabs the Joker by the collar, pins him against the wall, pulls a stack of bills from his belt and stuffs it into the Joker's pants.

"Are you still alive?"