[Comprehensive British and American] Hero part-time super villain

Batman's silence in Faster's eyes turned into Batman not wanting to talk to him at all.

Also, how can a superhero who doesn't talk too much have so much to say to criminals?He should be thankful that at least now they don't have the idea of ​​beating each other, and his cheeks won't swell quickly after being beaten in the cold room.

Fast curled his lips, the smile on his face dissipated at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the adrenaline boiling in his body also quickly faded.

Now, neither Batman nor Fast have the desire to fight each other, they are locked in this cold room, obviously compared to fighting each other, the more important thing right now is how to get out of this cold room.

"Let's find out if there is any way out nearby." Fast said dryly, not surprisingly, once again a hot face and a cold butt.

Batman gave him a grim look, then gave Faster an order. "You search for an exit at the back, I'll search for the front."

After speaking, he swung his black cloak and 'flyed' away like a big bat.

Fast stuck out his tongue, raised a hand, and made a standard military salute. "Yes, sir."

As soon as he finished the salute, Fast suddenly remembered that as a clown, he should not have such a standard military salute, and he put down his hands angrily. Fortunately, Batman seemed to be focused on finding the exit, and was not in the mood to look at him more.

Fast found that the walls of the entire cold room were energized to generate cold air. They were like being in a large refrigerator, and Fast was convinced that the only way out of this 'refrigerator' was the one closed by Mr. Freeze. metal door.

At this time, Batman also started to walk back, and it seemed that there was no way out. Batman was holding something in his hand, one of the gadgets he kept in his belt.

Batman takes out a sticky bomb and sprays it at a wall, and Fast notices that he sprayed a bat shape, oh, this is really—

For a moment, Fast couldn't think of how to describe how much Batman cared about the logo.

Batman detonated the sticky bomb, and the wall was only slightly blackened but not damaged at all, it was still smooth.

This is the only low-pressure explosive device on Batman's body. Most of the time, the explosive device can always make a loud noise and cause fatal damage to the enemy if it makes a slight mistake.

So he just brought some sticky bombs to break some dirt walls that couldn't be breached with brute force.

However, the walls of this cold room are all made of metal.

Batman gave up on destroying the wall. He found some debris and piled them up, then sat on them and unfolded his black cloak.

There is a signal isolation device in the cold room, and he cannot contact the Batcave.

Seeing the appearance of Batman already planning to sleep here, Fast, who was standing not far away, shrugged.

He flipped his palm over and two long metal blocks appeared in his hand, these are SELMA hydraulic explosive bombs.

A wall breaking device used by professional counter-terrorism organizations and special forces to cut away metal-reinforced walls.

Throwable equipment that can deploy hydraulic projectiles, blast the reinforced surface, and after sticking to the reinforced wall, it will expand outwards and break the wall to form a hole about 80 cm long and 30 cm high.

Two hydraulic explosive bombs can open a hole in this cold storage room that is enough to squat and drill out.

In fact, a hydraulic explosive bomb is enough for Fast to go out on his stomach, but Batman has a completely different body shape from himself and the bulky armor, Fast has to think about his 'companion'.

"Get over here, if you don't want to freeze to death."

Fast was holding the hydraulic explosive bomb and was about to throw it over the wall, but Batman's cold words made him stop.

Batman's voice is still as cold as it used to be for every villain, without any emotion, but there is always something different, maybe, it doesn't have that kind of hostility?

On the contrary, it was unexpectedly calm, but the voice was turned fierce by the voice changer.

Fast tilted his head, put away the explosive bomb, and turned his head to look at Batman. Batman unbuttoned the cloak on the shoulder side, wrapped a small part of it around himself, and left a large piece open.

Apparently leaving a place for Fast.

Fast rolled his eyes and hid the hydraulic explosive bomb. Since Batman invited him so kindly, he couldn't waste this opportunity.

Of course, he wouldn't tell Batman that he couldn't feel the cold at all.

This is a good opportunity to get in touch with Batman. If nothing else, just to torture Batman, Fast will definitely stay for Batman and hide the hydraulic explosive bomb.

Fast thought for a while, with a bright smile on his face, and ran towards Batman's arms. He jumped into Batman's arms for the last time, and put his arms around Batman's waist.

Fast looked up at Batman's square chin, kept a smile on his face, and said flirtatiously, "The little bat is really enthusiastic~ The hospitality is hard to refuse~"

After saying this, Fast buried his face in Batman's warm chest.

Oh~ This pectoral muscle feels really good.

Although Fast can't feel the cold, it doesn't mean that the temperature on his body is high, and it still makes him feel comfortable to stick to Batman's warm chest.

Fast rubbed shamelessly again, perhaps he could understand why women are so fascinated by this.

Batman's face was full of black lines, his shaggy jaw was tense with only his exposed beard, and then he reached out and pressed Fast's forehead to remove Fast's head from his chest.

"You keep doing this, I promise I'll kick your ass, I promise, Joker." Batman growled.

Fast was rejected by Batman, but he didn't feel any discomfort. He smiled again, and reached out to grab the part of the cloak around himself.

Fast leaned against Batman and settled down for about two or three seconds. He became agitated again. This time he focused on Batman's bat belt with various props placed on it.

The Joker has entered Batman's safe distance, no, it should be said that it has already exceeded the safe distance. Batman clenched his fists tightly to prevent himself from beating Fast to the ground with an impulse.

And this damn circus clown, palace jester is still shaking his head, like a child with ADHD, showing great curiosity about everything about him.

It's all like dancing on Batman's taut nerves.

Finally, for the third time, Fast reached for the box containing the bat darts on Batman's belt, trying to steal a bat dart and take it away.

He was almost successful, the finger wrapped in the white silk glove pinched a metal bat dart, now he only needs to put it in the inner pocket of his coat, and he will always have an extra Batman Collectibles.

At this time.

A big hand grabbed Fast's too-thin wrist with undeniable strength. As soon as Batman's hand tightened, Fast let out a scream, and the bat dart slipped from his hand and fell into Batman's other hand. hand.

Batman let go of Fast, and stuffed the Batarang back into the box expressionlessly.

Fast rubbed his pinched red and swollen white wrist, and sucked his nose with the corner of his mouth down. "Well, little bat, you're so mean."

Batman almost laughed at what Fast said, why?Is he still stingy?He gave Faster part of his cloak, and allowed Faster to stay warm against his body.

Fast also wanted to steal his batarang, and called him stingy when he was caught refusing.

Sure enough, when dealing with a villain, you will never wait for him to be obedient, and fists will always be the most useful weapon.

Hard, hard, fist hard.

But now fighting with the clown is of no benefit to Batman. Maintaining body temperature and physical strength is the most important thing in cold regions, and fighting consumes physical strength. Maybe it can temporarily increase body temperature, but the exhaustion of physical strength will make people very tired. Can't bear it.

So Batman just gave the Joker a cold look, and then closed his eyes, but he didn't let down his vigilance against the Joker.

Fortunately, Fast had no idea of ​​killing Batman. In his analysis of the Joker in the past, he found that the Joker had many chances to kill Batman, but he never did.

Joker doesn't want to kill Batman.

He regards Batman more as a 'dancing partner', and he believes that without Batman, the Joker's existence is meaningless.

The Joker plays for Batman, and Batman is the Joker's only audience.

But as a 'clown', Fast is not a complete clown. He clearly knows that this is the clown's morbid obsession with Batman.

The clown's audience is only Batman, but Batman's old enemy is not just the clown.

The Joker is just making excuses for his crimes, and he uses Batman as an excuse for his crimes.

Fast has his own ideas, he won't lay hands on Batman, it won't do him any good.

Regardless of whether he can beat Batman or not, if he kills Batman, he will face a completely paralyzed and chaotic city of Gotham. This may be what the 'Joker' wants to see, but this is not what Fast wants. have witnessed.

And without Gotham in charge of superheroes, I am afraid that the US government will send a large number of soldiers to forcibly suppress the city, and then it will not care about the life and death of these criminals.

Fast saw nothing in his favour.

Secondly, Fast thinks that Batman is very interesting. He has certain characteristics that attract Fast, but Fast did not dig out the specifics.

So when he saw Batman, he closed his eyes as if he gave in first, even though Fast knew that Batman didn't let his guard down.

But it's still Batman's concession.

Fast also stopped and kept provoking Batman with his movements. He chose a comfortable position and leaned on Batman's shoulder, wrapping himself tightly with the not-so-warm black cloak.

"Goodnight." Feeling the temperature on his side, Fast let out a comfortable sigh. He said good night to Batman and closed his eyes.

Not long after Fast closed his eyes, Batman opened his eyes again, and those gray-blue eyes only needed to look down slightly to see the top of the green hair.

Batman looked Faster up and down.

There are a few black strands in the algae-green hair, which is the color of Fast's original hair.

With a pale complexion and a high nose bridge, the green eyebrows of the same style as the hair stretched out, and the shirt was buttoned to the top button.

Only then did Batman have the energy to think that the Joker seemed to have been dressed very neatly.

Aside from the standard three-piece suit, there are no violations of the standard code of gentleman dress.

For example, one or two buttons are unbuttoned, and the color matching exceeds three originals.

The clown has always regulated himself within this.

The author has something to say: there are no jokes, because you pay attention to the text, because the text is sweet.

Well, I haven't thought of a joke yet, I've been too tired from work recently.

Just two days after entering the society, I was subjected to all kinds of beatings. I got on the wrong bus, got on the wrong bus, it rained heavily, my computer was kicked by children, the pharmacy was closed, and I was locked out of the door.

Now my head is full of negative emotions, maybe I need to adjust it, I won’t make more jokes for the time being