Canary and his domestic president

When Canary made such a statement, and bluntly said that she was willing to be her own trash can, Mr. Jiang was not only not moved, but even wanted to hit someone a little bit.

Jiang Yi was sure that Yu Qinchuan did it on purpose, deliberately saying these ambiguous and misleading words in front of outsiders.

He thought that Yu Qinchuan was spoiled by him so much that he dared to make fun of him with outsiders.

Whose trash can is so valuable?The barrel is studded with diamonds?

Hearing the whispers of the neighbor next to him, Jiang Yi didn't know if the other party was discussing himself, but this did not prevent him from stepping on Yu Qinchuan under the table and staring at the other party with his big eyes——

I advise you to be cautious in your words and deeds!

The table is small, and the space under the table is limited. The four long legs are crowded together, and it is easy to touch the toes of the insteps. Jiang Yi pretended to be surprised after stepping on it:

"Oh, I stepped on your foot, I didn't mean it's too narrow here."

Jiang Yi didn't try to feed her, she didn't feel any pain through the shoes and socks, in order to take care of Mr. Jiang's precarious face, Yu Qinchuan couldn't hold back his laughter:

"It's okay, it doesn't hurt."

Jiang Yi gritted her teeth: Is this provocation?

Does this person look down on him as a big macho?

Jiang Yiqi just wanted to step on it again, Yu Qinchuan seemed to have eyes on his legs, and he accurately restrained his legs a second before he moved.

No one would stare under the table, but Jiang Yi, whose calf was clamped by Yu Qinchuan's legs, still had a hot face, and the panic flashed in his eyes. The calf is drawn back.

The legs of the two were intertwined like this, and it was easy for him to think of some scenes that he shouldn't think about now.

He exerted so much force that he could faintly see veins on his neck, but Yu Qinchuan was stronger than him.

Tried, but totally to no avail.

I don't know whether it was embarrassment or too much force, Jiang Yi's neck was red, and she lowered her voice to warn Yu Qinchuan:

"Yu Qinchuan, let me go."

Yu Qinchuan's expression was as usual, as if nothing had happened: "What if you accidentally stepped on me after letting go?"

He also deliberately emphasized the word careless.

The cloth of their trousers rubbed against each other, and Jiang Yi felt a little hot. He was almost sweating after struggling secretly for a while, but Yu Qinchuan was determined not to let go.

Constrained by others, Mr. Jiang can hardly move below the waist. He feels that his fame in his life was ruined by a small soup pot restaurant.

Yu Qinchuan is really cowardly!

With so many people, Jiang Yi couldn't make too much noise, so he could only curse in his heart, and pretended to be calm, for fear that others would find out what was going on under the table.

Although the two dressed neatly and didn't do anything, Jiang Yi just felt ashamed inexplicably——

It looks too hooked and sticky!

Jiang Yi thought she was pretending to be good, but she didn't notice the calm eyes of the girl next to her, and she didn't know that the other party swore to send a message to the boyfriend opposite:

I just said that these two handsome guys are a couple, don't you believe it, look at the inseparable stickiness, we were not so tired when we first got together.

And the groundhog screaming between the other party and the best friend:

Ah ah ah sister!I went out for dinner with Shagou today and met a pair of handsome guys!So fucking handsome, so fucking sweet!

If it wasn't because it's impolite to take a sneak shot, I'd definitely take a photo of you and show you what a human high-quality gay is!

Both of them are fucking handsome, and sure enough, the handsome guy is with the handsome guy, with legs 1.8 meters long!

How handsome?Let's put it this way, the starlet you recently praised as being handsome is not as good as them all.

Um?You have too many walls, which one am I talking about?Oh, anyway, no matter which one they are handsome, it is completely your dish!

One flirts with the other blushes, ah, I have no more woo woo woo.

The vast majority of girls have a strong desire to share with the person they like. Girls and their girlfriends have two screens with each other.

It's also Jiang Yi who doesn't know, if he knows the content of the chat, there will be one more sad person in this store saying 'I'm gone' tonight.

Probably turning grief and anger into appetite, the two of them ate such a big pot of Jiang Yi and Yu Qinchuan for a long time, and the rest were basically vegetables, so it wasn't a waste.

Jiang Yi was still a little annoyed by Yu Qinchuan, and left the shop by herself when the other party was checking out.

He lowered his head and touched his plump stomach, regretting that he had eaten too much and was too full.

Yu Qinchuan came out to look at him: "Are you really angry?"

Jiang Yi looked at him: "In your heart, I am so stingy?"

Mr. Jiang has a big heart, and most of the time it is just a joke, just like Yu Qinchuan's well-mixed perfume, the boss praised him, but he was not really jealous.

To be honest, he admired Yu Qinchuan quite a bit. Even though everyone was about the same age, the other party knew so much.

Compared with Yu Qinchuan, Jiang Yi felt that he was as good at painting.

Is this the child of the poor family early head of the family?

Jiang Yi thought as she walked, and felt a little distressed when she saw Yu Qinchuan again——

How much did his family's Canary go through before to become such an all-round talent?

Of course, there is only a little bit of distress.

Canary, love and distress are moderate, don't give too much.

Yu Qinchuan is a person who is easy to climb along the pole, but it is his poor ass who suffers in the end.

Thinking about something, Jiang Yi, who was full, rubbed her stomach and got into the car, noticing something wrong with Yu Qinchuan's eyes beside her.

Following his gaze and lowering her head, Jiang Yi rubbed her stomach with her hands, then straightened her back and asked confidently:

"What are you looking at? Have you ever seen someone who is so full?"

Yu Qinchuan's gaze on his abdomen was a little subtle, and he pondered for a few seconds before slowly opening his mouth:

"Ayi, do you know what you look like now?"

Jiang Yi didn't know what to say and asked directly: "What does it look like?"

The corners of Yu Qinchuan's lips lifted up, and his eyes stopped on his face from bottom to top to meet him. Yu Qinchuan looked serious and serious:

"Like being pregnant with my baby."

Jiang Yi: "???"

Almost at the same time as there was a question mark in his head, Jiang Yi's fist was hardened, and he blurted out:

"Fuck you, Yu Qinchuan, you look like a pregnant woman with a baby!!"

Yu Qinchuan turned his head slightly to avoid Jiang Yi's fist, and the smile in his throat could no longer be suppressed:

"Correct me, even if you have a baby, you are not pregnant, but a pregnant husband."

The pronunciation of the two words is too similar, and Jiang is so angry that he wants to hit someone:

"I don't have this function! You think life is a novel!"

After finishing speaking, Jiang Yi looked at Yu Qinchuan suspiciously again:

"Did you secretly read some messy birth articles behind my back?"

My friend, your thoughts are dangerous!

Even if he has a cub, he is still a cub of the soup pot!

Yu Qinchuan teased him so much that his face turned red, and after coaxing him for a long time, he said again:

"But Ah Yi, don't worry."

Just as Jiang Yi wanted to make him feel at ease, he listened to Yu Qinchuan's serious analysis:

"Even if life is Jataka, it's not easy for you to think about it. After all, we rarely don't wear condoms, and when we don't have condoms, we clean them up carefully afterwards."

I don't know if it was an illusion, but Jiang Yi could hear a trace of regret in Yu Qinchuan's tone.

Jiang Yi called him a good guy in his heart:

Dare you really want to live in the birth text? ?

Seeing Yu Qinchuan with such a handsome face, and calmly speaking such large-scale words of tiger and wolf, Jiang Yi didn't know whether to be angry or admired for a moment.

The expression twisted for a moment, Jiang Yi took a few deep breaths, and finally looked at Yu Qinchuan with a wooden face:

"Yu Qinchuan, if you want to die, just say so, I will help you, so you don't have to beat around the bush and jump back and forth on the verge of death."

"Okay, I'm just joking so you don't get so nervous." Yu Qinchuan accepted it as soon as he saw it, begging for mercy.

No longer teasing him, Jiang Yi calmed down and hated that she didn't perform well just now, and was upset.

Mr. Jiang racked his brains to figure out how to make up for the situation, and finally his eyes lit up, and he finally thought of a sentence.

So Yu Qinchuan, who was driving well and thought that the joke about having a baby was over, suddenly heard Jiang Yi say in a vicious tone:

"Even if it's a child, I'm sure I'll keep you from getting out of bed for three days and three nights, and let you stay in bed for ten months to raise your baby!"

In order to strengthen her momentum, Jiang Yi snorted heavily after speaking.

Yu Qinchuan's hands froze, and he almost lost his grip on the steering wheel when he was shocked by Jiang Yi's loud and loud words.

Seeing the momentary sluggishness on Yu Qinchuan's face, Mr. Jiang was very satisfied with the good deterrent effect, and was about to give himself a thumbs up, but Yu Qinchuan suddenly laughed out loud.

Yu Qinchuan rarely laughed so presumptuously.Jiang Yi's half-stretched thumbs instantly withered.

Yu Qinchuan's shoulders trembled, and Jiang Yi suspected that if he was not driving, the other party would be lying on the steering wheel laughing.

President Jiang was furious: "What are you laughing at?!"

Yu Qinchuan seemed to have been poked into the laughing point suddenly, and spoke with difficulty while laughing:

"Yes, sorry-"

I can't help it.

The author has something to say:

Yizai: Am I wrong?

Sparrow Tea: Hug, sorry.

Qi Baibai: Although but... I can't help it.

That said, folks, it's hard not to laugh out loud.

I didn't expect it, I updated again hahaha

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