Canary and his domestic president

Jiang Yi didn't want to be an evil capitalist, and sincerely suggested that Yu Qinchuan not have to work so diligently in his post in the future.

Take a break when you should. It is not considered a work-related injury for him to die from exhaustion.

"I can work overtime for free." After hearing what he said, Yu Qinchuan smiled at him:

"After all, Mr. Jiang, you have given me too much."

Looking at Yu Qinchuan who felt guilty for not working hard with a high salary, Jiang Yi's mouth twitched: "But I can't."

His ass|buttocks and waist are just as unacceptable as him.

The hardware condition of working overtime does not allow.

Yu Qinchuan confirmed with a smile on his face: "You have to believe in yourself, you can."

I don't know why, seeing the smile on Yu Qinchuan's face at this time, Jiang Yi had the illusion of seeing his brother Jiang Fei for a moment.

The same smile hides a knife, with malicious intentions.

Mr. Jiang thought this would not work, how could the funder be bluffed by the canary?

So he straightened his body and gave Yu Qinchuan a haughty look:

"I'm thinking of you."

Jiang Yi also felt guilty when he said this, and before Yu Qinchuan could spit out any more obscene words, he pushed him back to his seat.

Facts speak louder than words, and Yu Qinchuan didn't try to speak quickly.

The topic of whether it is possible was ended in such a simple and rude manner by Mr. Jiang.

Jiang Yi leaned on the comfortable boss chair, looked at Yu Qinchuan who was working hard, and sighed in her heart——

It’s the uncle who spends money, it’s nice to have money.

After work, Yu Qinchuan asked Jiang Yi to go home alone, saying that he had something to do.

Jiang Yi naturally has no objection: "I haven't restricted your personal freedom, you don't need to report to me where you want to go."

Although Yu Qinchuan followed him, he also had his own family and social circle. Jiang Yi never wanted to keep people close to him.

Yu Qinchuan: "Come back before ten o'clock."

Jiang Yi waved his hand indifferently: "Just don't be late for work tomorrow."

When Yu Qinchuan was away, Jiang Yi called the hotel to deliver dinner, and while eating, he watched the bloody battle that Qi Bai recommended to him yesterday—occasionally, Qi Huang would still recommend him one or two animations or movies with normal plots and no color dramatic.

Jiang Yi likes watching anime more than film and television dramas, and believes that there is not only a gap in body and appearance between real people and paper people, but also a gap in 'acting skills'.

Jiang Yi has heard of the popular anime both at home and abroad, even if he has never seen it, the show Qi Bai recommended to him is exactly the protagonist he likes with both good looks and outstanding combat power.

It doesn't matter if the ability is strong, but the personality is still a bit natural. Jiang Yi, who has watched the clip, said that he couldn't refuse the cuteness of the contrast.

It's a pity that the show is original by the production team, and the popularity itself is not enough. The first season is over and there is not much splash on the Internet. If it weren't for Qi Bai's recommendation of Jiang Yi, I wouldn't know it.

The advantage is that he can watch all sixteen episodes at once.

Jiang Yi doesn't have much self-control. When she finds a good novel and anime, she stays up all night to read it until the latest update. Then she goes to class the next day with two panda eyes on her face.

Not surprisingly, he also stayed up late today. After watching the sixteen episodes, he went to find the commentary to find the clips, and it was almost dawn when Jiang Yi put down his phone.

Woke up at 07:30 and arrived at the company at 08:30. He still had less than three hours of sleep.

When she closed her eyes to feel drowsy, Jiang Yi rejoiced in her heart that she could catch up on sleep in the lounge after going to the company.

Staying up happy will not alleviate the sequelae of staying up late. When woken up by the alarm clock, Jiang Yi's head exploded with pain, and she was groggy and forced to get up, feeling like she could fall asleep at any time.

At this time, he regretted that he couldn't control himself and stayed up late last night.

When eating breakfast, Yu Qinchuan saw how sleepy he was, and was worried that he would put soy milk up his nose:

"Didn't you go back to your room early last night?"

Yu Qinchuan came back at 09:30 yesterday, and the lights in Jiang Yi's room were already turned off when he got home.

Jiang Yi yawned, with physical tears from the corners of her eyes: "Stay up late to see my husband go."

Yu Qinchuan: "???"

After a pause in the movements of his hands, Yu Qinchuan raised his eyes to look at him: "Husband?"

He just left for a few hours, and Jiang Yi's husband came out?

Jiang Yi, who was obviously delirious, didn't realize the seriousness of the matter, and bit his straw and nodded:

"Yeah, he's handsome, I love him!"

Especially when the protagonist turned his head when he beat the villain to the ground, Jiang Yi never stopped taking screenshots, pulling the progress bar to watch it several times, twisting into twists on the bed.

The corner of Yu Qinchuan's mouth was pressed down, his eyes were fixed on his face, and there was a hint of inexplicable meaning in his tone: "Jiang Yi."

Although Jiang Yi was sleepy, his brain hadn't stopped working. When he heard Yu Qinchuan calling him by his first name, his first reaction was——

Big guts!

How can you call the gold master Baba by his first name? !

Still this tone...

Deduction of wages, this must be deduction of wages!

The soy milk stopped drinking, and Jiang Yi, who had caught Yu Qinchuan's braid, looked up at him unwillingly: "What did you call me?"

Yu Qinchuan was not intimidated by Jiang Yi's eyes, he looked into his eyes fixedly, and asked without answering:

"Who did you call husband?"

Listening to his questioning tone, Jiang Yi: "???"

Jiang Yi's sluggish brain finally came to his senses: "Do you think there is someone outside me?"

Yu Qinchuan didn't speak, but his expression and attitude said everything.

Jiang Yi felt speechless and funny, and asked deliberately: "Do you know how many good husbands I have outside?"

Hearing the words 'good husband', Yu Qinchuan's face darkened instantly, and his tone became a little more serious:

"Do you remember our contract?"

During the continuation of the relationship between the two, no matter whether it is spiritual or sexual, both parties are not allowed to engage in flirting outside.

There cannot be a third party, of course Jiang Yi did not forget.

Just looking at Yu Qinchuan's real appearance with the paper man made him feel a little funny.

Jiang Yi wanted to keep teasing him, but the black-faced Yu Qinchuan somehow made him feel a little dangerous,

"Don't worry." Jiang Yi looked at Yu Qinchuan, and it was very difficult to hold back her voice:

"I didn't breach the contract. Your position is very stable and I didn't compete with you."

Jiang Yi told Yu Qinchuan about staying up all night chasing fans, and finally couldn't hold back the smile in his voice anymore, jokingly said:

"Dimensions are different. Even if I call him husband, we can only be together in dreams. You don't have to break through the wall of dimensions to compare with him."

After hearing Jiang Yi's words, Yu Qinchuan was silent for a few seconds, and asked, "So all the good husbands you talk about are paper people?"

Jiang Yi glanced at him: "Otherwise?"

After eating a pot of jealousy with a paper man who does not exist in the real world, Yu Qinchuan not only did not feel embarrassed, but asked Jiang Yi:

"Did you call her husband, did you get her consent?"

Jiang Yi: "?"

Yu Qinchuan's tone was serious: "Without his consent, your behavior is suspected of sexual|harassment|harassment."

Looking at Yu Qinchuan who was on the line, Jiang Yi: "???"

Jiang Yi felt that Yu Qinchuan's brain circuit was absolutely perfect, and he couldn't laugh or cry:

"I'm not the only one who shouted that, according to you, we are all suspected of sexual|harassment|harassment?"

Although Fanju is unpopular, he has many rivals in love.

"Of course." Yu Qinchuan nodded, solemnly:

"Not only suspected of sexual|harassment|harassment, but also suspected of group P."

Jiang Yi: "???"

God fucking group P! !

Jiang Zhong gave Yu Qinchuan a supercilious look, and had nothing to say.

Now they are all in the group P, and furthermore, he is afraid that Yu Qinchuan will call the police and arrest him, the reason is to fight pornography and illegal activities.

…………

After arriving at the company, Jiang Yi plunged into the lounge and prepared to sleep in the dark. Before closing the door, he did not forget to tell Yu Qinchuan:

"Don't bother me if you have nothing to do. You and Si Ze can deal with it if you have anything to do. I'll come in the afternoon if you need to sign."

Yu Qinchuan saw his frivolous footsteps and sighed:

"Staying up late is not good for your health, don't do this in the future."

Jiang Yi also regrets it in his heart now, but he has self-knowledge, knowing that the next time the same situation happens, he will definitely stay up the latest night without hesitation, and cultivate the immortal that hurts the most.

Jiang Yi went to sleep, and Yu Qinchuan shook his head helplessly behind.

Today is free, there is no work that Jiang Yi needs to deal with, Yu Qinchuan was looking at the materials, when Si Ze suddenly pointed his head and said to him:

"Yu Qinchuan, I sent your work account number and password to your email, please check it."

Every official employee of the company has his own job number, which can be used to log in to the company intranet and receive the company's latest developments and work notifications from leaders.

The company's intranet was built by Jiang's own programmers. It has full functions. There are work sections and leisure and relaxation sections, and outsiders can't get in.

The fields that different positions can enter are not the same, the higher the level, the higher the authority.

The intranet review is strict, and Yu Qinchuan has been employed for half a month, and his work account was only issued today.

After getting the account, Yu Qinchuan logged into the system and completed the information before browsing the content.

He is the assistant to the president, and his authority is higher than that of ordinary employees, but the sections that can be accessed in the work area are also quite limited, so he clicked into the leisure area.

There are also many sub-sections in the leisure area, the anonymous chat section with the most people is the anonymous chat section, and at the top of the section is an anonymous group of employees.

In order to allow employees to speak freely, this group can enter and exit at any time, and there is no need to apply repeatedly to join and exit the group. As long as the speech does not violate the law and endanger the company, the administrator will not check your IP.

When Yu Qinchuan entered, everyone in the group was chatting happily, with news one after another.

- I heard that our group will hold a general meeting of shareholders at the end of this month.

- This is a good opportunity to show your face. Do you think the crown prince will let Mr. Jiang go?

-I bet no, the one who has been suppressing Mr. Jiang, went to the shareholder meeting to admit to telling everyone about Mr. Jiang's status, that person would not be so kind.

- Mr. Jiang is too miserable. When I went to work this morning, I bumped into Mr. Jiang. I was so tired that I couldn’t keep my eyes open and went to work. It was too hard.

- They were all born by the same father, isn't that one too much?Mr. Jiang is still a child.

-Today is also a day to shed tears for Xiao Jiang.

- I hope that Xiao Jiang can always go, and then he won't have to rely on others and be suppressed everywhere.

-I don't think it's going to work. I feel that the chairman also likes that one more, and he always prefers that one. Xiao Jiang always has a hard time.

- Mrs. Jiang is too difficult. My father doesn't love my mother, and outsiders are waiting for our company to go bankrupt to make a good joke.

-The main reason is that Mr. Jiang's major is not right for him, and the management company is also unwilling.

-Conspiracy theory, I think Xiao Jiang's total learning of art is also driven by that person, but it's not like Xiao Jiang's total ability surpasses him.

- Hold the grass, can't you?Mr. Xiao Jiang has been painting since elementary school, so he won't be tricking him since he was a child, right?Is the city so deep?

-Think about it.

- Think carefully +1, is this the dark side of the rich?

-...

Yu Qinchuan found out that thanks to the anonymous group, everyone dared to speak, and if their speeches were combined, it was a rich and powerful drama.

Everyone's analysis was well-founded. In their hearts, Jiang Yi was an unfavored little brother who lived in a wealthy family but was bullied by everyone, and Jiang Fei was a cruel and scheming big brother who was persecuted every step of the way.

If he hadn't heard the conversation between Jiang Yi and Jiang Fei before, Yu Qinchuan would have almost believed it.

According to Yu Qinchuan's understanding of Jiang Yi, he felt that the other party might not like the setup of this poor little man from a wealthy family that his employees had set up for him.

After thinking about it again and again, Yu Qinchuan spoke for Jiang Yi, trying to help him establish the majesty of the overlord.

However, as soon as he said a few words, others questioned him one after another:

Are you the undercover agent sent to buy people's hearts?

What do you think, if you think it is useful, why do you still go to work?Why don't you think you're going to win the lottery?

Laughing to death, it turns out that such an obvious fact still has floor cleaners?

People who don’t know think that Xiao Jiang is always being bullied and you are watching XD.

Don't jump to conclusions upstairs, what if someone is really there?

Hahahaha, eavesdropping under the table?

Yu Qinchuan who is not under the table but in the next room: ...

Yu Qinchuan didn't break heads with the others, and resolutely quit the group chat.

Forget it.

Jiang Yi's rich and poor little character is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and everyone's opinions cannot be changed by him in a few words.

He tried hard for his benefactor, but it was useless.

Jiang Yi fell asleep until twelve o'clock, and Yu Qinchuan asked him to get up for lunch.

He was still woken up.

When Yu Qinchuan kissed Jiang Yi at first, the other party didn't make any other movement except frowning, two kisses didn't work, so Yu Qinchuan had to pinch his nose.

The nose was pinched and the lips were blocked, Jiang Yi, who couldn't breathe, finally woke up from sleep.

Caught off guard, Jiang Yi experienced a suffocating pleasure, kicked his feet and opened his eyes, looking at Yu Qinchuan's handsome face so close at hand, he was startled, and reflexively raised his hand and slapped Yu Qinchuan.

Yu Qinchuan reacted quickly, turned his head to the side for a while, and Jiang Yi's hand fell on his head.

After biting Jiang Yi's lips, Yu Qinchuan straightened up and looked at him:

"Ayi, I kindly wake you up, and you will repay your kindness with revenge."

Sucking his nose and sitting up, Jiang Yi looked at Yu Qinchuan, who was the first to complain, and looked at him angrily while feeling palpitating:

"I haven't told you to eat my tofu while I'm sleeping."

Jiang Yi was covered with a cool summer quilt, and as he got up, the thin quilt slid down, all piled up on his abdomen, he lifted the quilt to get up and put on his shoes, Yu Qinchuan lowered his head and looked down, and he could see his snow-white neck and the grain on it. Light colored moles.

Jiang Yi is sensitive and ticklish. Whenever Yu Qinchuan bites his neck and collarbone while driving, he will shrink into the quilt, and at the same time, the reaction in certain places will be very strong.

Yu Qinchuan liked to see Jiang Yi's uncontrollable expression, if he hadn't worried that he would go out and meet people...

Withdrawing his gaze from Jiang Yi's neck, Yu Qinchuan put his hand on it and pressed it lightly twice:

"Can the matter between us be called eating tofu?"

It's all normal operation.

"Itchy." Jiang Yi slapped away the other party's messy hands on her neck.

The smooth and delicate touch disappeared, and Yu Qinchuan lowered his hand and twirled his fingertips:

"Your voice sounds a little hoarse, and your throat is uncomfortable?"

After washing her hands, Jiang Yi came out with water droplets: "The temperature of the air conditioner is too low, and my throat is a bit dry."

The air conditioner in the lounge is facing the bed. Jiang Yi likes to kick the quilt while sleeping, so she may catch a cold.

Yu Qinchuan raised his hand, Jiang Yi quickly took a step back: "What are you doing?"

Want to get your hands dirty again?

This is in the office, in case the gun goes off... Sigh.

After a full sleep, Jiang Yi regained her energy and wanted to touch the little yellow waste in her brain again.

There are also a lot of office plays in the tutorials he watched, and the stimulation of doing ridiculous things in certain serious scenes is different.

He and Yu Qinchuan even experienced mirror play in the bathroom once. Although the process was shameful and fatal, I have to admit that the aftertaste is quite wonderful.

The pleasure I gained at that time is to the point where I can move even thinking about it now.

It has been more than half a month since Yu Qinchuan joined the job, and the office play has not been unlocked, Jiang Yi reflected in his heart——

Is it too conservative and prudent to take advantage of favorable conditions and give up?

In addition, Jin mainly has his condition, and he may have left footprints in every corner of the office.

It takes a lot of courage to play, maybe you have to press the canary in front of the huge and bright floor-to-ceiling windows to experience a high-altitude vertigo and suffocation play.

The front is the cold glass, and the back is the fiery body. Under the double sky of ice and fire, the pleasure I experience is like the super double in Dou Di Zhu.

Jiang Yi couldn't stop the car when he was driving meat, and Yu Qinchuan's usual expression seemed to be full, which made him suspect that the other party was trying to pick his clothes off when he saw the other party stretching out his hand in this situation.

Yu Qinchuan stopped his hand in mid-air, and replied, "I want to touch your forehead to see if it's hot."

After staying up late last night and turning on the air conditioner all morning, Jiang Yi said that he was not feeling well, and Yu Qinchuan was afraid that he would catch a cold.

Jiang Yi: "...Oh."

Turns out he was the clown again.

None of the luxury sports cars in his mind could go on the road, Jiang Yi took two steps towards Yu Qinchuan, and pressed his forehead against Yu Qinchuan's hand with a 'slap'.

"It's not hot." When Yu Qinchuan withdrew his hand, he helped Jiang Yi tidy up his messy sleeping hair:

"If you still feel unwell in the afternoon, drink cold medicine."

The medicine is three-point poisonous. If the body can heal itself in a short time, it is better to take less medicine.

Jiang Yi clicked in response, and showed the majesty of a gold master: "I don't want to move, you can make it for me when the time comes."

It's a pity that Yu Qinchuan didn't feel his majesty: "Don't act like a baby, don't stay up late in the future."

Mr. Jiang who was being led by Yu Qinchuan to go out: "???"

behave in a spoiled manner? ?Friend, do you misunderstand me?

Jiang Yi looked down at the hands held together by the two, and the villain in his heart swiped his emoji with confidence——

If my casserole-sized fist falls, you may die.jpg

The prime minister could pull a boat in his stomach, and Mr. Jiang looked at Yu Qinchuan's back and decided to forgive his Canary's ignorance.

Mr. Jiang brought out his classic quotation: Isn’t the canary just for pets?

One minute later, facing the broccoli in his bowl, Jiang Yi felt that he was a big bird and a canary, so he didn't want to be spoiled!

Facing Jiang Yi's resentful gaze, Yu Qinchuan's expression was calm:

"Ayi, are you picky about food?"

Such an obvious aggressive method will not be fooled: "In my recipe, broccoli is not a food."

Jiang Yi felt that the taste of broccoli was very strange, bitter and astringent, and he felt like a sheep eating grass after taking a bite.

It was the first time seeing a picky eater so confident, Yu Qinchuan laughed:

"This is dry-stir-fried after soaking in water, not bitter."

Yu Qinchuan said that Jiang Yi's physique is too poor, and he doesn't like to exercise, so he can only rely on food supplements, eat more foods with high nutritional value, mix meat and vegetables, and have balanced nutrition...

"That means you ordered this broccoli for me on purpose?" Jiang Yi interrupted Yu Qinchuan's long speech.

Yu Qinchuan nodded.

Jiang Yi snorted and picked all the broccoli into his bowl: "You'd better eat it by yourself."

After giving Yu Qinchuan all the food he didn't like, Jiang Yi hugged her bowl and shrank to the side, for fear that Yu Qinchuan would bring it back to him again.

Looking at Jiang Yi who looked like a thief, Yu Qinchuan was helpless:

"If you only eat meat but no vegetables, where does your meat go?"

It was Yu Qinchuan who said this and glanced at Jiang Yi's buttocks. This man was covered with a few taels of flesh.

"Where are you looking?" Jiang Yi glared at him: "Be careful, I will sue you for sexual|harassment|harassment."

Jiang Yi used Yu Qinchuan's words this morning to block him, but the latter raised his eyebrows and asked seriously:

"Then do we count as sexual|harassment|harassment in the workplace or is it that a subordinate seduces a superior?"

Jiang Yi: "..."

Mr. Jiang choked, and looked at Yu Qinchuan with that familiar condemnation again:

It's still your show, sorry to bother you.

He doesn't always have a long memory, so it's unnecessary to say such a sentence.

…………

Jiang Yi still had a cold in the end, from a dry throat to a sore throat, and finally to red | swollen and inflamed tonsils.

After Qi Bai knew that his friend's tonsils were red and inflamed, he was still the first to send humanistic care:

"The tonsils are all swollen, Yizai, are you and Yu Qinchuan usually so big?"

"It's good to play with colors, but pay attention to your body and don't spoil yourself."

Hearing Qi Bai's two voices, Jiang Yi didn't react at first, and wondered what his illness had to do with Yu Qinchuan.

It wasn't Yu Qinchuan who made him sick.

Just as Jiang Yi pressed the up-talk button with his finger, he was about to ask Qi Bai what he meant, when he glanced up from the corner of his eye, he saw the word "oh" that Qi Bai sent him when he ended the chat last time.

At that moment, Jiang Yifu came to his heart, had a flash of inspiration, sparkled... Ah no, solitaire is forbidden!

In short, after a quick glance, Jiang Yi was inspired by the word "oh", and he read the word separately in his heart, and he immediately understood the meaning of Qi Bai.

Jiang Yi, whose face was crushed by the wheel of the car, turned yellow, glanced guiltyly at Yu Qinchuan who was cooking pears in the kitchen, and yelled at Qi Bai in a low voice:

"Qi Bai, you are going to die, can you sift through the unscrupulous things in your mind?"

He and Yu Qinchuan were not as chaotic as Qi Bai imagined!

Hearing his hoarse voice, Qi Bai on the other end of the phone clicked his tongue and replied slowly:

"I haven't said anything yet, Yizi, what do you think of so excited?"

Facing Qi Bai's backlash, Jiang Yi's ears turned red with anger:

"I believe you ghost, you dirty king."

Qi Bai didn't hide the fact that he was Qi Huang, and instead teased Jiang Yi:

"Yizai, you have changed. You understand what I said so clearly. You have made great progress. I am very pleased with Baba."

After finishing speaking, before Jiang Yi could speak, Qi Bai sighed in a drawl:

"The ancients said that true knowledge comes from practice, and it really makes sense."

The ancients never lied to me.

Hearing his pretentious exclamation, Jiang Yi gritted her teeth secretly, planning to blow his head off the next time they meet.

Jiang Yi said sincerely: "It's not unreasonable for you to look like this but still be single."

Qi Bai's mouth was too damaged, he took all the bamboo shoots on the mountain.

The national treasure was in tears when he heard it.

Qi Bai smiled and said, "I know that I'm too handsome and others don't deserve it, so you don't need to repeat it."

Jiang Yi's temples twitched:

"Why didn't I see that you were so narcissistic before?"

Qi Bai: "Didn't the lingering Zhao Yuankai give me confidence?"

"Zhao Yuankai's grandson hasn't given up yet?" Jiang Yi frowned when he heard the name.

"Yeah." Qi Bai had a good time: "He didn't know where he got my new phone number, and the news kept bombarding him every day. His rainbow farts made me drift."

Just looking at the content of the text message, people who don't know will think that Zhao Yuankai is some kind of humble lover.

Jiang Yi felt that Qi Bai must have done something bad and unreasonable in his previous life, and that he would meet Zhao Yuankai, a perseverant idiot, in this life.

Jiang Yi: "You must not drift away, just like Zhao Yuankai, once your heart softens, what awaits you in front of you will be forever."

People like Zhao Yuankai definitely have an anti-social personality, and they will do anything to achieve their goals. Jiang Yi was afraid that Qi Bai would not be able to resist Zhao Yuankai's entanglement, so he agreed to him as soon as he got excited.

"I'm soft-hearted!" Qi Bai raised his voice:

"A person like him should be a bachelor for the rest of his life, and don't come out to harm other people."

Qi Bai's attitude was extremely firm: "I would rather be single for the rest of my life than be with that kind of person!"

Hearing what he said, Jiang Yi was relieved:

"That's fine. Call me if you need something. If it doesn't work, find someone to beat up that psychopath."

"That's not necessary." Qi Bai said: "I thought of a good way to deal with him."

Jiang Yi smiled: "You can't help it at last, are you ready to listen to my suggestion and find a fake boyfriend?

Qi Bai: "No, this method of yours is a desperate move, and I don't plan to use it yet."

Qi Bai said that he went to buy the service of 'Calling You to Death', and now Zhao Yuankai receives countless harassing calls and spam messages every day.

"Wonderful." Jiang Yi clapped her hands and cheered:

"Treat him in the same way, let that grandson also taste your suffering, and then he will know how disgusting what he has done."

Qi Bai was proud: "This is called using magic to defeat magic."

The author has something to say:

Qi Baibai, sober in the world: Love can break gender without borders, but it cannot break the boundaries of yin and yang. Thank you.

I'm here, thank you little angels for your support~

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