Canary and his domestic president
Chapter 12 Technology is Damn!He was outmatched by his own canary again!
According to what Jiang Fei said, Jiang Yi really found a black hair that didn't belong to him on the pillow.
He looked at Yu Qinchuan's black hair and felt that his brother should switch careers to the detective world to shine.
Jiang Yi asked Yu Qinchuan: "How did you make it up?"
Yu Qinchuan calmly said, "Don't you have normal social interactions?"
Jiang Yi was stunned for a second, and then realized - that's right, couldn't it be left by a friend who came to play?
There are thousands of reasonable reasons, and it is because he messed up just now.
[JF]: Are you sure it belongs to your friend?
[Crafter]: Yes, I called my friends to eat hot pot at home before.
[JF]: Are you sure?
[Craftsman]: Sure and sure, he sat on the sofa watching TV and chatting after eating, maybe he fell down at that time.
[JF]: Hehe.
Seeing the word "hehe", Jiang Yi had a bad intuition, and the next second he received a message from Jiang Fei:
Edit, you continue to edit.
That hair was put on before I left [smile].
Jiang Yi:! ! !
Jiang Yi was shocked: "My brother lied to me!"
Facing Jiang Yi's accusing eyes, Yu Qinchuan told him not to be angry: "If you bite to death and refuse to admit it, your brother can't help it."
My younger brother is so innocent and easy to be fooled, I didn't expect my elder brother to be so thoughtful.
"My brother must be suspicious." Jiang Yi typed so hard that he wanted to poke a hole in the phone screen, calling his brother treacherous and cunning in his heart.
Seeing his angry appearance, Yu Qinchuan couldn't help smiling:
"Don't worry, they won't break your leg."
Jiang Yi shook her head, and said earnestly to Yu Qinchuan: "Young man, you are still too young."
When he was in junior high school, he skipped a social practice class with Zhou Yuanqing and the others to go to an Internet cafe. His father caught him that day and deducted his pocket money for a month, not to mention his two hands playing games were swollen by rattan canes.
His father was able to do it and never pushed him too much. Since then, Jiang Yi never dared to skip class.
His hands were swollen for a week just by skipping class. He couldn't imagine how his father would be furious when he knew that he had an abnormal social relationship and the other party was a man.
Probably had to break several vines.
Thinking of this, Jiang Yi trembled, and quickly shook her head to get rid of the tragic scene in her mind.
He refused to admit it, Jiang Fei didn't have any evidence and didn't bother him too much, he just warned him that it's okay to make friends, but don't learn from the good ones and learn from the bad ones, otherwise...
Jiang Fei didn't finish the rest of the sentence, but he understood everything.
Putting down the phone, Jiang Yi sighed first, then raised her hand like a grandpa and squeezed Yu Qinchuan's face:
"Now do you know how much sacrifice I made for you? Do you need to know something?"
The golden house hides the charm, the focus is on the charm!
Jiang Yi's intention was to tell Yu Qinchuan to be more honest, and not to cause trouble for him by thinking about going to work.
He hasn't fully mastered the theoretical knowledge, and hasn't got his driver's license yet, so how could he drive without a license.
After hearing Jiang Yi's words, Yu Qinchuan suddenly realized and nodded:
"It turns out that Ah Yi thinks I'm not sensible enough, so I'll pay attention in the future."
Well, children can be taught.
A canary has to look like a canary, don't be too proactive!
Satisfied Mr. Jiang nodded halfway, and was pushed down on the sofa by Yu Qinchuan.
President Jiang: "???"
Yu Qinchuan put his hands on the sofa, shrouded the bewildered Jiang Yi in his own shadow, and smiled charmingly:
"Ayi, don't worry, I won't let you sacrifice for me in vain."
Jiang Yi:? ? ?
Before Jiang Yi opened his mouth to speak, Yu Qinchuan's kiss fell, and Jiang Yi's pupils shrank suddenly:
Oh no, my friend, did you misunderstand something? ?
When the teeth were gently pried open, Jiang Yi's mind began to boil, and he was dizzy thinking——
Ah, it turns out that tongue|kiss feels like this...
Jiang Yi has no memory of the night when he was drunk, even if he gnawed Yu Qinchuan's neck so badly, he doesn't remember how far they went.
The only thing that is certain is that the final process has not been completed.
After Yu Qinchuan moved in, he was just playing around, so strictly speaking, this was Jiang Yi's first experience of a real kiss since he was conscious.
Compared with Yu Qinchuan's flexibility, Jiang Yi's usually eloquent tongue is now like a piece of wood.
After being released by Yu Qinchuan, Jiang Yi stared blankly at the person in front of him.
Yu Qinchuan rubbed his thumb twice on his rosy lips, and asked in a low tone:
"Is Ah Yi satisfied with my service?"
Jiang Yi blinked slowly, facing Yu Qinchuan's teasing smiling eyes, the first reaction after waking up was:
Why is Yu Qinchuan's kissing skills so good?
hateful!He was outmatched by his own canary again!
The second thought is: It seems to be quite comfortable to do stuff?
Hey, the money was not in vain.
But Mr. Jiang wanted face, so he pretended to be disgusted and turned his face away:
"Satisfied ass, my teeth are biting my tongue, do you know how to kiss?"
Yu Qinchuan raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, and glanced down at him, instead of arguing with the stubborn dead duck, he said along the way:
"Then you come, I will learn from you."
His neck turned red from Yu Qinchuan's glance, and Jiang Yi, flustered with embarrassment, moved his legs and changed his position.
Yu Qinchuan's body temperature was too high, and being held in his arms, Jiang Yi subconsciously wanted to escape, but for the sake of the dignity of the benefactor, he spoke noblely and glamorously:
"Wait until next time, I'll teach you when I'm in a good mood."
Knowing that someone wants to save face, Yu Qinchuan didn't expose him, implying something:
"Then before you teach me, do you want me to help you first?"
As he spoke, Yu Qinchuan glanced down at him again, it was self-evident what he was helping.
Jiang Yi pushed Yu Qinchuan away, her old face turned yellow:
"No, no need."
Having not been self-reliant for a long time, Jiang Yi responded with just a kiss, and Jiang Yi was so embarrassed that she wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in.
Xiao Xiaoyi, you are too disappointing, Dad is very disappointed in you!
Yu Qinchuan looked at him with a smile: "I'm happy to help."
Jiang Yi: I don't want to! !
In order to make himself look like a seasoned veteran driver, Jiang Yi pretended to be calm:
"I can do it myself."
Yu Qinchuan: "This is my job."
Jiang Yi poked her neck: "You are so bad at kissing, you should practice more before talking about other things."
After speaking, Jiang Yi got up and walked towards the room as if fleeing.
Looking at Jiang Yi's back that seemed to be caught by him after a second, so that he even walked and jumped with a sense of joy, Yu Qinchuan said loudly:
"Then Ah Yi, you have to practice more with me in the future."
Jiang Yi's answer to Yu Qinchuan was to slam the door shut.
After a few seconds, Jiang Yi's angry voice came from the room:
"You can't fucking teach yourself?"
"I'm not a lab rat!"
Yu Qinchuan was taken aback for a moment, but finally couldn't help laughing out loud.
After DIY by himself, Jiang Yi took a shower, and after entering the sage mode, he lay on the bed with the word 'too' thinking about life.
Kissing with Yu Qinchuan not only does not dislike but also reacts, it turns out that he is really gay!
Why did you tell your family this?
With such a serious issue, it is obviously not feasible to cry, make trouble and act like a baby.
Just when Jiang Yi was sighing for his future, the ringtone of the mobile phone disrupted his train of thought.
Seeing the caller, Jiang Yi frowned first, and said angrily:
"Is something wrong?"
The caller, Jiang Huai, is Jiang Yi's cousin. After the call was connected, his tone was surprised:
"Jiang Yi, why are you listless when you hear the voice?"
"I see that you are going to be an anchor in your circle of friends? Look at you, although the company given to you by your family is small, but you have just graduated and have no experience. No matter how hard you work, the annual turnover is tens of millions. You Why do you need to be an anchor, so you can earn a little money?"
"If you are short of money, you really can't tell me, brother Huai, we are a family, and I can't watch you starve to death, can I?"
"Then what anchor, it's so embarrassing to say it."
Jiang Yi listened to Jiang Huaiming's caring words that were actually ridiculed, secretly annoyed that she forgot to block Jiang Huai when she posted yesterday.
Jiang Yi never waited to see his uncle's family, whenever something happened to his family, he would immediately come over smelling like flies.
Especially my cousin Jiang Huai, since he was a child, the other party always speaks in a strange way, beating around the bush.
Jiang Yi was impatient to hear Jiang Huai's persuasion, and interrupted him directly:
"Say something."
Jiang Huai's tirade was forced to stop, but he was not angry, saying that Jiang Yi had the heart of a child after all.
After preaching in the tone of his cousin for a long time, Jiang Huai finally got to the point before Jiang Yi rolled his eyes and was about to hang up the phone:
"This Saturday is my 30th birthday. I will hold a birthday party in the old house. You must come, Xiaoyi."
Jiang Huai didn't give Jiang Yi a chance to refuse, and asked the driver to pick him up when the time came.
Don't wait to see Jiang Huai, he is also his cousin by blood, even if Jiang Huai doesn't call to invite him personally, his family will ask Jiang Yi to go back.
Jiang Yi scratched her hair irritably at the thought of having to play the role of brothers and sisters with Jiang Huai in front of everyone again.
It's better to let him practice kissing skills with Yu Qinchuan at home.
…………
On the day of Jiang Huai's birthday, Jiang Yijiao was almost healed. After changing his clothes, he said to Yu Qinchuan:
"I'm not coming back to sleep tonight."
His grandparents lived in the old house, so he went back, and it was unreasonable to stay for one night.
Yu Qinchuan nodded: "I'll see you off?"
Jiang Yi: "No, the driver is waiting downstairs."
Yu Qinchuan raised his hand to straighten his collar: "Then I'll wait for you at home."
Every time at this time, Jiang Yi felt that Yu Qinchuan looked like a canary again.
How cute, how gentle and considerate.
Mr. Jiang gave his canary a farewell kiss without hesitation, euphemistically saying:
reward.
When Jiang Yi, who had given the reward, got in the car back to Jiang's house, he applauded himself in his heart:
There are clear rewards and punishments, Jiang Yi, you were a gold master just now, and that's great!
Mr. Jiang is very satisfied with his performance just now, and feels that he has been passively pulling back a victory, and he always has a smile on his face when he returns home.
Jiang Huai's 30th birthday party was very luxuriously arranged. In addition to relatives and friends, he also invited the boss who had business dealings with Jiang's family.
Jiang's garden was arranged like a reception, Jiang Huai had invited a band, and the violinist was playing soothing music.
The banquet started at twelve o'clock on time. Jiang Yi arrived early, and there were not many guests. He was not good at socializing. After greeting his family, he ran to the gazebo to hide.
"Jiang Yi, so you are here."
Jiang Yi lowered his head to play with his mobile phone, when someone called his name in his ear, turned his head and saw Zhou Yuanqing in a black suit.
After the Qingyan bar last time, the two haven't seen each other for a while.
Jiang Yi looked at Zhou Yuanqing: "You are here too, today you are dressed like a dog."
Zhou Yuanqing smiled, went to sit beside him, and looked around:
"Where's your little lover? Didn't you bring it today?"
Jiang Yi gave him a funny look: "Aren't you asking knowingly?"
Give him ten more guts, he wouldn't dare to bring Yu Qinchuan home.
Unless you want to drink trotter soup.
"That's right." Zhou Yuanqing nodded, and said softly:
"You really can't show his status."
Hearing his words, Jiang Yi stopped playing the game and frowned at Zhou Yuanqing:
"Are you infected by Jiang Huai? How can you speak in a strange way?"
The author has something to say:
Yi Zai: The tea in the tea will not work in front of me.
Zhou Yuanqing: ...
!
He looked at Yu Qinchuan's black hair and felt that his brother should switch careers to the detective world to shine.
Jiang Yi asked Yu Qinchuan: "How did you make it up?"
Yu Qinchuan calmly said, "Don't you have normal social interactions?"
Jiang Yi was stunned for a second, and then realized - that's right, couldn't it be left by a friend who came to play?
There are thousands of reasonable reasons, and it is because he messed up just now.
[JF]: Are you sure it belongs to your friend?
[Crafter]: Yes, I called my friends to eat hot pot at home before.
[JF]: Are you sure?
[Craftsman]: Sure and sure, he sat on the sofa watching TV and chatting after eating, maybe he fell down at that time.
[JF]: Hehe.
Seeing the word "hehe", Jiang Yi had a bad intuition, and the next second he received a message from Jiang Fei:
Edit, you continue to edit.
That hair was put on before I left [smile].
Jiang Yi:! ! !
Jiang Yi was shocked: "My brother lied to me!"
Facing Jiang Yi's accusing eyes, Yu Qinchuan told him not to be angry: "If you bite to death and refuse to admit it, your brother can't help it."
My younger brother is so innocent and easy to be fooled, I didn't expect my elder brother to be so thoughtful.
"My brother must be suspicious." Jiang Yi typed so hard that he wanted to poke a hole in the phone screen, calling his brother treacherous and cunning in his heart.
Seeing his angry appearance, Yu Qinchuan couldn't help smiling:
"Don't worry, they won't break your leg."
Jiang Yi shook her head, and said earnestly to Yu Qinchuan: "Young man, you are still too young."
When he was in junior high school, he skipped a social practice class with Zhou Yuanqing and the others to go to an Internet cafe. His father caught him that day and deducted his pocket money for a month, not to mention his two hands playing games were swollen by rattan canes.
His father was able to do it and never pushed him too much. Since then, Jiang Yi never dared to skip class.
His hands were swollen for a week just by skipping class. He couldn't imagine how his father would be furious when he knew that he had an abnormal social relationship and the other party was a man.
Probably had to break several vines.
Thinking of this, Jiang Yi trembled, and quickly shook her head to get rid of the tragic scene in her mind.
He refused to admit it, Jiang Fei didn't have any evidence and didn't bother him too much, he just warned him that it's okay to make friends, but don't learn from the good ones and learn from the bad ones, otherwise...
Jiang Fei didn't finish the rest of the sentence, but he understood everything.
Putting down the phone, Jiang Yi sighed first, then raised her hand like a grandpa and squeezed Yu Qinchuan's face:
"Now do you know how much sacrifice I made for you? Do you need to know something?"
The golden house hides the charm, the focus is on the charm!
Jiang Yi's intention was to tell Yu Qinchuan to be more honest, and not to cause trouble for him by thinking about going to work.
He hasn't fully mastered the theoretical knowledge, and hasn't got his driver's license yet, so how could he drive without a license.
After hearing Jiang Yi's words, Yu Qinchuan suddenly realized and nodded:
"It turns out that Ah Yi thinks I'm not sensible enough, so I'll pay attention in the future."
Well, children can be taught.
A canary has to look like a canary, don't be too proactive!
Satisfied Mr. Jiang nodded halfway, and was pushed down on the sofa by Yu Qinchuan.
President Jiang: "???"
Yu Qinchuan put his hands on the sofa, shrouded the bewildered Jiang Yi in his own shadow, and smiled charmingly:
"Ayi, don't worry, I won't let you sacrifice for me in vain."
Jiang Yi:? ? ?
Before Jiang Yi opened his mouth to speak, Yu Qinchuan's kiss fell, and Jiang Yi's pupils shrank suddenly:
Oh no, my friend, did you misunderstand something? ?
When the teeth were gently pried open, Jiang Yi's mind began to boil, and he was dizzy thinking——
Ah, it turns out that tongue|kiss feels like this...
Jiang Yi has no memory of the night when he was drunk, even if he gnawed Yu Qinchuan's neck so badly, he doesn't remember how far they went.
The only thing that is certain is that the final process has not been completed.
After Yu Qinchuan moved in, he was just playing around, so strictly speaking, this was Jiang Yi's first experience of a real kiss since he was conscious.
Compared with Yu Qinchuan's flexibility, Jiang Yi's usually eloquent tongue is now like a piece of wood.
After being released by Yu Qinchuan, Jiang Yi stared blankly at the person in front of him.
Yu Qinchuan rubbed his thumb twice on his rosy lips, and asked in a low tone:
"Is Ah Yi satisfied with my service?"
Jiang Yi blinked slowly, facing Yu Qinchuan's teasing smiling eyes, the first reaction after waking up was:
Why is Yu Qinchuan's kissing skills so good?
hateful!He was outmatched by his own canary again!
The second thought is: It seems to be quite comfortable to do stuff?
Hey, the money was not in vain.
But Mr. Jiang wanted face, so he pretended to be disgusted and turned his face away:
"Satisfied ass, my teeth are biting my tongue, do you know how to kiss?"
Yu Qinchuan raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, and glanced down at him, instead of arguing with the stubborn dead duck, he said along the way:
"Then you come, I will learn from you."
His neck turned red from Yu Qinchuan's glance, and Jiang Yi, flustered with embarrassment, moved his legs and changed his position.
Yu Qinchuan's body temperature was too high, and being held in his arms, Jiang Yi subconsciously wanted to escape, but for the sake of the dignity of the benefactor, he spoke noblely and glamorously:
"Wait until next time, I'll teach you when I'm in a good mood."
Knowing that someone wants to save face, Yu Qinchuan didn't expose him, implying something:
"Then before you teach me, do you want me to help you first?"
As he spoke, Yu Qinchuan glanced down at him again, it was self-evident what he was helping.
Jiang Yi pushed Yu Qinchuan away, her old face turned yellow:
"No, no need."
Having not been self-reliant for a long time, Jiang Yi responded with just a kiss, and Jiang Yi was so embarrassed that she wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in.
Xiao Xiaoyi, you are too disappointing, Dad is very disappointed in you!
Yu Qinchuan looked at him with a smile: "I'm happy to help."
Jiang Yi: I don't want to! !
In order to make himself look like a seasoned veteran driver, Jiang Yi pretended to be calm:
"I can do it myself."
Yu Qinchuan: "This is my job."
Jiang Yi poked her neck: "You are so bad at kissing, you should practice more before talking about other things."
After speaking, Jiang Yi got up and walked towards the room as if fleeing.
Looking at Jiang Yi's back that seemed to be caught by him after a second, so that he even walked and jumped with a sense of joy, Yu Qinchuan said loudly:
"Then Ah Yi, you have to practice more with me in the future."
Jiang Yi's answer to Yu Qinchuan was to slam the door shut.
After a few seconds, Jiang Yi's angry voice came from the room:
"You can't fucking teach yourself?"
"I'm not a lab rat!"
Yu Qinchuan was taken aback for a moment, but finally couldn't help laughing out loud.
After DIY by himself, Jiang Yi took a shower, and after entering the sage mode, he lay on the bed with the word 'too' thinking about life.
Kissing with Yu Qinchuan not only does not dislike but also reacts, it turns out that he is really gay!
Why did you tell your family this?
With such a serious issue, it is obviously not feasible to cry, make trouble and act like a baby.
Just when Jiang Yi was sighing for his future, the ringtone of the mobile phone disrupted his train of thought.
Seeing the caller, Jiang Yi frowned first, and said angrily:
"Is something wrong?"
The caller, Jiang Huai, is Jiang Yi's cousin. After the call was connected, his tone was surprised:
"Jiang Yi, why are you listless when you hear the voice?"
"I see that you are going to be an anchor in your circle of friends? Look at you, although the company given to you by your family is small, but you have just graduated and have no experience. No matter how hard you work, the annual turnover is tens of millions. You Why do you need to be an anchor, so you can earn a little money?"
"If you are short of money, you really can't tell me, brother Huai, we are a family, and I can't watch you starve to death, can I?"
"Then what anchor, it's so embarrassing to say it."
Jiang Yi listened to Jiang Huaiming's caring words that were actually ridiculed, secretly annoyed that she forgot to block Jiang Huai when she posted yesterday.
Jiang Yi never waited to see his uncle's family, whenever something happened to his family, he would immediately come over smelling like flies.
Especially my cousin Jiang Huai, since he was a child, the other party always speaks in a strange way, beating around the bush.
Jiang Yi was impatient to hear Jiang Huai's persuasion, and interrupted him directly:
"Say something."
Jiang Huai's tirade was forced to stop, but he was not angry, saying that Jiang Yi had the heart of a child after all.
After preaching in the tone of his cousin for a long time, Jiang Huai finally got to the point before Jiang Yi rolled his eyes and was about to hang up the phone:
"This Saturday is my 30th birthday. I will hold a birthday party in the old house. You must come, Xiaoyi."
Jiang Huai didn't give Jiang Yi a chance to refuse, and asked the driver to pick him up when the time came.
Don't wait to see Jiang Huai, he is also his cousin by blood, even if Jiang Huai doesn't call to invite him personally, his family will ask Jiang Yi to go back.
Jiang Yi scratched her hair irritably at the thought of having to play the role of brothers and sisters with Jiang Huai in front of everyone again.
It's better to let him practice kissing skills with Yu Qinchuan at home.
…………
On the day of Jiang Huai's birthday, Jiang Yijiao was almost healed. After changing his clothes, he said to Yu Qinchuan:
"I'm not coming back to sleep tonight."
His grandparents lived in the old house, so he went back, and it was unreasonable to stay for one night.
Yu Qinchuan nodded: "I'll see you off?"
Jiang Yi: "No, the driver is waiting downstairs."
Yu Qinchuan raised his hand to straighten his collar: "Then I'll wait for you at home."
Every time at this time, Jiang Yi felt that Yu Qinchuan looked like a canary again.
How cute, how gentle and considerate.
Mr. Jiang gave his canary a farewell kiss without hesitation, euphemistically saying:
reward.
When Jiang Yi, who had given the reward, got in the car back to Jiang's house, he applauded himself in his heart:
There are clear rewards and punishments, Jiang Yi, you were a gold master just now, and that's great!
Mr. Jiang is very satisfied with his performance just now, and feels that he has been passively pulling back a victory, and he always has a smile on his face when he returns home.
Jiang Huai's 30th birthday party was very luxuriously arranged. In addition to relatives and friends, he also invited the boss who had business dealings with Jiang's family.
Jiang's garden was arranged like a reception, Jiang Huai had invited a band, and the violinist was playing soothing music.
The banquet started at twelve o'clock on time. Jiang Yi arrived early, and there were not many guests. He was not good at socializing. After greeting his family, he ran to the gazebo to hide.
"Jiang Yi, so you are here."
Jiang Yi lowered his head to play with his mobile phone, when someone called his name in his ear, turned his head and saw Zhou Yuanqing in a black suit.
After the Qingyan bar last time, the two haven't seen each other for a while.
Jiang Yi looked at Zhou Yuanqing: "You are here too, today you are dressed like a dog."
Zhou Yuanqing smiled, went to sit beside him, and looked around:
"Where's your little lover? Didn't you bring it today?"
Jiang Yi gave him a funny look: "Aren't you asking knowingly?"
Give him ten more guts, he wouldn't dare to bring Yu Qinchuan home.
Unless you want to drink trotter soup.
"That's right." Zhou Yuanqing nodded, and said softly:
"You really can't show his status."
Hearing his words, Jiang Yi stopped playing the game and frowned at Zhou Yuanqing:
"Are you infected by Jiang Huai? How can you speak in a strange way?"
The author has something to say:
Yi Zai: The tea in the tea will not work in front of me.
Zhou Yuanqing: ...
!
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