Canary and his domestic president

Jiang Yi knew it was wrong to beat someone, but it turned out that a beating was the best way to deal with Zhao Yuankai's idiot.

During the time when Zhao Yuankai entered the hospital, Qi Bai was much quieter around him, and after he was discharged from the hospital, Qi Bai was also much more peaceful.

Qi Bai: "I thought he had a sex change during that time, so it's because of you."

"You don't need to thank me too much." Jiang Yi deeply hid her achievements and fame:

"You're just too good-tempered. If I come and beat him once and for all, and he doesn't dare to pester him, how dare you come after me after graduation."

Wiping off the soup that dripped on the table while he was speaking, and to prevent him from rubbing his clothes, Yu Qinchuan said:

"Don't mislead your friend."

A society ruled by law does not advocate the use of violence to solve problems.

Jiang Yi pouted:

"Do you have a better solution?"

Yu Qinchuan: "Call the police."

Qi Bai shook his head: "He didn't cause any substantial harm to me, so calling the police is useless."

He tried it once. After the police questioned him, he gave Zhao Yuankai a verbal warning and asked Zhao Yuankai to write a letter of guarantee. After the police left, the other party went back to his old ways.

Qi Bai was so disturbed that he finally moved out of the school.

Yu Qinchuan didn't finish his sentence:

"Calling the police is just to keep a record. We can sort out what he did and send it to his parents, teachers, classmates and friends."

Jiang Yi clapped his hands after hearing this: "You can have this."

Let Zhao Yuankai deeply experience what social death is, and let everyone know what kind of disgusting thing he is!

Qi Bai's eyes also lit up: "Why didn't I think of that?"

"But the easiest way." Yu Qinchuan looked at Qi Bai:

"It's you who found a boyfriend, so maybe he will give up."

Qi Bai felt that finding a boyfriend was too difficult, so he skipped this option directly.

When Yu Qinchuan went to the bathroom, Jiang Yi stroked his chin as if thinking, and said to Qi Bai:

"I think it's reliable to find a boyfriend, and let that idiot retreat in the face of difficulties."

Qi Bai was helpless: "It's not that you don't know, as long as I can find it, I won't be single until now."

As if knowing what Jiang Yi wanted to say, Qi Bai spoke before him:

"I don't have any money. It's unrealistic to create a fake one like you. As for Zhao Yuankai's mad dog attribute, he can't get rid of it in the short term, and he can't find someone to pretend to be."

Jiang Yi: "I can help you with this."

"Don't you." Qi Bai refused without hesitation: "We have collided, and it looks fake at first glance."

Having known Qi Bai for a long time, Jiang Yi could instantly understand what he meant by the collision sign, so she reluctantly said:

"Friends for many years, I can take it for you."

"puff--"

Qi Bai almost spit out the soup after taking a mouthful.

Qi Bai couldn't help looking at him: "Xiaoyi, where do you have the courage to think that you are an attack?"

Don't you just suffer?

Jiang Yi: "???"

Fuck you actually suffer? !

Qi Bai revealed too much information in one sentence, and Jiang Yi's first reaction was to justify his name and hold his head high:

"Which 1.8-meter-tall hunk have you ever seen is Shou?!"

Jiang Yi once doubted her own sexual orientation, but never doubted her own attributes.

Even if he is bent, it must be the top one!

After listening to Jiang Yi's words, Qi Bai raised his hand and pointed to his nose: "I, 1.8 meters three, accept."

Jiang Yi: "???"

"There is more." The ridicule on Qi Bai's face was undisguised:

"You're still a macho man, you have a deep misunderstanding of yourself, baby."

Jiang Yi once again felt that her ability was being questioned, and just about to refute Yu Qinchuan, she opened the door and came in.

Seeing Yu Qinchuan come in, Qi Bai lowered his voice and said to the unconvinced Jiang Yi:

"Give up, Xiaoyi, there is no future for the dwarf to attack."

Jiang Yi: "!!!"

Canary was taller than himself, and Jiang, who was poked in the sore spot, was incompetent and furious.

He thinks that Qi Bai looks good but is still single, the main reason is because the other party is too venomous.

Shorty Gong, what a sad title!

He is obviously a big fierce 1! !

When walking back after eating, Yu Qinchuan found that Jiang Yi's eyes always drifted to the top of his head.

Yu Qinchuan raised his hand and stroked his hair:

"Is there something on my head?"

Jiang Yi's eyes were faint: "Did you put on a wig?"

It must be because of his hairstyle, that's why Yu Qinchuan looks so much taller than himself!

Yu Qinchuan shook his head, and Jiang Yi glanced at the soles of his feet, asking if he stepped on the inside.

Yu Qinchuan finally understood what he was struggling with along the way, and laughed:

"Would you like to check?"

"Forget it." Jiang Yi turned his face away: "I still don't want to humiliate myself."

Seeing his sullen look, Yu Qinchuan couldn't help but raised his hand and touched his head:

"You're already tall."

Jiang Yi patted Yu Qinchuan's restless paw away, gave Yu Qinchuan a white look, and didn't say anything about Qi Bai mocking him as a short man.

Mr. Jiang is going to lose face.

The shameless Mr. Jiang went to work in the afternoon, frantically checked the information and asked netizens for help:

How can a 22-year-old grow taller.

The omnipotent netizen replied: reincarnation.

President Jiang was so angry that he broke the mouse.

Incompetent rage × 2.

…………

The three words 'Short Gong' brought Jiang Yi resentment, which made him determined to play basketball.

23 is still running around, saying that playing basketball can grow taller on the Internet, Jiang Yi thinks that his height can be saved again.

After dinner that day, Jiang Yi had his million-dollar canary on his left hand, and a basketball autographed by a famous international player in his right hand as a gift from a friend.

Changing into a uniform, Jiang Yi skillfully dribbled the ball, squinting at Yu Qinchuan on the opposite side.

Yu Qinchuan slightly bent over in a defensive posture, with a smile in his eyes:

"I don't know how to fight, Ah Yi will let me order later."

Canary asked himself to release water on the court, so what can he do as the sponsor?

What else can I do?Pet it.

With an expression of 'I really can't do anything with you', Jiang Yi nodded and said:

"Tell me in advance that I play very fiercely. Be careful not to be accidentally injured by me later."

The 1V1 officially started, and Jiang Yi calmed down, dribbling the ball and running to the basketball hoop.

The fake moves are shocking, the dribble is amazing, Jiang Yi jumped up and made a neat and beautiful shot...

The evening wind blew up his wide clothes, revealing his thin, white waist without a trace of fat, and the wind blowing by his ears, everything was so perfect.

It would be perfect if the ball was scored.

The basketball didn't even reach the edge of the basket, Jiang Yi coughed and forcibly pulled back:

"Well, it's been a while since I played, let's warm up first."

Yu Qinchuan was quite cooperative:

"You were so fast just now, I couldn't stop you."

Jiang Yi heard that it was okay again, and raised her chin proudly:

"That's right, I'm the bully of our university!"

The source of the name is yet to be studied, the game continued, or Jiang Yi broke through Yu Qinchuan's defense, took off, and shot...

"boom!"

The ball hit the basketball board and missed again.

Jiang Yi let out a 'hiss' when it landed, and Yu Qinchuan patted the ball over, just about to make amends for the little bully on the court, but the next second he saw the little bully jumping on the spot with his left foot off the ground, with a painful expression:

"It hurts..."

Within 5 minutes of playing, Xiaobawang sprained his ankle very promisingly.

The little overlord of the stadium was brutally defeated by Waterloo.

"You." Yu Qinchuan sighed, carefully supported him to sit next to him, and went to buy medicine for Xiaobawang by himself.

When he was buying medicine, Jiang Yi's ankles were also swollen a lot.

Jiang Yi sat and squatted in front of him with Yu Qinchuan, and after spraying him with medicine, he raised his head and asked him:

"Does it hurt?"

Mr. Jiang has lost his face now, only his stubborn mouth is left:

"It doesn't hurt, I just haven't touched the ball for too long, my hands are raw."

His playing skills are really good!

Yu Qinchuan didn't worry too much about Jiang Yi's ball skills, and wanted to carry him back.

Jiang Yi was naturally unwilling, and quickly waved his hand: "I can walk by myself, without you having to carry it."

He is a big man, and he was carried back, is it plausible?

Isn't it true that Qi Bai said that he was a victim? !

It's outrageous, it's really outrageous!

Yu Qinchuan looked at him quietly: "If you want your feet to swell into steamed buns."

Before going on the field, he asked Yu Qinchuan to be careful not to get hurt, and the big words were still in his ears. Now, seeing Yu Qinchuan's calm gaze, Jiang Yi felt guilty for no reason.

Jiang Yi gently moved his ankle, the pain was really painful, finally he gritted his teeth and closed his eyes:

"Forget it, since you insist, I'll give you a chance to show off."

When lying on Yu Qinchuan's back, Jiang Yi realized that the other's back was wider than he thought.

Jiang Yi held the ball on Yu Qinchuan's back, and the small basketball was pressed between his back and chest. Jiang Yi had to try to straighten his chest, feeling that the ball was in the way and panicked.

Yu Qinchuan patted Jiang Yi: "Wrap my hands around my neck and put the basketball in front."

Jiang Yi, who was being photographed, couldn't hold back her surprise: "Where are you shooting your hand?"

Yu Qinchuan: "Smoothly."

Jiang Yi heard the words and muttered in a low voice: "If you change someone, I will sue you for being a hooligan."

He was dissatisfied, but Jiang Yi still did as Yu Qinchuan said, and he felt much better.

Yu Qinchuan reminded: "Go down a little, the ball is blocking my way."

Jiang Yi did as he said, sticking her entire chest to Yu Qinchuan's back, trying to stretch her arms to lower the basketball:

"how about this?"

Yu Qinchuan nodded: "All right."

Jiang Yi let out an 'oh', and kept this posture still.

When he came, he was full of vigor, and when he returned, Jiang Yi lay on Yu Qinchuan's back. If someone passed by and took a look at him, he wished he could bury his face in Yu Qinchuan's clothes.

Yu Qinchuan's clothes carried body heat, giving him a sense of security.

Just now Yu Qinchuan didn't move much, he didn't even break out of sweat, and when he got close, Jiang Yi could smell the light lime fragrance on the opponent's body.

It was the smell of ginger laundry detergent, a smell he was familiar with.

After returning home, Yu Qinchuan asked Jiang Yi who was jumping on one foot:

"You really don't need my help?"

"No need, I can do it myself." Jiang Yi took her changed clothes and jumped to the bathroom.

With that appearance, I was afraid that if I was a step too late, Yu Qinchuan would really want to bathe him.

Yu Qinchuan was worried: "I'm just outside, call me if you need anything."

Jiang Yi responded perfunctorily, but complained in her heart:

It's just a shower, you're not a back scrubber, how can you help?

After jumping into the bathroom with difficulty to put away her clothes and was about to close the door, Jiang Yi turned around when she found that Yu Qinchuan followed her in.

Stand right behind him!

Jiang Yi was startled suddenly, and protected her neckline with a sense of crisis, and looked at Yu Qinchuan defensively:

"What are you doing here? I'm a disabled person now!"

The author has something to say:

Jiang Yi protects his collar: what do you want to do? [horrified face]

Yu Qinchuan smiled: What do you think?

Jiang Yi: Frightened × 2

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