Canary and his domestic president
Chapter 02 When we met, was he leaned over by a dog after he got drunk last night? !
Art student Qi Bai looked at it with his picky eyes full of aesthetics, and felt that Yu Qinchuan was a natural dish in the gay circle.
He didn't understand why Jiang Yi was still hesitating, so he opened the mic passionately:
"The physical examination report is fine, if I were you, I would explode on the spot!"
"Could it be that you want to leave Ba Diao Wuqing, President Huahua's persona?"
Already accustomed to Qi Bai's unrestrained remarks that didn't match his appearance, Jiang Yi frowned into a plain word:
"But he's a man."
Qi Bai was puzzled: "What happened to the man?"
What a man!
Qi Bai envied: "I have to say, Xiao Yiyi, even if you are drunk, your eyesight is very good, this wave is not a loss."
Jiang Yi pointed out the problem:
"But I don't like men. My sexual orientation follows the trend and I'm not gay."
"what?"
Qi Bai was greatly shocked: "Xiao Yiyi, aren't you gay?"
Jiang Yi felt that Qi Bai seemed to have misunderstood something: "?"
Qi Bai blinked: "???"
The two looked at each other, and there was a brief silence.
Qi Bai looked at him seriously: "Xiao Yiyi, do you have any misunderstandings about yourself?"
Jiang Yi: "??"
It's you who misunderstood me!
Jiang Yi: "When did I say I'm gay?!"
Qi Bai said bluntly: "Does this need to be said? Usually you are very gay in every aspect!"
"Gay is gay in gay."
Jiang Yi: "???"
On the screen, Jiang Yi's shocked expression was a bit funny, and Qi Bai sneered:
"If you're not gay, you can flirt with a handsome guy when you're drunk, so what's the point of supporting him with an annual salary of one million?"
"Don't talk about our school, our art department is full of beauties, do you have a look at them in the four years of college?"
"Also, last time, when the 1.9-meter boy from the basketball team asked you to confess, you rejected him in a friendly manner, without any resistance or disgust..."
What Qi Bai said made sense, but Jiang Yi had nothing to refute.
He habitually bit his fingernails and fell into deep thought: Is he really gay?
Gay is actually himself?
After finishing the video with Qi Bai, Jiang Yi not only failed to solve the original problem, but also discovered a new problem——
He himself is most likely gay.
His headaches have increased, which is great.
When Jiang Yi doubted himself, Yu Qinchuan saw that he hadn't responded for a long time, so he sent another message.
[Y]: Why, Mr. Jiang kissed and touched last night, but now he doesn't want to take responsibility?
The corner of Jiang's mouth twitched after he commented, only to feel his headache getting worse.
[Crafter]: I can't explain this on the phone, let's meet up?
【Y】: time, place.
Stand up wherever you fall, Jiang Yi sent the room number to Yu Qinchuan.
When Yu Qinchuan came over, Jiang Yi ran to the bathroom to tidy up for some unknown reason.
Encountering this kind of situation for the first time, he thought about it and reported the progress to Qi Bai in real time.
After seeing the chat screenshot sent by Jiang Yi, Qi Bai made fun of him:
"You canary is quite cold."
Jiang Yi was tired: "It's business, so stop joking."
Qi Bai's expression was two points straight: "Are you really not moved?"
Jiang Yikuang shook his head: "My parents and my brother found out, and they have to break my legs."
Even after graduation, his family's indulgence to him is limited.
He is cowardly, raising canaries or something, he only dares to talk about it after drinking.
So, Jiang Yi uttered the classic saying:
"Even if I, Jiang Yi, jump off Haiding today, it is absolutely impossible for me to take care of a man I have never met before!"
No matter how handsome!
He came to Yu Qinchuan for an interview to discuss how to solve yesterday's incident.
He is not an irresponsible person who plays hooligans after drinking, but he must not be able to take care of him.
"It's a pity." Qi Bai showed regret: "It's a pity that this heavenly vegetable."
Jiang Yi looked at him: "Since you feel it's a pity, do you want it for you?"
"I really want to." Qi Bai sighed quietly: "However, I don't have a mine at home, so I don't have this condition."
No matter how handsome he is, he can only watch.
While talking, Qi Bai suddenly had an idea, and looked at Jiang Yi with piercing eyes:
"Small idea, don't leave the fat and water to outsiders, take care of me, I'm super sweet, why don't you take care of me!"
Before Jiang Yi could speak, Qi Bai touched his chin again:
"When the time comes, I'll use your money to support others, and I won't lose money!"
He is such a clever little devil!
Jiang Yi: "???"
This is the real version - I use your money to spoil others?
People clerk?
Qi Bai thought it was feasible: "What do you think?"
Jiang Yipi smiled but didn't smile: "Heh! Heh!"
Hang up the video decisively.
Jiang Yi felt that it was a mistake for him to discuss the solution with Qi Bai at the beginning.
…………
Half an hour later, when the doorbell rang, Jiang Yi's heart skipped a beat, and she walked over to look at the cat's eyes, and the object whom he had flirted with last night was standing outside the door.
Stretching his head and retracting his head is also a stab, Jiang Yi took a deep breath and opened the door.
When looking at the ID photo, Jiang Yi felt that Yu Qinchuan was already good-looking, but now that the real person was standing in front of him, his first reaction was still——
Fuck, how do real people look better than photos?
I have to say that every photographer who takes ID photos seems to have lighted up the skills that can accurately find the ugliest and ugliest side of a person, and then zoom in on it.
I admire it very much.
According to Yu Qinchuan's physical examination report, his height was 186, half a head taller than Jiang Yi. He was still wearing the same black shirt, but this time the buttons were buttoned to the top, so he couldn't see anything.
But Jiang Yi knew very well what kind of tragedy was under that thin layer of fabric.
Just thinking about those traces... makes me feel ashamed.
Jiang Yi stared at Yu Qinchuan's neck, and finally succeeded in staring at herself embarrassed.
Yu Qinchuan's eyes fell on his red ears, with a half-smile:
"I thought Mr. Jiang would flee."
Jiang Yi hasn't recovered yet, her mouth is quicker than her brain: "Who said I want to escape? I'm not that kind of person!"
Yu Qinchuan raised his eyebrows: "I'm relieved to hear Mr. Jiang say that."
After entering the room, it felt hot, and when he sat down, Yu Qinchuan raised his hand and unbuttoned two buttons to breathe.
Jiang Yi, who came over with two bottles of mineral water, was about to sit down when he glanced at his neck covered in strawberries from the corner of his eye.
Looking at it from a close distance, the visual impact doubled, and Jiang Yi froze suddenly.
Fuck was he bent over by a dog after he got drunk last night? !
Teddy's reincarnation can't eat this effect, right? ?
Yu Qinchuan didn't seem to notice Jiang Yi's red ears that were about to bleed, and thanked him slowly when he took the water.
Originally, Jiang Yi had already planned, and when Yu Qinchuan came, he would talk about the matter, saying that he lost his morals after drinking last night, and what he said didn't count.
As for compensation, as long as Yu Qinchuan asks, he can satisfy any conditions that are not excessive.
From then on, when the bridge returned to the bridge and the road returned, it was as if what happened last night never happened.
But seeing Yu Qinchuan's neck, he couldn't speak those words.
He didn't expect that he would be so beastly and fierce when he was drunk.
It gnaws the collarbone of a person's neck... It hurts just looking at it.
Guilty.
But at this moment, Yu Qinchuan hissed and frowned in pain.
Feeling guilty, Jiang Yi hurriedly asked him what was wrong, whether there was something wrong with the water.
Yu Qinchuan tightened the bottle cap: "It's okay, it's my problem."
Jiang Yi was puzzled when he saw the other party raised his hand and gently touched his lower lip.
Then Jiang Yi noticed the fresh wound on his lips.
Jiang Yi: "..."
Oh, he also gnawed on this lip service last night.
It's not about the water, it's not about Yu Qinchuan, it's about him.
It hurts people to drink water, Jiang Yi was a little restless, and said dryly:
"Hold, sorry, I didn't mean to."
Yu Qinchuan understood what he meant, and generously said that he would be fine in two days, so he didn't have to worry about it.
Yu Qinchuan was so understanding, Jiang Yi blamed himself more and more for feeling that he was not a thing, his head was drooping, and his brain was spinning wildly.
Before he could figure out how to show his cards, Yu Qinchuan suddenly called him:
"Ginger meaning."
Yu Qinchuan's voice was nice, and Jiang Yi's back felt numb when he was called, and subconsciously straightened his back:
"exist!"
Yu Qinchuan laughed lightly from his throat:
"Why is Mr. Jiang so nervous? I thought we had a good time together last night."
Jiang Yi thought to herself that her neck has been gnawed like this, yet you still feel happy?
"Then what..." Jiang Yi cleared his throat in a concealed manner, his eyes flickering:
"To tell you the truth, I had a drink last night, and I really... can't remember anything."
The implication is that he doesn't know whether the relationship is pleasant or not, and what he said is all nonsense, so don't take it seriously!
Yu Qinchuan raised his eyebrows in surprise:
"Can not remember?"
Jiang Yi bowed her head in shame: "Yes."
The smile on Yu Qinchuan's face faded a bit, he looked at him steadily, and said slowly:
"Then last night, Mr. Jiang pulled my hands and feet, kissed me after being rejected, knew that I was short of money due to family reasons, and said firmly that he would take care of me, etc. Did you forget?"
Um?It turned out that Yu Qinchuan agreed to his drunken nonsense because of lack of money?
Jiang Yi lowered her head even lower, speaking earnestly:
"I'm really sorry, you see what compensation you want here, I—"
Yu Qinchuan sneered and interrupted him directly:
"Did Mr. Jiang treat me as the young master who came out to sell me?"
Jiang Yi was startled, shaking her head like a rattle:
"It's not that I didn't, I definitely didn't mean it!"
Yu Qinchuan took a deep breath, glanced at him, stood up suddenly and walked out the door.
Jiang Yi followed him up and reached out to grab his arm:
"where are you going?"
Shaking Jiang Yi's hand away vigorously, Yu Qinchuan said coldly without turning his head:
"Since you don't want to keep me, I don't force it. I will pretend that nothing happened last night. I won't talk nonsense and don't need you to compensate me."
Speaking of this, Yu Qinchuan paused, and then laughed at himself:
"They are all big men. This kind of thing is not a big deal. I will treat it as being bitten by a dog."
Yu Qinchuan's face turned as soon as he said it, and Jiang Yi was caught off guard.
Seeing his back resolutely walking out of the door, Jiang Yi, who couldn't stop him, blurted out in a hurry:
"Take care of you, I take care of you!"
As soon as Jiang Yi said the words, she regretted it, and Yu Qinchuan, who put his hands on the doorknob, finally stopped in his tracks.
Yu Qinchuan turned to look at him:
"Really?"
The words spoken are like water being poured out, and Jiang Yi has fast-forwarded to the tragic scene where her legs were interrupted by her family members.
He nodded with a heavy tone:
"real."
You can't be frivolous. People are really irresponsible.
Jiang Yi is not that kind of person.
Facing his loose mouth, Yu Qinchuan pursed his lips and was not very happy:
"It's fine if you don't want to, don't force yourself."
Seeing this, Jiang Yi quickly put away her sad expression, took his hand and spoke sincerely:
"Not reluctantly, not reluctantly, I am very willing."
The author has something to say:
Qi Bai looked at Jiang Yi: Don't tell me you want to get rid of the ruthless Huahua president's personality?
Yu Qinchuan: With all due respect, farewell drinks are not allowed.
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: I will cry 2 when I am unhappy;
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: Zan Zan Zan Zan 2 bottles; Yu Yu, Dr. Little Red Can 1 bottle;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
He didn't understand why Jiang Yi was still hesitating, so he opened the mic passionately:
"The physical examination report is fine, if I were you, I would explode on the spot!"
"Could it be that you want to leave Ba Diao Wuqing, President Huahua's persona?"
Already accustomed to Qi Bai's unrestrained remarks that didn't match his appearance, Jiang Yi frowned into a plain word:
"But he's a man."
Qi Bai was puzzled: "What happened to the man?"
What a man!
Qi Bai envied: "I have to say, Xiao Yiyi, even if you are drunk, your eyesight is very good, this wave is not a loss."
Jiang Yi pointed out the problem:
"But I don't like men. My sexual orientation follows the trend and I'm not gay."
"what?"
Qi Bai was greatly shocked: "Xiao Yiyi, aren't you gay?"
Jiang Yi felt that Qi Bai seemed to have misunderstood something: "?"
Qi Bai blinked: "???"
The two looked at each other, and there was a brief silence.
Qi Bai looked at him seriously: "Xiao Yiyi, do you have any misunderstandings about yourself?"
Jiang Yi: "??"
It's you who misunderstood me!
Jiang Yi: "When did I say I'm gay?!"
Qi Bai said bluntly: "Does this need to be said? Usually you are very gay in every aspect!"
"Gay is gay in gay."
Jiang Yi: "???"
On the screen, Jiang Yi's shocked expression was a bit funny, and Qi Bai sneered:
"If you're not gay, you can flirt with a handsome guy when you're drunk, so what's the point of supporting him with an annual salary of one million?"
"Don't talk about our school, our art department is full of beauties, do you have a look at them in the four years of college?"
"Also, last time, when the 1.9-meter boy from the basketball team asked you to confess, you rejected him in a friendly manner, without any resistance or disgust..."
What Qi Bai said made sense, but Jiang Yi had nothing to refute.
He habitually bit his fingernails and fell into deep thought: Is he really gay?
Gay is actually himself?
After finishing the video with Qi Bai, Jiang Yi not only failed to solve the original problem, but also discovered a new problem——
He himself is most likely gay.
His headaches have increased, which is great.
When Jiang Yi doubted himself, Yu Qinchuan saw that he hadn't responded for a long time, so he sent another message.
[Y]: Why, Mr. Jiang kissed and touched last night, but now he doesn't want to take responsibility?
The corner of Jiang's mouth twitched after he commented, only to feel his headache getting worse.
[Crafter]: I can't explain this on the phone, let's meet up?
【Y】: time, place.
Stand up wherever you fall, Jiang Yi sent the room number to Yu Qinchuan.
When Yu Qinchuan came over, Jiang Yi ran to the bathroom to tidy up for some unknown reason.
Encountering this kind of situation for the first time, he thought about it and reported the progress to Qi Bai in real time.
After seeing the chat screenshot sent by Jiang Yi, Qi Bai made fun of him:
"You canary is quite cold."
Jiang Yi was tired: "It's business, so stop joking."
Qi Bai's expression was two points straight: "Are you really not moved?"
Jiang Yikuang shook his head: "My parents and my brother found out, and they have to break my legs."
Even after graduation, his family's indulgence to him is limited.
He is cowardly, raising canaries or something, he only dares to talk about it after drinking.
So, Jiang Yi uttered the classic saying:
"Even if I, Jiang Yi, jump off Haiding today, it is absolutely impossible for me to take care of a man I have never met before!"
No matter how handsome!
He came to Yu Qinchuan for an interview to discuss how to solve yesterday's incident.
He is not an irresponsible person who plays hooligans after drinking, but he must not be able to take care of him.
"It's a pity." Qi Bai showed regret: "It's a pity that this heavenly vegetable."
Jiang Yi looked at him: "Since you feel it's a pity, do you want it for you?"
"I really want to." Qi Bai sighed quietly: "However, I don't have a mine at home, so I don't have this condition."
No matter how handsome he is, he can only watch.
While talking, Qi Bai suddenly had an idea, and looked at Jiang Yi with piercing eyes:
"Small idea, don't leave the fat and water to outsiders, take care of me, I'm super sweet, why don't you take care of me!"
Before Jiang Yi could speak, Qi Bai touched his chin again:
"When the time comes, I'll use your money to support others, and I won't lose money!"
He is such a clever little devil!
Jiang Yi: "???"
This is the real version - I use your money to spoil others?
People clerk?
Qi Bai thought it was feasible: "What do you think?"
Jiang Yipi smiled but didn't smile: "Heh! Heh!"
Hang up the video decisively.
Jiang Yi felt that it was a mistake for him to discuss the solution with Qi Bai at the beginning.
…………
Half an hour later, when the doorbell rang, Jiang Yi's heart skipped a beat, and she walked over to look at the cat's eyes, and the object whom he had flirted with last night was standing outside the door.
Stretching his head and retracting his head is also a stab, Jiang Yi took a deep breath and opened the door.
When looking at the ID photo, Jiang Yi felt that Yu Qinchuan was already good-looking, but now that the real person was standing in front of him, his first reaction was still——
Fuck, how do real people look better than photos?
I have to say that every photographer who takes ID photos seems to have lighted up the skills that can accurately find the ugliest and ugliest side of a person, and then zoom in on it.
I admire it very much.
According to Yu Qinchuan's physical examination report, his height was 186, half a head taller than Jiang Yi. He was still wearing the same black shirt, but this time the buttons were buttoned to the top, so he couldn't see anything.
But Jiang Yi knew very well what kind of tragedy was under that thin layer of fabric.
Just thinking about those traces... makes me feel ashamed.
Jiang Yi stared at Yu Qinchuan's neck, and finally succeeded in staring at herself embarrassed.
Yu Qinchuan's eyes fell on his red ears, with a half-smile:
"I thought Mr. Jiang would flee."
Jiang Yi hasn't recovered yet, her mouth is quicker than her brain: "Who said I want to escape? I'm not that kind of person!"
Yu Qinchuan raised his eyebrows: "I'm relieved to hear Mr. Jiang say that."
After entering the room, it felt hot, and when he sat down, Yu Qinchuan raised his hand and unbuttoned two buttons to breathe.
Jiang Yi, who came over with two bottles of mineral water, was about to sit down when he glanced at his neck covered in strawberries from the corner of his eye.
Looking at it from a close distance, the visual impact doubled, and Jiang Yi froze suddenly.
Fuck was he bent over by a dog after he got drunk last night? !
Teddy's reincarnation can't eat this effect, right? ?
Yu Qinchuan didn't seem to notice Jiang Yi's red ears that were about to bleed, and thanked him slowly when he took the water.
Originally, Jiang Yi had already planned, and when Yu Qinchuan came, he would talk about the matter, saying that he lost his morals after drinking last night, and what he said didn't count.
As for compensation, as long as Yu Qinchuan asks, he can satisfy any conditions that are not excessive.
From then on, when the bridge returned to the bridge and the road returned, it was as if what happened last night never happened.
But seeing Yu Qinchuan's neck, he couldn't speak those words.
He didn't expect that he would be so beastly and fierce when he was drunk.
It gnaws the collarbone of a person's neck... It hurts just looking at it.
Guilty.
But at this moment, Yu Qinchuan hissed and frowned in pain.
Feeling guilty, Jiang Yi hurriedly asked him what was wrong, whether there was something wrong with the water.
Yu Qinchuan tightened the bottle cap: "It's okay, it's my problem."
Jiang Yi was puzzled when he saw the other party raised his hand and gently touched his lower lip.
Then Jiang Yi noticed the fresh wound on his lips.
Jiang Yi: "..."
Oh, he also gnawed on this lip service last night.
It's not about the water, it's not about Yu Qinchuan, it's about him.
It hurts people to drink water, Jiang Yi was a little restless, and said dryly:
"Hold, sorry, I didn't mean to."
Yu Qinchuan understood what he meant, and generously said that he would be fine in two days, so he didn't have to worry about it.
Yu Qinchuan was so understanding, Jiang Yi blamed himself more and more for feeling that he was not a thing, his head was drooping, and his brain was spinning wildly.
Before he could figure out how to show his cards, Yu Qinchuan suddenly called him:
"Ginger meaning."
Yu Qinchuan's voice was nice, and Jiang Yi's back felt numb when he was called, and subconsciously straightened his back:
"exist!"
Yu Qinchuan laughed lightly from his throat:
"Why is Mr. Jiang so nervous? I thought we had a good time together last night."
Jiang Yi thought to herself that her neck has been gnawed like this, yet you still feel happy?
"Then what..." Jiang Yi cleared his throat in a concealed manner, his eyes flickering:
"To tell you the truth, I had a drink last night, and I really... can't remember anything."
The implication is that he doesn't know whether the relationship is pleasant or not, and what he said is all nonsense, so don't take it seriously!
Yu Qinchuan raised his eyebrows in surprise:
"Can not remember?"
Jiang Yi bowed her head in shame: "Yes."
The smile on Yu Qinchuan's face faded a bit, he looked at him steadily, and said slowly:
"Then last night, Mr. Jiang pulled my hands and feet, kissed me after being rejected, knew that I was short of money due to family reasons, and said firmly that he would take care of me, etc. Did you forget?"
Um?It turned out that Yu Qinchuan agreed to his drunken nonsense because of lack of money?
Jiang Yi lowered her head even lower, speaking earnestly:
"I'm really sorry, you see what compensation you want here, I—"
Yu Qinchuan sneered and interrupted him directly:
"Did Mr. Jiang treat me as the young master who came out to sell me?"
Jiang Yi was startled, shaking her head like a rattle:
"It's not that I didn't, I definitely didn't mean it!"
Yu Qinchuan took a deep breath, glanced at him, stood up suddenly and walked out the door.
Jiang Yi followed him up and reached out to grab his arm:
"where are you going?"
Shaking Jiang Yi's hand away vigorously, Yu Qinchuan said coldly without turning his head:
"Since you don't want to keep me, I don't force it. I will pretend that nothing happened last night. I won't talk nonsense and don't need you to compensate me."
Speaking of this, Yu Qinchuan paused, and then laughed at himself:
"They are all big men. This kind of thing is not a big deal. I will treat it as being bitten by a dog."
Yu Qinchuan's face turned as soon as he said it, and Jiang Yi was caught off guard.
Seeing his back resolutely walking out of the door, Jiang Yi, who couldn't stop him, blurted out in a hurry:
"Take care of you, I take care of you!"
As soon as Jiang Yi said the words, she regretted it, and Yu Qinchuan, who put his hands on the doorknob, finally stopped in his tracks.
Yu Qinchuan turned to look at him:
"Really?"
The words spoken are like water being poured out, and Jiang Yi has fast-forwarded to the tragic scene where her legs were interrupted by her family members.
He nodded with a heavy tone:
"real."
You can't be frivolous. People are really irresponsible.
Jiang Yi is not that kind of person.
Facing his loose mouth, Yu Qinchuan pursed his lips and was not very happy:
"It's fine if you don't want to, don't force yourself."
Seeing this, Jiang Yi quickly put away her sad expression, took his hand and spoke sincerely:
"Not reluctantly, not reluctantly, I am very willing."
The author has something to say:
Qi Bai looked at Jiang Yi: Don't tell me you want to get rid of the ruthless Huahua president's personality?
Yu Qinchuan: With all due respect, farewell drinks are not allowed.
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: I will cry 2 when I am unhappy;
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: Zan Zan Zan Zan 2 bottles; Yu Yu, Dr. Little Red Can 1 bottle;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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