Don't suffer the fate of Lao Tzu's family! [Master Ghost Extermination]

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The cave is so humid that the temperature I felt when I came in was much lower than outside.

It was quiet in the empty cave. The roof of the cave was covered with cone-shaped stalactites. Most of the stalactites were cut off, leaving a smooth cut. On the rocks below, more drops of water splashed.

White water vapor filled the cave, and the originally humid and low-temperature cave was abruptly turned into a high-temperature zone by the fire just now.

After I beat up the pharmacist's pocket, the old god was sitting on the ground in the pharmacist's pocket, looking like an old man, while the other party lay on the ground in embarrassment, struggling desperately.

I squinted my eyes at him. He is really a good person. If you don’t do anything, you have to turn yourself into a snake. Look at the thing growing out of your stomach... Tsk tsk, young people can really play now.

"Damn—!" The other party gritted his teeth, his bright golden eyes were as hideous as the pupils of a poisoned snake, his face was beaten like a pig's head by me, and I didn't even see it.

I propped my chin, the old god was sitting on the ground, and the blood-red Sharingan eye glanced at him, "Stop screaming, I said I would beat you until you don't even know your mother."

"Obviously, obviously almost!"

Clenching his five fingers into fists, he slammed the ground hard. The soil on the ground was damp. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't raise any dust.

I sighed, feeling very sad, what are the young people thinking now?

I raised my foot and kicked his snake's tail, "Don't be foolish, hurry up and let me undo the reincarnation of the dirty soil."

"Obviously, obviously almost!" The people on the ground were still beating the ground, and they were still repeating that sentence.

I was dumbfounded, and I thought I didn't hit him on the head just now, how stupid is that?

"Stop talking nonsense, do you understand it?" I sighed.

"Obviously I'm only one place away...to be recognized by everyone..."

According to the information obtained before, this guy who is neither snake nor human is also a child of Konoha.

If there is no accident, most of Konoha's political core in the past few decades will be the group of students from Senshoubanjian. I frowned. What the hell are those guys doing?

The stuff on the ground is non-mainstream and non-mainstream. In the final analysis, it is still a talent, and it is also a rare talent.If you can learn Senshou Shiragao's forbidden technique and improve it later, it's fine if you don't recruit into Konoha's research department, and you will be forced to form a hostile camp.

Seeing him grow into such a ghost, his growth experience is probably not much better than mine. This is a psychopath, can he have plastic surgery to make himself into such a ghost without a psychopath?

Konoha is poisonous.

I sighed a long time, and couldn't help touching the dog's head. The horns on the head were a bit sharp, but the hair was fluffy, and it felt unexpectedly good.

The pharmacist whose dog's head was touched was stunned.

"You kid has a lot of problems." I was really drunk, "Everyone admits it? Are you stupid?"

"This world is cruel."

"No matter how good you do a thing, someone can find faults in it." I said, "If there is no fault, they will find you one."

"Call you stupid, you're not really stupid." I looked at his golden eyes with my chin propped up, and I always felt that I had seen these eyes before, "I can improve the Dirty Reincarnation Society and control most of the war , it’s hard to say he’s not a genius.”

Pharmacist has stopped talking, he has two horns, but no matter how I look at him, he looks like a goose now.

I turned my head sideways, "Do you really want someone to recognize you and find your 'self'?"

"Is this body not your original body?" I asked again, "Is it interesting? The 'living person' is not you."

It's someone else.

"Be obedient." I patted Pharmacist's dog's head again, "Hurry up and let me ascend to heaven, it's really boring to live like this, and I'm already dead."

"Forcing the elderly to do coolies for you will be punished by God."

The boy lying on the ground fell silent. After being hit by me, he fell into a kind of depression, and then he was hit repeatedly by me. It is already difficult for this boy to keep calm and talk to me.

"By the way, let me tell you." I raised a finger, "The forbidden technique is called forbidden technique because it cannot be used indiscriminately."

The pharmacist paused, "The technique of reincarnation in the dirty soil is a perfect technique with no loopholes."

I:"……"

Your child is very ill.

"It's true that you improved that white hair's forbidden technique." I said, "But in the final analysis, the person who laid the foundation was Qianshoubeijian."

"There was a loophole when this technique was created."

Pharmacist was stunned, and then his emotions began to fluctuate violently, "What loophole?"

"This seal of the forbidden technique." I said, "Before Kakashi asked his psychic dog to contact Hokage and ask about the seal of the reincarnation of the dirty soil. After so long, even if it has been improved, this seal is still the same as it was back then .”

"That's not you..."

"I don't care about you." I knew that seal from the beginning.

"..."

"You're such a liar, kid."

"..."

I sighed softly, "You can't tell others about the seal of reincarnation in the dirty soil."

"Once the dead who knows this seal forms this seal, it will be out of the control of the caster." I looked at the sky, "When controlling the dead, you must use your own chakra to connect you and the dead. Once they It is not impossible to find someone who is out of your control and has a keen perception along your chakra."

"I just used the kaleidoscope illusion to block the 'channel' for you to pass orders, but in the final analysis, my control is still on you. Once you make a seal, I can also ascend to heaven."

It is estimated that the spots are almost the same.

God knows that after receiving the message from the shadow clone, I was almost so angry that I had a myocardial infarction.

good boy.

Such a big thing has been hidden from me for decades.

It's fine if you lied to me, and you still chiseled a stupid face on your chest.

Pharmacist pocket: "..."

I kicked his snake tail again. After the snake tail was half dead by me, I nailed it to the ground with kunai, "Okay, hurry up, send me off the assembly line."

Yakushi gritted his teeth: "You are... Uchiha Madara's aunt?"

"Yes, I am indeed Uchiha Madara's aunt."

"Why do you want to..."

I squinted.

I'm his aunt, of course I know what he's up to.

After uttering the term 'Infinite Tsukiyomi' from his mouth, combined with the information I have obtained recently, I can roughly know that he wants to drag the whole world into the so-called illusion of making the whole world happy.

Decades of death escape, and the fake Uchiha Madara decades later are all his preparations for the infinite monthly reading.

It can make the whole world happy, I have no interest in this at all.

A single happiness will not make people feel happy, and a single pain will make people gradually forget the feeling of happiness. Happiness and pain are like light and shadow. No one can leave the other. Happiness seems precious.

The difference between me and Madara is that Madara’s world is big, mine is small, I only see what’s in front of me, I really don’t want to care about other things, and I can’t care so much, Infinity Month Reading is right for me The allure is not as great as the reincarnation of the unclean soil.

Besides, the illusion of making the whole world happy sounds ridiculous, what is fake is fake, no matter how close it is to reality, it will always be fake.

Compared with Infinity Tsukiyomi, finding the blue Higan flower to become a perfect creature sounds more realistic.

Thousand-handed white hair is annoying, but the science they believe in is convincing.All truths are based on the practice of predecessors and future generations. I have heard and seen countless illusions, but I have never heard of the illusion of reading infinite months, no one has practiced it, and there is no one. scientific basis.

"Don't put too much faith in something, or someone."

My father beat me up since I was a child, and I naturally heard a lot of truths when I was beaten. At this age, I have almost forgotten many words, but there are always a few words that are clear.

History cannot be changed, but the history described from the population is different, not to mention the history described by a family like Uchiha who is easily influenced by emotions and goes extreme.

I am Madara's aunt, and I have my own persistence.

I don't kill people, and I don't want to be an enemy of my eldest nephew. I don't believe in the so-called infinite moon reading, so I can only choose to start from Yaoshi's pocket.

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The water flow on the stalactites converged into water droplets and smashed down.

As soon as he turned his gaze, someone's footsteps stopped in front of him, as if he didn't intend to hide his whereabouts.

I looked up and saw a young man in a red robe. The redness in the eye sockets almost hurt my eyes, and his face was full of cracks from reincarnation.

I frowned, and the other party's Sharingan also met my eyes. The moment the two pairs of red eyes looked at each other, they were both stunned.

The dirt is reincarnated.

I kicked the tail of the snake in Yaoshi's pocket again, "Did you find a rescuer?"

The pharmacist said nothing.

"Young people, don't keep talking." I was a little annoyed, "You are lifeless at a young age, be careful not to find a wife."

Pharmacist pocket: "..."

"Senior, is it interesting for you to tease me like this?" Yao Shidou gritted his teeth.

I didn't even give him a look, when did I play him?I obviously sincerely asked him to unlock the spell for me, and look at my sincere Sharingan!

I curled my lips, "You are so boring."

Pharmacist pocket: "..."

young people:"……"

"Senju Bashirama is much more interesting than you."

Pharmacist pocket: "..."

young people:"……"

"When his watermelon head was burned back then, he would scream a few times in cooperation."

"..."

"..."

There were only three people in the cave, and the young man in the red robe didn't move for a long time. I don't know what he's going to do for the time being, and he doesn't seem to plan to make any moves at the moment.

But the atmosphere at this time really makes me feel awkward, you two are not talking, what's the matter with letting me, an old man, sing a one-man show here?

Harmful--

Forget it.

"I'll say it again." I pointed out a finger, "Quickly untie the dirty soil and reincarnate, or I will beat you."

Pharmacist pocket: "..."

The pharmacist twitched the corners of his mouth, "It's useless...this technique..."

I patted his dog's head again, and interrupted him, "Again, I am very familiar with this ninjutsu, and I know that it can only be undone by the performer himself, and it is useless for others to form a hundred seals. "

The young man with horns on his head froze.

"I wasn't going to kill you," I said. "I said I don't kill people, and that's true."

"Then why..." Pharmacist opened his mouth.

"But I didn't say I didn't abuse people."

Pharmacist pocket: "..."

young people:"……"

"I really don't lack ways to abuse people here." I reminded him kindly, "I have been beaten to death by my father since I was a child, so it's really okay to leave you a breath mark."

Pharmacist pocket: "..."

I thank you.

young people:"……"

"Look in my eyes, I sincerely beg you, let me go offline quickly." I said with a smile.

Anyone who knows me probably knows that I am really impatient.

"Senior, it would be more convincing for you to remove the knife from my neck." Yakushi tugged at the corner of his mouth, "Besides, Uchiha's eyes can't be looked at casually, this is something the whole world knows."

I snorted, turned to look at the young man standing still at the entrance of the cave, and waved to him, "Can you read monthly?"

The other party was taken aback, "What are you going to do?"

I sighed, young people are really hard to deal with these days.

"Give him one." I pointed to the horned boy who was sitting under my buttocks, "He won't let me go offline, so I had to use some coercive means, but the other means are too slow, I guess it's over , the granddaughter of Senshou Zhujian will be beaten to death by Madara."

Looking at the information from the shadow clone, the five shadows of Ninja Village gathered together and wanted to kill Madara. After Madara asked me not to intervene, he was relieved. A Uchiha Madara is already very difficult to deal with. Yes, adding another one would kill me.

Apparently, neither the eldest Onoki nor the other four kages realized that even if I didn't intervene, the five of them were destined to be beaten unilaterally by Madara.

The gap in strength is too great. If Madara fights seriously, the group will be wiped out.

Unfortunately, no one realizes this.

The five juniors played well in the cooperative battle. On the surface, they seemed to have the upper hand. My shadow clone sat by the side and was so idle that it almost grew mushrooms.

The old nephew's taste is really bad.

Give a sweet date and then slap it, then slap another sweet date, and then slap again, the child will make you doubt your life.

This is completely amusing, fortunately, people thought they saw hope.

The young man was taken aback, and understood who I was referring to by the "granddaughter of Senju Hashirama", "You and Madara Uchiha..."

This kid's facial features...a bit like Quanna...

I feel better, "That's what this guy said."

"How is this going?"

There was another person at the entrance of the cave, a Uchiha. When I saw that child's face, I was completely stunned.

Quanna.

This kid looks a lot like Quanna.

But not the same.

Quan Nai loves to smile, and there is a smile between his brows and eyes, but this child's brows and eyes seem to be frozen by ice, they are cold and hard, like spots, and he doesn't like to smile.

"Brother?" I asked the young man standing at the entrance of the cave in a good mood.

The young man nodded subconsciously.

I raised my head and looked at the roof of the cave with a blurred gaze. The dark roof of the cave was covered with stalactites, and no light could be revealed.

Brother and brother?

I said softly, "You're dead."

The one who survived was the elder brother, the one who died was the younger brother, and now the one who survived was the younger brother, and the one who died was the elder brother.

What an unlucky cycle.

"Senior, you are not alive." The young man said.

I froze for a moment, the corners of my mouth curled up, "I really can't speak."

young people:"……"

"Certainly did not marry a wife."

young people:"……"

Young man: "...to each other, senior, you don't look like you've ever been married."

Me: "...good boy."

Uchiha's ancestral poisonous tongue.

"Read it in a month." I pointed to the pharmacist pocket.

The young man said it was all right, and when he was about to study for a month, the younger brother next to him flew over with two shurikens, one at me and the other at the pharmacist's forehead.

when--

The shuriken collided with the shuriken, sparking bright sparks. The shuriken flying out of my brother's cuff changed the flight trajectory of the previous shuriken. I let the shuriken rub against me with a leisurely expression. hair flew by.

"Itachi!" The younger brother immediately turned to look at his elder brother.

I propped my chin and kicked the snake's tail in Yakushi's pocket, "Is this what you said... Sasuke Uchiha?"

The face is very similar, but the personality is not like Quanna at all.

Pharmacist twitched the corner of his mouth: "That's right, the one next to him is his brother, the one who drove the entire Uchiha clan to extinction."

I paused, couldn't help looking at the older young man a few more times, and finally said 'oh'.

Pharmacist looked at me with some astonishment.

I patted his dog's head again, "Young man, at my age, many things can be laughed off."

Pharmacist pocket: "..."

totally do not understand!

I sneered silently in my heart, what else can I do if I don't laugh?Do you blame all the mistakes on the children?I don't have such a thick skin.

It is estimated that in the time after my death, the relationship between the Uchiha clan and Konoha has become quite bad. Konoha is the target of joint attacks by various villages. In this case, if Uchiha wants to make trouble, Konoha must be killed Taking advantage of the opportunity, no one will resist the urge to share a piece of fat meat that is within easy reach, and even fight over whoever has more and who has less.

It's not just the Kingdom of Fire that suffers, but the Five Great Nations.

In the final analysis, people of the older generation did not handle things well, leaving too many problems.

I watched the interaction between the two brothers, and I roughly understood what the young man named Itachi did.

In order to prevent the outbreak of the ninja world war, the entire Uchiha clan was wiped out, and the younger brother was left behind?

It is in line with the style of the Uchiha clan.

Five shadows over there...

The eldest nephew probably hasn't played enough.

I can't complain anymore, the eldest nephew not only chiseled the dog-man's face in Senshouzhujian on his chest, he even used the dog-man's wooden escape.

I was repeatedly ravaged by my elder nephew's various manipulations that broke through the sky | I, after thinking about it, only came to one conclusion, I was careless in making friends.

Garbage Senjubashira.

"Dou!" The child turned his head, staring at the pharmacist's pocket, which I used as a seat, with red eyes. When he saw the face swollen into a pig's head, he froze for a moment, recovered and continued to ask, "What is this?" what happened?"

The pharmacist who I used as a seat twitched the corners of his mouth, and now this action seems to be quite difficult for his face, "Your brother, and this senior of the Uchiha clan, were reincarnated and resurrected by my filthy soil. To the world..."

Before I finished speaking to him, I kicked up, and the heel directly smashed his head into the soil, and the bang was extremely loud in the silent cave.

Uchiha Itachi: "..."

Sasuke Uchiha:"……"

I lifted my legs tiredly, "Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing Xing, you are the best, and you are not afraid of capsizing in the gutter."

"The two brothers are talking, why are you interrupting." I curled my lips, "Be careful of being struck by lightning if you destroy the relationship between brothers."

I waved to the two children, "Come on, go ahead and ignore me."

Uchiha Itachi: "..."

Sasuke Uchiha:"……"

I paused, "You think I'm in the way? That's okay, I'll turn around."

I turned around and sat with my back to the two children.

The author has something to say:

My aunt was very happy to see the second assistant who was very similar to Izumi Nana, and forgot what she was here for.

Brother Weasel is in a complicated mood.

感谢在2021-03-1411:41:05~2021-03-1713:33:34期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Time 1;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!