Don't suffer the fate of Lao Tzu's family! [Master Ghost Extermination]

"Senior, are you really..." The little girl looked at me hesitantly and couldn't help asking.

"Ahem!" Kakashi next to him coughed violently.

I know what he wants to do.

This white-haired bad jnin is very observant. Not long ago, he asked the question the little girl wanted to ask, and my reaction can be said to be quite unpleasant.

Interrupting the little girl's question just didn't want to annoy me.

I tied the bandage in my hand and treated the injury of the ninja lying on the stretcher, leaving the rest to the professional medical ninja.

I turned around and threw the remaining large roll of bandages to Bai Mao, who held the little yellow book in one hand and caught the roll of bandages with the free hand.

After the medical ninja in a white coat carried the wounded number into the tent, I sat cross-legged on the grass.

The female ninja named Xiyan came over and told Kakashi that the news that 'Uchiha Madara' was fake had been sent to the headquarters, and the headquarters will deal with this issue next.

I sat cross-legged under the tree, raised my head slightly, the sun poured down from the gaps in the leaves, the shadows on the grass were cut into pieces, and the light and shadow were mottled.

There is no heat in the air in midsummer, and the cicadas are not as loud and lingering as in midsummer, or even weak.

Summer is coming to an end. The country of fire is located in the south. Compared with the country of earth and the country of wind, it is closer to the sea, so its summer will be longer. Except for the country of water, the other three countries must be It's autumn already.

I raised my hand, spread my five fingers, and the sun poured out from between my fingers.

"Arnuo, senior..." The little girl walked over hesitantly, the white hair holding the little yellow book not far away paused, and the eyes that were not covered by the forehead turned around.

"There is a mountain to the north of the Kingdom of Fire." I looked at the sun pouring down through my fingers, and gradually became fascinated. "The whole mountain is full of maple trees, which are green in summer and beautiful in autumn." red."

It's very beautiful, the whole mountain is red, as if someone dropped a paintbrush from the sky, painting the leaves below with the color you like one stroke at a time.

The little girl was confused by my sudden words and didn't know what I was talking about.

"I've been there," I continued, "with 'them.'"

At that time we could all say 'young'.

After the mission was completed that time, it was a long time to be free. That was also when Quan Nai reached the age of missions. They were still children, and I was the one who led them to missions.

Quan Nai took my hand, stepped on the red maple leaves on the ground, walked in front of me, and smiled very happily, Madara followed behind us, arms crossed, with a serious face, his expression was very similar to that of his brother. Like, like a stuffy little old man.

"'They' are...?" the little girl asked hesitantly.

"Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Quanna." I glanced at the little girl out of the corner of my eye, and told her with a chuckle.

I was not surprised to see a surprised expression on the little girl's face.

I sneered, stood up on my knees, and casually patted the grass clippings on my clothes.

"What are you going to do, senior?" The little girl was a little cautious.

I thought about it, "Maybe I'll go find Madara."

"But isn't that spot fake?"

"Of course it's fake." The mild expression on my face faded, and I put on a blank face again, "Since I have been reincarnated with filth, it will be sooner or later that Madara will be reincarnated from filth. things."

The little girl's expression tensed instantly.

I squeezed the space between my brows, "According to his temper, no matter whether he has other goals or not, it is necessary to have a quick fight before he achieves his goals."

"Be prepared, little girl."

The militant.

And, vaguely, I have an intuition that the outbreak of the Fourth Ninja World War has a strange connection with Madara.

All I've heard so far is the news about the guy who is doing things under the name of my eldest nephew, but I have never seen Madara, but my intuition gave me this information.

"In the past, only Senju Bashirama could make him happy."

I kept my eyes open. The scene of two people holding a round fan and screaming "Haxi Hot Mom" ​​and the other holding a big knife and screaming "Moda La" is still vivid in my mind. The battlefield is often ruined by two people. of.

"Thank you, senior." The little girl was silent for a while, and thanked me surprisingly.

I sneered, "Don't thank me so quickly, I didn't say I was on your side, I just don't kill people."

If possible, I really want to go to that mountain in the north again, with Quanna and Madara.

"Kakashi-san! There's news from the headquarters!" The medical ninja in the white coat lifted the curtain of the tent, his chest heaved violently, as if he had been frightened by something.

Kakashi put down the little yellow book in his hand.

The white-gown ninja took a few breaths, and told the people present in a terrified tone: "Uchiha Madara was reincarnated by the dirt!"

Sakura: "..."

Kakashi: "..."

I:"……"

One big and one small couldn't help turning their heads to my side, their dull eyes seemed to ask me, did I open my mouth?

I shrugged. Not surprisingly, this had been expected.

Those who detonate the Fourth Ninja World War must find a powerful trump card if they want to fight against the whole world. The two best cards are the God of Ninja and Ninja Shura.

What makes me curious is that Senshou Bashirama was not reincarnated by the dirt.

There are a few things that I've always found weird.

When I died in the Land of Thunder, it is reasonable to say that the bones will also stay in the Land of Thunder. If the person who helped me collect the corpse before it rotted was a ninja from the Land of Thunder, they would never let go of this study. Boundary chance, if it is someone from Konoha... I don't have any hope for a complete burial, I will probably be sent to the experiment in the Thousand Hands...

No matter how I think about it, I am extremely unpopular, and it will not have any good results if my body is picked up by either of these two parties.

If I remember correctly, Reincarnation of Unholy Earth requires a certain amount of flesh|body information.If I was sent to the Konoha laboratory, it would not be surprising that I kept my physical | body information. Since the pharmacist was a former Konoha spy and obtained part of the research in the laboratory, it is not surprising at all. In Yunyin's words, it is not surprising that some of my bones were taken away from Yunyin.

I restrained Madara's corpse, and logically speaking, no one would find out. Even if someone found out and activated the spell I left on Madara's coffin, a layer of skin would fall off if he didn't die.

Yakushido...how did that guy find Madara's body?

Who restrained my corpse?

There is also the white radish that I met on the road. It smells like wood from Qianshou Zhujian. It is really disgusting. Where did the mastermind behind that stuff come from?

The brain capacity is too small, I can't do it... Izumi Nana, you are the spirit of heaven, lend your clever little head to your aunt to use!

My head hurt so much, I pulled a Konoha green vest ninja carrying an electric box, "Who is your Hokage now?"

The green vest froze for a moment, "Fifth... Fifth Hokage, granddaughter of the first generation, Tsunade Hime."

I paused, the granddaughter of Senshou Bashirama?

The warm sun in the afternoon, and the little girl pulling the sleeve of my national uniform appeared in my mind...

"Then I'll go." The little girl with ginger hair turned her head and stared at me for a long time with those almond eyes similar to those of Uzumaki Mito.

"Then I'm really going." She said again.

"It turns out...it's that little guy." I touched my nose.

"Senior, do you know Master Tsunade?" The little girl with sakura-colored hair looked at me in surprise, "It's incredible."

I froze for a moment, and a little boy with white hair and a slightly gloomy face appeared in my mind.

"It's not considered acquaintance." I said, "We met before...in a casino."

Sakura: "..."

I didn't notice Sakura's embarrassing expression at the moment, so I continued on my own: "That bitch in Senshouzhujian likes to gamble, and even spoiled his granddaughter. I just met her at the entrance of the casino, and she seems to have lost her way." gone."

Sakura: "..."

"Later I taught at the ninja school." I continued, "Tsunade and two other boys fought in the ninja school together. Even the teacher beat them up. The teacher of the ninja school couldn't handle it, so he came to me."

I rubbed my chin for a while, then thought about it again: "The one who comes to the dean's office after school to find someone is still the shadow clone in the Thousand Hands."

Sakura: "...wait a minute, senior, why do you teach at the ninja school?"

I gave her a meaningful look.

The little girl closed her mouth nervously.

"Your first generation and second generation killed my only two relatives. They would not trust me because of emotion and reason." I told her word by word, "What's more, I almost killed Qian Qian in Nanhechuan back then. Between the pillars."

Sakura: "..."

"I don't want to see them anymore, and they don't want to see me," I said, "I don't get involved in politics, I teach honestly, and I'm good to everyone."

"It's impossible to let me leave Konoha." I twitched the corner of my mouth, "They are happy to see this ending."

I frowned after seeing the little girl's expression out of the corner of my eye, "What's your expression?"

pity me?

I do not need.

"I just think, senior, you are very sad." The girl's brows were slightly frowned, her brows and eyes were gentle and a little sad.

"That's my business too." I said, "Why do you care so much?"

"If you have time to think about these things, you might as well plan how to deal with the wounded." I was completely baffled, "The granddaughter of Senju Bashima has become Hokage, what happened to the other two brats? Their names seem to be... ... Orochimaru and ... Jiraiya?"

As soon as the name 'Jiraiya' blurted out, I fell into silence for a while.

This name...why does it sound familiar?

Out of the corner of my eye, it floated onto the cover of the book in Kakashi's hand, and I walked right in front of him, and Baimao was taken aback by me, and I snatched it from his hand before I could react. That Eighteen Forbidden Books.

The author's column read "Zi Lai Ye" in a big way, and I fell into silence holding the heaven of intimacy.

"Senior..." Kakashi sat on the grass and looked at me with embarrassment in confusion and doubt in embarrassment.

In my mind, Senju Hashirama once yelled on the battlefield, "Madara, let's form an alliance", "Madara, let's end this troubled world together", "Madara, continue our dream" and so on. My head was overheated and crashed on the spot like an overloaded machine.

"Senior?" Kakashi tried to shout again.

I reacted and threw the love heaven on Baimao's face, and yelled at him the sentence that I hadn't yelled in front of Madara on the battlefield decades ago-"Build a fucking village!"

You came up with such a wonderful thing?This bloody village eats jujube pills!

My eldest nephew's sincere heart was blinded in vain!

The scum who lied to my eldest nephew's feelings!

Kakashi was holding the little porn book he regarded as a treasure, with a dazed expression on his face.

Angrily, I pulled off the green vest next to the little girl, and said with a grim face: "Let me contact you Hokage!"

After contacting Tsunade, I took a deep breath and calmed down the mood of wanting to drag out the three little bastards back then and beat them up.

Before Tsunade opened his mouth, I got straight to the point, "Let's talk nonsense, Raikage is here too, right? Let me ask, which village collected my bones back then?"

Can't you be more reliable in doing things?

I won't bother with you guys if you use my bones for experiments and research, anyway, destroy the corpse and wipe out the traces!

Look, I'm already dead and I have to be called out!Person in charge? !

This big spicy chicken in Qianshoubeijian!If it wasn't for him to come up with this rubbish ninjutsu, there wouldn't be such a thing!

……

Nobody found my bones.

This is the answer I got.

It's not Konoha, nor Yunyin, who is it that converges on my bones?

Pharmacist pocket?

The age doesn't match, that guy was born decades after my death.

My head is just a mess.

Gokage decided to go to the battlefield where Madara was, and Kakashi Shiromao didn't bother to read the pornographic book, and started to act after meeting with Suiguatou.

Now that I am honestly staying in the camp, the people in the headquarters can be regarded as temporarily relieved, but do I seem to be an honest person?

So I resolutely left the camp and knocked out whoever stopped me.

Stepping on the branches under my feet, I made a seal casually, and separated a few shadow clones to inquire about information.

There were bursts of roaring in the distant sky, and the clouds seemed to contain thunder, rolling and roaring.

I was forced to stop, and my pupils constricted violently.

What am I seeing?

Above the clouds, something is sticking out its head, like the slightly protruding head of a giant beast in ancient mythology, the white clouds on the dome are being torn apart bit by bit, something is falling, in my eyes Falling slowly.

Suddenly it stopped falling.

There was a violent friction sound in the air, and something rubbed the atmosphere into a violent roar.

boom--

The meteorite, which was larger than before, directly hit the previous meteorite.

The ground trembled violently, as if feeling extreme fear, and the strong wind was whistling against my ears.

I stand on a branch.

Vaguely felt... Madara's chakra.

Finished calf.

Things are getting really big.

What the hell are you going to do?

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The author has something to say:

The author says:

Children must have their own goals, just look forward honestly, adults' affairs are adults' affairs, the wrong things we do, and the consequences we leave behind, should not be borne by you.

Yuge actually wanted to say this to Sakura, but she was so mean-spirited that she couldn't say anything good. She also vaguely knew that the so-called ninja world war was mostly a mess left by the predecessors. She and The kindness and resentment of the Qianshou family should not affect the people behind.

But Yuge knew that it was still affected, and it was impossible not to be affected.

It is impossible for Yuge to apologize well, Uchiha is the type who can’t apologize well, Yuge is dead, and what she can do is limited, the world behind is not for old things like them, but for the young people in front people.

The older generation has finished its journey, and it is the turn of the new generation of young people.

But Yuge didn't expect that after her, a new generation of young people would write pornographic books, become big fat sheep in casinos, and become transgender...

The younger generation's younger generation read the little pornographic book written by the younger generation, and the future Seventh Hokage even ghost-wrote a love story...

Yuge: Why isn't this bloody village finished yet? 【Looking at the sky without words jpg.】

Banban: Let's read it infinitely.

感谢在2021-03-0923:48:57~2021-03-1121:40:47期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Nansheng Chuyu゛1;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 4 bottles of time; 1 bottle of meow;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!