Don't suffer the fate of Lao Tzu's family! [Master Ghost Extermination]

"Once we lost everything, now we are together again."

"Hey, nephew, do you miss me?"

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I see the sky.

The ink-colored curtain seemed to be roughly torn apart, revealing the dark blue sky under the broken curtain, the light of the stars has not been extinguished, and the bright line of fire was burnt out by the slowly rising sun in the sky where it meets the mountains , the haze remaining above the sky, as the night fades away, it becomes clearer and brighter.

The clouds are soft white, the sky beyond is a clean blue, the sun... the sun is so bright that I can't even look straight at it.

I raised my hand, the palm of my hand was in front of my eyes, the sun was pouring from my fingers like running water, and my eyes widened slightly.

"Miss Zhu Shi, I want to gamble."

I bent my eyes and said words that caused waves in the heart of the woman in front of me, but my heart was extremely peaceful at this moment.

"Let's take a gamble, Miss Zhushi."

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"Don't look at me like that, if you gamble with your life, my luck is actually quite good, otherwise I wouldn't have survived to this day."

Gently flipping my wrist, in front of my eyes, the sun was extremely warm and dazzling. From the beginning to the end, it was what I yearned for and loved very much.

Many times, many things are things that people don't want to give up.

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boom--

Something hit the ground heavily, and after the sound, the surroundings became quiet again, with the sound of the wind whistling and the leaves rustling against each other.

After a while, the ground trembled slightly, and the distant roar spread here like spreading water ripples.

"A woman from the Uchiha clan?"

Someone was walking on the grass, and the hem of his clothes dragged the weeds on the ground, making a rustling sound. Listen carefully, it seems that there is also a snake spitting out a letter, and the sound of "hissing" hits the air every now and then. sounded.

The moment I opened my eyes, I saw a face, a strange face, purple eye shadow, facial features and face very close to a snake, and a pair of glasses on the bridge of the nose.

There is no ghost aura about this person, nor does he look at me like a ghost looks at food like a ghost looks at human beings.

The other party was wearing a deep red robe, which covered him almost completely. The upper half of the snake's body protruded from under the hem of the clothes, and the red letter spit out from time to time to test in the air.

Obviously he didn't pay much attention to what I meant, the other party's attention was focused on the scroll in his hand at the moment, the long scroll was flipped open, most of it fell to the ground, his brows were frowned, as if he was thinking about some incredible philosophy question.

"Isn't it?" The other party rolled up the scroll and stuffed it into his sleeve, muttering to himself, "As expected of Master Orochimaru."

I:"……"

Orochimaru?

His brows were unconsciously twisted into a pimple. I thought the name was familiar, but I couldn't remember it. After looking up at the non-mainstream dress on the opposite side, I felt that his eye shadow was a little familiar for some reason.

Listening to the other party's self-centered babbling about 'Dirty Earth Reincarnation', 'As expected of Oshemaru-sama', '□□information is wrong', etc., I froze for a moment, and something flashed in my mind.

I tore off my gloves, and I was not surprised to see a wrist full of cracks, which was so pale that it was not human-like, and the nails were not ghost-sharp nails, and a pile of scum would come out with a shake.

I was stunned, and immediately realized that the self-absorbed bastard in front of me was indeed not a ghost, but a ninja.

The aesthetics of ninjas are varied, and various sects are not mainstream. Even some ninjas are quite similar in appearance...with characteristics. For example, in Wuyin Village, I remember that there is a family of ninjas that can keep up with the infinite evolution of humans after landing. Shark-like, it even retains gills on the sides of the neck.

The thing that looks like a snake in front of me is completely in the range of ninja's fancy aesthetics and special appearance. Thinking of this, my brows are furrowed even deeper. How many years have I been dead?Have ninjas evolved in the direction of snakes these days?

Reincarnation of the filth... go to your mother's Thousand Hands! !

I almost didn't catch my breath, and immediately pinched the hand on the frame of the coffin hard, with a 'click' sound, half of the coffin was rotten, and the broken sawdust fell to the ground with a clatter.

Haven't figured out what this is all about, I'm being stupid.

A forbidden technique produced by Qianshou Laoer to summon the souls of the dead from the other world.

Damn it, that bastard should have been slaughtered back then, and he made such a damn thing, so that no one will live in peace after death!

My face instantly turned black into the bottom of a pot, the temperature of the surrounding air seemed to drop to freezing point in an instant, and the viscous killing intent spread.

"Arnold, senior, please calm down." The other party pushed his glasses.

I didn't like him: "Where is the Thousand Hands?"

If I don’t smash his dog’s head off, I won’t be named Uchiha. I’m dead and I’m still not allowed to lie down in the ground. Who was the guy who picked up my corpse back then?Honestly burn me to ashes, isn't it good?It is better to lose one's bones and turn to ashes than to be fished out as a coolie after death.

The other party pushed his glasses: "As you can see, this is the technique of reincarnation. I was the one who summoned you. The Second Hokage died after the first Ninja World War."

Me: "...Oh, where is the grave of the dead white hair?"

"...in Konoha."

"Tch." I twitched the corner of my mouth.

"It's really touching. Do you want to worship the ancestor Hokage even after you die?" The corners of the other party's mouth curled up, and the smile on his face was not only fake but also ugly.

"I just want to play disco on his grave." I stated the facts to him with a slumped face, "What song is popular now? Give me a record, it's a good accompaniment for disco."

The clouds in the sky came and went and came again, covered a large shadow underneath, and then quickly retreated.

The snake-like guy fell silent, the glasses on the bridge of his nose reflected a large reflection, and there was a moment of silence in the air.

The other party rolled his eyes in embarrassment.

"We met for the first time. My name is Dou." The other party forcibly changed the subject.

I ignored him, stop talking nonsense, I'm going to play disco at the grave, who cares what your name is?

The confinement hidden in the body suddenly tightened, and after taking the first step out of the coffin, the control of the body was no longer in my body.

I kept the posture of taking a step and stopped at the same place, squinted my eyes involuntarily, and looked back at that non-mainstream guy: "Yes, even that dead white hair can learn the forbidden technique."

The guy in Qianshoufeijian is all forbidden arts except Water Dungeon. It is obvious to all in the whole ninja world how harsh the learning conditions are for those forbidden arts. Control my actions.

And... this technique seems to have been improved.

The guy called Dou pushed his eyes on the bridge of his nose, "Thanks for your compliment."

After the words fell, the other party formed seals with both hands, and the confinement of the body tightened a bit, "From your tone, you should be old acquaintances with the Second Hokage, can I ask your name?"

"No." I twitched the corners of my mouth and revealed an extremely nasty smile.

No matter what he did to call the 'dead' me back from another world, just his audacity to offend the dead makes me quite uncomfortable, and I really hate this kind of self-righteousness. A hypocrite with a fake smile, with a sticky breath like a snake.

I hate snakes.

The other party's face froze, but soon put on a fake smile.

I twitched the corners of my mouth, and before he could speak, I opened my mouth again: "It's such an ugly smile, if you don't want to smile, you don't have to."

The other party sighed, and his tone was rather helpless: "As expected of Sasuke-kun's fellow clan, he is equally arrogant."

I'm dead, who is Sasuke-kun?

The tone seems to belong to the Uchiha clan. Which Uchiha named his son as the head of the Sarutobi clan?The level of this name is worrying.

"Uchiha...how is it now?" I still couldn't help but speak.

After Madara left, I never paid any attention to Uchiha's affairs. I didn't care about anything. I was my ninja school teacher honestly, eating and drinking and waiting for death.

I understand very well that at that time, Uchiha's dissatisfaction with the Hokage faction had reached the point where it was almost impossible to handle. Senshou Kaijian kept suppressing Uchiha, established the Uchiha Guard Team, and kept Uchiha away from Konoha's political core. The clan of the Uchiha clan moved to the area adjacent to the prison, and kept making enemies for Uchiha. Uchiha was naturally proud, so naturally he could not tolerate this.

Those contradictions and dissatisfaction will one day be backlogged to a critical point. When Senju Tomona is no longer in that position, if his successor does not reconcile the relationship between Uchiha and Konoha, the arrogant Uchiha will The Uchiha rebellion is a matter of time, not to mention, in my opinion, the new generation of Uchiha is too much negatively affected by the old immortals in the clan, and their IQ is a bit arrears.

Uchiha is easy to be dominated by emotions. When he becomes crazy, he does not care about the consequences.

"The family has been exterminated, and now there is only one Uchiha left." Dou pushed his eyes, the smile on his face remained unchanged, "Uchiha Sasuke is the only Uchiha orphan, well, he is still being hunted down now Rebellion."

I froze, and my pupils dilated unconsciously.

I have expected various endings. The Uchihas of that era had already shown signs of decline. I thought the worst ending would be that the Uchiha clan would decline after the coup failed, but I never thought about the Uchiha’s final outcome. The ending turned out to be so bleak that there was only one clansman left.

It really belongs to you, Thousand Hands.

I took a deep breath. The Reincarnated Earth doesn't need oxygen to function normally, but I need to calm down.

I was once disheartened about my family. I thought I would no longer care about the life and death of the Uchiha clan, but the fact is the opposite. My surname is Uchiha, and I have Uchiha blood. This cannot be changed.

"I see, get out, I don't want to see your face for the time being." My eyes were hot.

The corner of the other party's eyes twitched, and finally formed a seal with both hands, "As you wish, I will send you to the battlefield."

Battlefield.

The coffin was closed again, and my vision was plunged into darkness. I closed my eyes, and my consciousness sank into the deepest part.

It's such a scary and exciting place.

I am afraid of the battlefield, that is where I lose everything, but it is undeniable that I like the exhilarating feeling of fighting, the pores on my body are stretched, and my emotions are boiling in my heart.

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When the coffin was opened again, when the clouds in the sky turned white, the sky was sprinkled with a layer of golden light, and through the layers of leaves and branches, mottled shadows fell on the corpses that had not yet restrained themselves in the forest. The air was filled with the smell of gunpowder smoke and a strong smell of blood after the detonating symbol exploded.

I walked forward blankly, the grass under my feet was rustling by the soles of my shoes, and the wind whistled through the forest.

The smoke and the dead that haven't been seen for many years.

I couldn't be happier anyway.

This is a world without Madara and Quanna.

What's more, I was not summoned back to visit relatives, but to be a coolie for others. This alone has made me extremely unhappy.

Detonating talismans exploded in the distance one after another, the smell of gunpowder smoke became more intense, and the roar became louder.

"It's your turn, senior."

The voice of the man called Dou appeared in my mind, the control of my body was tightened suddenly, and the teleportation technique was activated for an instant, and I disappeared in place.

"That's amazing, senpai, isn't this kind of speed rare even among the Uchiha clan?"

The sky is covered with green, and the sound of the wind and the rustling of the leaves is heard.

"Hey, are you really going to tell me your name?"

"Is this important to you?" I asked coldly, "Compared to my name, the victory of this war is what you really care about."

There were explosions one after another, and the detonating symbols exploded again and again. The surrounding grass was blown away by the aftermath of the impact. There were even one or two mutilated corpses hanging on the branches. The bright red on the grass was extremely eye-catching.

The number of ninjas gathered in this area that I perceive in the range of perception is so large that I can't count it. With such a large number of ninjas, I would be a fool if I haven't realized that this is a premeditated war.

In the Warring States Period, war references were usually the ninja blood and clan emblem. After the establishment of ninja villages, the foreheads of the major ninja villages became symbols. When wars broke out, they became war references.

If there is no accident, the costumes will be unified.

But the corpses seen along the road, except for the forehead guard on the forehead, have different costumes, and they seem to come from different ninja villages.

It's almost like... an alliance formed by the five great ninja villages.

"That doesn't conflict with my purpose."

The voice in my head continued to sound, and the other party seemed to like chattering.

"As you can see, this is a war. In Konoha's 64th year, the Fourth Ninja World War has officially begun!"

I:"……"

I have been dead for decades and missed hundreds of episodes, I don't know how to complain anymore.

Young people these days are awesome, but in less than 50 years, there have been three ninja world wars, how can they make trouble.

I made a 'tss', so I said that Senshou Zhujian is a fool, instead of trying to reason with people with his mouth, he gave the tail beast a piece of paper in exchange for a piece of paper that may be torn up at any time after he dies For a peace treaty, it is better to beat the other four ninja villages until they serve them while they are still young.

"Which ninja villages did it?"

Ah, it's so troublesome, can't you let me die happily?

"It was not Ninja Village who started the war, but one person."

Who?

Which brat can do things like this?Uchiha can do nothing without him.

"Uchiha Madara."

I:"……"

who?Who are you talking about?I give you a chance to reorganize the language, who are you talking about? !

when--

When I was in a daze, a big knife pierced the sky, and the fierce wind brushed my cheeks, and I dodged sideways. I rotated my body and quickly circled behind the opponent. , Seeing that he was about to hit the opponent's shoulder, but was held up by an arm.

'Crack--'

The other party's slight bone crack sounded, I squinted my eyes, and increased the strength of my feet.

The big knife in the opponent's hand was swung again, accompanied by countless Kunai who shot from the forest with detonating talismans.

With a light tap of my toes, I jumped up. I stepped on the opponent's shoulder, turned upwards to avoid the approaching big knife, stepped on the broad blade of the big knife, stretched out my hand, pulled the flying Kunai and threw it out, changing the direction of the shot. The track of suffering.

boom boom-

A series of explosions sounded in the forest, and the smoke and dust instantly filled the entire line of sight.

I squeezed the Kunai I took out of the opponent's ninja bag and put it on the opponent's neck. The color of my eyes was like thick blood, and my eyes were cold and sharp like knives.

"Where did it come from?" I squinted my eyes, "Where did your Sharingan come from?"

It's best to give me a reasonable explanation, with a head of white hair that is as annoying as Qianshoubeijian but with my family's eyes.

"Kakashi!"

There was a watermelon head shouting ahead.

Good guy, white hair and watermelon head, you have gathered the two elements I hate the most, you are going to heaven!

With one hand, I held Kuwudhi on Baimao's neck, and with the other hand, I made a gesture of three, "Three seconds."

The watermelon head and the people behind the watermelon head were stunned. They didn't understand what I meant, but they still didn't change their attitude of being ready for battle. In the sight of Sharingan, the hands holding Kunai and the blade couldn't help but clenched tightly. .

The air in the woods is extremely oppressive, the two sides are confronting each other, and I am only one person, just a small spark can detonate such an atmosphere.

I pointed to the watermelon head, made another three gesture, and explained to the guys in front of me, "Cut off the watermelon head within three seconds, or I will kill this white man." hair."

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"Damn it, what a despicable method! You actually used Kakashi-sensei to threaten Kai-sensei!" A small watermelon head popped out of the crowd suddenly, staring at round eyes.

I:"……"

Damn, one is enough, two more, the haunting is not gone, right? !

"Stop talking nonsense, cut it or not? If you don't cut it, I'll kill him immediately!" I don't know what I will do when I get angry, "Don't cut the cockroach whiskers!"

Cut out a cockroach mustache hairstyle and I'll kill him right away!

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To cut or not to cut, that is the question.

The author has something to say:

This chapter is a bit long, so I cut it into several chapters.

Go back to the ninja world, go see Madara.

Yuge Uchiha, a woman who has a sweet taste but inexplicably hates watermelon.

Believe me, I love the hairstyles of Sensei Kai and the first generation! !

Kakashi-sensei: What did I do wrong?

And... Mina-san, I signed a contract!