Don't suffer the fate of Lao Tzu's family! [Master Ghost Extermination]

The cherry blossoms outside the window were blooming like snow, dyed a layer of gorgeous red under the reflection of the red lanterns.

The woman's temple hair was as soft as clouds, and the kimono on her body was like a dazzling ukiyo-e. The sound of shamisen sounded in the Japanese room, and a gust of wind blew over, and pink cherry blossoms fell on most of the pontoon bridge across the water in the courtyard.

The bright moon above the head is as bright and clear as the best jade, the night cherry is as soft and soft as the skin of a girl, and the lights of the flower street below are lit from the beginning to the end, even if it is late at night, there is no intention of resting at all.

Night is the time when ghosts are most active, and it is also the time when Huajie is most active. Ghosts are creatures that cannot see the sun, and humans also have things that cannot see the light.

Among the crowd passing by, there are many warriors with knives. Not all men are like my son is a good baby. Places like Huajie are undoubtedly a place to indulge in wanton desires, and it is also a place where a lot of shady things gather.

The era in which Yuanyi was born was actually not a peaceful era. After the first year of Yingren, wars spread to almost all regions, and the wars lasted for ten years. It is still the human beings I know well. Evil ghosts are rampant in the world. In the eyes of the world, it is just similar to the stories of Suzhan Naruto and Yamata no Orochi that have been spread among the people.

Speaking of Suzhan Mingzun, I was quite surprised. There is a collection of books left by my mother in Butterfly’s study. I happened to visit Butterfly’s house and read related stories in related books. The spell in the eye has the same name.

Not only Suzhan Mingzun, but rather than being called the three gods Amaterasu God and Yueyomi Zun, the three gods almost accounted for half of the signature pupil technique of Kaleidoscope Sharingan.

"Ah, is Miss Ge very interested in these stories?" Butterfly approached me with a smile and asked.

You do not understand.

I suddenly had the urge to drive Gundam to pretend to be cool.

The more chaotic the times, the more prosperous the business in places like Huajie, and the more diverse people gather.

It would be great to be able to kill the ghost smoothly, but it would be difficult to offend some difficult people. In many cases, humans with evil intentions are more difficult to deal with than evil ghosts.

Kill me, I never thought that I would come to this kind of place twice because of Yuanyi, although it is not the same flower street, but in the end it is a brothel, okay, what is even more frightening is that the lord smiled like a spring breeze and told me that I would not use it for a while I'm too worried about Yuanichi, there's a Sanyashiki family business in this street... oh no, it's the internal response.

I:"……"

Let me ask again, our ghost killing team is a serious ghost killing organization... right?

The family history of the Ubuyashiki family can be traced back to the Heian era more than 600 years ago. The family has a long history, and has many industries and great leaps. Although the main ghost killing team is not a formal organization recognized by the government, the rest of the industries are almost all rosters. On record, in the upper class, the head of the maternity store is also a figure of prestige.

In addition to the ghost slaying team, every head of the Ubuyashiki family has to manage a large number of family affairs and properties. After all, the financial assistance required for ghost hunting missions depends entirely on these properties.

But I didn't expect that the cross-industry competitiveness of the lord's family is so strong that all the brothels in Huajie have opened.

It was correct to join the Ghost Killing Team with Yuanyi back then.

No, it was wrong not to stop Enichi from joining the Demon Slayer Squad.

I always feel that I have strayed into some illegal marketing organization.

There was a faint smell of tobacco in the air, and the wandering girls on both sides of the street lit the shredded tobacco they carried with them, holding a tobacco rod in their slender and white hands, with a lazy expression like a cat, and gently exhaled while touching their gorgeous lips. Take a puff of smoke, like the clouds and mist between the distant Cangshan Mountains gradually dissipate.

The kimono on the woman's body is gorgeous, the hairpin on the top of her head is full of moonlight, her eyes are half-closed like a fox who has been in the world for a long time, but she still can't hide the faint fatigue between her brows.

"Little Yuge." I remembered a long time ago, in such a place, the senior uncle touched my head and said to me, "You must live happily, and don't live as tired as them."

I ignorantly followed the words of the senior uncle and nodded.

In the past, I was still an ignorant child who was not involved in the world. Looking at the wandering girls shuttling through the crowd, I understood the sentence "Don't live as tired as them" by the senior uncle, but I didn't quite understand it. Can nod along his meaning.

A faint cloud and mist floated in front of my eyes, and there was a faint smell of tobacco in my nostrils. I held the handle of the knife and lowered my eyes.

Uncle, I did not live like them, but I used to be very tired, so tired that I had no desire to live.

But now I want to live again.

Is this why you're trying so hard to keep me alive?

Seeing my ignorant look, the senior uncle knew that I didn't understand. He stretched out his finger and poked my forehead. The pain was so painful that I subconsciously stretched out my hand to cover the red forehead.

"Well, you don't understand." I covered my forehead and raised my head to see the expression of senior uncle hating iron and steel, "Forget it, those old guys in the clan let you, a seven-year-old girl, run to this kind of place. If they come to a ghostly place, their conscience will not hurt."

"Let me teach you something for self-defense first." The senior uncle looked at me confidently, "This is the 'Uchiha Secret Body Technique Profound Technique' that I have summed up from doing latent missions all the year round."

So I nodded again ignorantly, and honestly learned the "Uchiha esoteric Taijutsu" taught by my senior uncle.

In the next few decades, facts have proved that these tricks are enough to benefit a woman for life. Although it is a bit sinister, the most taboo thing for me is to go down the third road.

"Ah la la." Leaning on the vermilion column, the woman with gorgeous makeup exhaled a puff of smoke, her vermilion lips curled up, and those old fox-like eyes looked at me, "It's very interesting that someone from Huajie came customers."

I glanced at her casually, she looked casual and lazy, even if she covered her body with a gorgeous kimono, it couldn't hide her exhaustion, the gesture of holding the cigarette rod was skillful, but the white and soft hand seemed weak .

"It's better for you to take a break." I casually gave her a kind reminder.

The body has fallen into extreme exhaustion, so don't force yourself to come out. The women in Huajie are not women on the battlefield, and their physical fitness is far less than that of women who have been baptized on the battlefield. If you are not careful, you will die.

The woman's hand holding the cigarette stick paused, I lowered the hat on my head, turned around and walked into the corner.

According to the address given by the crow, it seems that the Yang House cannot be entered openly. I have to find a way. It is normal for a man to enter, but if a woman is not a prostitute, ordinary women will not even show up in nine out of ten A place like Flower Street.

Wait, man?

I rubbed my chin, and my nephew's stinky face flashed in my mind, um, fierce, not easy to mess with, and handsome enough, if it wasn't for my nephew's always gloomy face and he didn't like to smile, the ones chasing him It is more than enough for the girl to go around Konoha three times.

Back then, I accidentally organized a group to go to Huajie to carry out an intelligence interception mission. Under the training of my facial expression, which is not as good as a beast, the corners of my mouth can barely raise such a tiny arc occasionally. It is such a tiny arc, pretending to be an ordinary nobleman. The bar is so obsessed with the oiran and the little girl in Yang's house, and in the end, he even makes trouble to the point where the oiran almost insists on not marrying him.

After the mission was over, Quanna and I almost died laughing on the spot, but we were chased and killed by the black-faced Madara all the way with the fire-dun shuriken. Of course, Quanna was not included in the chase.

Confidante... No, blue face is a disaster.

If it wasn't for that scumbag in Senshouzhuma, both Madara and Quanna should be able to marry and have children properly, and even if they are soldiers in their lives, they can leave their blood and footprints in the world.

I let out a long sigh in my heart, and confessed to my eldest nephew in Huangquan for a moment, then stretched out my hand to make a few seals, and with a "bang", after the smoke cleared, there was only one person in the dark blue Uchiha uniform left in my place Fried hair man.

Big nephew, I'm sorry.

But I'm so excited.

I tidied up my facial expressions, and after confirming that it was Madara's signature Ninja Shura expression with a straight face, I left the alley with steps that I didn't recognize.

The houses in Huajie are connected Japanese-style houses, one after another, extending to the other end, and the lights are also next to each other, extending to the other end.

So it was not difficult to find the Yang House.

"Oh, what kind of girl does this guest need?" Mama Sang in Yang's house half covered her face with a fan painted with exquisite patterns, her eyes were ambiguous, and the strong fragrance of makeup and powder came to my face, making me want to sneeze.

I:"……"

Yuanyi, are you really... alright?

Damn it, which bastard sent this mission?

Do you want to do monthly reading comprehension?

Stand up, I promise not to kill you!

Seeing that I didn't speak, the proprietress continued with a smile: "A few beautiful girls have come here recently."

I:"……"

"Oops!" came the sound of porcelain falling to the ground and shattering, the wine splashed on the floor, women's exclamations, and men's indistinct curses, all mixed together in a mess.

I subconsciously looked upstairs, and behind the vermilion railing were miscellaneous people, and a few wandering girls were dragging a young man with sloppy feet, who looked like he was drunk.

Attention was drawn to the other hand he was holding tightly. That hand did not look like a woman's hand. The skin was very white, but you could vaguely see the relaxation that was not like a woman from time to time under the sleeve. Strong muscles.

"Ah Shui is not ready to entertain guests yet! Guests, please calm down, you are drunk!" Mother Sang hurriedly raised the hem of her skirt and stepped on clogs to dissuade her.

The quarrel upstairs still didn't mean to calm down.

There are many situations like this in Huajie. Drunk guests, wandering girls who are powerless to change the ending, everything in a mess, I am used to these things as I perform tasks in Huajie.

Moreover, the harassed wanderer, it seems...

A water?

this name...

I remember that Mizujo Watanabe also seemed to come to participate in this mission.

When I looked up, I saw the other person's height that didn't match the gender, and the face that was heavily made up and turned into a coquettish bitch.

I:"……"

shit.

How the hell did you get in here? !

Depend on!you!this!frame!Respect!Allow!? !

The corners of my eyes twitched crazily, my toes pointed, and the wide sleeves of my national uniform were filled with the wind like bird feathers, and I jumped onto the railing on the second floor.

"Let go." With a cold look on my elder nephew's face, I grabbed the drunken young man's wrist instead, exerted a little force, and the young man subconsciously let go of the other's wrist.

"You rude person!" The young man blushed, "Do you know who I am?"

How do I know which onion you have?

I was a little irritable, and my expression became more and more gloomy against the face of my eldest nephew.

"Xiao Yuge, look forward to it. If you meet this kind of person, just use the 'Uchiha Esoteric Body Technique Profound Technique' taught by your predecessors, and you don't have to be merciful!"

"Uncle, are these tricks really 'Uchiha's esoteric body art'?"

"Don't care about these details, as long as you can protect yourself."

"Oh."

With a sound of "click", I stretched out my hand to pinch the opponent's finger, and broke it in the opposite direction expressionlessly. At the same time, the opponent wailed like a pig, and I lifted my foot and kicked it.

Uchiha's esoteric Taijutsu Profound Truth True Breaking Legs!

Immediately afterwards, there was a heartbroken wail, and the whole Yang House was suddenly as quiet as a chicken.

When I saw those three beautiful girls, I almost poked my eyes out. The moment the door opened, I was so scared that my calves were trembling.

The three guys were stunned when I saw the girl who was coming to the girl with the face of my eldest nephew, and I was subconsciously vigilant in the air.

Emotional camouflage is not in place.

and……

Fuck, are you fools? !

I stared dumbfounded at the three "women" who were all dressed in uniform, and who could not be described as exaggerated.

Yuanyi, what are you doing Yuanyi? !

I have to make it clear that Yuan Yi and Yan Sheng are slender and a little slender, and their facial features are relatively soft. Wearing normal makeup and wearing women's clothing to keep things in place will really look like girls, provided they don't have those two plateaus on their faces. Red and bright red lip balm.

I never imagined that Ji Guoyan Sheng would also participate in this matter, wrapped in a colorful kimono, and a bit like a peerless enchantress, the premise is to ignore the horrible makeup on his face.

Is it really a man of the head of the family to do such a thing to break through the offline?

The old things in your house will be mad at you to the point of myocardial infarction, right?

Also, damn it, who put on this makeup?Stand up and I promise not to kill him!

"Who put on this makeup?" I scolded with a straight face, "Stand up and I promise not to beat him to death!"

The Japanese room was still as quiet as a chicken.

The three men looked at my strange face and didn't speak for a moment. There was a little doubt in the air, and the atmosphere of vigilance became more and more intense.

"Song." Yuan Yi said.

The makeup on his face was horrible, and the moment he opened his mouth, his lips, which were painted with rich lipstick, opened and closed.

The corners of my eyes twitched, and I just wanted to wash off the horrible makeup on Yuanyi's face, and there was a mark of undoing on my hand, and after a "bang--" smoke lingered, I returned to my body.

Not surprisingly, I saw the surprise in the eyes of Yan Sheng and Watanabe.

Anyway, I couldn't see the expressions of normal people on their faces, only the ghosts could see the expressions on their faces when their faces turned into this ghostly appearance.

I took out the handkerchief from the skirt of my shirt, rushed up and wiped Yuanyi's face fiercely, Yuanyi honestly let me toss, as well-behaved as a chicken.

"What are you doing?" I wiped Yuanyi's face and asked the two people next to me, "It's fine for Watanabe and Yuanyi to mess around, what's the matter with Mr. Yan Sheng?"

"Hey hey? What do you mean me and Mr. Yuanyi are fine?" Watanabe opened his mouth against the bloody face.

After wiping off the makeup on Yuanyi's face, revealing that handsome face, I threw the handkerchief on Watanabe's face: "It's just that he is more reliable than you two in his way of doing things."

In my impression, Yan Sheng is Hanhan and Hanhan, and that is only when it comes to the matter of Yuanyi, his usual style of handling things has always been prudent, and things like women's clothing together are absolutely disastrous for him, but , he still did it!The human design has collapsed, the successor of the country!

Aren't you going to be a samurai?Which samurai would go to Huajie to dress up as a woman?

"Wipe your face clean before talking to me." I said coldly.

At this moment, the three men are in a panic like three wet dogs in the rain. The appalling makeup on their faces has been wiped clean, and they are still wearing colorful women's kimonos. They are sitting in a line on the tatami superior.

Yuanyi's face was as expressionless as ever, but Yan Sheng next to him lowered his head so much that he was almost buried in the tatami.

If you see your brother, you will lose your wits!

Do you know what to do with embarrassment?

Forget it if you do it, don't stop your brother!

It's okay to do this kind of thing, and the makeup is still like this ghost.

Straight male cancer aesthetics did not save the three of you!

"Who will speak first?" I sat in front of these three guys, with my arms folded and a straight face. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Watanabe shrinking his head.

Oh shit, I really want to know who the culprit is.

I took off the Japanese sword from my waist and threw it on the tatami, and the "snap" sound was resounding in the Japanese room: "Be lenient for confession, and strict for resistance."

……

In the end, the three guys honestly told me the ins and outs.

This area is a rich place, there are all kinds of people, and there are also all kinds of things.Let me declare again that Huajie is not only a place suitable for people to hide, but also suitable for ghosts. The ghost a few years ago had to go to Huajie to avoid the limelight in order to avoid Yuanyi, and even relied on the blessing provided by the proprietress of Yangwu to hide in a majestic way. This time, the ghost was even more insane. For half a month, not only ordinary people, but also the insiders of the ghost killing team. In short, it didn't seem to have any intention of covering up. It can even be said that all comers are not rejected, and the number of people counts to hundreds of people, some of whom are missing, and some of them can be found in a corner of the street at sunrise.

The ghosts that have eaten hundreds of people are stronger than the ghosts they have encountered before. Even Zhu Ying, who has learned the breathing method, will still have a hard time dealing with this kind of ghost. Once dispatched, and considering Yuanyi's ignorance of the world, he called Watanabe along with him, and then Yan Sheng, who completed the task outside... Well, there is a close-up observation of the invincible younger brother's task execution process, this idiot , I think he won't let it go easily, once encountering Yuanyi's incident, this man's IQ dropped from the normal level to the point of mental retardation.

In short, Watanabe came up with this bad idea, and he did the makeup too!

It is said to refer to the ghost hunting mission I sneaked into Huajie last time.

The veins on my forehead popped out, the bones of my fingers creaked when I pinched them, and the fundus of my eyes turned red.

It is enough for Yuan to enter Huajie once, do you dare to take him into the second time, or sell yourself as a woman? !

kill you!

"Do you have any last words to say?" I raised my chin slightly, squinting at Watanabe, who was shorter than me because he was kneeling on the floor, his eyes were filled with scarlet.

"Yes." Watanabe said tremblingly, "Can I continue to live?"

No, but you can go to Santu River with a smile.

I told him with jackal-like eyes.

"I want to try the way Ge used to perform tasks." Yuanyi said suddenly, his skin was very fair, but when I wiped off the makeup on his face, it turned a little red.

I froze for a moment, and paused when I was about to roll up my sleeves.

"But it doesn't seem to be successful." Yuan Yi looked at me with calm eyes.

It's more than just "like", just because the three of you can get in, I can only say that the proprietress is blind.

I am the one who has broken Yuanyi's feelings.

I squeezed the space between my eyebrows, feeling very sad.

"Don't worry." Yuanyi said again, "The 'Uchiha Secret Technique Profound Technique' taught by Uta's senior seems to be very powerful, and I will be fine."

I:"……"

that kind of thing...

I know that Yuanyi read part of my memory in the illusion, but I didn't expect him to even read the memory of me when I came to Huajie to perform missions when I was a child.

That kind of thing is shady, but it is definitely a murderous move that can make men all over the world terrified.

So I have always wanted to ask my predecessors, as men, why bother to embarrass men?

I also looked at the three guys with enchanting bodies wrapped in kimonos. The weirdness is a bit weird, but there are perverts everywhere in the world.

Forget it, it doesn't matter if you learn it, at most it's a broken personality.

"Uchiha's esoteric body art?" Yan Sheng asked suddenly, "What is that?"

I:"……"

Something that can refresh your understanding of your brother.

The author has something to say:

A chapter of collective collapse.

I really didn't expect that Yumo Tianyuan would bring Tan Tan and the three of them into women's clothing!It's fine for piggy, as long as he doesn't burst his shirt, he looks like a girl!It is unscientific that the remaining two people were not found to be men!Mr. Yuhao's make-up technique is so straight-men's aesthetic!