The Central Plains cadres who exploded A
Chapter 8 Partners who are preliminarily popularized with gender knowledge
A slap on the table, Ango's small universe is going to explode, and these two ignorant exchanges are an insult to his academic qualifications. Osamu Dazai and Sakunosuke Oda were taken aback, and they didn't dare to touch his bad luck. He straightened his body and left it to Ango's mercy.
Ango Sakaguchi did not do anything excessive, but just borrowed the small blackboard from the store and started popularizing gender knowledge.
It's also thanks to Dazai Osamu's thick skin and Oda Sakunosuke's naturalness. These two people confuse love and appetite, and hope to get out of the order by training dogs.The other raises children purely by picking them up. What if they are old enough to get married and have children?The orphans on the street picked up a few and took them home.
It can’t be said that Osamu Dazai, who is eager to get out of the singles but uses the wrong method completely, is a headache, or Oda Sakunosuke, who looks natural and uses the method of picking up children to own a family, is helpless. It can only be said that physiological knowledge is also very important in the process of children’s growth. Otherwise, it will produce problematic people who seem to be excellent but who are not even clear about their gender.
"It's amazing!" Osamu Dazai's eyes straightened, as if he had opened the door to a new world, "It turns out that when you reach a certain age, you will be instinctively attracted to the opposite sex, which seems a bit powerful."
"But why are you attracted? Pheromone? It turns out that pheromone is the choice of genes? So it's such a high-end thing?"
"Ango, do you mean that pheromones also contain a lot of human body information? It sounds amazing! Does instinct allow us to choose a more suitable partner? Is this why I am popular? They found that I can optimize their genes So pursue me, that’s why.”
Osamu Dazai fell into a state of complacency when he heard the words, "That means I am better than those people. If people are only interested in people who are better than themselves or who can complement each other, then am I invincible who has not been tempted so far? So I So good."
"Hey! You haven't grasped the point at all. The point is that you are excellent?" Ango Sakaguchi was almost pissed off by Osamu Dazai, and turned his head to hope for Oda Sakunosuke to say a few words.
"So it's because I'm so good?" Oda Sakunosuke also had the same expression on his face.
"Why even you..." Ango Sakaguchi was completely powerless, whoever loves these two bad friends wants to take him away, he just can't move.
Just as he was thinking, there was a crisp sound from the bell on the door.Few people come to this bar, except for the three of them, they rarely meet outsiders.Oda Sakunosuke couldn't help being a little curious, relying on the instinct of his last job to identify the strength of the incoming person through the sound of footsteps.
Hearing the sound of clean footsteps, Oda Sakunosuke secretly heightened his vigilance. The incoming person should have a high force value and his steps are very steady. It sounds like the distance between the steps is about a small girl.
The visitor stopped at the corner of the door, and after all, he did not step down the last flight of stairs, hiding himself in the dark.
'It's a master! Odasaku raised his vigilance and secretly signaled to his two friends.
In the small space, there are also the shop owner and his two friends who are useless in physical skills. It would be embarrassing if someone came with malicious intentions.
Oda Sakunosuke took out his pistol, gave Osamu Dazai a nudge, who was still lying on the table with salted fish, and signaled with his eyes that the other party would take the opportunity to slip away to save himself.
Osamu Dazai sighed, gulped down the wine in the glass, put on his coat and went out.
"Wait, it's dangerous..." Before Odasaku stretched out his hand, Dazai Osamu's lazy voice came over, "My puppy is here to pick me up, I'm leaving today, and I'll come back another day." Let's drink together."
After finishing speaking, Osamu Dazai pounced, as if lying on the body of the person at the corner, Odasaku could hear the pride in Dazai's laughter from a few meters away.
The footsteps of the two could be heard on the stairs, one in front of the other, but they sounded inexplicably harmonious. With the ringing of the doorbell, the bar that had lost Osamu Dazai became quiet again.
Oda Sakunosuke, who had been vigilant in vain, looked at his other middle-level friend: "That one was Osamu Dazai's partner just now? Don't they have a bad relationship? Why did they come to look for him when he was kicked out?"
As an innocent single dog, Ango Sakaguchi couldn't answer, so he could only drink his own tomato juice quietly.
"Dazai's partner respects Dazai very much. In order not to affect our friendship, they didn't show up. This also saves us from the embarrassment of saying hello to our superiors." Oda Sakunosuke concluded.
Ango Sakaguchi looked at his good friend in surprise. He didn't expect that someone who even got married and had children in the wrong order would understand the relationship between superiors and subordinates in the workplace.
On the other hand, Osamu Dazai was taken back by Nakahara Nakaya who came to look for him. The two of them were quiet in the bar, but they quarreled as soon as they left the bar.
It's also because of Dazai's sloppiness, Chuya Chuya gave up his face and ran to find him to go home, but he still had to babble and dance on Zhongye's veins.
He raised his head proudly, the sky was blue, just like Osamu Dazai's bright mood.
At this moment, Osamu Dazai is not to mention how proud he is. This is the first time that Chuya came out to find him on his own initiative. It should be remembered and celebrated as an anniversary in the future. Keep it in a small book and give it to him every year in the future. celebrate this anniversary.
"I just said that it was my dog who fell in the middle. Why does the puppy miss the owner? Knowing that he did something wrong?" Clearly, he was pleasantly surprised and happy, but Osamu Dazai had to say something, and he didn't know what was going on in his heart. Are you eager for a violent beating from your partner?
Nakahara took a deep breath, and finally held back his fist, telling himself that Osamu Dazai was still in the susceptible period, he just couldn't control himself, he couldn't beat him, and he had to take care of him if he was beaten badly.
After some self-consolation, Zhong Yuanzhong also let go of his fist and cursed back: "I wouldn't have come to you if the leader hadn't taught me about the susceptibility period!"
Chuya Nakahara spoke fiercely and gritted his teeth while pinching Osamu Dazai's pretty face: "You are not being honest during the susceptible period. Don't you know how to be honest and reflect when I throw you out of the house? Dare to face it next time." Put your mouth on my face, be careful I beat your proud face into a pig's head."
Osamu Dazai groaned, made a gesture, and shut up.
Nakahara Chuya originally thought that the susceptible period was to be more sensitive and have a low-grade fever. Unexpectedly, in the leader's popular science document, the susceptible period would actually make people depressed and want to commit suicide. Didn't they see the document!In a hurry, he rushed out to find someone, afraid that if he was alone, the mackerel would really confess himself to the outside world.
Nakahara Chuya's little red locomotive was parked by the side of the road. Osamu Dazai acted like I was a good boy, sat on the back seat of the locomotive, tilted his head and looked at Nakahara Nakaya who was still angry, his eyes were full of smiles.
Nakahara Nakaya raised his head and met Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes, like melted taffy, sweet and warm, his heart softened, and he let go of this bastard who didn't know how to reflect and sneaked away.
"There will be no next time!" Nakahara Zhongya waved his fist and got on the motorcycle.
Dazai Zhizhi sat in the back row safely, and he couldn't help laughing because he was afraid of meeting his cautious movements when he got into the car.
Zhongyuan Zhong also blushed: "Hey, what are you laughing at, bastard, believe me or not..."
Osamu Dazai hugged his dwarf from behind: "I didn't laugh at you, I just feel very happy."
"Why are you happy, I think you just need a fight." Osamu Dazai didn't answer, but hugged Chuya's slender waist tightly.
With Dazai Osamu, the locomotive failed to show the speed it should have, and was slowly squeezed into the rush of get off work.
Zhong Yuanzhong, wearing a helmet, also looked at the blue sky. The streets were lined with shops that had been redecorated after the Dragon Head War. The streets were full of traffic. In fact, occasional traffic jams seemed not bad.
Although there was a bastard partner attached to him behind him, but if it wasn't for this bastard, he wouldn't slow down and come out to find someone, let alone see the reconstruction after the chaos.
Well, Osamu Dazai's partner, although not ideal, still has a little sparkle occasionally.
While waiting for the time of the red street light, Nakahara Chuya suddenly rose up, and touched Dazai Osamu's disheveled hair with his hand back. The soft hair was disheveled by the hot summer wind. Suicide-loving bastards put on their helmets.
"I don't want to wear it." Osamu Dazai complained dissatisfied, "It's too hot to wear a helmet in summer."
Regardless of Dazai's resistance, Nakahara Chuya forcibly buckled his messy hair under the helmet, and seeing Dazai's dissatisfied "hmph" turned his head, Nakahara Chuya suddenly felt that it was a good thing to have this partner.
Of course he wouldn't tell Osamu Dazai, otherwise that arrogant guy would have his tail turned upside down.
As the countdown of the red street light ended, Zhongya Nakahara turned around, the locomotive hummed twice, Osamu Dazai continued to hug Chuya's waist, thinking about it, he felt that he was subdued, and leaned against Chuya's shoulder A few words of threat in a low voice.
The wind was blowing, and Nakahara couldn't hear what Dazai said clearly, but he could probably guess it based on his understanding, and directly said that he would eat all of Dazai's crabs at night.
Osamu Dazai was shocked when he heard the words, and whispered something in Nakaya's ear. The locomotive passed by, and only the laughter of the two remained in the air.
In this blue sky and white clouds, in this sunny summer, the two of them were 16 years old that year, and they had only participated in the Dragon Head War for half a year. Be sure to invite me to spend the rest of my life with you, and I don't have to refuse.
Nakahara Chuya seemed to be suddenly interested, and invited Osamu Dazai to go for a drive in the suburbs with him. The wanton wind blew past his ears, and Nakaya's ocher hair fluttered in front of his eyes, and even the chirping of cicadas in summer As if I couldn't hear it, I took a deep breath. The unknown wild flowers in the suburbs are very fragrant, with the smell of summer, warm.
"Chuya?" Osamu Dazai suddenly called out while lying on the grass.
"What's wrong? Are you hungry or want to go home?"
"Go home..." Osamu Dazai mumbled twice first, and then laughed. "It's not that I want to go home, it's just Chuya, it's so beautiful here, let's come here every summer to enjoy the flowers!"
The voice of Chuya Zhongyuan came from the grassland, "Besides here, there are many other places with good scenery. I just saw a little bit. If we have a chance, let's go and see the world! The aurora in the North Pole, the aurora in the South Pole. Penguins... we can go see together."
In youth, the root sown in the heart is the root that will not be broken easily.At that time, they were all teenagers, they didn't know love, they just met each other. After that, for many years, the spring blossoms and the autumn fruits, every year, every year.
The author has something to say:
About why single?
Ango Sakaguchi: I want to work, I want to work overtime...
Oda: There are only three types of people in the world: children who can be adopted (five children), children who cannot be adopted (Osamu Dazai), and potential mission targets lost after changing careers.
Osamu Dazai: I am very handsome, no one is worthy of me!Proud JPG.
Sakaguchi-Matchmaker-Ango to Oda: What do you think of that beauty?
Oda: There is someone who can kill her in seconds, but I changed my career, and I don’t intend to kill her, no matter how much money I have, I won’t do it.
Ango Sakaguchi: ...
Oda:?
Ango Sakaguchi did not do anything excessive, but just borrowed the small blackboard from the store and started popularizing gender knowledge.
It's also thanks to Dazai Osamu's thick skin and Oda Sakunosuke's naturalness. These two people confuse love and appetite, and hope to get out of the order by training dogs.The other raises children purely by picking them up. What if they are old enough to get married and have children?The orphans on the street picked up a few and took them home.
It can’t be said that Osamu Dazai, who is eager to get out of the singles but uses the wrong method completely, is a headache, or Oda Sakunosuke, who looks natural and uses the method of picking up children to own a family, is helpless. It can only be said that physiological knowledge is also very important in the process of children’s growth. Otherwise, it will produce problematic people who seem to be excellent but who are not even clear about their gender.
"It's amazing!" Osamu Dazai's eyes straightened, as if he had opened the door to a new world, "It turns out that when you reach a certain age, you will be instinctively attracted to the opposite sex, which seems a bit powerful."
"But why are you attracted? Pheromone? It turns out that pheromone is the choice of genes? So it's such a high-end thing?"
"Ango, do you mean that pheromones also contain a lot of human body information? It sounds amazing! Does instinct allow us to choose a more suitable partner? Is this why I am popular? They found that I can optimize their genes So pursue me, that’s why.”
Osamu Dazai fell into a state of complacency when he heard the words, "That means I am better than those people. If people are only interested in people who are better than themselves or who can complement each other, then am I invincible who has not been tempted so far? So I So good."
"Hey! You haven't grasped the point at all. The point is that you are excellent?" Ango Sakaguchi was almost pissed off by Osamu Dazai, and turned his head to hope for Oda Sakunosuke to say a few words.
"So it's because I'm so good?" Oda Sakunosuke also had the same expression on his face.
"Why even you..." Ango Sakaguchi was completely powerless, whoever loves these two bad friends wants to take him away, he just can't move.
Just as he was thinking, there was a crisp sound from the bell on the door.Few people come to this bar, except for the three of them, they rarely meet outsiders.Oda Sakunosuke couldn't help being a little curious, relying on the instinct of his last job to identify the strength of the incoming person through the sound of footsteps.
Hearing the sound of clean footsteps, Oda Sakunosuke secretly heightened his vigilance. The incoming person should have a high force value and his steps are very steady. It sounds like the distance between the steps is about a small girl.
The visitor stopped at the corner of the door, and after all, he did not step down the last flight of stairs, hiding himself in the dark.
'It's a master! Odasaku raised his vigilance and secretly signaled to his two friends.
In the small space, there are also the shop owner and his two friends who are useless in physical skills. It would be embarrassing if someone came with malicious intentions.
Oda Sakunosuke took out his pistol, gave Osamu Dazai a nudge, who was still lying on the table with salted fish, and signaled with his eyes that the other party would take the opportunity to slip away to save himself.
Osamu Dazai sighed, gulped down the wine in the glass, put on his coat and went out.
"Wait, it's dangerous..." Before Odasaku stretched out his hand, Dazai Osamu's lazy voice came over, "My puppy is here to pick me up, I'm leaving today, and I'll come back another day." Let's drink together."
After finishing speaking, Osamu Dazai pounced, as if lying on the body of the person at the corner, Odasaku could hear the pride in Dazai's laughter from a few meters away.
The footsteps of the two could be heard on the stairs, one in front of the other, but they sounded inexplicably harmonious. With the ringing of the doorbell, the bar that had lost Osamu Dazai became quiet again.
Oda Sakunosuke, who had been vigilant in vain, looked at his other middle-level friend: "That one was Osamu Dazai's partner just now? Don't they have a bad relationship? Why did they come to look for him when he was kicked out?"
As an innocent single dog, Ango Sakaguchi couldn't answer, so he could only drink his own tomato juice quietly.
"Dazai's partner respects Dazai very much. In order not to affect our friendship, they didn't show up. This also saves us from the embarrassment of saying hello to our superiors." Oda Sakunosuke concluded.
Ango Sakaguchi looked at his good friend in surprise. He didn't expect that someone who even got married and had children in the wrong order would understand the relationship between superiors and subordinates in the workplace.
On the other hand, Osamu Dazai was taken back by Nakahara Nakaya who came to look for him. The two of them were quiet in the bar, but they quarreled as soon as they left the bar.
It's also because of Dazai's sloppiness, Chuya Chuya gave up his face and ran to find him to go home, but he still had to babble and dance on Zhongye's veins.
He raised his head proudly, the sky was blue, just like Osamu Dazai's bright mood.
At this moment, Osamu Dazai is not to mention how proud he is. This is the first time that Chuya came out to find him on his own initiative. It should be remembered and celebrated as an anniversary in the future. Keep it in a small book and give it to him every year in the future. celebrate this anniversary.
"I just said that it was my dog who fell in the middle. Why does the puppy miss the owner? Knowing that he did something wrong?" Clearly, he was pleasantly surprised and happy, but Osamu Dazai had to say something, and he didn't know what was going on in his heart. Are you eager for a violent beating from your partner?
Nakahara took a deep breath, and finally held back his fist, telling himself that Osamu Dazai was still in the susceptible period, he just couldn't control himself, he couldn't beat him, and he had to take care of him if he was beaten badly.
After some self-consolation, Zhong Yuanzhong also let go of his fist and cursed back: "I wouldn't have come to you if the leader hadn't taught me about the susceptibility period!"
Chuya Nakahara spoke fiercely and gritted his teeth while pinching Osamu Dazai's pretty face: "You are not being honest during the susceptible period. Don't you know how to be honest and reflect when I throw you out of the house? Dare to face it next time." Put your mouth on my face, be careful I beat your proud face into a pig's head."
Osamu Dazai groaned, made a gesture, and shut up.
Nakahara Chuya originally thought that the susceptible period was to be more sensitive and have a low-grade fever. Unexpectedly, in the leader's popular science document, the susceptible period would actually make people depressed and want to commit suicide. Didn't they see the document!In a hurry, he rushed out to find someone, afraid that if he was alone, the mackerel would really confess himself to the outside world.
Nakahara Chuya's little red locomotive was parked by the side of the road. Osamu Dazai acted like I was a good boy, sat on the back seat of the locomotive, tilted his head and looked at Nakahara Nakaya who was still angry, his eyes were full of smiles.
Nakahara Nakaya raised his head and met Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes, like melted taffy, sweet and warm, his heart softened, and he let go of this bastard who didn't know how to reflect and sneaked away.
"There will be no next time!" Nakahara Zhongya waved his fist and got on the motorcycle.
Dazai Zhizhi sat in the back row safely, and he couldn't help laughing because he was afraid of meeting his cautious movements when he got into the car.
Zhongyuan Zhong also blushed: "Hey, what are you laughing at, bastard, believe me or not..."
Osamu Dazai hugged his dwarf from behind: "I didn't laugh at you, I just feel very happy."
"Why are you happy, I think you just need a fight." Osamu Dazai didn't answer, but hugged Chuya's slender waist tightly.
With Dazai Osamu, the locomotive failed to show the speed it should have, and was slowly squeezed into the rush of get off work.
Zhong Yuanzhong, wearing a helmet, also looked at the blue sky. The streets were lined with shops that had been redecorated after the Dragon Head War. The streets were full of traffic. In fact, occasional traffic jams seemed not bad.
Although there was a bastard partner attached to him behind him, but if it wasn't for this bastard, he wouldn't slow down and come out to find someone, let alone see the reconstruction after the chaos.
Well, Osamu Dazai's partner, although not ideal, still has a little sparkle occasionally.
While waiting for the time of the red street light, Nakahara Chuya suddenly rose up, and touched Dazai Osamu's disheveled hair with his hand back. The soft hair was disheveled by the hot summer wind. Suicide-loving bastards put on their helmets.
"I don't want to wear it." Osamu Dazai complained dissatisfied, "It's too hot to wear a helmet in summer."
Regardless of Dazai's resistance, Nakahara Chuya forcibly buckled his messy hair under the helmet, and seeing Dazai's dissatisfied "hmph" turned his head, Nakahara Chuya suddenly felt that it was a good thing to have this partner.
Of course he wouldn't tell Osamu Dazai, otherwise that arrogant guy would have his tail turned upside down.
As the countdown of the red street light ended, Zhongya Nakahara turned around, the locomotive hummed twice, Osamu Dazai continued to hug Chuya's waist, thinking about it, he felt that he was subdued, and leaned against Chuya's shoulder A few words of threat in a low voice.
The wind was blowing, and Nakahara couldn't hear what Dazai said clearly, but he could probably guess it based on his understanding, and directly said that he would eat all of Dazai's crabs at night.
Osamu Dazai was shocked when he heard the words, and whispered something in Nakaya's ear. The locomotive passed by, and only the laughter of the two remained in the air.
In this blue sky and white clouds, in this sunny summer, the two of them were 16 years old that year, and they had only participated in the Dragon Head War for half a year. Be sure to invite me to spend the rest of my life with you, and I don't have to refuse.
Nakahara Chuya seemed to be suddenly interested, and invited Osamu Dazai to go for a drive in the suburbs with him. The wanton wind blew past his ears, and Nakaya's ocher hair fluttered in front of his eyes, and even the chirping of cicadas in summer As if I couldn't hear it, I took a deep breath. The unknown wild flowers in the suburbs are very fragrant, with the smell of summer, warm.
"Chuya?" Osamu Dazai suddenly called out while lying on the grass.
"What's wrong? Are you hungry or want to go home?"
"Go home..." Osamu Dazai mumbled twice first, and then laughed. "It's not that I want to go home, it's just Chuya, it's so beautiful here, let's come here every summer to enjoy the flowers!"
The voice of Chuya Zhongyuan came from the grassland, "Besides here, there are many other places with good scenery. I just saw a little bit. If we have a chance, let's go and see the world! The aurora in the North Pole, the aurora in the South Pole. Penguins... we can go see together."
In youth, the root sown in the heart is the root that will not be broken easily.At that time, they were all teenagers, they didn't know love, they just met each other. After that, for many years, the spring blossoms and the autumn fruits, every year, every year.
The author has something to say:
About why single?
Ango Sakaguchi: I want to work, I want to work overtime...
Oda: There are only three types of people in the world: children who can be adopted (five children), children who cannot be adopted (Osamu Dazai), and potential mission targets lost after changing careers.
Osamu Dazai: I am very handsome, no one is worthy of me!Proud JPG.
Sakaguchi-Matchmaker-Ango to Oda: What do you think of that beauty?
Oda: There is someone who can kill her in seconds, but I changed my career, and I don’t intend to kill her, no matter how much money I have, I won’t do it.
Ango Sakaguchi: ...
Oda:?
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