The Central Plains cadres who exploded A

However, the usual expenses are relatively high. As a member of the Sunshine family, let alone investing money, even the two ten thousand yuan bills in his pocket are pocket money for Mr. Guan Sen and Sister Hongye.

I searched through every crevice in the house, but found some scraps: three previously lost work reports, two [-]-yen coins, a roll of bandages, and a box of paper clips to secure my coat.

Want to get rich with your brain?The reality cruelly told Osamu Dazai that he usually didn't know that when he needed to save money, he could only stare blankly. Dazai Osamu, who had no principal, took the two coins he had just dug out and went downstairs to buy a bottle of juice.

Looking at the little ants on the ground, Osamu Dazai sighed leisurely. He only had [-] yen in his hand—the standard salary of an ordinary Japanese for two days.

Get rich with [-] yen?Osamu Dazai gasped, the difficulty was comparable to asking him to teach a sow to climb a tree.

Before coming up with a charter, the fresh food delivery service arrived. The courier boy put a smile on his face and enthusiastically stuffed the pen into Osamu Dazai's hand: "Mr. Dazai, this is the top-quality Matsuba crab you ordered yesterday." , each of which weighs more than one catty, there are five in total, for the sake of you being our regular customer, I will give you a discount, thanks for your patronage, the total is [-] yen, do you think it is cash or Credit card?"

Osamu Dazai rejected the courier brother's plan to help deliver the crab upstairs, silently looking at the [-] yen change in his hand in a daze.

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The desire to make money to support his family was shattered with a bang. Osamu Dazai bought a bottle of drink with these two coins, turned around and ran to find Nakaya. money!

As the saying goes, borrowing chickens to lay eggs, borrowing flowers to present Buddha, although Dazai Osamu has nothing at the moment, but he has a heart to make a fortune and support Chuya.

The process of borrowing money can be described as smooth sailing. Relying on the thickness of his skin at the corner of the city wall, Osamu Dazai got his wish and got to Chuya Nakahara's classroom. At this moment, Sister Hongye is still teaching haiku, saying that she can cultivate artistic cells.Compared with the economic and political tomes that Mr. Shimomori let me read, Osamu Dazai felt that he was more relaxed, and game theory was always easier than poetry.

"You bastard, you are honestly waiting for the courier at home, what are you doing here?" Nakahara Chuya narrowed his eyes and realized that the matter was not simple.

"Chuya~" Osamu Dazai opened his eyes wide, trying to make himself look more cute, but it's a pity that Zhongya jumped over the pit too many times, and he didn't have the desire to step on the pit again. He turned his head with a "hum", Totally refused to pay attention to this so-called partner.

Miss Hongye liked Dazai Osamu very much, and she rubbed Dazai Osamu's fluffy hair without hesitation: "Why are you two still so quarrelsome? Since you are partners, you should be more frank."

Zhongyuan Zhong also knew that the eldest sister seemed to have a super high affection for all small things, but he didn't expect that Dazai Osamu would not even want to face, so he took the opportunity to get close to the eldest sister, and the opening was to borrow money. To borrow a large amount, I don't know where he, a brat, got such a big ambition, it was millions of dollars, did he want to run away with the money?

Not sure if it was jealousy or something, Nakahara Nakahara slammed Osamu Dazai, who was in the arms of the elder sister, fiercely. In a few words, the elder sister was already preparing to change Dazai's clothes and lead him to Tokyo to attend the reception.

Is this worth it?If the unreliable Dazai Osamu was allowed to go out with the eldest sister and take the opportunity to deceive people into saving money, then he would have no shame.Chuya Nakahara threw out a bank card and drove away Osamu Dazai, who was worried about his elder sister's savings.

"Sister, don't listen to that bastard's nonsense. He's living a daylight family and still talks about his investment plan. That's purely a dream."

Koye Ozaki looked at Chuya, who was puffing up, and rubbed his hands twice. Sure enough, Chuya and Osamu Dazai were both cute, just like kittens fighting. No matter how you do it, it makes people feel cute .

Koyo Ozaki didn't answer Chuya's complaint directly, but just gave him a few books and asked him to leave school early.

After spending time with Ozaki Koyo for a while, Ozaki Koyo promised not to give Osamu Dazai pocket money anymore, and Nakahara Nakaya walked out of the room contentedly.At this moment, his anger has reached the controllable range, as long as Dazai Ji does not come to pull out the tiger's whiskers, he will definitely not take the lead in using force.

When I opened the elevator, Zhongya Nakahara didn't react, and was pulled in by Osamu Dazai in the elevator: "Hi ~ Nakaya (*^▽^*). What a coincidence, let's go home together!"

As he said that, he wrapped his arms around Zhongye's thin shoulders, held Zhongyuan Zhongye's bank card in the other hand, and played it back and forth in front of the other party's eyes. With such vigor, he wished to tell the whole world that Zhongyuan Zhongye's bank card was in his hand.

"Ah, Chuya's card actually has so much money, it's really beyond my expectation!" He said in surprise, but the expression on Dazai Osamu's face didn't mean that, the smug look was just two words , "I owe a beating".

"Zhongye~, this card is empty now, do you still want to take it back? If you don't want it, I will keep it for Zhongye for the time being. As for the storage fee, it will be settled with your future salary."

The blue veins on Nakahara Chuya's forehead stood up immediately, and if Osamu Dazai was not too weak, a fist the size of a sandbag would have reached Osamu Dazai's face.

Osamu Dazai also saw Chuya's love for the weak, he clearly saw Chuya's suppressed anger, and he wanted to move forward.

"Chung Ye, you say you're so stupid, what will you do if you leave me? You can't even be cheated out of your money!"

I can't bear it anymore, I don't need to bear it anymore.Nakahara Nakahara directly squeezed away Osamu Dazai who was blocking the elevator door, grabbed the empty card and strode forward, "Although I don't know what you want to do? But if you lose all my salary, sell yourself to pay me back." money!"

"Prostitution?" Osamu Dazai, a stinky fart, didn't know what he came into contact with after following Mr. Mori, and his face turned red when he mentioned prostitution, "If it's Chuya..."

Finding that Dazai Osamu who followed was inexplicably shy, Nakahara Nakahara moved aside in disgust, for fear of being contaminated with something bad.

It was clearly just a very subtle movement, but Dazai Osamu reacted strongly as if he had been humiliated: "You despise me? It is clear that the dog is thinking about the owner's body, and even made a disgusted expression. I am angry!"

Osamu Dazai's eyes widened, he stomped his footsteps, shook off Chuya Nakahara, and walked ahead alone, and he was nowhere to be seen after a few strokes.

Nakahara Nakahara scratched his head in a daze. Although he had a high IQ, he was born in a different dimension less than ten years ago, and he was still a novice emotionally. This troublesome guy is going crazy again.

"Hey~Mr. Mori, why does he want me to be a partner with this bastard? Sooner or later, he will be pissed off by him." Nakahara Nakaya looked at his bank card, wondering why Dazai Osamu needed so much money. I lent the money to the other party, and Osamu Dazai didn't have any sense of being a debtor, which is really troublesome.

A good partner like him, a bastard like Osamu Dazai doesn't know how to cherish it, he is really blind, besides him, there are a few people who are willing to share resources, help him unconditionally, and take away all the funds without explaining the purpose. The face is angry because of the little things that are not well-known, and it really needs a beating.

Nakahara Nakaya followed closely and walked out of the hall. Dazai Osamu was sitting on his beloved little red motorcycle and was sulking. He turned his head when he saw him coming. I don’t know where the stink came from. He didn’t treat his partner well at all. manner.

Nakahara Chuya's fist was hard at that time, and since he met Dazai Osamu, his endurance has improved. If it were him before, no matter how weak Dazai Osamu was, he would use his fist to beat people into pieces. Pies.

Helplessly, Dazai Zhi's blood is thin and his skin is brittle, and he will be injured if he moves a few times. If he is injured, he has to be taken care of by his partner. He really wants to use his fists to teach Dazai Zhi how to be a man.

Can you believe it?Osamu Dazai, who is a supernatural being, can't even dodge bullets. It doesn't matter if his body reaction speed can't keep up, and his dynamic vision can't keep up. He couldn't see the bullets coming. If it weren't for him, Nakahara Staring at his partner distractedly, Osamu Dazai has already been beaten into a sieve.

After several trials, Zhongyuan Zhong also had to admit that Osamu Dazai was really useless. He said that he was not good enough, but he was really bad. The locomotive is not as good as it can't even break a sandbag with a fist, and it's just scum except for its easy-to-use brain.

Osamu Dazai was also very desperate about this, Chuya Nakahara's standard was simply beyond the reach of ordinary people, and Chuya Nakahara's overly powerful ability greatly blurred the difference between a superhuman and an ordinary person.

From my own experience, people with supernatural abilities should be able to fight. Don’t you see that any person with supernatural abilities is an existence with explosive combat power. Look at Lantang, who masters the dimensional space, and almost wiped out the young Shuanghei directly. Now, let's look at the ancestor leaders who are corpses. They are all corpses and almost sent Osamu Dazai away with a scythe.

Let’s talk about the golden Yasha of the big sister Hongye and the Alice of the leader of the forest.Don't look at the leader who looks ordinary, it's like playing if you have nothing to dodge a bullet, only Osamu Dazai is as weak as a chicken, and he can't even beat the leader Mori who was a doctor.

In this regard, Osamu Dazai has 1 grievances in his heart. Looking at the control group that Zhong also selected for him, Lantang, who was almost promoted to the transcendent, established the ancestors of the port Mafia on his own, and gathered all the Mafia members of the port. Sister Hongye, a person with supernatural powers cultivated by Lili since childhood, and Mr. Mori, a military doctor who was killed in the flames of war.

And he, ordinary Dazai Osamu is just an ordinary young master who abandoned the past, let him dodge bullets and hide Gatling by instinct?That difficulty is simply Mount Everest.

"Huh? You are clearly a person with supernatural powers, why are you so weak?" Chuya Nakahara, who used moving house as exercise, asked at that time, holding about five tons of furniture with one hand. , Is it because your special ability restricts the development of your body?"

Osamu Dazai interrupted Nakahara Nakahara's unreliable guess: "There are very few people with physical fitness like you! I'm just an ordinary person with supernatural powers. Don't judge me by superhuman standards."

"I, Osamu Dazai, am injured and need to be hospitalized. If I am hungry, I will have a stomachache. If I catch a cold, I will catch a cold and have a fever. I am so ordinary, how is it?"

Chuya Nakahara seemed to have discovered a new continent. It was the first time he knew that there were such fragile beings in the world. It was probably because Osamu Dazai left such a deep impression of weakness on Chuya Nakahara that he later met a really weak person. Akutagawa Ryunosuke can also train without changing his face.