The Central Plains cadres who exploded A

After eating a fruit and pouring it into Osamu Dazai, Osamu Dazai finally regained his energy.

However, Osamu Dazai didn't know that the fruit he ate was a famous fruit in the underworld, which was specially used to replenish energy. Nakahara Nakata ran to buy this fruit for him, which made Dazai Osamu famous in the neighborhood.

When Osamu Dazai was taken by Chuya Nakahara to a colleague dinner for the first time, some colleagues shared with Osamu Dazai some tips for invigorating the kidney with a tacit understanding.

Regardless of how embarrassing Osamu Dazai was, the days of the two of them in the kingdom of heaven passed day by day, and the days were dull and noisy. Over time, even ghosts from different departments knew about this noisy couple.

One day, Osamu Dazai sat by the window and watched Nakahara Nakaya tie him a swing.

Holding his face, Osamu Dazai asked: "I haven't confessed to Chuya, why is Chuya willing to accept such a bad me? Obviously there are so many excellent people in the pursuit."

"Confession? Still pursuing, we have been together for a long time!" Zhong Yuan wiped the sweat from his brow, "Didn't you experience that kind of thing at the age of 15?"

Zhongya Nakahara straightened up and said as a matter of course: "When you saw me, you said: 'I like you like this the most.' I said you were 'disgusting', but didn't I refuse you? If I didn't refuse, I agreed. Although you are not perfect, but with you, of course I will not look at the flowers and plants outside."

Osamu Dazai was speechless for a moment, and bent over with a smile.

"Aren't you afraid that I'm just talking nonsense? That kind of talk is too unreliable!"

"Who do you think I am." Nakahara Chuya still smiled wantonly, "How many lies do you think I have seen on Radium Bowl Street? How can you not be able to discern the care and sincerity in your words."

Osamu Dazai stood up, took Chuya Nakahara into his arms, and kissed the top of Chuya Nakahara lightly, "Thank you Chuya, thank you for not missing me, idiot. Thank you for being willing to be with me."

Nakahara was also buried in Dazai's chest, and hugged him hard, "There is no way, who told you to be Dazai, although you are just a bastard, who made me meet you, since I met you, then I must You can't do it!"

The flowers in the kingdom of heaven are still beautiful. In a certain corner, there lived such a couple. They were noisy, but they were extremely loving.

If you are lucky enough to meet a man with iris eyes with a halo on his head arguing with a man with brown hair and blue eyes on the streets of Yokohama, it means they are coming back to visit relatives.

You can ask that little man for a glass of wine, and he'll tell you a story, a story about love and protection.

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The author has something to say: Not enough words, a small extra chapter as a gift, 'Flying Hug':

In a certain period of time, Osamu Dazai, a former government cadre, went through a series of operations such as defecting, laundering and joining Butei, and still maintained a friendly relationship with Chuya, although he was often thrown out of the house by Chuya.

But you see, Chuya bought an apartment outside the dormitory of ** especially for him, and it cannot be said that there is no progress. At least Nakahara Chuya blushed, and he was willing to write in the same household registration book with Osamu Dazai .

The days are so peaceful and warm, Nakahara Chuya is still an independent model worker, Dazai Osamu just changed to another place to fish.

The sofa of the Armed Detective Agency is very comfortable, and it seems that Mr. Mori bought it, so this is the best place for Osamu Dazai to fish when he is idle.

On this day, Osamu Dazai was lying on the sofa and listening to his own suicide song intoxicated. When he got excited, he sang a few lines: "Sacrificing love, you can't do it alone..."

Kunikida Doppo, the next president of the detective agency, was almost pissed off. Recently, he didn’t know what happened to Osamu Dazai. People take care of it.

Kunikida Doppo was afraid that this bastard would ruin the reputation of the detective agency, so he rushed to the detective agency according to the time, and finally caught Osamu Dazai who was fishing.

"Dazai!" Kunikida Doppo turned into a irascible dinosaur, "You bastard, you are not rushing to do something that will damage the reputation of the detective agency!"

Osamu Dazai blinked, with a pure and innocent face, "I hate it, Kunikida's mother treats me like this, how could I do something that would damage the reputation of the detective agency? After all, the reputation of the detective agency was long before I came here. I was thrown away by the violent Kunikida-kun!"

Taking advantage of Kunikida Doppo's anger at calling his mother, Osamu Dazai dodges and slips out.

Kunikida Doppo didn't speak, he could guess what the other party was going to say, nothing more than secretly asking him if he was adopted.

Does that need to be said?He had been taken care of by Chuya since a long time ago. Taking out Chuya's secondary card, Osamu Dazai hummed while shopping for bandages.

Osamu Dazai was originally in a good mood, but it happened that he had no eyesight, and the show of affection was actually shown in front of Osamu Dazai.

At that time, Osamu Dazai was picking crabs, and a young couple came not far away. It seemed that because the girl looked at Osamu Dazai for a few times because of his appearance, the boy became jealous and angry, and followed Dazai Osamu outside. Showing affection in the small square outside the supermarket.

This way of showing affection is not very difficult. It is called "flying hug". To put it simply, the woman stands in place, and the man rushes over from a distance. Take the girl away.

It is said to be a hug, but in fact it is no different from snatching someone.

Osamu Dazai was shown his face, and his good mood was ruined, but he still didn't care about anything with the young man, took his own things, and went home.

When he got home, Nakaya had already prepared delicious takeaways for him, which were made by Osamu Dazai's favorite chef. He was eating sweet crab meat, but Osamu Dazai was not happy.

Zhongyuan Zhong also tilted his head, and put a piece of crab into his mouth in doubt, "It's not bad, and it's delicious, why are you unhappy?"

Dazai Osamu was aggrieved and said that he was shown affection.

Zhong Yuanzhong also sighed helplessly, this idiot mackerel of his family has grown back, and his mental age is not yet three years old!

But who let this be the person he chose? Although Nakahara Chuya was not interested in this strange hug, he decided to play with Osamu Dazai once.

The seemingly sad Osamu Dazai immediately put a smile on his face, and turned the camera out after eating.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little puzzled, "What are you doing with that, even if you want to record it, a mobile phone is enough!"

A sly smile appeared on Osamu Dazai's face. Not only did he not use his mobile phone to make do with it, he also turned out a video camera, shooting in all directions without dead ends.

Looking at the surrounding cameras and the aerial photography of the sky, Zhong Yuanzhong was also very speechless, but he still didn't say anything after all.

Standing calmly surrounded by the cameras, Nakahara watched Osamu Dazai walk not far away, and then he started running, sprinting, getting closer and closer.

Nakahara also tensed his muscles, intending to cooperate with Osamu Dazai's strength to be hugged.

Osamu Dazai stretched his body and raised his arms horizontally, just like that, he came in front of Zhongya Chuya.

However, there was no hug as expected, and what Osamu Dazai took away was the air above Chuya Nakahara's head.

……

Pululu, the hat that fell on the ground rolled away, and Osamu Dazai burst into exaggerated laughter behind Nakahara Chuya.

A red light flashed, and Chuya Zhongye was no longer in place, and the presumptuous and arrogant laughter also disappeared at the same time.

For some reason, the floating soil on the ground shook, the smoke and dust dispersed, and there was only a pile of sand-colored objects in place.

...It turned out that a certain mackerel had been beaten.

When Kunikida Doppo saw Osamu Dazai again, this hobby was having dinner at the restaurant downstairs while leaving early.

Kunikida Doppo looked bewildered, and asked in confusion, "Why are you starting to eat at the restaurant, didn't you say you want to go home early?"

Osamu Dazai shook his head, and answered inscrutablely: "Who made me a member of the detective agency? It's not good to always leave the big team! Not only do I have to eat at the whirlpool cafe, but I also have to go back to the dormitory to sleep at night."

When he said this, Osamu Dazai still had a strangely big tongue. He didn't know if the food was not in the same taste and he bit his tongue. He also said that he was going back to the dormitory to sleep. Could it be that he was kicked out by the rich woman before? Big tongue, maybe it was kicked out after a beating.

Thinking of this, Kunikida Doppo shook his head. He actually thought of his colleagues that way. No matter how unreliable Dazai Osamu was, it was impossible for him to be kicked out. That good-looking face is not fake, Dazai Osamu is so Good looking, how could anyone be willing to beat him?

Of course Osamu Dazai was not beaten, but he was smashed by the camera he had prepared, and he was kicked out of the house. Seeing Dr. Yosano's clear eyes, Osamu Dazai stood up without hesitation, no one except Chuya I know the experience that he failed to show affection but overturned.