The only pet salted fish of the sick and weak [entertainment circle]

Looking at the narrow tent of the so-called "two people", Shi Zhou just wanted to shout "Help, my God" in his heart. Just now, the two of them were in a cold war, neither talking nor touching each other.

Shi Zhou was exploring how to use the grill just now, but he failed to ignite the damned charcoal from various angles and methods. He felt like a fool trying to light a stone with his hands, like To accomplish what is simply impossible to accomplish.

After all kinds of postures failed, Li You, who was wearing skewers at the side, suggested: "It seems that the barbecue charcoal is not easy to light directly with a lighter, why don't you get something easy to light and throw it in?"

Shi Zhou slapped his head, feeling that this is very feasible, so he brought some scrap newspapers, planning to light the newspapers first and then add charcoal to them little by little.

He has never played with fire since he was a child, and he has never used a lighter except for smoking, so he never thought that newspapers could be so flammable—it was only two seconds before Shi Zhou had time to throw the lit newspaper into the grill In the middle of the night, the flames started to blaze, and the flames jumped extremely high!

Shi Zhou was taken aback, and quickly let go, but unexpectedly, he was a little slower, and the tongue of flames burned to his right fingertip!

"Hiss—" Shi Zhou gasped, but fortunately the area was not large, only the tips of his index finger and thumb were burned a little.

He was always afraid of pain. If it was a few years ago, he would have quit. At that time, he was spoiled by his brother, and he had to show his brother even if it was a small hole.

Every time, Shi Li could only help him put on the Band-Aid with a helpless face and said with a smile, "Fortunately, I got off work early today, otherwise the wound would heal before I had time to see it."

Shi Zhou's mother left very early, leaving only that cold-blooded and unkind father, so Shi Li, who was seven years older than Shi Zhou, looked like both a father and a mother in his eyes, and was his only relative. and rely on.

Fortunately, now Shi Zhou is completely used to being alone. He didn't yell loudly, and quietly raised his hand to blow on the burning and painful fingertips after being burned, and said silently in his heart: blowing will not hurt anymore, It doesn't hurt anymore...

While blowing, his wrist was suddenly pinched——

Qin Yancheng, who was still moving things over there just now, had stood in front of Shi Zhou at some point, frowning and looking at Shi Zhou's burnt fingertips, his expression was a little cloudy.

The two were in a cold war, and Shi Zhou felt a little annoyed after being left alone for so long, so he withdrew his hand and said angrily, "What are you looking at!"

Qin Yancheng's frown deepened: "I'll get some charcoal, you go and do something else."

It would be best for Qin Yancheng to be willing to work for him. Shi Zhou didn't dare to use fire after being burned, so he turned around and ran to hang star strings of lights with Tan Zhi and the others without delay.Qin Yancheng shook his head, not knowing what to say.

A few rows of star lights were hung, Shi Zhou was researching new patterns and patterns, Assistant Bian Shuai patted him from behind: "Brother Shi, your scald medicine."

Shi Zhou said "Huh?", wondering if it was because he was in front of the camera that he couldn't hide his every move?How could even the little assistant know that he was burned?

"Put it aside, I'll talk about it later when I finish hanging the lamp." Shi Zhou stepped on his feet and hung up the highest lamp.

"Boss Qin said that you need to apply the medicine immediately, don't delay, let me apply it for you if necessary."

Shi Zhou was puzzled: "He asked you to buy it?"

What the hell, didn't you look gloomy just now, as if you owed him 800 million?

And if you have something to say, won't you come and say it yourself?Why do you have to direct a messenger, can't you just open his mouth of gold and jade yourself?

As a result, the weird atmosphere between the two did not stop that night.

Thinking back to the present moment, Shi Zhou looked at the tent that was not really big, and it was really hard to imagine that he and Qin Yancheng would not only sleep together, but also had to have zero-distance contact in such a small space——

The camera is still shooting. Shi Zhou has been playing with sand on the beach for more than an hour to delay time. A small hill has been transformed into a castle by him. If it continues to drag on, it will be built into a Disneyland.

Although the two of them were ignoring each other, Shi Zhou found that Qin Yancheng didn't eat much for dinner, he just lacked a couple of skewers of barbecue, probably because his fragile and delicate stomach can't eat this kind of greasy food.

The surrounding area is relatively desolate, and it is not easy to order takeout. Shi Zhou was thinking of asking Bian Shuai to let him pack some light meals for Qin Yancheng, but Qin Yancheng had already laid down in that miserable tent without saying a word. It looks like he doesn't plan to eat anymore.

Everyone who was full of wine and food went back to their tents to rest one after another, and only Tan Zhi was left sitting on the beach with a very high-quality idol character and watching the sea and stars at night through the camera with the fans.

Shi Zhou really couldn't sit outside and pretend to enjoy the view anymore. He thought that stretching his head would be a knife, and retracting his head would be a knife. As long as he is not embarrassed, then the embarrassing one must be Qin Yancheng!

After Shi Zhou got in, he still had to be shocked: "I'm going, this tent is really too small, isn't it? If it's called a two-person tent, the full name might not be a double 'bamboo man' tent! What is Director Xin doing? "

Qin Yancheng lowered his eyes, Shen Mo tried to move aside as much as possible, but the effect was minimal, so Shi Zhou had no choice but to bite the bullet and lie down.

The two of them were almost close to each other, but there was still only one quilt, Shi Zhou had just stretched out his legs, and his ankles rubbed against Qin Yancheng's legs, and when he tried to move to the side, his hand accidentally touched Qin Yancheng waist.

Shi Zhou: ...

Conscience of heaven and earth, I really don't want to eat Qin Yancheng tofu!

The poses were adjusted in various ways, until finally they settled on the shape of two people huddled together back to back.

It's getting a bit cold. Although it's a thickened tent and thick quilt, it's still a bit chilly.

Shi Zhou really wanted to move towards the heat source next to him, but the two of them were fighting coldly, and he was too embarrassed to take the initiative to move forward, so he had to secretly move back...move...

He thought he was about to stick to Qin Yancheng's back, but he didn't know when Qin Yancheng had turned around. His small movements could be seen in full view, and he even moved into Qin Yancheng's arms on his own initiative. .

Qin Yancheng looked at the back of Shi Zhou's head and thick black hair with a complex expression, hesitated to speak several times, and finally said indifferently after a long time: "Who is the ex-boyfriend you are talking about? Zheng Qi?"

Shi Zhou is a person who can fall asleep as soon as he touches the pillow, and at this moment he is about to fall asleep again, and he asks in a slurred and drawn out voice: "Is he worthy? I don't know him at all... a scumbag. "

To be called "brother" so intimately and even unpleasantly, the two must have a very close relationship.

So why the "ex" boyfriend?We have already broken up, but Shi Zhou still remembers him in his heart, even in the most dangerous moment, he still thinks about him in a trance, could it be said that Shi Zhou was broken up——

Shi Zhou has always had a kind of magical power in Qin Yancheng's eyes, as long as he thinks of him, his dark clouded mood will improve, and he can't help but make people feel happy.

He took a deep breath, an uncontrollable irritability welled up spontaneously, how could anyone want to break up with Shi Zhou?

--No.This is Shi Zhou's relationship problem, it's none of my business, why should I feel uncomfortable, it shouldn't be.

But even though Qin Yancheng thought so in his heart, he was always calm and indifferent, and when he couldn't bear it, he asked in a low voice without thinking: "Why did you break up?"

Shi Zhou's upper and lower eyelids were fighting, and Qin Yancheng's sudden opening startled him, thinking in his confused mind: What?What breakup?I have to have a boyfriend before we can break up, but unfortunately I am still a solo mother, can the country issue boyfriends?

The reflex arc lasted for more than half a minute before Shi Zhou remembered that he had lied casually during the day that his brother was an ex-boyfriend to prevent him from being cheated on, and he didn't know where Qin Yancheng was wrong, so he had to worry about this kind of boredom in the middle of the night things.

A perfect lie is only half-truth and half-false so it’s not easy to get through. Although Shi Zhou was so sleepy that his brain barely turned, he still barely had this awareness, and the rest of the content was truthful: "He is dead."

For more than half a minute when Shi Zhou's downtime brain restarted, Qin Yancheng saw it as a kind of just-right silence, appearing heavy and reluctant. This was a gesture that Shi Zhou, who always had a playful face, would not show.

Qin Yancheng's heart sank for no reason.

Shi Zhou turned over and lay flat, closed his eyes and muttered to himself: "He was only 27 at the time, so young. He didn't find any heart disease in the annual physical examination..."

The atmosphere was steep and quiet, and for a while, it seemed that there was only the sound of howling sea wind blowing in the world.

In an instant, Qin Yancheng's heart sank to the bottom of the valley, and a bitterness and anger for no reason gushed out uncontrollably.

He remembered that night when he was drunk, Shi Zhou wept while boiling milk for no reason, and now he finally understood—whose shadow did Shi Zhou see in him?

Shi Zhou fell asleep after saying this in a daze, Qin Yancheng's body was stiff and motionless, letting Shi Zhou, who was asleep and unconsciously looking for a heat source, hug him.

No, why am I angry, why do I feel irritable, these are Shi Zhou's private affairs, it's his feelings, I...

Qin Yancheng closed his eyes, a seed in his heart seemed to sprout vaguely, a clear and vague thought lingered in his heart, but his subconscious was unwilling to admit and believe it.

In the early morning of the next day, it was rare that Shi Zhou woke up first this time, and let him see with his own eyes what kind of sleeping position he was.

He only knew that he was dishonest in his sleep. In the past, he had to put a big pillow on the bed for him to hug, so as to prevent him from accidentally falling off the bed during continuous rolling.

But this is the first time for him to sleep with others, and only then did he realize that he also has the habit of hugging people!

Probably because the tent was too small and the beach was cold in the morning, he hugged Qin Yancheng tightly like a small octopus, with his thighs on Qin Yancheng's body.Even when he opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was Qin Yancheng's dark blue pajamas.

Because he actually buried his face in Qin Yancheng's arms!

Shi Zhou moved slightly, trying to get off Qin Yancheng's body slowly, but the legs that opened and clamped Qin Yancheng's waist just moved a little bit, and suddenly felt something wrong with the inside of the thigh—something was very bad Things are holding up.

The picture he saw before suddenly appeared in front of Shi Zhou, the size that made his nose bleed when he saw it for the first time...

He was struck by lightning immediately, and he didn't dare to think any more, for fear that if he had another nosebleed, he would really have to find a crack in the ground in front of Qin Yancheng.

With a red face, he slowly tried to change his posture and close his legs, and then bit by bit——

Unexpectedly, just after moving an inch, the tent was suddenly lifted!

Xin Jing's voice full of energy and infectiousness asked: "Hey! Why haven't you two woken up yet...uh...sorry for interrupting! Sorry sorry!"

Not only did he see two people embracing each other like a magnet as soon as he caught his eyes, but also in a slightly unsuitable posture, the most terrible thing was that the camera crew followed him just now!

Early in the morning when the screen was launched, the fans yelled like they were stunned on the spot:

[Ah ah ah!Is this something I can see without paying?Oh no, is this something I can see after paying? 】

[Help!The early bird gets the meat!Mom, I actually ate meat!It smells so good! ! 】

[I kicked away my cattle and plowed fifty acres of land by myself! 】

[Oh my god, I don't know what to say, I just want to scream]

[I took a screenshot!I took a screenshot!I also saw Mr. Qin's hand on Zhou Zhou's waist! 】

[I didn't catch it!Sisters, take a step to speak! 】

Qin Yancheng suffered from insomnia for most of the night last night, and fell asleep only after dawn. This time he was a little confused, and when he opened his eyes, he just happened to face the flushed Shi Zhou.

Shi Zhou quickly took off his leg, and hid to the side: "Uh...you, you touched my ass too, so it's even if you take advantage of each other."

Qin Yancheng immediately withdrew his hand, his face seemed to be a little suspiciously red, and he said expressionlessly: "Be reasonable, this is your waist."

Shi Zhou almost caused an accident when he fell into the water like this, so the news that "President Qin is furious and crowned as a beauty, prohibiting outdoor dangerous activities" spread inexplicably.

Xin Jing had no choice but to swallow a mouthful of old blood. This was the idea of ​​a director who dedicated himself to death!And this group of fans is indeed a big sugar producer, directly and selectively ignoring the objective fact that it is still raining outside.

Seeing that everyone has arrived, Xin Jing cleared his throat: "Everyone in front of the screen, we're going to broadcast a food show in "real Zero Distance" today!"

"Today we have to distribute ingredients of different levels according to the game results, and cook in groups. It's up to everyone whether they can eat at noon today!"

Yang Yuxin was the first to ask, "Distribute the ingredients? Do I have to cook by myself? But I can't cook. Brother Guo, can you cook?"

In the past two days, Guo Chenming has experienced very deeply how stupid, hypocritical, and capable of driving his teammates crazy, but Yang Yuxin had to at least preserve his demeanor because of the camera shooting.

The room was changed today, and the two people in the first team were required to live together. Although only Qin Yancheng and Shi Zhou wanted to sleep in the same room, the other two groups were from the same household but in different rooms.But after all, this is considered eating and living together, Guo Chenming had to immerse himself in the shock and grief of being forced to share the same room with Yang Yuxin.

Of course, it was not only Guo Chenming who was driven crazy, but also the chief director Xin Jing.

He had to suspect that Yang Yuxin was here to ruin his reality show. After all, every time he opened his mouth, he would be able to "smash the scene". It's not bad and there are interests, Xin Jing can't refute his father, he really doesn't want Yang Yuxin to join the filming of the show.

Shi Zhou grabbed his ponytail and stroked it, thoughtfully: "Can the ingredients be gifted and exchanged? For example, help cook, but charge a part of the labor fee."

"Of course, you can decide how to dispose of the ingredients."

There were three big baskets not far away, the first one had fish, meat, vegetables, and staple food, everything you need, almost couldn't hold it.

There are quite a few things in the second basket, and there is barely a half of the basket, but there is no big fish or meat.

As for the third group, they were not too far away from eating bran and swallowing vegetables. They were all green leafy vegetables that Shi Zhou hated, and there were no hard vegetables.

After the fresh food was displayed, it was sorted and put into the refrigerator. Xin Jing began to read out the first game rule:

"The rules of the first link are as follows: two people in each team wear blindfolds, carry the other on their backs, bypass obstacles under the command of the other, and get as many heart clips as possible, and return smoothly. .”

Shi Zhou smiled and asked jokingly: "Qin sir, can I carry you on my back?"

Qin Yancheng replied blankly: "You can try."

In the end, it really ended in failure. Shi Zhou staggered and couldn't take two steps. After all, the question of "who wears the blindfold and who directs" is clear at a glance. There is a big gap in height and body shape among the three groups.

But when the preparations for the competition began, Shi Zhou put his chin on Qin Yancheng's shoulder and turned his head to see——

Yang Yuxin was looking sad and desolate, trying to carry Guo Chenming, a strong man, on his back.

Shi Zhou:? ? ?

The bullet screen is hot, and everyone is in a hurry【Hahahahahahaha】

[Take the bamboo shoots!What if the giant panda starved to death! 】

【Help!My mother asked me why I smiled like a child weighing three hundred pounds]

【What are they thinking, who came up with this bad idea】

Xin Jing also tried hard to hold back a smile from behind.Guo Chenming is too upright, in order not to get involved in bad scandals and weird people, he really does everything he can, and he refuses to carry Yang Yuxin to the death.

He has a high position and is an old senior. The relationship between Yang Yuxin and the gold master is not solid, and there is no one to support him. At this time, he gritted his silver teeth and had no choice but to admit it, and had to accept Guo Chenming's strange way of avoiding suspicion.

Shi Zhou turned his head and put his cheek against Qin Yancheng's shoulder, his thick ponytail brushed his neck, and after he slept, he would stop holding grudges, and forget about the Cold War.

He was still in a happy mood: "Qin Yancheng, you smell really good, I've wanted to say it for a long time."

As he spoke, he sniffed vigorously, and rubbed his face again.

Qin Yancheng suddenly felt a little hot on his cheeks, and his neck was hot and hot. He said stiffly and unnaturally: "Hold your hair, it itch."

He couldn't smell the fragrance on his body, but when Shi Zhou approached, there was a wonderful, faint fruit fragrance lingering with sweetness, which made him not know where to go when he was carrying Shi Zhou support.

Xin Jing cleared his throat: "Are you ready—start!"

"There's nothing ahead, don't worry and move forward." Shi Zhou said in Qin Yancheng's ear.

As the warm air blew past, Qin Yancheng's scalp became numb again, and with his eyes covered, his senses of touch, smell and hearing seemed to be more acute.

Immediately, his footsteps were a little chaotic, and he knocked down two bottle-shaped obstacles just as he walked into the obstacle.

Tan Zhi on the side is very fast. As expected of a dancer, his movements are light and agile. In addition, Li You, who is in his early 1.6 meters, is slender and light, and his weight is very light.No matter how thin Shi Zhou is, he is still a grown man of nearly 1.8 meters, and the weight of his frame cannot be compared with that of a girl.

"Ah, Tan Zhi and the others have surpassed us, come on, Sir Qin, we have to fight for the first place!"

First, you can eat ribs. The corn ribs made by Qin Yancheng are especially delicious.

Qin Yancheng took a deep breath to clear up his confused mind.

He raised his feet and walked steadily through the small and rugged space between the obstacles. Before Shi Zhou gave him a hint on how to go, he relaxed and irregularly placed the obstacles, and his movements did not hesitate at all because he was blindfolded. The whole process was extremely fast and neat, and the position of the obstacle just now was clearly engraved in his mind.

"Qin Yancheng, can you see it?" Shi Zhou asked doubtfully.

As soon as he opened his mouth, a warm wind blew in his ears, and Qin Yancheng's heart began to go numb again, his footsteps stopped, and he knocked down another obstacle.

Although Shi Zhou didn't know Qin Yancheng's true feelings, he was not stupid enough to see that as long as he spoke, Qin Yancheng would definitely make a mistake, so he quickly shut up.

Until it entered the link of picking out the love hairpin, Shi Zhou had to command. Shi Zhou stretched his neck hard and stuck his chin on Qin Yancheng's head: "Go a little to the left, yes... ..”

"Go down, squat down a little."

It has to be said that Qin Yancheng can bend his legs and squat while carrying him on his back, and his strength is indeed not small. He Shizhou's image of a sick and weak beauty with "poor health" and "delicate body and easy to fall over" is getting more and more Deviate.

Shi Zhoukong couldn't get the hairpins out of his hands, so he clipped them all on Qin Yancheng's head. He just got the fifth one, and before he had time to turn his head into a "red ocean", the director team had already done it neatly. Came a sentence: "It's time!"

Qin Yancheng put Shi Zhou down on the spot, took off the blindfold, stretched out his hand and pinched the back of his neck vigorously - the place where Shi Zhou's warm breath just kept sweeping over, felt a strange tingling sensation even on the scalp.

Shi Zhou got one more card issue than Li You, and although Tan Zhi was quick in the early stage, he also had more obstacles to knock down than Qin Yancheng.

As for Yang Yuxin and Guo Chenming, their painting styles are different from the others. Everyone is competing nervously, but these two seem to have switched to the comedy channel, like two hard-working comedians.

It is impossible for Yang Yuxin to be so thin and weak to carry Guo Chenming on his back. Blindfolded, he stumbled into an obstacle like hitting a bowling ball. , directly slipped himself, and both of them fell to the ground.

"No.1 of this competition—Qin Yancheng Shizhou group, five points. No.2—Tan Zhili You group, three points. No.3—Yang Yuxin Guo Chenming group, one point .”

Shi Zhou jumped up happily, as if he was one step closer to the corn ribs and braised pork. As long as he can win the next round, then there will be no problem at all.

He wanted to eat, but the bullet screen was full of crowing. From the moment Shi Zhou said to the camera, "You smell so good", everyone was already screaming, because Qin Yancheng just blushed. , his ears were completely red, spreading all the way to his fair neck.

The author has something to say: A certain deer: Didi, the next chapter, Mr. Qin, will have a social death warning

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