The only pet salted fish of the sick and weak [entertainment circle]

After on-site demonstrations and constant corrections by the pastry chefs, Shi Dessert Master Zhou finally independently made a cake that was barely a cake.

It is a two-layer cake that was stacked with great difficulty. The edges of the cream are very simple, even a little rough and funny, and it looks very round.

Shi Zhou asked helplessly, "Why don't I buy a cake in the store? I can't even give it away, it's so ugly!"

The lady owner is one of the big fans of Chengzhou CP. Although she didn't ask who the cake was for, she had already agreed in her heart that the cake was for Qin Yancheng.

She smiled and said: "This is the priceless treasure. Teacher Zhou Zhou made it himself. Most people will never have the chance to eat a cake full of love after a whole week of serious study by their lover!"

Shi Zhou immediately shook his head: "It's not a lover!"

The lady owner only thought that Shi Zhou wanted to keep it secret or was shy, and took out a small, delicate doll that looked like Qin Yancheng. Although it was a cute Q version, it looked cold to the bone , the size is just right on the cake.

She made this by herself, and there is also a cute little girl with long hair and high ponytail who looks like Shi Zhou. She is so happy to help her knock the CP herself: "If Teacher Zhou Zhou doesn't dislike it, after eating the cake, put the cake on it. Wash it with the cream and hang the two keychains, it’s a couple model!”

Now that the time is almost up, Shi Zhou took the cake out of the freezer and placed it in a good position. The garlands, ribbons, and the birthday song on the remote-controlled Bluetooth speaker were all ready.Qin Yancheng seemed the same as any other day, Shi Zhou suspected that he didn't remember his birthday today at all.

Fortunately, there is no need to worry about him not going home for dinner one day, because if he has a social occasion, he will call Shi Zhou and tell Shi Zhou briefly... How come it really sounds like a couple?

The minute hand moved slowly, and the second hand jumped up and down. Shi Zhou saw Qin Yancheng's car turn into the underground garage from the front garden.

Because he was worried that Qin Yancheng didn't like to be lively, he asked the nannies who had finished their get off work to leave early. At this time, only Shi Zhou and Aunt Zhang, who was consciously avoiding and not being a light bulb, were in the huge villa.

Qin Yancheng pushed open the door——

The eyes are full of lively and lovely garlands and colorful balloons, some are painted with smiling faces, and some are written with words such as "longevity and longevity".Before he could react in time, countless ribbons flew into the air with a "bang", flying all over the sky!

Immediately after the melodious sound of the birthday song, Shi Zhou jumped out from behind the door and shouted, "Qin Yancheng! Happy birthday!"

Qin Yancheng's expression went blank for a while, the ribbons fell all over his head and body, and he stood motionless.

Even when Shi Zhou came to help him take a picture of the ribbon on his head, he didn't notice it, but his expression gradually became complicated and weird, and even tainted with a trace of terrible violence.

He really didn't realize that there would be such a surprise, even when he learned that Shi Zhou was making cakes two days ago, he didn't associate it with himself, he just thought that Shi Zhou happened to be at this stall and wanted to learn how to make cakes.

——Qin Yancheng never celebrates his birthday.In other words, he resists and dislikes celebrating his birthday from the bottom of his heart. It's not that "he feels bored" guessed by others. It's just that many things he doesn't want to think of are intertwined with birthdays, which makes him subconsciously avoid and forget. own birthday.

With the melodious birthday song in his ears, Qin Yancheng's mind immediately tensed up, tearing at him like a saw.This kind of see-saw has actually been going on silently all the time, but when he is usually sober, reason always prevails, which makes him look like a normal person most of the time.

At this time, the uncontrollable madness and irritability surged and boiled like inertia, making him just want to smash everything, just want to put everything...

No, this will scare Shi Zhou and make Shi Zhou angry.

This was arranged for him by Shi Zhou with all his heart. There was an ugly cake on the table, and he knew it was made by himself.

Qin Yancheng quietly bit the tip of his tongue tightly, a trace of blood accompanied by a slight sweetness permeated the air.Pain wakes him up, reminds him that he should try to maintain a false facade of calm.

He closed his eyes and pursed his lips in silence.

Shi Zhou didn't know why, so he tilted his head and asked, "What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?"

Looking at Qin Yancheng's face, he was indeed a little pale. His whole body revealed a strange feeling, as if he was suppressing and enduring something, neither as if he was moved by a surprise, nor as if he was frightened. It's more like—self-loathing?

"Hey! Qin Yancheng, what's wrong with you?"

"I... I'm not used to it. It's not my birthday." Qin Yancheng said truthfully.

Shi Zhou patted his chest: "It's okay! If you're not used to it, you can get used to it slowly. I'll make you a bigger and better cake next year!"

Qin Yancheng sat down, reason prevailed, and the tension slowly dissipated. He finally showed a slight smile when he looked at the ugly cake.

Although the beauty's smile is really pretty, but Shi Zhou just wanted to cover his mouth fiercely, and he became angry with embarrassment: "What are you laughing at! Don't laugh at its ugliness! I'll just make it casually, and I'll give you a taste by the way. Be my guinea pig!"

"The cake made by the young master, you must eat it if you think it's ugly!"

Qin Yancheng smiled even wider, he really didn't expect that Shi Zhou would specially make a cake for him, a trace of warmth and sweetness spread in his heart.

He knew that Shi Zhou had always been lazy, and his hands-on ability was poor, so he didn't have much patience to study any handicrafts.But the bad-tempered little fox is so careful and attaches so much importance to this birthday that he can't avoid, he arranges it carefully and even makes a cake with his own hands.

Qin Yancheng lowered his eyes and said, "Shizhou, thank you very much."

This may be a good start, stepping out of the shadows and trying not to be imprisoned by the past.

On the table are all kinds of dishes that Shi Zhou specially invited Michelin-level chefs to cook, and exquisite candlesticks and candles were also arranged.Shi Zhou was a little embarrassed: "Thank you, thank you, you are just a guinea pig, hurry up and light a candle and make a wish!"

All the lights are extinguished, only the lively candle in the darkness is left, which seems to give people infinite vitality and strength, adding a touch of vivid color to the gloomy world, as if a warm current flows into the body and mind .

Qin Yancheng quietly watched Shi Zhou's face illuminated by candlelight, and the dancing light reflected in his bright black eyes filled with flowing stars, he smiled and said, "Hurry up and make a wish."

"I also want to make a wish—Qin Yancheng, I hope you will be healthy and healthy in the future, I hope you live a long life, and I hope you live happily every day."

Unlike the beautiful toasts that don't distract your mind, Shi Zhou is very serious when he says these words, even slightly serious.

——Qin Yancheng, I hope you can change your destiny, change your ending, and live on.

His eyes looked at Qin Yancheng without blinking, his eyes were burning with expectation.Qin Yancheng's fingers on the table curled up slightly unnaturally, he subconsciously staggered Shi Zhou's gaze, his heart was beating fast, but his face was very calm.

Shi Zhou began to sing the birthday song, Qin Yancheng blew out the candles, closed his eyes silently and made a wish.

Bright lights were restored in the room, Shi Zhou took off the two decorative dolls on the cake, and put them aside, then took a photo of the cake without dolls, and was about to post his masterpiece on Weibo to make him mad Those black fans.

Then wash off the cream for the doll, no matter what Qin Yancheng does with his, anyway, Shi Zhou will keep his own as a keychain.

Qin Yancheng watched Shi Zhou hang up the keychain, and naturally reached out and took away the smiling Q version doll with high ponytail.

Shi Zhou: "Hey, why did you take mine?"

Qin Yancheng asked blankly, "Is this for me?"

Shi Zhou tilted his head, and the shop owner did say, "The Q version of Mr. Zhou Zhou is for Mr. Qin."But Shi Zhou never admitted to whom the cake was given from the beginning to the end, and he never agreed to exchange keychains with Qin Yancheng.

Qin Yancheng had already put it away indifferently, so Shi Zhou had no choice but to accept the other one, thinking, looking at someone who is so cold even in the Q version, it's not cute at all, it's so ugly!

Cutting open the love cake I made by myself, Shi Zhou was distracted and remembered the great book "Flower Market Escaping Airship", what should I do next, after eating the sweet, soft and fragrant cake with "spring medicine" added, Drink some red wine to cheer up, and then it's time to start the fire!Take a mandarin duck bath first, transform into a submarine in the water, then return to land to continue, and then fly with both feet off the ground...

But in fact, when Shi Zhou tried the cake himself, he was almost stunned by his own craftsmanship—it was really too unpalatable, it was very dry and hard, and it even scratched his throat, and it was so sweet that it seemed like Shi Zhou beat him to death It’s too much sugar, so if you don’t need money for sugar, put it in as hard as you can.

But Qin Yancheng didn't say anything, he lowered his head to eat the cake calmly, very calm, he is definitely an excellent eater.

Shi Zhou was a little embarrassed: "Ahem, that...you just have to try it, let's eat, no need to eat cake."

Qin Yancheng has a bad stomach, and eating too much sweets can easily make him uncomfortable, not to mention the poor finished product he made himself, it may poison him to death.Even Shi Zhou himself didn't want to take a second bite, it was too bad.

But Qin Yancheng didn't want to waste Shi Zhou's "masterpiece", he ate it seriously.

At this moment, the doorbell rang suddenly, and Aunt Zhang came back from the garden gate after opening the door, holding a cake in her hand, and asked doubtfully, "Mr. Qin, why is there only the cake and no one who gave it to you? Oh, oh, there is a card on it—" —”

Qin Yancheng took the card, his expression changed suddenly, and he said indifferently: "Go and throw it away."

He still didn't forget to get up and wash his hands, as if he had polluted him by touching the card, he ordered Aunt Zhang to wash his hands too.

Shi Zhou was baffled, Qin Yancheng was too exaggerated, what an annoying person.He is obviously not a hypocritical or exaggerated person, which is really abnormal.

The cake looked very beautiful and delicate, with Oreo crumbs on the side wrapped in milky white mousse, the top layer was a star-like mirror surface, and the bottom layer of chocolate cake embryo looked sweet.

Ever since he learned how to make cakes, he has developed a "love of talent" for this delicate cake, and exclaimed: "Is this made by a cake shop? It's so beautiful, it's very complicated to make... ..Hey, Qin Yancheng, don’t throw it away, it’s such a pity to make it so beautiful, try it.”

Qin Yancheng's face was cold, his jaw line was tense, and after a while he said slowly: "I don't want to eat it. Aunt Zhang, go and throw it away."

Shi Zhou said: "Then I'll try it."

He really couldn't put his mouth down on his cake, it was too unpalatable. Although he was a little ashamed when he saw the cake made by others, he was more "hungry".

"If you want to eat, I'll buy it for you, don't eat what she made." Qin Yancheng knew that it wasn't made by a cake shop.

Zeng Yan actually made the same cake again.

On this day four years ago, it was such a cake.Perhaps it was the only warmth left in memory and the instinctive longing for maternal love that made Qin Yancheng really think that she could change, that she was sincerely repenting for her horrible actions, but in fact, the price of a wrong judgment was that she almost died. his life.

Aunt Zhang had no choice but to throw the cake, Shi Zhou had no choice but to give up after a "hum", and changed to a large size to post on Weibo to piss off the black fans.

The whole birthday was pretty perfect, although Shi Zhou vaguely heard in the middle of the night that the Qin Yancheng next door seemed to have been poisoned by the love cake, and got up in the middle of the night to look for stomach medicine with a stomachache.

Obviously everything else is fine, but who would have thought that early the next morning, Shi Zhou would become the object of ridicule again——

I don't know which wicked paparazzi squatted at the door of Qin Yancheng's house on his birthday, and happened to take pictures of Aunt Zhang throwing the "mysterious cake" out.

[Look, someone is still posting cakes on Weibo, but they were all thrown away by Mr. Qin's nanny]

[Laughing to death, I've never seen such a face slap at the speed of light, hahahaha, it's too embarrassing, it's so funny]

【That cake is so ugly, even dogs won't want to eat it!Still trying to seduce our boss Qin with such a dirty cake, yue]

[Not only is it ugly, but it's also unpalatable at first glance, the dog would vomit to death after eating it, the dog is so cute, why poison the dog! 】

[Do you want to laugh at me to death hahahaha, the more you look at it, the more amusing it is, especially with Shizhou's Weibo picture and the picture of Mr. Qin's nanny throwing cakes, you can laugh for a year]

[@时舟, can you slap your face?Shame on you?deserve it! 】

Shi Zhou just wanted to roll his eyes, why are you so keen on me being slapped in the face?If I could make such a beautiful cake, I would have changed my career to be a dessert chef!

Goodbye, you, "a cake that even dogs won't eat" was eaten by your male god!

But thinking about it, Shi Zhou watched the crowd compare his Weibo screenshots with the pictures of Aunt Zhang throwing trash, and then taunted and reposted them, but he really had no better way.

He really just wanted to make a cake for Qin Yancheng's birthday, not for the bullshit popularity at all, and he shouldn't continue to touch Qin Yancheng's CP.

From the beginning to the end, he didn't even say who the cake was given to in public, so at this time, this matter had to be dealt with coldly, and he had to suffer from this dumb loss aggrieved.

When Shi Zhou seldom swallowed his anger, he was anxiously watching the cynicism of the crowd, thinking about how to counter these idiots more tactfully, but Qin Yancheng stunned everyone again, and he suddenly posted a Weibo:

The content of the text is a short sentence [very sweet cake], accompanied by a picture of the cake, but the picture is not exactly the same as that posted by Shi Zhou——

There are two Q-version dolls that look like couples on the cake!

The author has something to say:

People who eat melons: It will be really unfortunate to become a black fan of Shizhou, and you will be slapped in the face repeatedly