The only pet salted fish of the sick and weak [entertainment circle]

Shi Zhou stood at the porch looking at the hot search list on Weibo as if he had been struck by lightning, and there were countless villains screaming in his mind, all of them looked like "screaming" famous paintings.

——Yesterday, Qin Yancheng saw him writing a small yellow article, and today he actually smiled and nodded in recognition of "Caizhou CP", as the rightful owner, he dared to personally end the game to sprinkle sugar and press his head Fried cp?

It's over, think about it carefully, maybe Qin Yancheng was disgusted after reading the content of the article yesterday, and if he comes back today, does he still have a little image in front of Qin Yancheng?

Qin Yancheng was sitting in the living room on the phone to deal with work, when he heard the door closing, he looked back at Shi Zhou, said a few more words, and hung up the phone.

He was still as calm and indifferent as usual: "What are you doing standing up, come and have dinner."

Shi Zhou bit his lip and nodded, washed his hands and sat on the dining table as if he was going to the execution ground.

Qin Yancheng didn't seem to know that he was followed by the head group CP. He just drank the porridge gracefully and slowly. Shi Zhou had the illusion that he was eating the last supper. With such a big oolong, the usual arrogance in the past has also become timid at this time, looking at the nose, nose and heart like a timid little quail.

In the past, the dinner table was always very lively. Shi Zhou was a chatterbox, he could talk non-stop no matter who he was talking to. Even if Qin Yancheng didn't talk much and just said "um" from time to time, Shi Zhou could talk to himself Chatting, occasionally I can really make Qin Yancheng laugh.

But today's atmosphere is not like a meal, it's like a memorial service, silently mourning someone who has no experience in facing the media and is still nodding and laughing.

Qin Yancheng put down the porridge spoon, and said slowly: "I have watched that video."

Shi Zhou shook his hand, and a piece of braised pork fell back into his rice bowl.

He pretended to be calm and said: "Ah, your news is quite fast..."

On the table was Qin Yancheng's new mobile phone that was exactly the same. Shi Zhou originally wondered whether such a boring person like him would not know how to read Weibo and gossip at all, and thought that he would at least delay the news for a while.

Qin Yancheng saw what Shi Zhou was thinking, and asked helplessly, "Apart from work, do I just sit in a daze all the time?"

In the past, he would read the important news of current affairs, and indeed he rarely paid attention to these boring gossips, but ever since there was a starlet in the entertainment industry by his side, Qin Yancheng would casually flip through his news when he was free, to see if he was Got into trouble again.

Different from Qin Yancheng's helplessness and indifference after watching the video, his fans are completely blown away:

[What the hell!At that time, someone was so thick-skinned that he didn't even look at whose popularity he was. 】

[What's the difference between this and a werewolf killing a hunter, stupid and suicidal, sitting online and waiting for a slap in the face]

[I bet that within two days, Shi Zhou will have to come to clarify and apologize in disgrace, with slaps and slaps in the face]

[How can this be enough, I bet Mr. Qin can directly let this kind of shameless bitch quit the circle]

Shi Zhou gave a dry "oh", waiting for Qin Yancheng to express his thoughts after watching the video, but Qin Yancheng seemed to have finished speaking and had nothing more to say.

Shi Zhou waited for a while, and had no choice but to admit his mistake in a disheartened manner: "I was wrong, I shouldn't nod my head indiscriminately, I swear I didn't mean to rub your heat...I'll clarify after dinner, I'm sorry."

Although he knew that if he turned his back on him and clarified quickly when the heat was already on the rise, he would definitely be sprayed with "malicious fanfare". Fans who defend him under pressure will feel that they have been deceived and used, and the power of turning off fans and turning back is quite terrifying.

Originally, Shi Zhou didn't have many fans, and his popularity with passers-by was already bad, but this time it was even worse.

But after all, of course one person should be responsible for doing things alone, and one has to bear the consequences if this kind of oolong happens. Shi Zhou has probably prepared a draft in his heart, and the Weibo of apology and clarification is almost ready. Before posting, let his cheap agent Staff can be.

Qin Yancheng pointed his fingers at the marble table, and he could still vaguely remember Shizhou's patient care of him yesterday. After pondering for a while, he said, "Don't make this mistake again—you don't have a positive affirmation today, so you don't need to clarify, just deal with it coldly." .”

Shi Zhou was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Qin Yancheng to be so humane, and then he was happy: "Yes! Qin sir is so generous, I will repay you with my body, okay?"

He was used to talking nonsense, and he just blurted out such frivolous jokes. After he finished speaking, he suddenly remembered that the matter of Xiao Huangwen had not been resolved.Why didn't Qin Yancheng mention it?Is it acquiescence?Or was he so sick yesterday that he just forgot about it?

It would be great to forget. At night, Shizhou continued to slap on his "big book" in the room. Last night, he sent out a few articles to test the waters. Unexpectedly, it attracted many people to watch. Shizhou was very warmly welcome to join This big cp family.

Today, Shi Zhou's move to express his cp to the media has made the team even bigger, and he has the confidence to challenge those who suspect that everyone will press their heads indiscriminately, and continue to enclose the territory confidently.

Looking at the enthusiastic and happy crowd, Shi Zhou sincerely thanked Qin Yancheng for his understanding. If he issued a clarification at this time, it would definitely be another bleak or even tragic scene.

In the comment area, there were a lot of flowers and reminders, and Shi Zhou posted thousands of words.Looking through private messages, I saw someone kindly called him "Ms. Airship", and asked him if he would write an ABO version, which would be more fragrant and exciting.

This is indeed a blind spot of knowledge. Shi Zhou found the "Flower Market" website that everyone called, and flipped through a few ABO articles, only to feel confused, and went to the Internet to check carefully. A sentence of emotion: Good guy, everyone is really good at playing now, with rich imagination and full of excitement!

So Shi Zhou jumped up and passionately coded two or three thousand words. The more he wrote, the more fragrant he felt. After a long time, he turned off the computer and checked the calendar on the phone to find that Qin Yancheng's birthday was only one week away.The reality show he took on, which was said to be "hot as hell", was on the third day after his birthday, and the timing was just right.

Thinking of how much he owed Qin Yancheng, Shi Zhou decided to give him a big and grand birthday.After all, after hearing Aunt Zhang say that Qin Yancheng never celebrates his birthday, Shi Zhou guessed that it was probably because he felt that celebrating his birthday was boring, he went out and didn't like those flattering people.

As soon as Shi Zhou patted his chest, the young master let him feel the true joy of birthday!

Although there is still a week to plan slowly, what gift to give has become a problem again.

Qin Yancheng is really too rich, and expensive gifts are probably ordinary in his eyes, and although Shizhou, a salted fish, has recently accepted some commercials, he buys some daily necessities and eats, drinks and has fun. Once again, there is not much left. In the final analysis, the current coffee position is still too low, and the social status is not enough for the time being.

Shi Zhou thought for a moment, then decided to seek help online.

——Flower Market is on the run airship:

[If you want to give someone a birthday gift, what should you give? 】

After thinking about it, I continued to add some basic information [Male, he will be 27 soon, and I don't know what hobbies he has]

After a while someone answered:

【Aw!Is it Mrs. Airship's boyfriend? 】

[Actually, if you really can't think of it, you can consider using money to conquer him. As long as you buy it expensive enough, at least you have a serious attitude]

[+1, agree with the upstairs]

[+1, me too]

[Send a five-figure gift directly and arrogantly, he is willing to give you whatever you give]

[Yes, yes, six figures are better]

Shi Zhou had no choice but to continue patching and supplementary information:

——Flower Market on the Run Airship: [He is very rich, and his ability to make money cannot be conquered. 】

【Aside from work, I don’t seem to have any personal hobbies at all, and my personality is very boring. 】

[The most I can speculate is that he might like sports cars, cars in a garage, but I can't afford them]

Shi Zhou didn't know what was going on, after the patch was finished, everyone suddenly became quiet.

After a long time, someone said weakly:

【That, this description is a bit familiar】

【really......】

[27 years old soon, very rich, cold personality——]

[As a passerby, I can see it, isn't this Qin Yancheng?]

Shi Zhou: ......?

Less than 10 minutes before and after falling off the horse? what?

As more and more people decoded, Shi Zhou shouted in his heart that it was over!It's just a random post like this, shouldn't it directly lead to a major accident and expose that someone else really lives in Qin Yancheng's house? !

Fortunately, after a passer-by clicked on the homepage and saw that Shizhou was still writing a small yellow article about riding a boat, he speculated that it was transferred to:

[I found that the host is writing a cp article, I understand, the inspiration of empty gloves, right?]

【So the real question is, "What is the sweetest and most fragrant Zhouzhou gift for President Qin as a birthday present?"】

【Eh!That’s a good question, I’m still chasing my wife’s article, let’s think of ideas together, we must write it out! 】

It's a crooked fight, the understanding of this question is indeed correct, but the style of painting in the building is a bit wrong:

【I suggest sending a box of condoms with a fragrant and soft boat baby】

[Or book a love hotel for three days and three nights]

[It makes sense, a toy spree that adults should play with? 】

The corner of Shi Zhou's mouth twitched, and he quickly typed "I'm serious", it's no wonder they are not serious, after all, what he wrote is a little yellow article, which attracted a bunch of little yellow people like him, and gave more little yellow articles Building blocks of inspiration.

The minions took a long time to think about it, and finally Shi Zhou ruled out all the answers such as watches, ties, and cufflinks, and then ruled out the unscrupulous answers, and finally his eyes fell on "make a cake by yourself".

With a slap on the head, it's decided!Even if anyone looked at it, according to Shi Zhou's level of dismantling the kitchen, it would be thankful that it didn't directly lead to a fire. Precise food scales and stopwatches, how could he overturn with his ingenuity?

Netizens started discussing again after seeing him announce that "cake" won:

[Add medicine to the cake!Sisters understand the medicine brewed with soy sauce~]

【Great!Add medicine quickly!Give the pen to the wife, beg the wife to write quickly! 】

[Both hands and feet agree, "love" cake! 】

Shi Zhou tilted his head and looked at the screen, thinking that in real life, the cake made for Qin Yancheng must be a normal cake, but it is really exciting to write like this, so it can definitely be considered in the article!

The author has something to say:

A certain deer: Bao'er, you can be a fool.Maybe one day you will lose your horse, and you will be considered a real thing in the eyes of everyone when you write these articles~