The only pet salted fish of the sick and weak [entertainment circle]

Like a rainbow across the sky, the colorful and arrogant Bugatti was knocked over, the body smashed through the fence, and then fell straight into the turbulent river.

Shi Zhou slammed his head hard on the windshield, watched as the blood scattered in the water, engulfing his life and passing away silently.

Reminiscences of revolving doors before death flashed by, these 24 years of life are indeed lackluster.

His last thought was—

What kind of ridiculous way to die is this?If I knew I was going to die young, I should have risen up at that time, even if I killed him, I would go to filming!

The icy cold river water and the painful taste of suffocation choked Shi Zhou's throat, and he slowly closed his eyes.

As if it had been a century, and as if it was just a moment, Shi Zhou suddenly opened his eyes.

He couldn't help shivering, the pain of dying still surrounded him.Panting violently in shock, he sat up and looked around.

The light is dim, the light ball is spinning rapidly, popular songs are being played, and someone is singing ghostly and howling, and the sound of magic is lingering in your ears.

Not being sent to the hospital after the car accident, but also receiving secondary damage from noise pollution, it seems that everything before was just an absurd and terrifying dream.

Shi Zhou shook his head, tried his best to shake off the fear of cold and suffocation in the shock just now, and then looked around——

I happened to be sitting on the sofa in the private room, one of them was continuing to play out of tune noise songs, and the other two were looking at me with slightly weird expressions.

"Shizhou? What's the matter with you, drink some more, this wine is absolutely perfect."

What wine to drink...

You were all drunk just now, so you were dreaming?

The table in front of Shi Zhou was full of wine bottles, he should have drunk a lot, but now he was not drunk at all, his heart was still beating wildly from shock.

Who are these people?

He was sure he didn't know the three people in front of him. Since he was in front of people, although he didn't understand the situation, he immediately took out the image of the cold heir that he had deceived the media and the outside world for many years, and cleared his throat very solemnly and dignifiedly. , asked indifferently: "May I ask who you are?"

The two were stunned and looked at each other. One of the fat and fat men immediately squinted his eyes and smiled: "Drinking confused? I am Lu Qi."

Lu Qi?

A very familiar name. As soon as these two words were mentioned, the image of a fat man appeared in Shi Zhou's mind. Could it be that I really lost my memory...

and many more!

Is this the scumbag novel I read before? !

It seems that the car accident was real, and the death was real, but God gave him a chance to regain his life.

Shi Zhou was stunned for a moment, but his nerves have always been different from ordinary people, and it took only a while to accept the fact of wearing a book, and even eager to try and decide to change the ending himself, and give Zha Gong a crematorium to be cremated. beautiful alone...

Shi Zhou hadn't had time to figure out how to cremate the scumbag to be the most enjoyable, but he suddenly realized that something was wrong.

He is not the protagonist Song Duannian at all.

He is the "cannon fodder stand-in" with the same name and surname as himself.

"Shizhou? What's the matter with you?" The expressions of the two became even weirder, and they looked at each other again.

——What a strange thing, just now Shi Zhou was clearly drunk and fell asleep on the table, why suddenly it bounced like a switch, as if he was a different person again.

Shi Zhou cleared his throat and seemed very calm: "I'm going to the bathroom."

Just taking a step, I suddenly realized that something was wrong, why my feet looked like I was walking on stilts, and I looked down again:

He even wore a pair of stiletto heels studded with rhinestones.

Move your eyes up a little bit, and you will see a small pink skirt with lace edges and a bustle, with a cute big white rabbit printed on it.

God... is this the wrong gender?

In this case, it is better not to give this chance of rebirth, please allow me to go back to the furnace and rebuild.

Shi Zhou hurriedly staggered on stilts to find the bathroom, to see what kind of face he looked in the mirror.

This place is like a labyrinth with twists and turns and it's difficult to find the way, as if the guests get dizzy and the area becomes larger.

Shi Zhou, a road idiot, turned around and turned back.

Before he turned the corner, he heard the voice of Fatty Lu just now: "immediately! Damn it, he's already drunk! The medicine was given to him just now... .. Forget it, you can just tell your brother to come in and catch him, the bathroom on the second floor."

Alarm bells rang in Shi Zhou's heart, and he suddenly understood when he had passed through the book.

This cannon fodder stand-in doesn't have many scenes, but this episode has to impress Shi Zhou—this is the moment before the stand-in is about to become cannon fodder.

If he is caught back now, he will not only be forced to "exercise" by several men in turn, but will also be photographed unbearably, ruining his acting career as a third-tier star, and eventually he will be killed because of unspeakable humiliation and vicious comments. To the road of suicide.

Shi Zhou never thought that this would happen, he immediately took off the high heels that were in the way, turned his head and ran barefoot, looking for an exit in this ghostly place with many twists and turns.

The corridor was dim, and the doors of the closed boxes were full of lights, balls, and sounds, and there was no room to hide.

Finally, there was a light, it was at the other end of the corridor, Shi Zhou guessed in his heart that it was the exit, and immediately rushed over.

When the light shone on his face, when Shi Zhou looked up, his pupils suddenly constricted.

Isn't this the bathroom on this floor?

It was like throwing himself into a trap, that group of people was about to come here to catch him!

Shi Zhou stomped his feet, and was about to flee in a hurry, when his eyes subconsciously swept in, he realized that there was someone inside.

This person seemed to be unwell, leaning against the side wall, with his left hand supporting the sink, and the heel of his right palm against his upper abdomen, he seemed a little unstable.

Shi Zhou's gaze shifted to that person's face, he was suddenly suffocated, and couldn't help but instinctively took another look: that incomparably handsome appearance didn't seem like a real person, even Shi Zhou, who is used to seeing handsome men and beautiful women The playboy brother was also amazed.

It's just that the other party is obviously very uncomfortable, his face is pale without the slightest trace of blood, even his lips are white, his brows are slightly furrowed, and his aura is fierce, and his whole body exudes an aura that strangers should not get close to.

But compared to the group of vicious tool-man villains, the sickly beauty in front of him is obviously safer.

Shi Zhou immediately had an idea, rushed forward, and said with incomparable hospitality and enthusiasm: "Sir! Are you uncomfortable? Do you want me to take you to the private room!"

While speaking, he unceremoniously held the other person's arm, as if he was about to tie him back to the box.

The man immediately raised his head, his eyes were a little out of focus, as if he couldn't see clearly what was in front of him for a while, but he still slapped Shi Zhou's hand off, and said coldly and irritably, "No need."

Although Shi Zhou is in a critical situation, his mind is very clear:

Leaving now is likely to bump into that group of people, this sexy pink dress is so conspicuous, unless you pray for their collective blindness, otherwise it will be strange if you don't get caught.

The best idea is to find a box and hide in it.

He also had this plan on the way here, but perhaps the business here was so good that it was full of customers, and he couldn't find an empty box to hide in.So by analogy, it should be impossible for them to check one by one and disturb every guest.

The handsome man wanted to turn around and leave, but just as he took a step, he staggered and fell to the ground!

Without even thinking about it, Shi Zhou instinctively stretched out his arms to help him, but he didn't expect that he completely underestimated the weight of an adult male who was half a head taller than him and 1.9 meters tall. People fell to the ground together.

Shi Zhou fell hard on his ass, and his tailbone hurt from the fall.Grinning, he pressed his buttocks and stood up. Fortunately, he didn't have a long tail, otherwise he would have broken it directly.

The man's eyes were completely out of focus, and he was about to faint, so he finally opened his mouth and said in a low voice, "Do you have candy?"

Shi Zhou was stunned for a moment and finally realized, did he suffer from hypoglycemia?

When I was buying cigarettes today, I bought a few pieces of candy by the way - I touched my pocket again, only to find that it was empty.

Yes, I am already dead.

Now this perverted and neither male nor female rabbit pink skirt has no pockets at all!

There was a sound of footsteps on the other side of the corridor, like a reminder that the group of people who came to arrest him were coming.

Shi Zhou said urgently: "Tell me which room you are in!"