The troubles of the heartthrob guide
Chapter 55
A cute little animal.
Looking at Qilig's appearance, Chen Xin thought that it would be a happy thing to be able to take care of the children with his lover in the future.
To become uncles, not only Chen Xin and Qilig were nervous, but also Pang Pang and Prometheus.
They will help take care of the baby in the future, and if the baby is a sentinel or guide, then they will also get along with a smaller spirit animal.
"Fat Xin, look, what are they doing?" Qilig lay on the sofa and motioned to Chen Xin with his chin.
Chen Xin turned his head and saw Prometheus flying around in the living room, and Fatty... Fatty stood on the back of Prometheus with two feet!
"Fatty, it's dangerous! Come down!" Chen Xin almost stopped breathing, afraid that Fatty would fall down again later.The little fat man is so stupid, he can't grasp the exchange between solid and virtual bodies at all, and he can only smash into a dead fat body when he falls.
But Pangpang is a rebellious panda. No matter what Pangxin shouted behind him, he still stood up on the back of Prometheus in flight, and even took the pose of a heroic panda hero.
"I see, Pang Pang is practicing martial arts!" Qilig suddenly figured it out, sat up and cheered Pang Pang.
Yes!Chubby nodded to Qilig.
In order to protect the little baby and the small animals that may appear in the future, Pang Pang practiced martial arts hard, and wanted to become a powerful panda hero. If someone wants to bully the little baby in the future, he can attack the bad guys.
Chen Xin wanted to complain, but he was afraid of hurting Pang Pang's self-esteem, so he had to follow behind to prevent Pang Pang from falling off later.But after he followed for a while, the possessive Prometheus kept barking, telling him to get the hell out of the way, because it was not his turn to save the fat hero.
"Chen Xin, come here." Qilig greeted Chen Xin: "Don't worry, don't worry about them, we will all be elders from now on, and we won't be rash anymore..."
Before Qilig could finish speaking, the fat golden rooster slipped and fell off when he was on his own.
However, Prometheus moved quickly, and Pangpang was picked up by his claws when he fell halfway. He was a heroic panda hero again.
"Look, we're all adults now."
67 Crazy People Need to Raise Children (End)
After a lot of anticipation, I finally look forward to the day when Qi Ping was born.
Even though it was only a few weeks before Qi Ping became their nephew and was born, they seemed to have been waiting for more than nine months, and they couldn't wait any longer.
"Little boy, what do you think I should wear tomorrow?" Chen Xin flipped through the closet, "Is it okay to wear panda pajamas? It looks more friendly and will give Qi Ping a good impression."
"You want to go to the military headquarters in panda pajamas?"
"Wear it inside and take it off after work." Chen Xin took it for granted.
Qilig, who was reading the parenting guidebook on the sofa, turned off the reader, looked at Chen Xin with a smile, and said, "You care so much about him before he is born. When he is born, you have to skip work every three days to look at him?"
Chen Xin was trying to wear the military uniform over his pajamas, and he replied casually, "Of course not, you skipped enough shifts, I have to support my family."
The pajamas were so baggy that I couldn't put them on and then put on my military uniform no matter how much I pulled them.Chen Xin talked for a while, and finally gave up.He carefully folded the panda pajamas and put them in the briefcase, and confirmed with Qilig once again: "Tomorrow at 05:30 pm?"
"About that time."
"I have something to do tomorrow afternoon, but I'll try to get there."
"Don't worry, he won't run away right there."
Qilig was sleepy, Chen Xin carried him to the bed and covered him with a quilt: "Go to bed early, you will have strength tomorrow."
He rubbed his eyes, pulled Chen Xin's clothes and said, "Fat Xin, hug."
After being surrounded by Chen Xin's warm body temperature, Qilig fell asleep as soon as he closed his eyes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up in a daze, only to find that the goose-yellow light by the bed was still on.
Chen Xin was still holding him in one hand, holding a reader in the other, and was still reading the parenting guide.Chen Xin noticed that he was awake, smiled at him, and hummed a lullaby he had just learned to lull him to sleep.
He fell asleep again, and in the dream he was fat, and Prometheus patted his back with his big wings, making him sleep soundly and sweetly.
The afternoon of the second day.
Chen Xin stood in the mecha training room, looking at the group of soldiers below the stage.The soldiers had just finished the simulated battle and were waiting for him to give a speech. The entire training room was silent.
He glanced at everyone, and everyone was waiting for him to speak.
"My nephew is going to give birth later, so I'm a little nervous." Chen Xin said this out of the blue, and everyone in the audience opened their eyes wide and wondered what they had just heard.
Seeing them like that, Chen Xin showed a little smile on his tense face, and said with a smile, "Do you doubt? I'm nervous now, and I'm not in the mood to scold you. Don't think that the results just now are good."
A bold hand raised his hand and asked, "Major General, who is nervous about going to the battlefield or now?"
"The same tension, one is saving and the other is creating, but the essence is the same." Chen Xin paced ahead repeatedly, walking straight even without floor tiles.He walked back and forth several times, then suddenly stopped and asked, "What if he cries when he sees me later?"
Seeing Chen Xin's answer to his question just now, the bold man became more courageous, and he replied: "General, you can try to make a funny face, and children won't cry when they see a funny face, just like me." Said Then, he made an ugly face.
"Major General, try it too!"
Chen Xin frowned and looked at his head, and after thinking for a while, he said, "Treat me as an idiot, you, and do another set of simulation training."
"..."
In the training room, one person was doing a battle simulation hard, while the others watched Chen Xin pace back and forth.
A few minutes later, Chen Xin looked at his watch and walked towards the door.
"Three, two, one! Disband!" Chen Xin left without looking back with his official business in hand.
The time was almost up, Chen Xin anxiously looked at the clock inside the car, but luckily, he was caught in a traffic jam again.
He wanted to go to Aspers early to change clothes, and then stay in front of the mechanical womb with Zirig.But now he couldn't move, he could only watch Prometheus anxiously.
Affected by his emotions, Prometheus was also a little uneasy, flapping his wings and flying around outside the car a few times.
"Come back! You are not allowed to sneak away!" Chen Xin shouted in the car.
Prometheus had an epiphany when he heard him yelling, and quickly left Chen Xin and flew to Aspert by himself.
"..." Chen Xin beat the car depressedly.
Chen Xin finally caught up.
As he hurried into Aspert, he caught sight of the moment when Zirig lifted Zipping out of the mechanical womb.The little baby was wet and crying loudly.
Tony, Wells, and Zia were all there, and everyone stood around and looked at the same level. The spirit beasts also stood on high places and stretched their necks to look at the newborn babies.
With a gentle expression, Zelig quickly and carefully cleaned the baby, cut the umbilical cord, and checked the baby, and his hands and feet were as neat as another person.
Everyone walked back and forth behind Qilig, staring at the little baby, especially Chen Xin. They couldn't move their eyes away. They even forgot about whether they should change their clothes or not. net.
After playing for a while, Qilig wrapped the baby in a goose yellow towel and said with a smile, "Okay! It's a healthy baby!"
Qi Ping cried just now, but stopped crying after being carried around by Qi Lige. After being handed over to everyone, he looked at everyone obediently with big green eyes. He was very obedient. .
"He is so cute, almost as cute as Qilig when he was a child." Zia looked at her son with great satisfaction, "Tony, do you want to hug him?"
"Of course." Tony took the child.
Although he is not in charge of these projects, after all, he is in this environment every day, and the posture of picking up the child is very standard.He put his head close to Qiping, looked at it, smiled rarely, and even kissed Qiping.
"A well-behaved and lovely child."
Chen Xin watched eagerly beside Tony, almost scratching his ears and cheeks in anxiety, and couldn't help but said, "You've hugged me long enough, give me a hug too!"
Seeing his appearance, Tony had to give him the baby, and went to hold Wells by himself.
Chen Xin was very excited when he finally hugged Qiping.Qilig stood beside him and said with a smile, "Can you do it? I see your hands are shaking."
"Okay! Of course!" Chen Xin finished vowing, but then there was a little helplessness in his tone, "Little boy, why is he so soft? Will I hurt him? Will he hurt? Is he really So soft..."
"Children are so soft, don't be nervous, hug him like you are hugging Pangpang... Yes, that's it."
Chen Xin carefully hugged Qiping and sat on the sofa, Qilig was talking with him, and Pang Pang and Prometheus were also watching.
"Little boy."
"what happened?"
Chen Xin looked at Qi Ping and said seriously: "I like him so much."
"Keep it if you like it."
"I want him to be a happy child, if I don't beat him..."
Chen Xin suddenly stopped in the middle of his speech, with a strange look on his face.Chilig didn't understand what was going on, and waited curiously for him to continue.However, after a few seconds, Qilig also understood.
Part of the small yellow scarf that was wrapped evenly was darkened, and some water flowed out, and it all flowed on Chen Xin's military uniform.
"It's peeing." Qilig said calmly.
"Yes." Chen Xin took a deep breath.
"Calm down, don't beat or scold as agreed."
"I'm very calm." Chen Xin pulled the corners of his mouth and smiled, "It was the first time he urinated on the military uniform of a major general after he was born. He seems to be a very courageous child. The future of the empire depends on him."
"Why put pressure on him when he was just born, he's still a child."
"Of course, before being the hope of the future of the empire, he is our baby first." Chen Xin wiped his pee-stained hand on the military uniform.
68 Eagle Flying, Bear Child Jumping and Raising Children ([-])
Qilig and Chen Xin sat on the sofa in the living room of the small villa, relatively silent.
Pangpang was held in Chen Xin's arms, with a disappointed expression, and he tugged on Prometheus's feathers boredly.
Chen Xin was expressionless, but his tone was a little lost: "Are we going back empty-handed like this?"
Qilig shrugged his shoulders, with a natural look on his face: "The elder sister is Qi Ping's mother. She just said that she would ask us to take care of her when she has no time. She didn't want to leave Qi Ping to us as a son."
"..." Chen Xin hugged Pangpang, feeling even more lost.
Seeing that he still had a cool face even though he was disappointed, Qilig couldn't help but go over and hug him amusedly: "Is that why you want to take care of Qiping?"
Chen Xin lowered his head and buried it in his fat stomach, and nodded.
"Then you just wait, you will want him to disappear in the world in a few days. Children are very troublesome creatures. They have been the same since the old Milky Way era. Just wait and see."
"But I want to hold a child." Chen Xin said sullenly.
As a Muppet fan, soft babies are just as attractive as Muppets. When you see them, you want to hold them in your arms and kiss them.Chen Xin is embarrassed to tell outsiders this kind of thinking, but he knows that his soul mate, Qi Lige, understands him.
However, this time after Qilig heard this, he just came over to kiss him with a smile and said, "You'd better hug me, and then you will know that I am much cuter than Qiping."
Chen Xin put down Pangpang and hugged Qilig.
"Don't think about another man when you're hugging me." Qilig had no expression on his face, and withdrew his mental tentacles from Chen Xin's mind.
Chen Xin had no choice but to get Qi Ping's soft look out of his mind, and concentrate on hugging his handsome little boy.
Three days later, Chen Xin once again saw the wisdom hidden under Qilig's lazy surface.
It was a holiday, and Zia knocked on Qilig's door early in the morning.
"I'll leave the little devil to you." Zia hurriedly stuffed Qi Ping into Qilig's arms, with a haggard face, "Take good care of him."
Qilig hadn't woken up yet, he hugged Qiping with one hand and rubbed his eyes with the other, and asked in a daze, "When will you pick him up..."
"Depends on your mood." Zia smiled, her weak appearance was very similar to Qilig's. She looked very energetic two days ago, as if she could beat Qilig up at any time, but within three days, She looked like Chirig who never got enough sleep.
"...What, tell me clearly!"
Zia laughed a few times, and ran away hahaha.
In the house, Chen Xin had just changed into the panda pajamas, stretched out his hands, and said to Qilig who was holding Qiping in a daze: "Hurry up, give me a hug!"
"Here." Qi Ping was still sleeping, and he still didn't wake up after hugging the third person, acting like a little angel.
Qilig was very sleepy. He watched Chen Xin changing various postures and hugging each other, making him dizzy.
"I'll go to sleep again... Good morning..."
"Little boy, you can rest in peace, leave it to me." Chen Xin said with a smile.
After watching his partner go upstairs to bed, Chen Xin hugged Qi Ping and walked around the living room in a straight line.
Just as he imagined, Qi Ping was still soft, like a ball of mochi, and still tasted like milk, which was very delicious.
Chen Xin shook Qiping with a fixed frequency, hoping to cultivate the habit of regularity in the child since childhood.In addition, he looked at the clock to check the time, and changed sides to hold the baby every 5 minutes, trying to balance the left and right sides.
Pangpang and Qilig went to sleep together, and Prometheus flew alone.
It can be seen from the fact that Prometheus always hugs Pangpang every day, and it likes small and soft things just like its owner.It knew that Qiping was coming, so it hurried over to watch, and made a grunting sound to attract Qiping's attention.
"Shh." Chen Xin told him not to make a sound.
Prometheus nodded, calmed down and made sure not to wake the baby up.
Prometheus looked at Qiping and thought this magical little creature was so cute, only a little worse than fat.
Just a few minutes later, it saw that the owner could only shake the baby left and right, and felt very contemptuous in his heart.It waved its wings to show that Chen Xin's behavior was not enough, it patted Pang Pang in this way, coaxed Pang Pang to sleep in that way, and turned his head to signal that he should kiss the baby.
Chen Xin raised his eyebrows, thinking about the feasibility.
Prometheus flapped his wings again, signaling him to hurry up, men can't have no tricks at all!
Chen Xin thought to himself, Prometheus is better at coaxing fat than him most of the time, so it should be fine...
He stopped shaking, stretched out his hand to pat Qiping, Qiping was still sleeping soundly.
It seems to be good, Chen Xin maintains a frequency of beating evenly.
After taking a few shots, he remembered that it was wrong to shoot with only one hand, and it should be done with both hands.
So he patted his flat back with one hand, and the side with the other, left and right, left and right... left and right, right and left, left and right, right and left...
He played the rhythm vigorously, and finally he simply played a favorite military song.
Unable to be bothered, Qi Ping twisted and opened his eyes.
As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Chen Xin staring at him, with a frightening expression on his face, whether he was smiling or not.He and Chen Xin looked at each other for a few seconds, then opened their mouths to cry.
"Wow——Wow——"
"He's crying!" Chen Xin turned his head and yelled at Prometheus in a hurry: "Hurry up and find a way! Stupid bird!"
Hearing the fierce voice, Qi Ping cried even louder.
Prometheus looked at Chen Xin with contempt, thinking that I have never made Pangpang cry when I shoot Pangpang, how dare you call yourself a man?Blame me?
Seeing Qi Ping crying so much, Chen Xin was very anxious in his heart. He shook and kissed Qi Ping, but Qi Ping's crying never stopped.
He thought of what his subordinates told him a few days ago, to make faces at children, so as to make them laugh.
Although he thought it was a stupid idea at the time, as long as there is a way to stop Qiping, he is willing to try any way.
He has always been a serious person. Not only has he never made a grimace, but he does not know how scary his usual expression is, but he is a man full of imagination and creativity. -
Oops.
Prometheus looked at his master with embarrassment, and flew away in shame, unable to bear to look any more.
And Qi Ping looked at the gloomy face just now looking at himself with a terrible embarrassing face, felt even more terrible, and cried louder than before.
Chen Xin had an embarrassing face, and his mood was very complicated.
He watched Qiping cry non-stop, and he was about to cry too, so he had to hold Qiping and ran to the bedroom on the second floor.
"Little boy! Little boy!"
Qilig was awakened by Qi Ping's crying, and he yelled "Fat Xin" in a daze, while trying to get into Chen Xin's arms to block the crying of the child.However, Chen Xin was dying of anxiety, and he couldn't care less about coaxing him. He hugged Qi Ping with one hand and pushed him with the other, shouting: "
Darling, the child keeps crying, what should I do? "
"...Bring it." Qilig said weakly, and took Qi Ping from Chen Xin.
Qi Ping was transferred from Chen Xin to Qi Lige. Although the person he saw no longer had a fierce and embarrassing face, he still didn't stop crying.
"Be good." Qilig shook Qiping, looked into Qiping's eyes and said gently: "It's not good for a child to cry, you have to be a good baby...you know?".
Miraculously, just after he finished speaking, Qi Ping gradually stopped, and looked at Qi Lige with big green eyes full of tears, looking so pitiful.
"Well, this is a good baby, let the little rabbit sleep with you later." Qilig said, bowed his head and kissed Qiping, and then took the little rabbit beside the bed and shook it in front of him.
Chen Xin looked at Qi Lige in disbelief as he tamed Qi Ping without making funny faces or patting the baby in a fancy way, with both admiration and admiration in his heart.
"Fat Xin, here you are, I still want to sleep..." Qilig hugged Qiping and was about to fall asleep again. He didn't even have the strength to hand Qiping to Chen Xin, and he turned his head and fell asleep.
Chen Xin hurriedly picked up the child, and asked before Qilig fell into a coma, "I'll just ask you a question, answer it before going back to bed!"
"How on earth did you coax him?"
Qilig tried his best to open his eyes and looked at Chen Xin, and said in a daze, "Use mental power... to suggest... to hypnotize him...invade his brain..."
After he finished speaking, he fell asleep in Chen Xin's arms, leaving Chen Xin with a deep expression on his face.
69 Eagle Flying Bear Jumps to Raise Children ([-])
Chen Xin nestled Qilig in his arms, and held Qiping in his hands.
Afraid of waking them up, he maintained this position without moving for a full two hours.Sentinel's physical fitness and his own endurance prevent him from getting tired. More importantly, his beloved partner and children can sleep soundly in front of his eyes. It is really the blissful thing.
Indeed, it would be great if the two of them could sleep peacefully together all the time.
After two hours, both Qilig and Qiping woke up.
Zelig woke up and hummed contentedly, lay on the bed‵ showing his belly, and posed a personality‵sexy pose, which was almost as seductive as fat.He licked his lips and said seductively, "Fat Xin, hurry up! Face me head on!"
However, just as Chen Xin swallowed, Qi Ping cried.
"Wait." Chen Xin hurriedly touched Qi Lige's belly with one hand, and then hugged Qi Ping who was crying loudly.
"Did Qi Ping pee? Are you still hungry?" Chen Xin put Qi Ping on the bed‵, took off the diaper to check, "No pee, very good, that means you are hungry."
After speaking, he kissed Qi Ping's face.
"..." Qilig was still maintaining a sexy and provocative posture, seeing Chen Xin talking to himself and then going downstairs with Qiping in his arms, he suddenly felt a chill in his stomach, just like his heart.
Only the quilt is still willing to give him warmth without hesitation.
A few minutes later, Qi Lige went downstairs with a quilt depressed, and saw Chen Xin holding a baby bottle, and Qi Ping was crying so loudly that his face was red from crying.
"Why don't you drink? Aren't you hungry?" Chen Xin frowned, both confused and nervous. "Little boy, is he sick?"
Qilig didn't answer him, but just came over without saying a word, stretched out his hand to pat Qiping's face lightly, and looked into Qiping's eyes.
Three seconds later, Qi Ping quieted down, and he couldn't be more obedient.
"Thank you, you will still deal with children."
Qilig ignored Chen Xin, covered his head with the quilt, snaked slowly to the corner of the living room and squatted down.
At this time, Chen Xin was busy putting Qiping on the crib, and didn't notice what was wrong with Qi Lige.After he settled Qiping down, he went to the kitchen to pour the milk that Qiping didn't drink just now into a bowl and drink it himself, and cleaned the bottle.
He was halfway through washing when he suddenly felt something was wrong.
On weekday mornings, within 2 minutes of him entering the kitchen, Zelig would sneak in and hug him, wanting to hug and kiss, and he would never stop working until he stopped his work to kiss and hug him.
But five minutes and 13 seconds have passed today, and no one has hugged him from behind, and he is not used to the emptiness behind him.
"Little boy?"
When Chen Xin returned to the living room, he saw Qilig still curled up in the corner in the same posture as before.
He stepped forward and hugged Qilig even under the quilt, pulled him into his arms, and asked softly, "What's wrong, little boy? Do you want to fuck?"
Chirig didn't speak.
If Chen Xin asked this question normally, he would have turned around and overwhelmed Chen Xin, but today he didn't respond at all.
Chen Xin knew that Qilig was unhappy.
Chilig seldom gets upset, and usually smiles softly or cheaply, and no one can make him angry.
However, he also has unhappy moments and his own fragile little thoughts.He always laughed at Chen Xin's love for his brain, and he was almost manic when he was stimulated by a little thing, but at the same time, he himself was the same, in fact, he had a lot of narrow-mindedness.
It seemed that he had always wanted to monopolize Chen Xin all along.
Chen Xin lifted the quilt, Qilig was so bored in the quilt that his face was red, expressionless.
"Angry?"
Chirig nodded.
"Because I patronized Qiping just now?"
Qilig nodded first, then shook his head.
"Then will you tell me what to do?"
Qilig looked up at Chen Xin, then lowered his head, and said sullenly, "...Dear."
As soon as he finished speaking, he was kissed by Chen Xin.Chen Xin pressed his head with one hand, held his hand with the other, and wrapped him in his arms with a pair of long legs.
This kiss was very gentle, Chen Xin hooked his unresponsive tongue, sucked it lightly, it tasted sweet.
Just after we parted, Chen Xin opened his eyes and glanced at him, then immediately lowered his head and kissed him again.
"Are you still angry?"
Zirig shook his head, looked at him, and then laughed.
Seeing him smile, Chen Xin breathed a sigh of relief, and couldn't help but feel proud that his partner is such a gentle person.
Qilig wrapped Chen Xin and himself together with a quilt, and the two huddled in a corner and whispered.
"Fat Xin, are you a principled person?"
"of course."
"Lie to me." Qilig snorted disdainfully, "It was promised that I would be the first person to kiss in the morning, but you just kissed Qiping! And let me be caught in bed!"
After hearing this, Chen Xin kissed him again, and said with a smile, "Why do you like me so much?"
Qilig hummed contentedly: "It's good to know."
"Some children like to toss around." Qilig said: "Cry when there is something to do, and cry when there is nothing to do. If Qi Ping cries in the future, just ignore him if he has nothing to do."
"Wouldn't you be crying out of trouble?"
"Before crying, he was already sleepy. A child who sleeps obediently is the cutest."
Zelig was a child who didn’t cry or fuss since he was a child. He went to bed every day when he was full, and cried a few times when his diaper was dirty. His mother and sister continued to sleep obediently after changing his diaper, and he didn’t get up in the middle of the night. , is simply a model baby.The same is true for Chen Xin, who never cried when he was a child, and he didn't have a bunch of messy rules when he grew up. He grew up healthy and healthy no matter how his parents took care of him, and he couldn't be more obedient.
However, now that Qilig and Qiping have only been together for a few hours, he has a premonition that this child is nothing like them.
Will be a devilish child.
Sure enough, just as Qilig thought, Qi Ping loves to mess with two adults the most.
In the next few days, whenever he felt uncomfortable, he would cry to death. Chen Xin passed by his crib, Qilig put the puppet next to him, walked around the crib with food, and hid Peeking at him on the stairs... there was hardly anything that didn't trigger his sensitive little mind.
Chen Xin felt sorry for him at first, thinking that he was really uncomfortable, but after a few times, his heart died, and he didn't dare to let such a young child accept spiritual hints all the time, so he could only let him cry as he wanted.
On the contrary, Qilig was calm from the beginning to the end. When Qi Ping cried, he immediately lay down on the spot and resisted all noises with his amazing sleep ability. After a few days, he became dormant when he heard the cry.
Although this seems to have achieved an ingenious balance, another voice gradually rose in Chen Xin's heart.
Hungry cry.
That Qilig who was always following behind him asking for a fuck fell into a coma when he heard Qiping's crying, and no longer had the energy to practice the content of the little porn book with him on the bed.
As an energetic sentinel, he has not had physical contact with his guide for a full week. Even if he is innocent, he can't stand it. He is so hungry and thirsty that seeing Big Bird and Fatty together will tear them apart. impulse.
Qi Ya has no intention of taking Qi Ping home at all, and Chen Xin has no time to wait for Qi Ping to go home!
just now!
He desperately needed that little kid to be quiet for an hour, so he could get Zillig's pants down!
At ten o'clock in the evening, Chen Xin drove Pang Pang and Da Niao to the living room while Qi Ping was asleep, and then went back to the bedroom to lock the door.
Zelig sat on the bed in his pajamas and read materials, holding a pillow in his arms, ready to fall asleep at any time later.He didn't realize that Chen Xin was hungry and thirsty, and he was still concentrating on memorizing those materials.
Chen Xin took off his shirt, showing his muscular body, and walked towards Qilig.
"Little boy."
Kneeling on the bed, he took Chirig's reader and put it aside.
"Huh?" Qilig had a good concentration when he was serious, so the reader was suddenly taken away, and he didn't react for a while, and stared blankly at Chen Xin.
Chen Xin lowered his head and kissed him, stretched out his hand to untie his pajamas, and said in a low voice, "I want to fuck you."
"..." Qilig blushed and grabbed Chen Xin's pajama pants.
"Fuck it?"
Chen Xin took off Qilig's pajamas, bit his collarbone lightly, and rubbed his bloated lower body against his lower body through the pajama pants.
All of a sudden, Qilig's whole body became hot from being teased, and all the desires from the past few days burst out.While scratching Chen Xin's back lightly, he said dissolutely to Chen Xin: "I want you to come in..."
A few minutes later, Qilig put a pair of long legs around Chen Xin's waist, and was about to let Chen Xin enter his body.
Chen Xin was so excited that he was about to explode, he bit his lip to restrain his urge to penetrate hard.
"Baby, I'm going in."
"come on in……"
But when the love was strong, Qi Ping downstairs cried.
Chen Xin was about to cry to him, so he gritted his teeth and persisted.
However, even if he persisted, it would be meaningless. Hearing Qiping's crying, Qilig felt more and more sleepy, and finally he tilted his head and fell asleep.
"..."
Chen Xin suddenly felt his body was so cold, just like his heart.
He settled Qilig, gritted his teeth, put on his clothes, and went downstairs with a cold face.
Qi Ping was still crying on the small bed, not realizing who he had offended.
"Boy!" Standing in front of the crib, Chen Xin said viciously, "You've offended me."
Qi Ping ignored him, and his crying was still powerful.
Chen Xin had already made up his mind to have trouble with him this time, no matter how much he cried, he just stood there and watched.
Ten minutes later, Qi Ping was tired from crying and fell asleep, but Chen Xin remained motionless.
Half an hour later, Chen Xin shook the sleeping Qi Ping.
"I did the math for you. On average, you cry once every half an hour." Chen Xin said nonchalantly, "Now it's time to cry."
Qi Ping started to cry for 5 minutes, he was a little tired, and his voice quieted down.However, at this time Chen Xin poked his stomach lightly again: "On average, 10 minutes a time, there are 5 minutes left, continue."
Five minutes passed and Qiping fell asleep.
After another half an hour, Chen Xin shook his little bed: "It's time."
At three o'clock in the morning, Chen Xin was still standing in front of the flat bed.
As a sentinel general who can continue to fight without sleep for days and nights, waking up a child every half hour to make him cry is a piece of cake.
"Cry soon, why don't you cry? Are you still a man?" Chen Xin said coldly.
She didn't drink milk all night and was forced to cry for 10 minutes every half hour. Qi Ping couldn't keep his eyes open no matter how much he tried.
Seeing that Qi Ping had no strength to cry, Chen Xin stood in front of the bed and watched for a while, and finally covered him with a quilt and kissed him.
"Continue tomorrow night, good night."
70 Eagle Flying Bear Jumps to Raise Children ([-])
Since Chen Xin resorted to the neurotic way of coping, Qi Ping calmed down a little, at least the level of neuroticism dropped from 50.00% to [-]%, Qilig's problem of falling asleep when he heard crying has also improved a lot, at least I can wake up from crying for a while every day.
It's just that after that, no matter how Chen Xin dealt with Qi Ping, it was useless, and the situation didn't improve at all.
"He's still a child." Qilig stood in front of the crib and looked expressionlessly at the crying Qiping, "Maybe we're asking too much of him."
Chen Xin also stood in front of the crib expressionlessly, and said, "But he has too high demands on us, who can tolerate a child crying like this every day."
"The nanny is really great, and she has to be given mental compensation." They hired a nanny to take care of Qiping during working hours, and they took over after get off work.
Zia is smart, she only took Qi Ping for a few days and knew that the child was a little devil, so she handed over the task to Qi Lige early.Of course, it was impossible for Qilig and Chen Xin to get angry over such a trivial matter, at most they were a little distressed.
Qilig looked at Qiping and couldn't help coaxing him into his arms.He is obviously such a cute child, how could he love to cry like this?The same is true for Chen Xin, although Chen Xin bothers him, but he can't help feeling distressed, he can't help leaning over to kiss his tear-filled little face.
It was amazing to say that after he finished kissing, Qi Ping gradually stopped crying, and finally looked at Chen Xin with big watery eyes, looking like a good baby.
"Short oil~ I'm very kind to you~" Qilig gave Chen Xin an ambiguous look, and his expression said that he was as cheap as he could be.
Chen Xin saw that something was wrong with him, and hurriedly said: "Just be good, I will kiss you as well, balance!"
"I know, I know, I really can't do anything about you..." Qilig leaned over and kissed Chen Xin helplessly, "Are you satisfied with this? Little fairy!"
"Why did you tell him to kiss me? Look, he's crying again."
Qilig hugged Qiping and coaxed him, bowed his head and kissed him, but it was useless.He handed Qi Ping to Chen Xin for a kiss from Chen Xin, but it was still useless.
"Didn't you stop just now? Why is it so irregular?" Qilig couldn't help but say something that Chen Xin would say, and reluctantly leaned over to kiss him.
Strange to say, Qi Ping stopped crying again and looked at him with watery green eyes.
"what's the situation?"
"Well……"
"Quick! This is your specialty! Find out the law of flushness!"
Chen Xin is the best at things like finding rules. He thought for two seconds before replying, "At the same time, one person should hug him and kiss him alone."
Qilig raised his eyebrows and made a comment: "You kid, what a luxury."
Chen Xin and Qilig were right in thinking that Qi Ping is a extravagant child, sensitive and insecure, he needs everyone in sight to love him in order to be good, but only one person takes care of him and he doesn’t buy it , there must be at least two people.
This gave Ziya even more reason to keep the little devil at Qilig's house. In the end, Qilig and Chen Xin simply signed the document and became Qiping's guardians directly.
"Raising children is really troublesome..." Qilig lay on the sofa boredly holding Qiping, while chatting with Tony: "Are you sure you and Wells will have children?"
"You mean to let me stop the operation of the mechanical womb now?"
"Of course not... Well, why do you feel that Qi Ping was delivered not long ago, and now it's your child's turn again."
"Because it's less than half a year away."
Last month, on a whim, Zelig looked at the information of each baby in the mechanical womb, and suddenly saw a name that was so familiar to the parents of a pair of twins: Tony Wayne.
etc.
Looking at Qilig's appearance, Chen Xin thought that it would be a happy thing to be able to take care of the children with his lover in the future.
To become uncles, not only Chen Xin and Qilig were nervous, but also Pang Pang and Prometheus.
They will help take care of the baby in the future, and if the baby is a sentinel or guide, then they will also get along with a smaller spirit animal.
"Fat Xin, look, what are they doing?" Qilig lay on the sofa and motioned to Chen Xin with his chin.
Chen Xin turned his head and saw Prometheus flying around in the living room, and Fatty... Fatty stood on the back of Prometheus with two feet!
"Fatty, it's dangerous! Come down!" Chen Xin almost stopped breathing, afraid that Fatty would fall down again later.The little fat man is so stupid, he can't grasp the exchange between solid and virtual bodies at all, and he can only smash into a dead fat body when he falls.
But Pangpang is a rebellious panda. No matter what Pangxin shouted behind him, he still stood up on the back of Prometheus in flight, and even took the pose of a heroic panda hero.
"I see, Pang Pang is practicing martial arts!" Qilig suddenly figured it out, sat up and cheered Pang Pang.
Yes!Chubby nodded to Qilig.
In order to protect the little baby and the small animals that may appear in the future, Pang Pang practiced martial arts hard, and wanted to become a powerful panda hero. If someone wants to bully the little baby in the future, he can attack the bad guys.
Chen Xin wanted to complain, but he was afraid of hurting Pang Pang's self-esteem, so he had to follow behind to prevent Pang Pang from falling off later.But after he followed for a while, the possessive Prometheus kept barking, telling him to get the hell out of the way, because it was not his turn to save the fat hero.
"Chen Xin, come here." Qilig greeted Chen Xin: "Don't worry, don't worry about them, we will all be elders from now on, and we won't be rash anymore..."
Before Qilig could finish speaking, the fat golden rooster slipped and fell off when he was on his own.
However, Prometheus moved quickly, and Pangpang was picked up by his claws when he fell halfway. He was a heroic panda hero again.
"Look, we're all adults now."
67 Crazy People Need to Raise Children (End)
After a lot of anticipation, I finally look forward to the day when Qi Ping was born.
Even though it was only a few weeks before Qi Ping became their nephew and was born, they seemed to have been waiting for more than nine months, and they couldn't wait any longer.
"Little boy, what do you think I should wear tomorrow?" Chen Xin flipped through the closet, "Is it okay to wear panda pajamas? It looks more friendly and will give Qi Ping a good impression."
"You want to go to the military headquarters in panda pajamas?"
"Wear it inside and take it off after work." Chen Xin took it for granted.
Qilig, who was reading the parenting guidebook on the sofa, turned off the reader, looked at Chen Xin with a smile, and said, "You care so much about him before he is born. When he is born, you have to skip work every three days to look at him?"
Chen Xin was trying to wear the military uniform over his pajamas, and he replied casually, "Of course not, you skipped enough shifts, I have to support my family."
The pajamas were so baggy that I couldn't put them on and then put on my military uniform no matter how much I pulled them.Chen Xin talked for a while, and finally gave up.He carefully folded the panda pajamas and put them in the briefcase, and confirmed with Qilig once again: "Tomorrow at 05:30 pm?"
"About that time."
"I have something to do tomorrow afternoon, but I'll try to get there."
"Don't worry, he won't run away right there."
Qilig was sleepy, Chen Xin carried him to the bed and covered him with a quilt: "Go to bed early, you will have strength tomorrow."
He rubbed his eyes, pulled Chen Xin's clothes and said, "Fat Xin, hug."
After being surrounded by Chen Xin's warm body temperature, Qilig fell asleep as soon as he closed his eyes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up in a daze, only to find that the goose-yellow light by the bed was still on.
Chen Xin was still holding him in one hand, holding a reader in the other, and was still reading the parenting guide.Chen Xin noticed that he was awake, smiled at him, and hummed a lullaby he had just learned to lull him to sleep.
He fell asleep again, and in the dream he was fat, and Prometheus patted his back with his big wings, making him sleep soundly and sweetly.
The afternoon of the second day.
Chen Xin stood in the mecha training room, looking at the group of soldiers below the stage.The soldiers had just finished the simulated battle and were waiting for him to give a speech. The entire training room was silent.
He glanced at everyone, and everyone was waiting for him to speak.
"My nephew is going to give birth later, so I'm a little nervous." Chen Xin said this out of the blue, and everyone in the audience opened their eyes wide and wondered what they had just heard.
Seeing them like that, Chen Xin showed a little smile on his tense face, and said with a smile, "Do you doubt? I'm nervous now, and I'm not in the mood to scold you. Don't think that the results just now are good."
A bold hand raised his hand and asked, "Major General, who is nervous about going to the battlefield or now?"
"The same tension, one is saving and the other is creating, but the essence is the same." Chen Xin paced ahead repeatedly, walking straight even without floor tiles.He walked back and forth several times, then suddenly stopped and asked, "What if he cries when he sees me later?"
Seeing Chen Xin's answer to his question just now, the bold man became more courageous, and he replied: "General, you can try to make a funny face, and children won't cry when they see a funny face, just like me." Said Then, he made an ugly face.
"Major General, try it too!"
Chen Xin frowned and looked at his head, and after thinking for a while, he said, "Treat me as an idiot, you, and do another set of simulation training."
"..."
In the training room, one person was doing a battle simulation hard, while the others watched Chen Xin pace back and forth.
A few minutes later, Chen Xin looked at his watch and walked towards the door.
"Three, two, one! Disband!" Chen Xin left without looking back with his official business in hand.
The time was almost up, Chen Xin anxiously looked at the clock inside the car, but luckily, he was caught in a traffic jam again.
He wanted to go to Aspers early to change clothes, and then stay in front of the mechanical womb with Zirig.But now he couldn't move, he could only watch Prometheus anxiously.
Affected by his emotions, Prometheus was also a little uneasy, flapping his wings and flying around outside the car a few times.
"Come back! You are not allowed to sneak away!" Chen Xin shouted in the car.
Prometheus had an epiphany when he heard him yelling, and quickly left Chen Xin and flew to Aspert by himself.
"..." Chen Xin beat the car depressedly.
Chen Xin finally caught up.
As he hurried into Aspert, he caught sight of the moment when Zirig lifted Zipping out of the mechanical womb.The little baby was wet and crying loudly.
Tony, Wells, and Zia were all there, and everyone stood around and looked at the same level. The spirit beasts also stood on high places and stretched their necks to look at the newborn babies.
With a gentle expression, Zelig quickly and carefully cleaned the baby, cut the umbilical cord, and checked the baby, and his hands and feet were as neat as another person.
Everyone walked back and forth behind Qilig, staring at the little baby, especially Chen Xin. They couldn't move their eyes away. They even forgot about whether they should change their clothes or not. net.
After playing for a while, Qilig wrapped the baby in a goose yellow towel and said with a smile, "Okay! It's a healthy baby!"
Qi Ping cried just now, but stopped crying after being carried around by Qi Lige. After being handed over to everyone, he looked at everyone obediently with big green eyes. He was very obedient. .
"He is so cute, almost as cute as Qilig when he was a child." Zia looked at her son with great satisfaction, "Tony, do you want to hug him?"
"Of course." Tony took the child.
Although he is not in charge of these projects, after all, he is in this environment every day, and the posture of picking up the child is very standard.He put his head close to Qiping, looked at it, smiled rarely, and even kissed Qiping.
"A well-behaved and lovely child."
Chen Xin watched eagerly beside Tony, almost scratching his ears and cheeks in anxiety, and couldn't help but said, "You've hugged me long enough, give me a hug too!"
Seeing his appearance, Tony had to give him the baby, and went to hold Wells by himself.
Chen Xin was very excited when he finally hugged Qiping.Qilig stood beside him and said with a smile, "Can you do it? I see your hands are shaking."
"Okay! Of course!" Chen Xin finished vowing, but then there was a little helplessness in his tone, "Little boy, why is he so soft? Will I hurt him? Will he hurt? Is he really So soft..."
"Children are so soft, don't be nervous, hug him like you are hugging Pangpang... Yes, that's it."
Chen Xin carefully hugged Qiping and sat on the sofa, Qilig was talking with him, and Pang Pang and Prometheus were also watching.
"Little boy."
"what happened?"
Chen Xin looked at Qi Ping and said seriously: "I like him so much."
"Keep it if you like it."
"I want him to be a happy child, if I don't beat him..."
Chen Xin suddenly stopped in the middle of his speech, with a strange look on his face.Chilig didn't understand what was going on, and waited curiously for him to continue.However, after a few seconds, Qilig also understood.
Part of the small yellow scarf that was wrapped evenly was darkened, and some water flowed out, and it all flowed on Chen Xin's military uniform.
"It's peeing." Qilig said calmly.
"Yes." Chen Xin took a deep breath.
"Calm down, don't beat or scold as agreed."
"I'm very calm." Chen Xin pulled the corners of his mouth and smiled, "It was the first time he urinated on the military uniform of a major general after he was born. He seems to be a very courageous child. The future of the empire depends on him."
"Why put pressure on him when he was just born, he's still a child."
"Of course, before being the hope of the future of the empire, he is our baby first." Chen Xin wiped his pee-stained hand on the military uniform.
68 Eagle Flying, Bear Child Jumping and Raising Children ([-])
Qilig and Chen Xin sat on the sofa in the living room of the small villa, relatively silent.
Pangpang was held in Chen Xin's arms, with a disappointed expression, and he tugged on Prometheus's feathers boredly.
Chen Xin was expressionless, but his tone was a little lost: "Are we going back empty-handed like this?"
Qilig shrugged his shoulders, with a natural look on his face: "The elder sister is Qi Ping's mother. She just said that she would ask us to take care of her when she has no time. She didn't want to leave Qi Ping to us as a son."
"..." Chen Xin hugged Pangpang, feeling even more lost.
Seeing that he still had a cool face even though he was disappointed, Qilig couldn't help but go over and hug him amusedly: "Is that why you want to take care of Qiping?"
Chen Xin lowered his head and buried it in his fat stomach, and nodded.
"Then you just wait, you will want him to disappear in the world in a few days. Children are very troublesome creatures. They have been the same since the old Milky Way era. Just wait and see."
"But I want to hold a child." Chen Xin said sullenly.
As a Muppet fan, soft babies are just as attractive as Muppets. When you see them, you want to hold them in your arms and kiss them.Chen Xin is embarrassed to tell outsiders this kind of thinking, but he knows that his soul mate, Qi Lige, understands him.
However, this time after Qilig heard this, he just came over to kiss him with a smile and said, "You'd better hug me, and then you will know that I am much cuter than Qiping."
Chen Xin put down Pangpang and hugged Qilig.
"Don't think about another man when you're hugging me." Qilig had no expression on his face, and withdrew his mental tentacles from Chen Xin's mind.
Chen Xin had no choice but to get Qi Ping's soft look out of his mind, and concentrate on hugging his handsome little boy.
Three days later, Chen Xin once again saw the wisdom hidden under Qilig's lazy surface.
It was a holiday, and Zia knocked on Qilig's door early in the morning.
"I'll leave the little devil to you." Zia hurriedly stuffed Qi Ping into Qilig's arms, with a haggard face, "Take good care of him."
Qilig hadn't woken up yet, he hugged Qiping with one hand and rubbed his eyes with the other, and asked in a daze, "When will you pick him up..."
"Depends on your mood." Zia smiled, her weak appearance was very similar to Qilig's. She looked very energetic two days ago, as if she could beat Qilig up at any time, but within three days, She looked like Chirig who never got enough sleep.
"...What, tell me clearly!"
Zia laughed a few times, and ran away hahaha.
In the house, Chen Xin had just changed into the panda pajamas, stretched out his hands, and said to Qilig who was holding Qiping in a daze: "Hurry up, give me a hug!"
"Here." Qi Ping was still sleeping, and he still didn't wake up after hugging the third person, acting like a little angel.
Qilig was very sleepy. He watched Chen Xin changing various postures and hugging each other, making him dizzy.
"I'll go to sleep again... Good morning..."
"Little boy, you can rest in peace, leave it to me." Chen Xin said with a smile.
After watching his partner go upstairs to bed, Chen Xin hugged Qi Ping and walked around the living room in a straight line.
Just as he imagined, Qi Ping was still soft, like a ball of mochi, and still tasted like milk, which was very delicious.
Chen Xin shook Qiping with a fixed frequency, hoping to cultivate the habit of regularity in the child since childhood.In addition, he looked at the clock to check the time, and changed sides to hold the baby every 5 minutes, trying to balance the left and right sides.
Pangpang and Qilig went to sleep together, and Prometheus flew alone.
It can be seen from the fact that Prometheus always hugs Pangpang every day, and it likes small and soft things just like its owner.It knew that Qiping was coming, so it hurried over to watch, and made a grunting sound to attract Qiping's attention.
"Shh." Chen Xin told him not to make a sound.
Prometheus nodded, calmed down and made sure not to wake the baby up.
Prometheus looked at Qiping and thought this magical little creature was so cute, only a little worse than fat.
Just a few minutes later, it saw that the owner could only shake the baby left and right, and felt very contemptuous in his heart.It waved its wings to show that Chen Xin's behavior was not enough, it patted Pang Pang in this way, coaxed Pang Pang to sleep in that way, and turned his head to signal that he should kiss the baby.
Chen Xin raised his eyebrows, thinking about the feasibility.
Prometheus flapped his wings again, signaling him to hurry up, men can't have no tricks at all!
Chen Xin thought to himself, Prometheus is better at coaxing fat than him most of the time, so it should be fine...
He stopped shaking, stretched out his hand to pat Qiping, Qiping was still sleeping soundly.
It seems to be good, Chen Xin maintains a frequency of beating evenly.
After taking a few shots, he remembered that it was wrong to shoot with only one hand, and it should be done with both hands.
So he patted his flat back with one hand, and the side with the other, left and right, left and right... left and right, right and left, left and right, right and left...
He played the rhythm vigorously, and finally he simply played a favorite military song.
Unable to be bothered, Qi Ping twisted and opened his eyes.
As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Chen Xin staring at him, with a frightening expression on his face, whether he was smiling or not.He and Chen Xin looked at each other for a few seconds, then opened their mouths to cry.
"Wow——Wow——"
"He's crying!" Chen Xin turned his head and yelled at Prometheus in a hurry: "Hurry up and find a way! Stupid bird!"
Hearing the fierce voice, Qi Ping cried even louder.
Prometheus looked at Chen Xin with contempt, thinking that I have never made Pangpang cry when I shoot Pangpang, how dare you call yourself a man?Blame me?
Seeing Qi Ping crying so much, Chen Xin was very anxious in his heart. He shook and kissed Qi Ping, but Qi Ping's crying never stopped.
He thought of what his subordinates told him a few days ago, to make faces at children, so as to make them laugh.
Although he thought it was a stupid idea at the time, as long as there is a way to stop Qiping, he is willing to try any way.
He has always been a serious person. Not only has he never made a grimace, but he does not know how scary his usual expression is, but he is a man full of imagination and creativity. -
Oops.
Prometheus looked at his master with embarrassment, and flew away in shame, unable to bear to look any more.
And Qi Ping looked at the gloomy face just now looking at himself with a terrible embarrassing face, felt even more terrible, and cried louder than before.
Chen Xin had an embarrassing face, and his mood was very complicated.
He watched Qiping cry non-stop, and he was about to cry too, so he had to hold Qiping and ran to the bedroom on the second floor.
"Little boy! Little boy!"
Qilig was awakened by Qi Ping's crying, and he yelled "Fat Xin" in a daze, while trying to get into Chen Xin's arms to block the crying of the child.However, Chen Xin was dying of anxiety, and he couldn't care less about coaxing him. He hugged Qi Ping with one hand and pushed him with the other, shouting: "
Darling, the child keeps crying, what should I do? "
"...Bring it." Qilig said weakly, and took Qi Ping from Chen Xin.
Qi Ping was transferred from Chen Xin to Qi Lige. Although the person he saw no longer had a fierce and embarrassing face, he still didn't stop crying.
"Be good." Qilig shook Qiping, looked into Qiping's eyes and said gently: "It's not good for a child to cry, you have to be a good baby...you know?".
Miraculously, just after he finished speaking, Qi Ping gradually stopped, and looked at Qi Lige with big green eyes full of tears, looking so pitiful.
"Well, this is a good baby, let the little rabbit sleep with you later." Qilig said, bowed his head and kissed Qiping, and then took the little rabbit beside the bed and shook it in front of him.
Chen Xin looked at Qi Lige in disbelief as he tamed Qi Ping without making funny faces or patting the baby in a fancy way, with both admiration and admiration in his heart.
"Fat Xin, here you are, I still want to sleep..." Qilig hugged Qiping and was about to fall asleep again. He didn't even have the strength to hand Qiping to Chen Xin, and he turned his head and fell asleep.
Chen Xin hurriedly picked up the child, and asked before Qilig fell into a coma, "I'll just ask you a question, answer it before going back to bed!"
"How on earth did you coax him?"
Qilig tried his best to open his eyes and looked at Chen Xin, and said in a daze, "Use mental power... to suggest... to hypnotize him...invade his brain..."
After he finished speaking, he fell asleep in Chen Xin's arms, leaving Chen Xin with a deep expression on his face.
69 Eagle Flying Bear Jumps to Raise Children ([-])
Chen Xin nestled Qilig in his arms, and held Qiping in his hands.
Afraid of waking them up, he maintained this position without moving for a full two hours.Sentinel's physical fitness and his own endurance prevent him from getting tired. More importantly, his beloved partner and children can sleep soundly in front of his eyes. It is really the blissful thing.
Indeed, it would be great if the two of them could sleep peacefully together all the time.
After two hours, both Qilig and Qiping woke up.
Zelig woke up and hummed contentedly, lay on the bed‵ showing his belly, and posed a personality‵sexy pose, which was almost as seductive as fat.He licked his lips and said seductively, "Fat Xin, hurry up! Face me head on!"
However, just as Chen Xin swallowed, Qi Ping cried.
"Wait." Chen Xin hurriedly touched Qi Lige's belly with one hand, and then hugged Qi Ping who was crying loudly.
"Did Qi Ping pee? Are you still hungry?" Chen Xin put Qi Ping on the bed‵, took off the diaper to check, "No pee, very good, that means you are hungry."
After speaking, he kissed Qi Ping's face.
"..." Qilig was still maintaining a sexy and provocative posture, seeing Chen Xin talking to himself and then going downstairs with Qiping in his arms, he suddenly felt a chill in his stomach, just like his heart.
Only the quilt is still willing to give him warmth without hesitation.
A few minutes later, Qi Lige went downstairs with a quilt depressed, and saw Chen Xin holding a baby bottle, and Qi Ping was crying so loudly that his face was red from crying.
"Why don't you drink? Aren't you hungry?" Chen Xin frowned, both confused and nervous. "Little boy, is he sick?"
Qilig didn't answer him, but just came over without saying a word, stretched out his hand to pat Qiping's face lightly, and looked into Qiping's eyes.
Three seconds later, Qi Ping quieted down, and he couldn't be more obedient.
"Thank you, you will still deal with children."
Qilig ignored Chen Xin, covered his head with the quilt, snaked slowly to the corner of the living room and squatted down.
At this time, Chen Xin was busy putting Qiping on the crib, and didn't notice what was wrong with Qi Lige.After he settled Qiping down, he went to the kitchen to pour the milk that Qiping didn't drink just now into a bowl and drink it himself, and cleaned the bottle.
He was halfway through washing when he suddenly felt something was wrong.
On weekday mornings, within 2 minutes of him entering the kitchen, Zelig would sneak in and hug him, wanting to hug and kiss, and he would never stop working until he stopped his work to kiss and hug him.
But five minutes and 13 seconds have passed today, and no one has hugged him from behind, and he is not used to the emptiness behind him.
"Little boy?"
When Chen Xin returned to the living room, he saw Qilig still curled up in the corner in the same posture as before.
He stepped forward and hugged Qilig even under the quilt, pulled him into his arms, and asked softly, "What's wrong, little boy? Do you want to fuck?"
Chirig didn't speak.
If Chen Xin asked this question normally, he would have turned around and overwhelmed Chen Xin, but today he didn't respond at all.
Chen Xin knew that Qilig was unhappy.
Chilig seldom gets upset, and usually smiles softly or cheaply, and no one can make him angry.
However, he also has unhappy moments and his own fragile little thoughts.He always laughed at Chen Xin's love for his brain, and he was almost manic when he was stimulated by a little thing, but at the same time, he himself was the same, in fact, he had a lot of narrow-mindedness.
It seemed that he had always wanted to monopolize Chen Xin all along.
Chen Xin lifted the quilt, Qilig was so bored in the quilt that his face was red, expressionless.
"Angry?"
Chirig nodded.
"Because I patronized Qiping just now?"
Qilig nodded first, then shook his head.
"Then will you tell me what to do?"
Qilig looked up at Chen Xin, then lowered his head, and said sullenly, "...Dear."
As soon as he finished speaking, he was kissed by Chen Xin.Chen Xin pressed his head with one hand, held his hand with the other, and wrapped him in his arms with a pair of long legs.
This kiss was very gentle, Chen Xin hooked his unresponsive tongue, sucked it lightly, it tasted sweet.
Just after we parted, Chen Xin opened his eyes and glanced at him, then immediately lowered his head and kissed him again.
"Are you still angry?"
Zirig shook his head, looked at him, and then laughed.
Seeing him smile, Chen Xin breathed a sigh of relief, and couldn't help but feel proud that his partner is such a gentle person.
Qilig wrapped Chen Xin and himself together with a quilt, and the two huddled in a corner and whispered.
"Fat Xin, are you a principled person?"
"of course."
"Lie to me." Qilig snorted disdainfully, "It was promised that I would be the first person to kiss in the morning, but you just kissed Qiping! And let me be caught in bed!"
After hearing this, Chen Xin kissed him again, and said with a smile, "Why do you like me so much?"
Qilig hummed contentedly: "It's good to know."
"Some children like to toss around." Qilig said: "Cry when there is something to do, and cry when there is nothing to do. If Qi Ping cries in the future, just ignore him if he has nothing to do."
"Wouldn't you be crying out of trouble?"
"Before crying, he was already sleepy. A child who sleeps obediently is the cutest."
Zelig was a child who didn’t cry or fuss since he was a child. He went to bed every day when he was full, and cried a few times when his diaper was dirty. His mother and sister continued to sleep obediently after changing his diaper, and he didn’t get up in the middle of the night. , is simply a model baby.The same is true for Chen Xin, who never cried when he was a child, and he didn't have a bunch of messy rules when he grew up. He grew up healthy and healthy no matter how his parents took care of him, and he couldn't be more obedient.
However, now that Qilig and Qiping have only been together for a few hours, he has a premonition that this child is nothing like them.
Will be a devilish child.
Sure enough, just as Qilig thought, Qi Ping loves to mess with two adults the most.
In the next few days, whenever he felt uncomfortable, he would cry to death. Chen Xin passed by his crib, Qilig put the puppet next to him, walked around the crib with food, and hid Peeking at him on the stairs... there was hardly anything that didn't trigger his sensitive little mind.
Chen Xin felt sorry for him at first, thinking that he was really uncomfortable, but after a few times, his heart died, and he didn't dare to let such a young child accept spiritual hints all the time, so he could only let him cry as he wanted.
On the contrary, Qilig was calm from the beginning to the end. When Qi Ping cried, he immediately lay down on the spot and resisted all noises with his amazing sleep ability. After a few days, he became dormant when he heard the cry.
Although this seems to have achieved an ingenious balance, another voice gradually rose in Chen Xin's heart.
Hungry cry.
That Qilig who was always following behind him asking for a fuck fell into a coma when he heard Qiping's crying, and no longer had the energy to practice the content of the little porn book with him on the bed.
As an energetic sentinel, he has not had physical contact with his guide for a full week. Even if he is innocent, he can't stand it. He is so hungry and thirsty that seeing Big Bird and Fatty together will tear them apart. impulse.
Qi Ya has no intention of taking Qi Ping home at all, and Chen Xin has no time to wait for Qi Ping to go home!
just now!
He desperately needed that little kid to be quiet for an hour, so he could get Zillig's pants down!
At ten o'clock in the evening, Chen Xin drove Pang Pang and Da Niao to the living room while Qi Ping was asleep, and then went back to the bedroom to lock the door.
Zelig sat on the bed in his pajamas and read materials, holding a pillow in his arms, ready to fall asleep at any time later.He didn't realize that Chen Xin was hungry and thirsty, and he was still concentrating on memorizing those materials.
Chen Xin took off his shirt, showing his muscular body, and walked towards Qilig.
"Little boy."
Kneeling on the bed, he took Chirig's reader and put it aside.
"Huh?" Qilig had a good concentration when he was serious, so the reader was suddenly taken away, and he didn't react for a while, and stared blankly at Chen Xin.
Chen Xin lowered his head and kissed him, stretched out his hand to untie his pajamas, and said in a low voice, "I want to fuck you."
"..." Qilig blushed and grabbed Chen Xin's pajama pants.
"Fuck it?"
Chen Xin took off Qilig's pajamas, bit his collarbone lightly, and rubbed his bloated lower body against his lower body through the pajama pants.
All of a sudden, Qilig's whole body became hot from being teased, and all the desires from the past few days burst out.While scratching Chen Xin's back lightly, he said dissolutely to Chen Xin: "I want you to come in..."
A few minutes later, Qilig put a pair of long legs around Chen Xin's waist, and was about to let Chen Xin enter his body.
Chen Xin was so excited that he was about to explode, he bit his lip to restrain his urge to penetrate hard.
"Baby, I'm going in."
"come on in……"
But when the love was strong, Qi Ping downstairs cried.
Chen Xin was about to cry to him, so he gritted his teeth and persisted.
However, even if he persisted, it would be meaningless. Hearing Qiping's crying, Qilig felt more and more sleepy, and finally he tilted his head and fell asleep.
"..."
Chen Xin suddenly felt his body was so cold, just like his heart.
He settled Qilig, gritted his teeth, put on his clothes, and went downstairs with a cold face.
Qi Ping was still crying on the small bed, not realizing who he had offended.
"Boy!" Standing in front of the crib, Chen Xin said viciously, "You've offended me."
Qi Ping ignored him, and his crying was still powerful.
Chen Xin had already made up his mind to have trouble with him this time, no matter how much he cried, he just stood there and watched.
Ten minutes later, Qi Ping was tired from crying and fell asleep, but Chen Xin remained motionless.
Half an hour later, Chen Xin shook the sleeping Qi Ping.
"I did the math for you. On average, you cry once every half an hour." Chen Xin said nonchalantly, "Now it's time to cry."
Qi Ping started to cry for 5 minutes, he was a little tired, and his voice quieted down.However, at this time Chen Xin poked his stomach lightly again: "On average, 10 minutes a time, there are 5 minutes left, continue."
Five minutes passed and Qiping fell asleep.
After another half an hour, Chen Xin shook his little bed: "It's time."
At three o'clock in the morning, Chen Xin was still standing in front of the flat bed.
As a sentinel general who can continue to fight without sleep for days and nights, waking up a child every half hour to make him cry is a piece of cake.
"Cry soon, why don't you cry? Are you still a man?" Chen Xin said coldly.
She didn't drink milk all night and was forced to cry for 10 minutes every half hour. Qi Ping couldn't keep his eyes open no matter how much he tried.
Seeing that Qi Ping had no strength to cry, Chen Xin stood in front of the bed and watched for a while, and finally covered him with a quilt and kissed him.
"Continue tomorrow night, good night."
70 Eagle Flying Bear Jumps to Raise Children ([-])
Since Chen Xin resorted to the neurotic way of coping, Qi Ping calmed down a little, at least the level of neuroticism dropped from 50.00% to [-]%, Qilig's problem of falling asleep when he heard crying has also improved a lot, at least I can wake up from crying for a while every day.
It's just that after that, no matter how Chen Xin dealt with Qi Ping, it was useless, and the situation didn't improve at all.
"He's still a child." Qilig stood in front of the crib and looked expressionlessly at the crying Qiping, "Maybe we're asking too much of him."
Chen Xin also stood in front of the crib expressionlessly, and said, "But he has too high demands on us, who can tolerate a child crying like this every day."
"The nanny is really great, and she has to be given mental compensation." They hired a nanny to take care of Qiping during working hours, and they took over after get off work.
Zia is smart, she only took Qi Ping for a few days and knew that the child was a little devil, so she handed over the task to Qi Lige early.Of course, it was impossible for Qilig and Chen Xin to get angry over such a trivial matter, at most they were a little distressed.
Qilig looked at Qiping and couldn't help coaxing him into his arms.He is obviously such a cute child, how could he love to cry like this?The same is true for Chen Xin, although Chen Xin bothers him, but he can't help feeling distressed, he can't help leaning over to kiss his tear-filled little face.
It was amazing to say that after he finished kissing, Qi Ping gradually stopped crying, and finally looked at Chen Xin with big watery eyes, looking like a good baby.
"Short oil~ I'm very kind to you~" Qilig gave Chen Xin an ambiguous look, and his expression said that he was as cheap as he could be.
Chen Xin saw that something was wrong with him, and hurriedly said: "Just be good, I will kiss you as well, balance!"
"I know, I know, I really can't do anything about you..." Qilig leaned over and kissed Chen Xin helplessly, "Are you satisfied with this? Little fairy!"
"Why did you tell him to kiss me? Look, he's crying again."
Qilig hugged Qiping and coaxed him, bowed his head and kissed him, but it was useless.He handed Qi Ping to Chen Xin for a kiss from Chen Xin, but it was still useless.
"Didn't you stop just now? Why is it so irregular?" Qilig couldn't help but say something that Chen Xin would say, and reluctantly leaned over to kiss him.
Strange to say, Qi Ping stopped crying again and looked at him with watery green eyes.
"what's the situation?"
"Well……"
"Quick! This is your specialty! Find out the law of flushness!"
Chen Xin is the best at things like finding rules. He thought for two seconds before replying, "At the same time, one person should hug him and kiss him alone."
Qilig raised his eyebrows and made a comment: "You kid, what a luxury."
Chen Xin and Qilig were right in thinking that Qi Ping is a extravagant child, sensitive and insecure, he needs everyone in sight to love him in order to be good, but only one person takes care of him and he doesn’t buy it , there must be at least two people.
This gave Ziya even more reason to keep the little devil at Qilig's house. In the end, Qilig and Chen Xin simply signed the document and became Qiping's guardians directly.
"Raising children is really troublesome..." Qilig lay on the sofa boredly holding Qiping, while chatting with Tony: "Are you sure you and Wells will have children?"
"You mean to let me stop the operation of the mechanical womb now?"
"Of course not... Well, why do you feel that Qi Ping was delivered not long ago, and now it's your child's turn again."
"Because it's less than half a year away."
Last month, on a whim, Zelig looked at the information of each baby in the mechanical womb, and suddenly saw a name that was so familiar to the parents of a pair of twins: Tony Wayne.
etc.
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