The troubles of the heartthrob guide

Since Qilig and Chen Xin were fully combined, the problem with the induction system disappeared from their lives. The two ate better, slept better, and happily rolled around on the bed when they had time. .

"Fat new."

Qilig slumped on his sofa, looking boredly at Chen Xin who was mopping the floor.Hearing Qilig's call, Chen Xin raised his head and glanced at him, but his hands didn't stop, they were still wiping the ground straight.

Qilig casually picked up the panda pillow on the sofa and threw Chen Xin.

Chen Xin stood up and kicked the pillow back, hitting Qilig in the face with a slap.

Zelig groaned and fell onto the sofa in an instant, motionless.

"If you make trouble again, come over and wipe the floor, eat and sleep every day!" Chen Xin shouted.After he finished yelling, he didn't hear the expected uproar, and went quietly.

"Zilliger?"

Chen Xin was a little uneasy, thinking that he was playing around just now, so he shouldn't be hurt.But he waited for two seconds, and Qilig still didn't respond.

"Qi Xiaoguai?"

Chirig was still lying there.

Due to the angle, Chen Xin couldn't see his face.After waiting for a few more seconds, seeing that he really didn't respond, Chen Xin couldn't help but walked over worriedly, thinking that he was becoming more and more a mother-in-law.But this person is his guide, even the mother-in-law only treats him.

"Little boy? Are you okay?" Chen Xin shook Qilig with his eyes closed.

"Fat Xin!" Qilig suddenly opened his eyes, stretched out his hand, and shouted, "Face me!"

Chen Xin was taken aback by him, and shouted, "Crazy! Playing with me again!"

After Chen Xin finished yelling, he threw Qilig to lay there and continued to laugh, then turned around and went back to wipe the floor.

But in 3 minutes, he threw the rag away and tossed Qilig.

Their days are repeated infinitely in "Zillige tossing Chen Xin, Chen Xin tossing Qilig".

The two stayed at Qilig's house for a full week, and then went to live at Chen Xin's house.This time, Qilig brought a few romance novels, and read them at night when he had nothing to do.

"Is that really so beautiful?"

Chen Xin was sitting on his own sofa, leaning against the panda pillow, hugging Panda Panda in front of him, and was playing Qilig's game console. Prometheus stood behind him and watched him play the game.

"Well, yes, it's full of philosophy of life, and it can also be pleasant and nourishing."

Qilig raised the "Overbearing Sentinel's 100% Guide" in his hand.This is his favorite book since he was a boy. The plot of the dog is very classic, and it condenses all the content that a romance novel should have.

"What philosophy of life?" Although Chen Xin knew that Qilig was going to start talking nonsense seriously again, he still wanted to hear how he was going to talk nonsense again.

Sure enough, Qilig said with a serious face: "Explained the truth that as long as you look cool enough, domineering and rich enough, the world will not want you."

"Meaning I'm cool and domineering enough to make your hair tidy?"

"...Maybe." Qilig touched his naturally curly hair, which was messy all the year round, thinking that it could be straightened by just going for a perm.

"Let me see." Chen Xin snatched the book from Qilig's hand and threw the game console to him.

Qilig found that although he often robbed Chen Xin, Chen Xin also liked to rob him.He wanted to find Pang Pang to play the game console with him, but Prometheus caught Pang Pang to play. He passed a level in boredom, and saw that Chen Xin was still watching, so he went to take a bath by himself.

After taking a shower, Chen Xin was still studying the novel.Zelig felt hungry, so he went to the kitchen to cook supper by himself.Qi Lige turned on the fire, thinking to cook some dumplings, then turned to Chen Xin and asked, "Fat Xin, do you want dumplings?"

Chen Xin didn't even raise his head: "If you want to eat late at night, eat noodles."

Qilig didn't know where he came from for the strange rules, so he said: "I just want to cook dumplings, if you don't feel good, come and beat me!"

Chen Xin snorted in the living room, and said coldly: "I haven't tried the feeling of being rejected yet, very good, you have aroused my interest."

"..."

Qilig silently ordered the dumplings, wondering whether it would be better to take the book back.

The water boiled, and Qilig looked at the dumplings, lazily watched the dumplings float and sink in the water, and listened to the sound of the water gurgling.

He was about to turn off the fire when he finished fishing for the dumplings, when he heard Chen Xin say again: "The fire you lighted is up to you to put out!"

"..."

He really wanted to smear the dumplings on Chen Xin's face.

He walked silently to the living room with dumplings for one person, thinking that he should eat them regardless of whether they are old or new.

As soon as he sat down, Chen Xin put down the book and asked expectantly: "How is it? Do you think I was very domineering just now?"

With a dumpling in his mouth, Qilig said vaguely, "I think you're so stupid."

Chen Xin threw the book aside with a little disappointment, leaned over to Qilig and said, "I want to eat too."

Qilig swallowed the dumpling in his mouth, raised his head, stared at Chen Xin with bright black eyes, and said in a low voice, "Please, I will satisfy you."

At that moment, he really had a bit of evil and domineering aura. Chen Xin had only seen the limp Qilig, but never seen him like that, so he was a little surprised for a while.

Seeing Chen Xin's expression, Qilig laughed hahaha, pushed the bowl to him, leaned into his ear with a smile and said, "Xiao Pangxin, you are still young, you can be like me after studying for a few more years." Cool and domineering."

Chen Xin looked at Qilig's complacent look, and thought that he was quite stupid, but his partner was as virtuous as him... Of course, the two of them couldn't be happier if they were stupid together.

In the morning, Chen Xin was going to wake up Qilig who was curled up in his arms.

He has mastered the correct way to wake up Qilig, and found that kicking to wake up is too violent, kissing to wake up is too violent, and the only appropriate way to wake up is to tickle and tickle.

He lifted Qilig's pajamas and reached out to scratch the itchy flesh on Qilig's stomach. After scratching once or twice, the sensitive Qilig writhed non-stop.

"Fat Xin...don't...hahaha...don't..." Qilig grabbed his hand and laughed with tears.

"Still sleeping?" He bowed his head and kissed Qilig.

"Don't sleep."

"Hey, wake up if you don't sleep."

Chen Xin put Qilig in the bathroom for him to wash up, while he went downstairs to buy him breakfast.

Chen Xin is not good at cooking, but he also consciously knows that he can't let Qilig cook all the cooking, and he has to pay for it, so he volunteers to be responsible for buying breakfast.

He couldn't be happier to see his guide obediently eating breakfast, and what makes him even happier is that he can finally buy even numbers for everything!

Baozi, two!

Shrimp wontons, two bowls!

Two cups of soy milk!

Divide into two bags on average, one bag in each hand, no longer have to worry about halfway through the obsessive-compulsive disorder attack!

Chen Xin entered the house happily, and planned to share his joy with Qilig later.However, when he went in, he did not see Qilig waiting for him in the living room as expected.

Should I sleep again?He was about to put the things down before waking him up, but before he could move, the sentinel's keen hearing let him hear a voice that shouldn't exist in his house.

Zelig was talking to a man in the bedroom.