ventriloquism master

There was a muffled thunder from the sky, and with a click, Xia Changyu's scalp exploded, and countless "Fuck!" floated in his mind.

He stood stiffly on the spot, the blood all over his body rushed towards his brain, as if he was about to have a stroke and a cerebral hemorrhage in the next second.

Ye Feiyu's heart also jumped up and down. Seeing that Xia Changyu didn't react that much, it felt okay, so he loosened the strength in his hand and slowly stuck his tongue in...

A flexible, soft, slippery thing got into his mouth, Xia Changyu was hit on the head, and immediately realized what the brat was going to do!

He pushed Ye Feiyu away and pointed at him with trembling fingers, but he was so angry that he couldn't utter a word, and when he realized it, his face was going to burn red!

Xia Changyu has been a straight man for more than [-] years, and he was kissed by a same-sex man for a long time, and he is still a kid, and even a little shorter than him, that's amazing!

Ye Feiyu took a few steps back and wiped the drool from her mouth with her sleeve.

Xia Changyu wiped her mouth fiercely, pointed at Ye Feiyu, her fingers trembling, and said angrily, "You, you, you, are you disgusting?"

"Didn't you tell me to find someone like this?" Ye Feiyu looked aggrieved, pouted slightly, and raised his chin towards Xia Changyu's legs, "What? Are you soft? You even stuttered when you cursed?"

"Fart, you are soft, your whole family is soft!" Xia Changyu said "bah", thinking that Ye Feiyu was referring to his "third leg", he is not a pervert, how could he become hard because of a man's kiss , "I told you to find a woman, who told you to test me?"

"Kissing a woman can prove you are a man, so kissing a man is even more of a man?" Fei Yu shrugged, unreasonably disturbing, and said imitating Xia Changyu's usual appearance, but Xia Changyu didn't know that he usually had this kind of virtue. In his opinion, the bastard's aggressive appearance is simply pissed off!

"You!!" Xia Changyu was furious, this is simply nonsense!Grass mud horse, what is your reply? !

Ye Feiyu returned to her indifferent expression, the expression of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water.

Xia Changyu was still about to say something dirty, when there was a knock on the door.

"Who?"

"Master Xia, little Juansheng, the owner of the garden asked me to tell you, you are ready to prepare, and the performance will be performed in advance."

"Didn't you mean at night?" Xia Changyu blinked and asked suspiciously, "But something else happened?"

"It's true," Juansheng smiled obsequiously, with his ear pressed against the wooden door, Xia Changyu opened it, and he almost rolled in, so he nodded and bowed to Xia Changyu embarrassingly, "Is there any distinguished guest here soon?"

Xia Changyu was puzzled. Today, all the famous "rich second generations" in Diping City are invited. Aren't they all distinguished guests? "Who is it?"

"It's the music division handpicked by the emperor," Juan Sheng cupped his hands, smiling, making him even uglier, "Congratulations, Young Master Xia."

"What's the joy?"

"Hey, Master Le Si has come in person, you are a face-to-face saint, but you have only one character."

"Oh, really?" Xia Changyu pretended to realize suddenly, and smirked humbly, "I see, this horoscope has not been written yet, and we can only make a conclusion after the performance is over."

Juansheng still wanted to say a few more words of compliment, maybe it would win him a good impression, but Xia Changyu shut the door in the next second, this Juansheng was really a bit of a loser, Xia Changyu was depressed, he went to the door to find a gun Woolen cloth.

Xia Changyu was furious, and looked at Ye Feiyu with a calm face, "From today on, don't talk to me, stay away from me, I don't know you!"

Ye Feiyu looked up at him, seeing that he seemed to be really angry, unlike the usual open-minded Xia Changyu, she couldn't help but restrain her tone a little, and muttered, "You provoked me."

"Get out of here," Xia Changyu raised his hand and kicked a chair down. Unexpectedly, the old injury on his foot was affected, and he endured the pain and said, "Can't I provoke you to fight? Must, must be like this?"

Ye Feiyu looked at his feet and brows furrowed tightly, not wanting to provoke him too much.

Thinking about it now, he somewhat regretted his actions just now, and he didn't expect that he would be so impulsive, so he clenched his fists, didn't say a word, and let the other party slap the sky and cover his face.

"I'm so mad." Xia Changyu snorted, snatched the belt from him, and began to dress, trying to persuade herself to relax, don't think so much, stay away from the bastard in the future, and find time to put croton in his meal, and then Don't touch the fish for him to eat, touch the fart, it's all fucking fed to the dog's stomach.

The sky is big and the earth is big, and the performance is the biggest at this time.Calm down! !Calm down! !Calm down! !

"Where's the fan I asked you to write?" Xia Changyu asked angrily, "Give it to me."

Ye Feiyu said mischievously, "Didn't you tell me to stay away from you?"

Xia Changyu raised his eyebrows, and his patience was at the limit. Seeing that rabies was about to break out, Ye Feiyu took out the fan and handed it to him.

Xia Changyu glanced at Ye Feiyu, and that look was Chi Guoguo's warning: you son of a bitch, just wait.Then he walked out angrily, Ye Feiyu thought for a while, and followed behind to be on the safe side.

There were more than a dozen tables in the hall, and although it was not full, it was almost full.

In the center sits a shriveled old man with a wrinkled face like a chrysanthemum, drinking tea in a large tureen, with his orchid finger up, and beside him sits a girl from Moxiangyuan, smiling happily. Waiting on the old man, behind him are four entourages.

Xia Changyu reckoned that this old man was that Le Si.

At this time, Tong Moxiang was dressed in a lotus-colored costume, and stepped onto the stage with a strong aura, blessed her body, and the audience gradually quieted down.

It was nothing more than talking about the scene, thanking everyone for coming, and finally raising the status of the musician, flattering the horse, and the musician was also benefited, his heart was full of joy, the wrinkles on his face became more, like flowers blooming.

At this time, Tong Moxiang clapped his hands, Xia Changyu ordered, put on a gorgeous mask, and gracefully walked down the wooden stairs on the second floor step by step.

Dressed in a blue shirt that made her tall and slender, and the mask carved with patterns carried a hint of mystery. Xia Changyu moved her hands forward and backward, exuding an elegant temperament in her gestures.

As soon as he appeared on the stage, everyone's eyes followed him until he reached the stage in the hall.

Xia Changyu clasped her hands and saluted, her voice was full of magnetism, which made people sound very comfortable, "Xia is not talented, and she is making a fool of herself today."

Tong Moxiang clapped his hands again, three enchanting and handsome girls, dressed boldly, goose yellow big-sleeved skirts, revealing white breasts, wearing ponytails, with delicate and charming peonies, all the props used Move them to the table one by one.

First there is a square table and chairs made of nanmu wood, then there is a paper fan with the profuse writing on it, "The best kindness is like water, and the virtues carry things", which is exactly Ye Feiyu's handwriting, and finally there is a ruler.

He bought and traded these props together with the brat, seeing things and thinking about people, and some discordant images popped up by themselves, he shook his head and threw away that pleasing face.

Pleasant fart, not pleasing to the eye at all!

After showing the objects one by one, the girl stepped off the stage with a smile, and then the boys moved up the screen to cover the tables and chairs behind.

Originally, Tong Moxiang wanted Xia Changyu to perform directly on stage, but Xia Changyu had a different opinion from her.

Those three girls came to the stage as models to show the props he used for ventriloquism. One is to let the audience know about this skill, and the other reason is to tell everyone in a disguised form that he uses very few things. A wonderful ventriloquist performance. Only Xia Changyu has one mouth and one tongue.

"Well, it's kind of interesting." Le Si nodded, and the girl next to him heard the sound, and quickly handed him tea, "Master Wu, I need tea."

Yuan Xirui was also sitting in the hall, and was accompanying Li Ai, the third son of the No. [-] tea merchant in Pingcheng, when he heard what Wu Lesi said, he couldn't help snorting coldly.

Hearing the sound, Li Ai folded the fan together, knocked it into the palm of her hand, and said with a smile, "Yo, Xi'er, is this a bit delicious?"

Yuan Xirui glanced at Li Ai, smiled charmingly, and looked at her newly made Koudan, "What do I eat?"

Li Ai raised her eyebrows at the stage, and smiled obscenely, "Is the one on the stage Qing Guan, or..."

"Yo, I don't know that." Yuan Xirui rolled her eyes and grabbed a bunch of grapes, "Mr. Li is willing to spend money, so naturally he can't be regarded as a Qingguan."

Li Ai nodded at Yuan Xirui and said with a smile that she was cunning.

Yuan Xirui said: "You haven't seen what he looks like, you just think about him, what if he is an ugly monster."

Li Ai licked his lower lip, "What I want is the back of him. You can tell he's ecstasy just by looking at that. Besides, don't you wear a mask on purpose because you're afraid it's too beautiful and you ignore the performance, am I right?"

Yuan Xirui coughed lightly, changed the subject, and whispered in his ear, "Did you see that Le Si?"

Li Ai dismissed it, "Isn't that Wu Zhengdao, a greedy and dead eunuch."

"Don't underestimate people, this music company was handpicked by the emperor," Yuan Xirui finished spreading the grape skins, and stuffed them into Li Ai's mouth, "See, Tong Moxiang has made a fool of himself with this posture today, Even people have been invited, you want that young lady... Hmph, I don't see any good."

"Grandma!" Li Ai was provoked, blew her beard and stared, suppressed her voice, and said, "I've never heard of any ventriloquism, so Tong Moxiang is the only treasure."

"Isn't it?" Yuan Xirui finally found a "friend", and said dissatisfiedly: "It's a mule or a horse, you have to come up for a walk, look, tsk tsk, this book is written, it's better to sell yourself to get money."

Li Ai smiled more and more smugly, and touched Yuan Xirui's hand, "I see, this ventriloquist won't be able to catch Lesi's eyes, when the time comes, Xi'er will have to help me bring him over, sir, I'm so happy, Naturally, you are indispensable."

"Fuck you," Yuan Xirui pretended to be angry, and withdrew her hand, "The pearls I promised to give to me last time are still on credit, you, you have nothing to say."

"Okay," Li Ai stretched her hand into Yuan Xirui's skirt under the table in front of everyone, "Tonight we will count together."

Yuan Xirui groaned shyly, smiling all over her face, "No one is serious, I hate it, let's watch the show first, it's still early in the evening."

As he was speaking, Xia Changyu had already entered behind the screen, only heard a "pop", the seat was completely silent, no one dared to make a fuss.

Xia Changyu held his breath, and slowly let out a sound from his mouth.

From far and near, I heard several calls of seagulls. The sounds became louder and denser, one after another. After the last call, a majestic ship launched into the sea.

All the guests showed interest on their faces, and kept guarding outside the screen, because they hadn't seen it before, they kept poking their heads inside, wondering if there were really some seabirds flying inside.

Then an angry person shouted: "Let's set sail! Yang Fan——"

Yang Fan's canvas was blown by the wind and rattled, the sea water beat against the hull, the footsteps of the men on the boat made "duk-duk" sounds, chattering and laughing were endless, and Xia Changyu completed it in one go, showing vivid and interesting images with vivid images.

Li Ai fiddled with the gold-plated fan in her hand, looked up at the screen, and said with a smile, "It's interesting."

Yuan Xirui gave him a white look, and said sarcastically, "Hmph, what's the point?"

Then, the ship set sail, and the workers were beating oars at the bottom of the ship. A man with a slightly hoarse voice said, "Come on, there is meat for lunch!"

A young woman smiled, her voice was pleasant, "There is still good wine."

A man with a deep voice joked: "Sister-in-law, don't just squeeze the elder brother's shoulders at night, give our brother a squeeze too."

The young woman laughed and scolded: "Bah, tear your dog's mouth apart."

The man said: "Good sister-in-law, I know I'm wrong, please don't."

Everyone laughed.

The voice followed the young woman to the kitchen.

The pier workers skillfully cut the shredded vegetables, the sound of chopping firewood, the crackling fire in the stove, the gurgling sound of boiling water, the various sounds of frying and frying, a few women and girls picking vegetables, While chatting in secret, several voices sounded at the same time, endlessly.

The picture shifted to the deck again, the cries of seagulls accompanied by the sound of sea water, a picture of the ocean emerged in the minds of all the guests.

In the middle of the hall, Na Lesi stretched his neck, smiled and praised: "Wonderful."

The girl serving brought the tea to Wu Zhengdao, "My lord, let's drink some tea."

Wu Zhengdao raised his hand in greeting, "Don't make a sound."

Yuan Xirui also stretched her neck, muttering in a low voice: "Hey, is this over?"

Li Ai said, "No way, it won't take long."

At this moment, a person suddenly shouted: "It's water!"

The women screamed loudly, the men calmed down a bit, and one person shouted: "Don't panic, don't panic, carry the bucket, there are wooden buckets beside the boat!"

After a while, many people appeared on the deck, and there was the sound of splashing water, chaotic footsteps, crying for help, mixed with the sound of explosions from raging fire, sharp cries of seagulls, and the sound of rough waves. , the sound entered the ears, and the image vividly entered the eardrums of everyone.

Everyone in the hall was worried about the people on board.

Seeing that the girl serving the tea knocked over the teacup, no one blamed her, Juansheng was the closest, swallowed her saliva and took two steps back.Mr. Li Ai put away his foolish look, stood up slightly, his neck stretched out, his eyes stared at the screen for a moment.The hand scroll in Yuan Xirui's hand was almost torn by her, while Wu Zhengdao, the music director, grabbed the arm of the entourage...

With a sudden eye-catching shot, everyone gasped, and the nervousness was relieved, only then did they realize that this was just a wonderful ventriloquist.

The three beautiful girls came to the stage again, removed the screen, and Xia Changyu was shaking her fan.

After a moment or two of silence in the hall, the frying pan immediately exploded.

Overwhelm the crowd with skills and amaze everyone!

Tong Moxiang came to the stage with a proud face, Xia Changyu bowed his hands and was escorted back to the wing by a group of servants.

All the guests praised it again and again, and three or five people gathered together to count the subtleties.

Ye Feiyu calmly watched everything downstairs from the second floor.

So unexpected.

At this time, Xia Changyu went upstairs, walked towards him step by step, took off the mask on his face, revealing a face that is alluring.

The smile on Ye Feiyu's mouth became wider and wider, looking at Xia Changyu, his eyes sparkled.