Painful hands finally inserted the card into my phone, turned it on and took a look... Why the hell can't it read it?He opened the case of the phone to see if it was not plugged in properly, only to find that the card had been removed! ! !

"Ha... ha..." (laughing bitterly)

I'm sorry...my phone is a phone...

twenty two----------------------

"Damn...why should I carry him back to my house?"

Xue Ziyang was sitting in the entrance with sweat all over his face, and stretched out his hands to wipe off the sweat to see the lunatic lying on the side like a dead bear. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that he was full, why did he bring him back?Shouldn't he just throw it in the car and care if he dies from heat or suffocation?Why do I have to spend so much effort to carry people up and exhaust myself to death?

"Hello? Crazy? Crazy, if you wake up, you should drive away quickly?"

The dead bear didn't even move a bit, it just snorted and breathed out, as if I was sleeping soundly and don't fucking disturb me.

Xue Ziyang pursed his mouth, got up with weak hands and feet, and unbuttoned his shirt while walking to the bedroom. It was too hot and his body was sticky, even if he was so tired that he was almost panting like a dog, even if his wrist hurt so much that he would I want to kill myself to understand the matter, but I still want to rush to the bathroom to take a cool shower, and then cook a bowl of instant noodles that are barely complete in color, fragrance and taste!

"I am so sacrificing, I wonder if the young master will give me a raise?"

The cold water poured down from the lotus pods, even though it was so hot in this midsummer season that people wanted to peel off their skin, but the moment it landed on the skin, Xue Ziyang shivered fiercely for a few times.

"Well……"

It's bitingly cold, but it's also very comfortable. After the whole body is soaked in cold water, he gradually feels more comfortable. He doesn't like taking cold baths in summer, but at this moment, he seems to fall in love with him for a moment. This feeling is normal.

"Ah, it's so cool!"

Just as he squeezed a big lump of shampoo onto his head and gently kneaded thick foam, a sudden gust of wind blew from the base of his thighs to the waistline of his buttocks. Because he turned on the air conditioner as soon as he entered the door, the wind blew on him After dipping in the icy cold water, he suddenly felt chilly like a gloomy wind. Reflexively, he turned his head and looked in the direction of the wind, only to see the bathroom door was opened wide, and then a bear pestle with a backlight whose expression could not be seen clearly At the door, Shengsheng blocked the door to death.

"..."

Xue Ziyang remained expressionless and continued to rub the foam on his head very calmly. Although the white and thick foam had already slid down his neck to his body and even his buttocks, he still felt that he had to be calm at this time in order to appear himself Pure man enough, he kind of can't do it if he jumps up like a pussy and grabs his cock or screams...

"cough……"

With a cough, he smiled calmly and naturally towards the bear who was resisting the door, and asked,

"woke up?"

Xiong didn't answer, just looking at him with his eyes like searchlights, but the eyes didn't seem to be sober and clear, just like seeing the wall behind him through his mortal body, Xue Ziyang swallowed I swallowed my saliva, feeling a bit evil, so I dared to ask again,

"What are you doing? Take a shower or pee? If it's all right, please close the door for me?"

This time Xiong finally reacted a bit, but he took two steps towards the bathroom, and then with some stamina, he closed the door with a loud bang, and finally slowly looked around the small bathroom with his eyes, stunned He sat down on the toilet seat in a daze.

"..."

Xue Ziyang felt that the way he looked at this lunatic must be exactly the same as the way he looked at a psychopath, because now he really thinks that this person has some kind of mental illness! !

Oh leak! !Why do I have to spread such a mess! !

However, Xiong sat down on the toilet and did nothing, just stared straight ahead, although there was nothing in front of him, just a shiny tile.

Xue Ziyang didn't dare to speak any more, so he hurriedly took advantage of the time when he wasn't watching him and stood under the shower, washed the foam from his hair like a wind, and then squeezed a few lumps of the bath liquid casually onto his body to swipe and swipe a few times, Just get ready to clean it up.

But just as he was about to wash off the body wash, the bear appeared.

As soon as there was a dark shadow around him, a tall human wall was already standing beside him. How big is the bathroom? Xiong got up from the toilet and turned around, and he could stick to Xue Ziyang.

"..."

Xue Ziyang really wants to cry. Although he is not a good woman, but being stared at by a suspected psychopath so nakedly, even if he thinks that he is a pure man and don't care, he can't stand it anymore. Mom of!Isn't it okay if I stop rushing!As for the bath towel, I just wrapped it up and went out to cook instant noodles!

But Xiong started to take off his clothes and trousers on his own, and after being dumbfounded by Xue Ziyang, he took off his naked body a few times, revealing pieces of milk chocolate-colored tendons.

Fuck... are you a fucking bodybuilder!

Xue Ziyang is a man, so he naturally thinks that it is better for a man to be stronger and have small muscles, so he usually pays great attention to strength training, and he will go to the gym to practice from time to time, although he has not developed any small muscles so far. The figure is still very well-proportioned and tight, but now that he looks at the naked bear in front of him, he really thinks that the requirements of a man should not be too high. If he does not have a beer belly, it is already the result of his regular exercise. In the future, he will As long as you maintain this result, it is probably fine. If you want to practice like a bear... um... if you die from exhaustion in the middle of the practice, let's forget it.

You ask Xue Ziyang how good is the bear in front of him?Broad shoulders, thin waist and narrow hips, the two lumps of muscle on his chest are bigger than his ex-girlfriend's cup, and his eight-pack abdominal muscles are like the dried tofu he ate two days ago. mouth!Hey, your abdominal muscles are drawn with a pen, right? Why are the lines so clear?Well, the line of sight is limited to this, Xue Ziyang won't look down any further, how can this bear be so tall with short legs?But the length of the legs is not the key, he is not interested in seeing a naked man's little bird.

At this time, the bear was staring at him, then raised his hand, pointed to the body wash that was put aside, and said,

"bath."

Xue Ziyang had already wrapped his lower body with a bath towel, and when he heard Xiong talk, he laughed,

"You want to take a bath? Tell me earlier! Really, wash it, let you wash it first, I'll go out and cook noodles."

But Xiong didn't let him take a step, his whole body was blocked, Xue Ziyang pushed, but didn't push, frowning,

"Give it up, I'll let you wash it."

Xiong pointed at the bath liquid again, and looked down at Xue Ziyang, who was half a head shorter than him,

"Help me wash."

"..."

Xue Ziyang pointed at himself, he was so surprised that he was almost speechless, but now this person looked scary, his eyes were black and scary,

"I...I...I?"

Bear nodded.

Xue Ziyang saw that he looked a bit simple and honest, strangely like the fat son of the upstairs neighbor who was bored, so he asked tentatively,

"Who am I?"

After hearing this, Xiong grinned and said in a childish tone,

"mom!"

"..."

Mom, you are tall, I am your father!

twenty two----------------------

"roll!"

Xue Ziyang said to the naked bear standing in front of him with a serious expression, "You want me to help you take a bath?"You think you are really my son if you call me mom!You just call me grandpa, don't think about it!I fucking don't even bother to wash myself, but I'll wash it for you. When I think that the body wash on my body hasn't been flushed yet, I feel even more upset. I push the bear with my arms,

"Get out of the way! Be polite to you and treat this as your own home, right? When you wake up, get dressed and get out!"

The bear put all his strength into his hands and feet, no matter how he pushed him, he would not move, just like a breeze blowing by, the arms of the tentacles were as hard as an iron egg, the most important thing was that the bear was still staring blankly. He, tossing around like a clown.The fire in Xue Ziyang's heart is getting hotter and hotter. He has always had a good temper. This has a lot to do with his years of experience in the mall, so no matter how tough, rude or unreasonable his opponent is, he will He can handle it properly with a smile on his face, which is why the master can rest assured that he can stay by the young master's side to assist in all business affairs, but!but! !He suddenly discovered today that his good temper also has a limit!The smile on your own face can also collapse!

"Damn it, are you going to let it go? Go back to the hospital as soon as you are sick, don't fucking go crazy with me!"

Once the patience was broken, Xue Ziyang didn't want to bear it anymore, he reached out and grabbed the glass dish of soap on the shelf, raised it towards the bear, and said viciously,

"You look like I'm a bully, don't you? I'm trying to show off your prestige, right? Let me say one more thing!! Will you let me in!!"

Bear stared at his angry face, blinked very slowly, then continued to giggle with him,

"Mom, take a shower."

"..."

Pfft... Xue Ziyang was discouraged all of a sudden, and all his anger and pretentiousness were punched on a lump of ooze. Although Xiong looked like an idiot, he felt that he was more like Xiong when he became fierce. Idiot, damn it...why does this bear look exactly like the fat boy upstairs?stupid and honest

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