Old Hsu Kee Noodle House

Sneered twice, and brushed his teeth vigorously, as if he hated his own teeth,

"Joke, grandpa hasn't stumbled in the toilet yet! You put everything under my feet first, and taking a bath is not a maze, so I can't find it?"

"hey-hey."

Zheng Qinhao smiled cheekily, in fact, what Yan San said was right, he was thinking about that dead cat and rotten rat early in the morning~ What a pity... Sigh~~ You said that Yan San, your little head is injured, how can you still be so smart? ?

Yan San hums, his mouth is full of toothpaste foam, spray him,

"Laughing, laughing! Idiot, get out of here quickly."

At the end, I realized that I was going to take a bath and I hadn't prepared anything, so I called people to stop again.

"Well, after I finish brushing my teeth, you can lead me directly into the lotus pod, and I'm not used to the body wash. Is there soap? I don't have soap. Soap is fine. If I don't have soap, then I can only use it Body lotion."

"I have all of them. I'll keep all three at hand. You can take whatever you like."

"Well, shampoo..."

Before he finished speaking, Zheng Qinhao immediately interrupted,

"No, you still have wounds on your head, so you can't wash your hair."

"But my head is itchy. I haven't washed my hair for more than six days, right? Besides, the wounds are scabbed over. I just lightly scratch to avoid the wounds."

"No, if the wound scabs over, it's still a wound. What if it becomes inflamed with water? What if the infection stops hair growth?"

It doesn't matter what the three are.

"I don't even care about my head, you're sloppy, bah bah (spit toothpaste foam), get out of here, I still have to wash my hair today, it's tickling me to death!"

Zheng Qinhao took Yan San's arm, wiped the toothpaste foam on his mouth with a wet towel, and persuaded him earnestly,

"Be obedient. The doctor said that the wound on the head should not be soaked in water. You can wash your hair after the scab has fallen off. I think the scab will fall off in two or three days. Don't rush to hear it at this moment." No? What if the inflammation and infection affect the regression of the lump? Do you really want to see it for the rest of your life?"

Kai San frowned, stretched out his hand and scratched his head, the itching was unbearable, the smell was terrible after applying the medicine, the hospital was fine anyway, anyway, the quilt and pillow were not from his own home, no matter how dirty or smelly, he would put them away in the end He smoked it by himself, but now he is at Zheng Qinhao's house, his head smells like hair oil and ointment on his pillow when he sleeps, and he really wants to save face, so he feels quite embarrassed.

Zheng Qinhao went on to say, with a yearning tone,

"Of course, if you really want to be invisible for the rest of your life, I will be more than happy to take care of you for the rest of your life~"

Tightly grasping Zisan's hand, affectionately,

"I swear."

Yan San shook Zheng Qinhao's hand, his expression instantly became extremely serious and upright,

"I rely on washing woolen hair! Who told me to wash my hair? I'm in a hurry! Damn, I haven't washed my hair in my life. Damn, my brain is flooded and I want to wash my hair!"

Zheng Qinhao grinned, couldn't help pinching Kai San's tense little face, and boasted,

"So cute~"

"..."

In the end, Yan San did not wash his hair but took a shower obediently, but because he hadn't showered for five or six days, he washed it with soap three times to relieve his hatred, and stretched out his hand to pick his head with the shower cap again , with a faint sigh,

"It's fucking itchy..."

Eh?I'm done... But where are the bath towels?Where to put it?He just said it was on the wall...but where is the wall...and underwear...and pajamas...

Zi San nodded calmly, and said to himself,

"Well, it's okay, I'll just touch it, how big can a toilet be, and I can't touch the wall? Haha... ouch, I'm going to fuck!!!"

Zheng Qinhao squatted at the door of the bathroom with his ears pressed against the door, not moving a muscle to listen to any movement inside, even with three cats biting his slippers under his feet. Finally, he jumped up and rolled the three cats to the side, then unscrewed the door of the bathroom with one hand, and rushed in.

"Tang Kai, what's wrong with you!!!"

When Yan San just touched the wall, he turned around and kicked on the bathtub next to him without noticing. It was a solid ceramic bathtub. He kicked it with bare toes and without slippers. He immediately felt a chill from the pain. It's a pity that he didn't have time to hug his toes and get a headache. When his feet slipped, his heart became even colder, and he fell into the bathtub with a bang in the next second.

It tasted so sour, not to mention, there was no water in the bathtub, so he fell into it so firmly, and because his body was already thin, he was a little skinny, and falling like this was like a dog gnawed on a vegetable. It was the same as on the board, and it fell so crisply that it was not the flesh that collided with the bathtub, but the bones collided with the bathtub, it was so crunchy!

The moment after Yan San fell into it, he didn't think about the pain, let it be pain, at least he was a man, he gritted his teeth and endured the pain, what he thought at that moment was, let it be damned. Well, just like this situation where you are forced to open your eyes and be blind, you will play yourself to death sooner or later, woo woo woo, I will hurt me to death...

Zheng Qinhao rushed in and saw Yan San who had fallen into the bathtub at a glance. At that moment, his heart fell into the [-]th floor of hell. The lump was still a lump, I saw that Yan Sansi was trembling with his eyes closed, his face was watery and his eyelids were red, and he stretched out his hand to touch it was full of thin cold tears, he was so panicked that he couldn't speak clearly.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, where is this!!!"

Zisan is still slowing down, don't talk about your bathtub, it's so good, I can't fight it, I admit defeat... Don't touch me for a while, I'm in pain...

Zheng Qinhao thought that Yan San fell unconscious, his face was ashen from fright, he picked up the man and ran out the door,

"Hospital!! Hospital!!"

Yan San tried his best to slow down, raised his hand and slapped him on the face,

"Heal your mother..."

Zheng Qinhao was stunned for a moment, seeing Yan San slapping himself feebly in his arms, he almost burst into tears of joy, quickly put him on the sofa in the living room, reached out to touch his head again,

"Did it fall somewhere? Where's the head? Did the head fall?"

Then he stretched out his hand in frustration and slapped himself,

"It's all my fault! I shouldn't have let you take a bath by yourself! How can you trust me to let you take a bath without seeing me? I'm so stupid, I'm such a pig!!"

Yan San rubbed his legs, feet and arms that were really hurting from the fall, nodded, agreed,

"Well, pig head, good scolding, pig head."

"Where did you fall? Let's go to the hospital to see?"

Yan San took a few breaths of cold air before reluctantly saying,

"It's okay, it's okay, I paid attention to my head when I fell, so I didn't fall my head, so don't make a lot of noise."

How could Zheng Qinhao believe what he said, he had to look through him to see if he had fallen, only to realize that he was completely naked and had no clothes on, so he became furious, turned over and grabbed the clothes on the sofa. Wrapping herself in a blanket, she blushed and scolded,

"I said it's okay, it's okay, why are you talking so much shit!! If you didn't hang the bath towel and underwear on the wall, I would fucking fall!!"

Zheng Qinhao was wronged,

"Then let me say that I will help you wash..."

"Bah! Pervert!"

Zheng Qinhao went to the coffee table drawer and found a spray of Yunnan Baiyao, his brows were still tightly furrowed,

"Let me spray some for you? Why don't we go back to the hospital? You fell so hard in this somersault. What if you hit your head again?"

Yan San took the spray and sprayed it on himself, rolled his eyes at Zheng Qinhao,

"If you said you didn't fall, you didn't fall, why don't you believe it? If I really fell to the head, I would still be as calm as I am now? I have already scrambled to the hospital by myself and waited for you to speak."

Zheng Qinhao was still relentless,

"Then let the doctor check it when you go to the hospital for an injection tomorrow, and take a picture."

"Yes, yes, okay?"

Zisan kicked him with his feet,

"Bring me my panties!"

In fact, the pain from that fall was excruciatingly painful, but after the pain, it didn’t matter much. After spraying the spray, there were a few bruises on his knees, elbows and elbows. He really didn’t hit his head and fell into it. At that moment, the whole body reflexively protected his head, but that idiot Zheng just didn't believe it, and was so annoyed to death.

Zheng Qinhao was distressed and happy to see Yan San put on his underwear, but because of the huge difference in body size between the two of them, Yan San put on his underwear like he was wearing boxer pants, and Yan San didn't worry about it. , enough to wear, he curled up and retracted into the blanket on the sofa, yawned, he was really tired after tossing around for a long time,

"I'm going to sleep, you should go to bed early too~ Big Mi, Er Mi, Xiao Mi come~~Sleep with Daddy~~"

The big one, the second one, and the little one obediently jumped up from the floor onto the sofa, and got into his father's blanket coquettishly.

Zheng Qinhao walked over with a blank expression, carried one in each hand, lifted the three cats off the sofa two or three times, and then hugged the princess who was wrapped in a blanket under the blank gaze of Kai San.

"Huh? Huh? Huh?"

Kai San has question marks all over his head,

"what?"

Zheng Qinhao walked towards the bedroom with the man in his arms, without squinting, speaking righteously,

"How can I sleep on the sofa? Can we still have no bed at home?"

Kai San felt that he was being put on a soft and spacious bed, and before he could figure out the situation, he heard the bedroom door being shut with a bang, and then the sound of Zheng Qinhao walking beside him, he instantly felt something was wrong,

"This is your bedroom?"

Zheng Qinhao took out the blanket on his body and threw it on the chair beside him, then put the empty blanket