Old Hsu Kee Noodle House

...Even if one word is missing, it may not be a good word, right?It's okay to have less word for 'shit', but the key is not to lose word for 'dog', right? "

Jiang Xun thought about it for a while and felt that what Lao He said made sense, touched his chin and praised,

"Then let's skip the last word, Lao He, you can skip the first word~"

"..."

Lao Xie held Lao He who was trembling and about to burst into anger, and comforted him,

"You don't have two words! You don't have two words!"

Lao He was dragged to the lounge, turned his head and pointed at Jiang Xun angrily, roaring,

"You bastard, I am your senior brother! The respect you deserve! The elder brother you should have! The basic morals you should have!"

Turning around and biting Lao Xie again, he became even angrier.

"Who are you calling shit!"

Xu Zhenbiao wiped his sweat, his mouth was bitter,

"Brother... Master, isn't he angry?"

Jiang Xun rolled his eyes at him, sneered,

"How could he be angry? Your family called and said that you had appendicitis and was hospitalized. Master was so frightened that his beard exploded. He insisted on going to the hospital to see you and cook a pot of good soup for you. If it hadn't been for me and you, Senior Brother Li, coaxing and lying, it just so happens that the old man is going out of the province to participate in an event these few days, or you should be lying down and drinking soup in the hospital right now."

When Xu Zhenbiao heard it, he immediately felt regretful, and babbled, feeling very sorry,

"Master's soup..."

Li Zhi squinted his eyes, seeing that it was almost nine o'clock, he threw a kitchen knife to him,

"Cut the vegetables, where is there so much nonsense, you go to work together in the morning and evening today."

Xu Zhenbiao caught the kitchen knife in a hurry, and was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat. He managed to catch the kitchen knife with great difficulty, so he didn't dare to say anything, so he quickly nestled aside and started cutting vegetables with the cutting board.

However, while chopping vegetables, he didn’t dare to vent his anger and burst into tears silently in his heart. Xue Lingyu said that he was going to a foreign country this weekend, how many days of leave would he have to take to come back?Hmm... It's better not to tell Senior Brother Jiang and Senior Brother Li just yet.

As soon as Wu Lin heard that Xu Zhenbiao had come to work, he ran down the stairs in a hurry, opened the door and looked, and saw the cute little lemon was chopping vegetables, and he rushed forward with a charming smile. With eyes as bright as stars, she said with great joy,

"Your husband asked me for leave just now, saying that you are going to go abroad to be a surrogate and get married. How about it? Can I go with you to watch?"

"..."

Xu Zhenbiao was about to cry, but felt that at that moment his back was burned through by two scorching eyes.

Jiang Xun patted off the crumbs on his hands, walked over with a gentle smile on his face, Li Zhi followed behind him aggressively, Xu Zhenbiao swallowed his saliva, and shouted weakly,

"Brother."

Jiang Xun raised his lips, smiled very kindly, reached out to touch Xu Zhenbiao's head, and whispered,

"Going abroad as a surrogate? When?"

Wu Lin answered him excitedly,

"Just this weekend! This week! Emma, ​​I must go to see the learning experience!"

Li Zhi frowned and thought for a while, then asked Xu Zhenbiao very seriously,

"How much does it cost to be a surrogate? What are the procedures? How long does the process take? How long does it take to hold the baby? How do I apply for an account when I come back?"

"..."

Jiang Xun cast a reproachful glance at Li Zhi, then looked back at Xu Zhenbiao, then spread his hands,

"It doesn't count what he asked. Let me ask, can your husband lend us money?"

"..."

Wu Lin put his hand on it, blinked his eyes, and said shyly,

"I have the money~Xiao Xunxun, do you want to have a baby with me?"

Li Zhi let out a muffled groan, and then slashed Wu Lin's white and tender wrist with a sharp wind. Wu Lin's wrist made a crisp and fleshy sound, and then he was brutally removed from Jiang Xun's hand. It was shot off.

Wu Lin endured and endured, and tried his best to hold back the pain that was about to come out. This process lasted for nearly a minute, and then finally endured the pain with tenacious perseverance. Ruthlessly said to Li Zhi,

"Maliciously attack the boss and deduct 500 yuan from this month's salary."

"..."

Jiang Xun groaned in pain and covered his head, not daring to accept this fact, his eyes widened and he looked at Wu Lin. After confirming that the deduction had really happened, he immediately let out a long howl and transformed into a super The Saiyan turned around angrily and rushed towards Li Zhi with overwhelming momentum.

"Fucking five hundred!! Do you want me to live? Five hundred, you motherfucker, kill me! If I don't live with you, you will deduct money every fucking month I have been putting up with you for a long time, I am a surrogate for a Hammer, and you are so obsessed with raising Hammer’s child, it’s great enough not to starve myself to death!!”

Xu Zhenbiao worriedly looked at Wu Linhong's swollen wrist,

"Boss... are you okay?"

Wu Lin originally wanted to hang his neck and pretend to be careless. We don't feel any pain at all. We are a real man, but unfortunately he underestimated his own skin and tender flesh (it is weak!), and the teardrops in his eyes rolled and rolled brightly, Unable to hold back, it poured out together with howling,

"Little lemon woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"!"

Delicately buried in Xu Zhenbiao's chest, whimpering, moaning,

"It hurts so much~~It hurts~~Little Lemon, hurry up and help the Lun family blow it~~Woooo~~"

Xu Zhenbiao used his arms to separate him in embarrassment, silently feeling that what Xue Lingyu said was true, when meeting Wu Lin, he must first look for the window, and jump off at the first moment!

Although a beauty is a beauty, it's a pity that she can't bear it!

Seeing that Xu Zhenbiao didn't push him away, Wu Lin felt that maybe he had been conquered by his softness and beauty. He raised his face with tears in his eyes and said pitifully,

"Biaobiao~ After having a baby with Ling Yu, you will also have a baby with the Lun family~"

"..."

Snapped!Boom!

Xu Zhenbiao looked at his hands expressionlessly, twitched the corners of his mouth, and wailed, damn it, he couldn't hold on in the end...

Wu Lin lay motionless on the glazed platform, tears streaming down his face, feeling that life today was so cruel that he couldn't bear it at all.

Jiang Xun and Li Zhi stood aside and applauded together, as if they felt that they had spent 500 yuan to watch a cheap drama, which was so fucking worth it.

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In this way, he was bullied by Li Zhi and Jiang Xun for three days. Every day he went out early and returned late to cut vegetables, and his hands were shaking. Mr. Fu came back on Friday. When he saw Xu Zhenbiao flying a kitchen knife to cut vegetables, his face was full of concern. Come up to ask, isn't it hospitalized for surgery?Why did you come back so soon?

How could Xu Zhenbiao dare to lie in the face of his highly respected master, he hesitated for a while, and it was Lao Xie Laohe who helped him out, saying that the appendicitis operation was just a minor operation, and he would be fine after a few days of rest, besides, A Biao was young The body is good, and the recovery speed is not to mention.

At the other end, Jiang Xun took the opportunity to bring over the newly made steamed buns and chicken soup, and said with a smile on his face, Master, this is a new taste I have developed. Don’t you always say that I have no innovative spirit? Then you can try my Douban Red Oil Is the beef-flavored steamed bun delicious?

Li Zhi also seized the time to make a pot of Biluochun, his favorite old man, and brought it up. He talked with Jiang Xun to make jokes, and finally fooled Mr. Fu.

Xu Zhenbiao wiped off his cold sweat, secretly feeling guilty that it was wrong to deceive Master, Mr. Fu, who was fooled into going out, turned his head and said,

"A Biao, you just got out of the hospital, so it's better not to be too tired, go home and rest after lunch, and don't rush to work on weekends, although young people have money, they can't stand such a tossing method, It’s only important to keep your body healthy.”

When the old man said this, Xu Zhenbiao was even more moved. He looked at the trembling back of his master with wet eyes, sniffed, turned around, picked up the kitchen knife and pressed the cutting board, and decided that today he must chop vegetables. The sky is dark and the earth is dark, in order to repay Master's care and kindness.

Jiang Xun and Li Zhi knew that he was going abroad to do business tomorrow. Although they said heartless words of disgust, they were secretly happy for him. After all, surrogacy is different from adopting a child, and marriage and naturalization are different from buying a child. Regarding cohabitation in the ring, although Xu Zhenbiao is not very old, he is not small in courage. He and Li Zhi can make such a decision in a short period of time without courage, so they are envious and jealous, you say We've been together for so long, how come we can't compare to a brat?

Li Zhi and Jiang Xun finished serving the old man, and walked to the kitchen holding hands. The two of them were quiet and did not speak, but it seemed that it would take a long time to walk up the stairs with hundreds of steps. Li Zhi squeezed Jiang Xun's hand and laughed softly. After a while, he finally spoke in a low voice,

"Let's go this year too. Next year, if we can bring back a big fat boy, we will finally dare to go home to see our parents."

Jiang Xun stopped in his tracks, opened his eyes wide, looked at Li Zhi in disbelief, his lips trembled, and his voice raised a degree.

"Fuck... are you serious?"

It's not that he doubted, but that he never thought about it. If he didn't know about Xu Zhenbiao today, Jiang Xun's brain would probably lose shape in another ten years, so when he heard that from Wu Lin today, In a word, his whole head was ringing like a bell. Even if he can't get married, it should be no problem to have a child!When the time comes to take the child home and throw it to the two parents, at least half of it should be done, right?

Seeing him in a daze, Li Zhi thought he was frightened by his own words, and suddenly panicked, and said eagerly,

"We have been together for so many years, and we have to go home to see our parents sooner or later, don't tell me you are