Old Hsu Kee Noodle House

My dad shouldn't be so impulsive, right? "

"Yes, he is now more comfortable with a hoe, sickle, hog grass knife than a noodle basket."

"..."

Xu Yan put her legs up on the tea table, ate fruit and watched TV leisurely, clicked her tongue a few times, and continued,

"You go, I will light a stick of incense for you, and I will also reluctantly burn some paper for you every year on Qingming Festival and your death day."

Xu Zhenbiao was a little scared again, secretly glanced at Xue Lingyu who was driving, and whispered into the microphone,

"Sister, you can't be so heartless!"

"No, I've never had feelings for you, so where does the unfeeling come from?"

"You go back with me? One more person and more strength can at least throw away the hoe before our father picks it up!"

Xu Yan picked her nose,

"I will only add oil and vinegar when I go back. Maybe no one will burn incense and candles for you in the future. The key is that your sister wants to live longer~ Ah, of course~ I will silently pray for you in my heart~"

"..."

Xu Zhenbiao hung up the phone angrily, and threw the phone aside with a snap.

"This is definitely not my sister! She was born by her stepmother!"

Xue Lingyu reached out and rubbed his head,

"It's such a hassle to bring her along, there's no chance for the two of us to have a car shock."

Xu Zhenbiao immediately shrunk his neck and stared in horror, his eyes widened and scanned the person in front of him up and down, as if he didn't know him,

"...May I strongly request to bring Xiazi, Zisan and his cats?"

Xue Lingyu's face darkened, extremely serious,

"no!"

twenty two----------------------

Zheng Qiang sat on the sofa at Xue Ziyang's house, put his legs on the tea table, and puffed on the seventh cigarette. His expression looked quite natural, but Xue Ziyang felt the coolness rushing up his back, a little It makes people sweat.

Zheng Qiang breathed a puff of smoke at him, raised the corners of his lips to force a smile, and said casually,

"Don't worry, I'm in a good mood."

Xue Ziyang: Sure enough!This guy is in a terrible mood!

Zheng Qiang also waved at him,

"Why are you standing so far away? Come and sit on my lap."

Xue Ziyang: Sure enough!This guy has gone crazy!

Seeing that he didn't move, Zheng Qiang casually threw the cigarette butt into the ashtray on the coffee table, and began to stare intently at Xue Ziyang who was standing by the dining table. His eyes were quite dark, and it looked like he had been bitten by a dog a bit hard.

Xue Ziyang's legs were a little soft, he thought that a mad dog would bite people, this mad bear should be able to eat people, right?

Zheng Qiang looked at him for a long time, his thoughts slowly changed from the backs of Xue Lingyu and Xu Zhenbiao walking close together and the happy smiles on their faces to the figure of Xue Ziyang standing timidly in front of him, especially the look in his eyes , just like the little white rabbit that met a tiger, it's ridiculous and cute, when he thought about it in his mind, his sour and tumbling heart finally calmed down a bit, and then he sighed hard, thinking that he was sad at the moment what?No matter how sad you are, can you still be a little fart?

He remembered that Xue Ziyang was about to go on vacation, so he also wanted to take advantage of it to relax. It would not be more lonely and boring to go with someone than by himself, but he couldn't go to the Maldives, so he thought about it and looked at his face slightly The improved Xue Ziyang said,

"Don't you want to go on vacation? Let's go to Jiuzhaigou. I heard it's very beautiful there."

"what?"

One second, Xue Ziyang was afraid that the bear in front of him would go crazy and bite him, and the next second, the Super Saiyan fighting gene hidden deep in his body exploded, furious,

"What?! I have a hammer relationship with you on vacation!"

Zheng Qiang nodded seriously, touched his chin,

"I can take a vacation of up to five days at a time, and it is a bit troublesome for me to apply for a trip abroad, so I will go to Jiuzhaigou."

Xue Ziyang rushed to him in two or three steps, his hair stood up angrily,

"Are you kidding me! You want to go on vacation with me?! And decide where I'm going to go on vacation? You're fucking jealous and crazy, you're out of your mind, right!!"

Zheng Qiang narrowed his eyes, clasped his hands together on his knees, raised his eyebrows,

"You say I'm jealous?"

"Zheng! Strong!"

Xue Ziyang was completely insane. He felt that no amount of patience and kindness was fucking shit when facing this lunatic in front of him, especially if this person wanted to deprive himself of the initiative to claim where to go on vacation. Damn, I've never taken a vacation before. Hey, can't you stop and stop at the critical moment? I've had enough!Okay, okay, isn’t it just a beating? At most, it’s disabled. Well, at most, it’s beaten to death. In my next life, I’ll be a hero dog... Ahem, a hero! !I'm fucking fed up! !

"Let me tell you, Zheng Qiang, I've had enough, play with you? Do you treat me as a three-accompany? Eat, sleep, and beat me? Grandpa, if I didn't see you, I would be so pitiful. No one loves you. I really think it's okay." I’m afraid of you with your two-fisted grandpa! It’s okay, you can do it, you’re shameless, right?”

Xue Ziyang turned around and looked around in the living room, then rushed into the kitchen and ran out with the kitchen knife in hand, threw it on the sofa and bounced it twice, right next to Zheng Qiang's legs, raised his neck and stared at Zheng Qiang. ,

"Come on, don't talk nonsense, isn't it just a scar the size of a bowl? Anyway, I can't look at it after death. Just be neat when you cut it. Don't make me hurt too much. Come on! Grandpa, I really don't have that kind of thought. Playing with you!"

Zheng Qiang squinted his eyes and looked up and down at the heroic man with his neck stuck in front of him, then looked down at the kitchen knife beside his leg, then smiled cruelly, reached out to pick up the kitchen knife,

"It's so boring to cut your neck. Do you believe that I stabbed your ass with this kitchen knife?"

"..."

Xue Ziyang's face froze, and he felt the chrysanthemum tighten in an instant.

Oh shit!Sure enough, he is more ruthless!

Zheng Qiang turned the kitchen knife vigorously in his hand, and the metallic silver luster made Xue Ziyang's chrysanthemum tighten and tighten, as if the kitchen knife had been pierced in, psychologically implying that he was in pain, that pain...

Swish!

The kitchen knife was suspended in that big hand, Zheng Qiang had a handsome smile on his face, parted his thick lips, and said in a dragging voice,

"Then... shall we go to Jiuzhaigou?"

"..."

Xue Ziyang bit his lip and trembled with anger, clenched and loosened his fists, shaking like a convulsion, and finally the flames of the Super Saiyans were all extinguished with a pop, and he was like a drenched chicken in the rain, dragging Looking timidly at Zheng Qiang and the kitchen knife with a decrepit body, he said weakly,

"Oh……"

Zheng Qiang got the promise and was satisfied. He looked at the time, put down the kitchen knife, stood up and walked over, squeezed Xue Ziyang's chin where he had no time to dodge, lowered his head and bit his blood-colored lips hard, smiled,

"There is training in the afternoon, I will go back first, you should prepare your luggage first, we will leave when I ask for leave~~"

Xue Ziyang lowered his head and kept silent, closed his eyes in despair, and opened them slowly until the lunatic left and closed the door, but he felt dizzy and turned around and fell limply on the sofa, hugging the pillow and began to cry loudly cry,

"Wow wow wow!! I'm so fucking brave, I've never been so brave in this life, maybe I won't be so brave in my next life, woo woo woo..."

Although he was succumbed in the end...but he is not a coward!Because he has turned back!anti!Pass!up!The only blame is that the opponent is too strong and cruel, um~~that’s right~~ it’s not that I’m too weak~~~

In the office the next day, Xue Lingyu had a happy face. He regretted not being able to put on the newly bought couple clothes because he had to wash them again, but when he thought of going back to his hometown with A Biao to see "Mom and Dad" this weekend, he would I think it is really valuable to live this life (people who are immersed in love can only see love... Young Master Xue is also unconventional. After all, he has lived for 30 years and it is rare for the first time to love...)

Compared with Xue Lingyu's spring breeze, Xue Ziyang standing on the side is a bit horrible. Yesterday, he cried because of his bravery, which is rare in eight lifetimes... Well, there is also a little bit of Yi Mi. Mi escaped from desperation Tragedy and fear, his eyes are gloriously swollen and red, with dark circles under his eyes for two and a half months and a gloomy complexion, as well as a chicken coop hairstyle that has no thought and energy to take care of, which is quite trendy at the moment The image of a decadent smoking man.

When the document in Xue Ziyang's hand fell to the ground inexplicably for the seventh, seventh and 49th time, Xue Lingyu finally noticed his abnormality, and said with a frown,

"What's wrong with you, are you expressing strong dissatisfaction to me?"

Xue Ziyang looked at him with grievances in his eyes,

"Eldest young master, does that lunatic Zheng Qiang have any history of mental illness?"

"Huh? He abused you?"

"No, he's mentally disturbed and a bit perverted. My small body and immature heart can no longer withstand his devastation."

"Aren't you dating?"

When Xue Ziyang wanted to speak, he shed tears first, and cleared his tears in two lines.

"Eldest young master, please take care of me more."

Xue Lingyu's face was indifferent, and he looked at him coldly,

"I can't let my children hear this."

"..."

Xue Ziyang looked at Xue Lingyu faintly, and for the first time felt that his young master was too obsessed with friends, even though he was not a friend... It turns out that young master, you are just a pervert! ! ! ——I only dare to growl in my heart. When facing Xue Lingyu, courage and everything are fed to dogs.

The satyr Xue Lingyu is looking up how to please his father-in-law when he meets his mother-in-law on the Internet. The content of this aspect involves a lot of aspects including gifts, clothing, expression, temperament, words, etc., so he took out a small note with a heavy face Ben, carefully wrote down the key points bit by bit, and then thought of himself and A Biao.