[Hanwu] Attack and retreat

Machete and his little friends were stunned, didn't they want to kill the prince and the son, destroy the corpses and wipe out the traces?Why do you want to work under them?

"Is your brain okay?" Machete frowned and looked at Chen Xu. "It looks quite clear, why are you so confused?"

"You're so confused." Liu Che said, "I'm not afraid of dying without a whole body when I help the Queen Mother."

Machete frowned: "We have this life anyway, one more day is one day, what are we afraid of?"

"Do you think everyone is as afraid of death as you guys?" The educated man beside Machete snorted. "Our Big Dipper is famous for not being afraid of death."

Liu Che also sneered: "...you are not afraid of death, so you want to help the Queen Mother?"

Liu Che's attitude made the five of them very unhappy. They all frowned, grabbed their weapons tightly, and stood with their feet slightly apart, obviously putting on an appearance of going to fight.

Liu Che said: "Life is precious. Your parents gave birth to you, not to let you die."

Unexpectedly, the five of them said in unison: "We don't have parents."

Liu Che choked.

"You will be born in this world, it's a gift from your parents." Chen Xu immediately connected. "Since you also think that one day to live is one day, why don't you choose the way to live longer?"

"Could it be possible to live a long time with you?" A shrewd man beside Machete said, "If the emperor dies for a newborn calf, the empress dowager will still be in charge."

Chen Xu: "..." That's right. Even if King Liang loses power and Emperor Han Jing dies now, Liu Che is no match for Empress Dowager Dou at all... It's just that there are still more than two years before Emperor Han Jing dies, and they still have More than two years to prepare.But... Is it really good for them to say such rebellious things like this?Chen Xu couldn't help looking at Liu Che: "What did the prince say?"

Liu Che couldn't see any joy or anger on his face, he just said: "The Queen Mother is indeed a fierce tiger, but I am definitely not a calf."

The machete scratched his face: "As long as you say so, why should we follow you?"

"I haven't taught you the rebellious words you said just now." Liu Che drew out the sword that was pinned to his waist. "I'm going to make you swallow those words."

"Second, go." The machete waved the big knife in his hand.

"Wait a minute." Chen Xu said, "There are so many of you, how can you bully him?"

"What's the point with you?"

"Buying the few with more will always win the battle. In this way, he will deal with your second child, and I will deal with you one-three-four-five."

"Chen Xu." Liu Che turned his head in a daze, "Calm down."

"Go ahead." Chen Xu pushed Liu Che in the direction of the second child, and hooked his finger on the machete, "Come on."

Liu Che and the second child fought together in an instant, the second child's appearance was full of bookishness, and even the weapon was a long sword, but when he started to fight, his skill was very extraordinary, although he was not as good as Wei Qing , but it is more than enough to deal with Liu Che.

At this time, the benefits of often fighting Wei Qing came out. Even if the opponent was slightly stronger than him, Wei Qing could still defend himself from being captured.

Machete looked at the situation over there, and then asked Chen Xu: "We will deal with you one by one, what are your chances of winning?"

Chen Xu said: "In terms of force, I am naturally not as good as you. Since they are fighting by force, how about we fight with each other?"

Machete replied: "Why should we listen to you?"

"I'm just suggesting, the decision is in your hands." Chen Xu looked up at the sky, and said: "Anyway, it's still early, so it's good to have fun." After finishing speaking, he smiled slightly.

"Okay, okay, but I'm going to be added, and the five of us will have one for you." A young man suddenly jumped out from the side. "I like you just like that."

Seeing him, Machete immediately spat: "What are you doing running out? Didn't I tell you to look at Zhang Qian?"

"Shouldn't you be tired of being played by you?" A man with a bow and arrow behind the machete said: "So fast?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" The young man raised his eyebrows, "If you let me play with him, I will definitely play for a few days and nights."

"Pure bragging."

Chen Xu suddenly felt a little chill behind his back, he looked at the young man, the smile on the corner of his mouth was a little stiff.This guy...couldn't be the legendary gay, right?He lived two lifetimes, and it was really the first time he saw it.

"I don't like Wendou." A man with an iron chain around his waist sat down on a haystack beside him. "Fourth, you come and sit down too."

The person with the bow and arrow on his back seemed to be the fourth child, so he ran over and called out, "Xiao Wu, come and watch the monkey play."

"Okay." Another person ran over.

In this way, Machete is the eldest brother. Seeing that the number of people in his team has been reduced by three, he said dissatisfiedly: "If you all ran away, who will deal with him?"

"Call Little Six."

Xiao Liuzi was obviously referring to this young man, Chen Xu sized him up a little more, and the other party gave him a wink.

Chen Xu: "..."

"It's true, what kind of Wendou... sounds like it's not suitable for me." Machete finally gave up his camp and went to the side to rest.

"Hey, are you Chen Xu?" The young man said to Chen Xu, "A real person has more taste than a portrait."

Chen Xu couldn't help but shrugged his nose, and then touched it with his hands. "We are one-on-one, even if we win, I won't be able to win by force."

"I know how to play, tell me, how to fight Wendou? If you lose, you have to pay me for a night."

Where did Liu Che hear someone talking to Chen Xu like this, he swung the second child back with a slash of the horizontal sword, turned around and rushed towards Xiao Liu. "Wow." Startled, Xiao Liu walked around behind Liu Che as soon as he turned around, grabbed his back collar with his hand to prevent Liu Che from falling, and said with a smile: "The prince throws himself into his arms, I can bear it." Sorry."

Liu Che: "..." Humiliation, this is definitely the biggest humiliation he has ever suffered in his life!

Chen Xu couldn't bear to see Liu Che's expression now, so he could only turn his head and ask Big Brother Chopper, "Is his skill very good?"

"He is the second best kung fu among us."

Liu Che's face darkened.

Chen Xu smiled and said, "I see that your fingers are slender and powerful, so they must be from practicing hand skills?"

"That's it." Xiao Liu let go of Liu Che, and when he pulled his hand, a thin blade appeared in his hand, twirling around his fingertips. He raised the corner of his mouth and said with a smile: "I can be considered a master of killing people in casinos. Now you Admit defeat, I can spare you a night."

Xiaosi, who was carrying a bow and arrow, said: "This guy has not forgotten that we are going to kill the crown prince and the prince."

The third child with an iron chain around his waist: "He must have eaten something unclean."

Seeing such an advanced and funny person in this dynasty, Chen Xu felt a little more cordial in his heart, but he did not give up his original intention, and said to Xiaoliu: "Since your skills are so good, let's compare your skills." Kung fu, but I have a condition."

Machete: "Do you still dare to negotiate terms with us?"

"Since this little brother said that if I lose, I have to pay him for a night, and I have to give me a lottery if I win, right?"

Machete: "Don't forget that we belong to the Queen Mother. Even if you win, you won't survive."

Chen Xu said: "If you become mine, you won't let me die."

The few people sitting at the side watching the play stared at Chen Xu with saury-like eyes, and Chen Xu just smiled.

Xiao Liu: "With such a strong tone, I won't soften my heart if I beg for mercy later."

"So, you agreed?" Chen Xu blinked at the machete.

Machete: "You think beautifully."

"I will naturally convince you." Chen Xu untied the money bag on his waist, and poured out a few baby elephants the size of fingernails from it.The baby elephants were round and chubby, and they were all made for my brother before, because my brother wanted to see his precious baby elephants from time to time, so Chen Xu carried a few of them with him for convenience.

Use a few baby elephants to convince these people?

Chen Xu tossed a few baby elephants, and said to Xiao Liu, "Come on, let's have fun."

The rules really shouldn’t be too simple. Chen Xu was tired of playing the game of flipping stones when he was a child in the orphanage. He threw a few stones on the ground, picked one up and threw it up, then caught it with the back of his hand, and threw it up again. Income in the palm of your hand.But just like this, Kuaishou Xiaoliu should be hard to beat, right?So Chen Xu changed the rules a little bit, writing a line of poetry on the ground while throwing stones, and if the unfinished ones are thrown away, even if they lose, whoever loses will take off a piece of clothing, and that's fine...

Liu Che couldn't understand why such a boring game was played, but the bandits looked very novel, especially the guy named Xiao Liu's eyes lit up after seeing Chen Xu flipping a stone once.

Liu Che: "..." Even if you win this kind of game, you still can't convince people, right?

Throwing stones looks simple, but it is a bit uncomfortable to do. Although the small elephant is only as big as a fingernail, it should be easier to throw than ordinary stones, but it is a bit difficult for Xiaoliu to write poems while throwing.

In the first round, Xiao Liu hadn't finished writing the two gestures, and the stone was scratched clean.

In the second game, I got started a little bit, and finally wrote half a word.

In the third round, Xiao Liu was obviously much faster, and even wrote two words.

The fourth game has been directly approaching the last word.

The fifth game... Xiao Liu was wearing a pair of underwear, shaking his legs and looking at Chen Xu: "Now it's your turn to take off your clothes."

Chen Xu didn't take it seriously, and said, "If I win this time, you have to admit defeat."

"I've already grasped the trick, isn't it just writing a poem?" Xiao Liu snorted and threw the stones on the ground, quickly picked up a stone with his hand and threw it.

Liu Che watched anxiously as Xiao Liu wrote out stroke by stroke, his brows twisted into a Sichuan character. Seeing that Xiao Liu had written the last word, he froze.

He couldn't stop his hand, he scratched the last word with his hand, and he didn't write the last word clearly after throwing the last few stones.

Before Liu Che clapped his hands, the machete rushed up and patted Xiao Liu on the head. "What are you doing? Is it a shame to lose?"

"no……"

The machete patted him on the head again: "You're happy to lose the face of our Big Dipper, aren't you?"

"no……"

"Then why don't you win?" The machete raised his hand to slap again, Xiao Liu hurriedly covered his head with his hands.

"Stop typing, I don't remember how to write that word."

Liu Che: "..."

"are you a pig?"

"How do I know..." Xiao Liu frowned. "Taiyi situation, under the heavenly horse, stained with red sweat, and dripping with foam. Who wrote this, the last word is so difficult?"

Liu Che: "..." It's him, it's him, it's him.

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