Drunk in the Red Chamber Lying on Beauty's Lap

The shopkeeper of the pawn shop said a lot of dirty words, which drove Liu Xianglian, who was young and vigorous at that time, into a frenzy.

Later, when I thought about it, the reason why he committed the theft was probably caused by a moment of anger.Unfortunately, it was the wrong object.

Obviously, the shopkeeper of the pawnshop had no promise and sold the jade pendant before the agreed time, but instead he blamed it on King Beijing.

After the king of Beijing Jing released him, he figured out cause and effect.Feeling ashamed, he didn't think of other ways to redeem the jade pendant, but looked forward to the day when he could thank Prince Beijing in person.

Meeting her benefactor today by chance, Liu Xianglian naturally had her long-cherished wish fulfilled.

Shui Rong stepped forward and helped Liu Xianglian up, and said sincerely: "It's been so long, but you still keep it in mind, so you really have thought it through clearly. Today, your play is very good, you can count it as a thank you to me. "

Liu Xianglian kowtowed again before getting up.

Curious, Tu Fei and Jing Yang hurriedly asked what happened.

Liu Xianglian told the story of the year with a little shame, and everyone couldn't help feeling the wonder of everything.After many years, the two people who were related back then met again on this occasion.

"Okay, since we are old friends, let's sit down and have a cup of tea together." Jingyang said with a smile.

Liu Xianglian and Jiang Yuhan quickly expressed their thanks.

Jia Huan was still thinking about "The Romance of the West Chamber", so he asked Jingyang, "Did Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying get together in the end?"

Jingyang smiled and said: "Of course we are together, lovers will eventually get married."

Jia Huan laughed, and so did the others.

Baoyu's smile carried a hint of something else.In novels and dramas, as long as there is a happy ending in the end, everyone is satisfied.

In fact, the prince and princess live a happy life. This is only the end of the fairy tale, but the beginning of reality.

In reality, princes and princesses no longer just care about romance as they did when they were in love, but have to deal with annoying daily necessities and sophistication.

After a long time, maybe the prince will become sophisticated, and the princess will no longer be innocent. That may be the story of the palace fight between the king and the queen.

"Baoyu, what are you thinking? Why are you smiling so strangely?"

Baoyu smiled lightly: "It's just that I remembered a joke."

"What a joke, tell me." Jingyang looked curious.

Baoyu glanced at him, "This is not a good joke, are you sure you want to hear it?"

Jingyang has never known any bad jokes, so she became more and more curious.He nodded and said, "Of course, no matter how bad the joke is, I want to hear it."

Baoyu cleared his throat, "Then sit down here and I'll tell you."

Shui Rong frowned slightly, and said, "Baoyu, how can you treat one more favorably than another? I am also willing to listen attentively."

Tu Fei did not fall behind, saying that he wanted to hear it too.

The remaining Liu Xianglian and Jiang Yuhan, although they didn't say it clearly, also looked curious.

Baoyu sighed, it was easy to fool the ancients, but unfortunately he had been in a lot of entertainment venues in his previous life, and the most he heard were colorful jokes.

Although the nightlife of the ancient people may not be inferior to that of the modern people, it is really embarrassing to tell such jokes to the three princes in such a bright and bright world.

"Second brother, tell me quickly." Jia Huan couldn't help urging.

Baoyu cleared his throat, and said again: "I just take care of the process of this joke, and I don't care about what you think of."

Everyone was eager to hear the joke and nodded in agreement.

Baoyu thought about his wording, and began to tell a not-so-colorful joke he had heard before, which of course needed to be translated into an ancient version.

"It is said that in a certain dynasty, there were two scholars studying in the academy. Because they were too far away from home, they stayed in the academy. Due to the limited housing, the two of them could only live in the same room. The conditions in the academy were poor, and the food was also poor. One summer, scholar A worked so hard to get a pot of milk.

Because he has a good relationship with Scholar B, he secretly called Scholar B back to the dormitory.

Scholar A whispered: "Let's drink this milk quickly, or if someone sees it, the two of us won't be able to drink it."

After all, there are many people in the academy, and everyone's life is hard. This milk can be regarded as a rare treasure.If they were divided evenly, it might not be enough for one person.

Scholar B hesitated and said: "But I heard people say that the milk needs to be boiled before it can be used, otherwise it may cause diarrhea."

Scholar A heard the words, thought of a way, and decided to bring in the drinking water stove outside, and then use the rice bowl to heat up the milk.

The two quickly got things ready, and the milk was put on the fire.

But because the weather was too hot and the room was small, the two of them were sweating profusely after a while.

Scholar A couldn't help taking off his outer shirt for a while, and scholar B also began to take off his clothes when he saw this.The two of them came and went and took off until only the fur trousers were left before they stopped.

Seeing the milk slowly warming up, both of them were very excited, but at this time there was a knock on the door, and the scholar next door came over and called them to go to the dining hall for dinner.

The two scholars were in a hurry, worried that people would see the milk, so they quickly picked up the milk, hid it on the bed, and put down the curtains, pretending to be resting.

The scholar outside the door yelled for a long time but no one answered. When he opened the door, he saw a stove in the middle of the room. He thought someone had been caught in soot, so he yelled for help.

It doesn't matter when he yelled, Scholar B was terrified, he lost his hand for a moment, and the milk in his hand spilled all over Scholar A, Scholar A couldn't help but let out a cry.

The scholar outside the door heard the shout, and hurriedly opened the bed curtain, only to see scholar A and B hiding inside in disheveled clothes, with a lot of unknown white liquid on their body! "

Having said that, Baoyu took a sip of tea and said nothing more.

Jia Huan couldn't get enough of what he heard, "What happened next?"

Baoyu spread his hands, "It's gone."

"Why is it gone? It's obviously not finished!"

It's a pity that no matter how Jia Huan asked, Baoyu didn't speak anymore.

The three princes are all experienced people, and Liu Xianglian and Jiang Yuhan are not uncommon people. After thinking about it for a while, they understood the scene at that time.One or two couldn't help it, and both laughed.

Jia Huan looked back and saw that everyone seemed to understand, he was a little displeased, and pestered Jingyang to analyze it for him.

Jingyang leaned close to his ear and whispered a few words, Jia Huan's face flushed suddenly.

After talking and laughing all afternoon, it was not until after dinner that Baoyu took Jia Huan back to Luoying Pavilion.

At noon, I just stood outside for a while without observing carefully.At this moment, Baoyu looked around, and saw that the floor of the main room was covered with a wooden floor, and the tables, chairs, and screens were all extremely delicate.There are some small rattan animals in the bamboo baskets hanging on the wall, which are very interesting.Presumably Huan'er would like it.

After reading it, Baoyu couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Prince Jingyang is very kind to us, and the decoration here is all thoughtful."

Jia Huan giggled, feeling quite honored.Baoyu couldn't help but tapped his forehead: "You..."

Why do you feel helpless about marrying your daughter?

Generally speaking, Baoyu and Jia Huan lived comfortably in Jingyang Zhuangzi, but something troublesome happened in Rongguo Mansion.