Ximen Qing's embarrassing journey

Title: Ximen Qing's 囧囧 Time Traveling

Author: Chihiro Snow ZSY

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Ximenqing was reincarnated into the modern age, but the memory of his previous life still remained in his mind.After suffering so much in the underworld, I thought I would live better.But what he didn't expect was that he had already married a wife and had children in peace, but he was indeed put on a cuckold forcibly!What's even more tragic is that that man is simply a copy of Wu Dalang!

Ximenqing had no choice but to divorce.After going out to drink, he stumbled into the middle of the road and shouted: "I will be a woman in my next life!"

Squeak—the sound of the emergency brake sounded, and Ximen Qing fell into a pool of blood.Before dying, he heard a voice: "OK, fulfill your wish!"

When Ximen Qing woke up again, he unexpectedly found that he had turned into a baby girl!He couldn't help shouting in his heart: I was just joking, how could you take it seriously!

In this way, Ximen Qing had been a girl for 20 years, had a crush on countless school beauties, and rejected the pursuit of countless handsome men, and finally turned back into a man!But……

Why would I be with Wu Song?This setting is too scary! !Ximen Qing leaned in Wu Song's arms, and the two sides did not escape, but were together.

But when Ximen Qing and Wu Song lived happily in modern times, unexpectedly, Ximen Qing returned to the ancient times overnight.God!I have any grudges against you, do you need to play me like this? !

Content tags: soul transformation past life and present life legend classical classics

Search keywords: Protagonist: Ximen Qing, Wu Song┃Supporting actors: Wu Dalang, Liu Yun, Pan Jinlian┃Others: those people from Water Margin

☆, forced to marry

Ximen Qing was reincarnated, growing from a baby to a 24-year-old boy.Tall and handsome, except for having no money, other aspects are top-notch!Another point is that he really doesn't like his name - Chu Lian!

Ximenqing's current mother is a Qiongyao fan, and her favorite is Yilian Youmeng. Later, she married her current husband, Father Chu.Later, she gave birth to the reincarnated Ximen Qing, so she gave him this name, but she didn't want to take the same Chinese character as the one on TV, so she chose the word 'Lian'!

Regarding this, Ximen Qing expressed very strongly that what he dislikes the most is his own name.That Chu Lian on TV is really unlucky, Lu Ping is sexy and generous with an intellectual beauty, but what about Ziling?A little girl who is alive and well, for the sake of love, even disregarding the family relationship between sisters, she really looks down on her!

No way, Ximen Qing likes mature women no matter where he is!And there is... a wife!In his words, other people's wives are better than their own!But now, he has paid a lot of attention to monogamy.

Mother Chu took Ximen Qing's hand, pointed at Zi Ling who was crying like pear blossoms in the TV, and said, "Chu Lian, you must marry a kind, lovely and simple girl like Zi Ling."

"Mom, I already have a girlfriend, and Liu Yun is pretty good." Although Ximenqing can only marry one wife, he is not idle. He has made a lot of girlfriends, but most of them just leave for fun.In the end, his heart fell on Liu Yun.A sexy beauty with a tough personality and a hot figure successfully captured Ximen Qing who had never been touched by his true feelings.

"No, I don't like it. That Liu Yun has a carefree personality and doesn't have a girl's reserve. I can tell you, if you marry her and come in, I will hang myself in this room and make you feel guilty for the rest of your life!" Mother Chu said After finishing, he pretended to wipe the corners of his eyes without a drop of tears.

Ximenqing was so angry that he said angrily, "Mom, stop pretending. It's such a time now that arranged marriages are not popular anymore. Besides, what's wrong with Liu Yun, since she was young, she can shock me!" Yes, Ximen Qing's thoughts changed quite quickly.

"No, you must marry the daughter of the Pan family! I'll tell you, Ruolan, the daughter of the Pan family, looks so sweet and innocent, just like a little white rabbit, you just want to bite her when you see it! "

"Shui Ling? Little white rabbit? Take a bite? Mom, how about this? If you really like it, buy a handful of radishes and raise a little white rabbit. You can bite it however you want!"

"Little bastard is going against the sky, right? Let me tell you, in our Chu family, I am the only one who has the final say. Pan Ruolan will come to our house tomorrow. You should behave better, do you understand?"

"Mom, can you stop doing it. I have an appointment with Liu Yun to go shopping tomorrow, and I don't have time to see that Lan!" Ximen Qing was really speechless. His own mother is good now, but he likes women like white lotuses.

White lotus, Ximenqing also liked this tune before, but after getting to know Liu Yun, he realized that these three words are not a good word.

"What kind of street do big men go shopping, be careful to exhaust you to death! Your monthly salary is only more than 5000 yuan, and you are going to go with that Liu Yun!"

"How can I have it? Don't I give you [-] living expenses every month? Besides, Liu Yun earns a lot of money a month, and rarely asks me to pay for it." Such girls are rare, Ximen Qing Very contented.

"That's not okay, anyway, you have to stay at home for me tomorrow." Mother Chu looked at Ximen Qing domineeringly, as if you dare to go and try!

"I can't explain it to you!" Ximen Qing went back to his room angrily, and then slammed the door shut.Ignoring my mother's long-winded words, I fell on the bed and called Liu Yun.

"Xiaoyun, your man is going to be miserable!"

"What's the matter, my handsome guy Chu?"

"you guess?"

"I'm guessing, did your mother arrange for you to meet another girl like a white lotus?" Liu Yun made a good guess. Mother Chu didn't like her, and she knew it in her heart.It's just that she is not the kind of girl who is good at acting.

"You guessed it right, but I have clearly rejected her."

"Don't, if you reject her, she will definitely be very angry. You might as well just meet her once, and after reading it, say you don't agree, and make auntie give up."

"But aren't we going to go shopping tomorrow?" Compared to watching that blue show, shopping is still a very good choice.

"Not tomorrow, I have to go home tomorrow, I can't go."

"Xiaoyun is the kindest person. I believe my mother will fall in love with you sooner or later." It is really a blessing to have such a girlfriend, and even think of an excuse not to go out tomorrow.Thinking of this, Ximen Qing was very moved.

"Hehe, that's enough, hang up!" Liu Yun really wanted to go home, but she was misunderstood by others.Forget it, misunderstanding is misunderstanding!

Ximen Qing pondered for a while, opened the door and walked out.No matter what you say, you have to coax your mother who is still angry. "Mom, don't be angry, I've finished calling Liu Yun, and I won't go tomorrow."

"Then you told her to break up?"

"It's impossible for me to break up with Liu Yun. That Lan Lan will come over tomorrow, and I'll deal with it."

Chu's mother rolled her eyes and thought: When Ruolan comes over tomorrow, I believe her son will definitely take a fancy to her.At that time, even if I don't ask them to break up, they will naturally separate. "That's fine, we've settled this matter!"

"Okay!" Ximen couldn't guess what his mother was thinking, now even if Lan looks like a fairy, I don't like it!

It was a good idea, but in fact, half a year later, Ximen Qing still married Pan Ruolan.As for Liu Yun, he gave him a sentence: I wish you happiness, and pay attention to whether the child you give birth is your seed!

Seeing the message sent by Liu Yun, Ximen Qing felt uncomfortable in every possible way.After meeting Pan Ruolan, she had no idea at all.But other girls have to follow her if they want to die or live, and with Chu's mother stirring up from the side, under the heavy siege, it's no wonder they didn't break up.

Ximen Qing didn't plan to get married at only 25, not to mention her young age, Pan Ruolan was only 21 years old, logically speaking she was still a little girl, if she met a suitable one, she might leave automatically.

However, Mother Chu said that she would not agree to it, and forced them to get married.The most ruthless time, I drank the medicine!This frightened Ximenqing, so he could only follow Mother Chu and marry Pan Ruolan.

The good times don't last long, Ximen Qing works overtime every day, but one month's money is still not enough for Pan Ruolan to spend for half a month.Before she got married, she didn't love to spend money like this, did she?Whenever thinking of this time, Ximen Qing secretly twitched his mouth and scolded: Damn, it made your willpower not firm at the beginning, and now you have to walk the road now, so go on!

Suddenly one day, Ximen Qing, who had been working overtime until ten o'clock, came home three hours early.The moment he opened the door with the key, he keenly heard a blushing and heartbeating sound from inside.

He suddenly understood that the white lotus-like little white rabbit that his mother favored was messing around with other men behind his back!That's great, my Ximen Qing's woman dares to touch her? !

Ximen Qing is really popular. In his last life, he was the one who did this kind of thing, but today he was cuckolded by another man. Think about how crazy it is!

Kicked open the door and rushed in!Sure enough, the couple hadn't finished their work, and they were so frightened by Ximen Qing's sudden appearance that they covered their bodies with blankets.

"Ruolan, you are so good. You actually found such a man behind my back. If you are a good man, that's too ugly!" Ximen Qing pointed at the man, and suddenly his heart skipped a beat. Wu Dalang!

"Enough, what are you scolding? Let me tell you the truth, brother Cui is really good to me, he gave me everything you can never afford! Also, with you, I never knew What is—orgasm—tide!” Pan Ruolan changed from her previous kind image, now she looks like a shrew.

"..." Ximen Qing was dumbfounded, but what he couldn't imagine was that his wife would say such words in front of his adulterer that would make him feel embarrassed!With Pan Ruolan like this, my mother should really look at the current scene!

The man surnamed Cui stood up, shook his lower body, and said awkwardly: "Surnamed Chu, do you see clearly, how can you serve a good woman with your petite appearance! Why don't you give your wife to me?" Come on, I promise to make her a complete woman!"

"You're looking for death!" Damn, why are these words so familiar?It seems that I also said this to Wu Dalang, and even beat him up. Could this be the legend that Feng Shui turns around!

Ximen Qing fought with the man, and finally Pan Ruolan got scared and called the police.This is great, what should be known and what should not be known has appeared in the Public Security Bureau.

Chu's mother and Pan Ruolan's mother fought, and the two sides quarreled non-stop.The man surnamed Cui patted his buttocks and left as if nothing happened.The Chu family and the Pan family were left to quarrel, anyway, it was just for fun, and they didn't take Pan Ruolan seriously.

"Could you please stop arguing!" Ximen Qing became angry, and ended the battle between the two families with a roar.

Ximen Qing walked to his parents, helped them to the side, and said to the Pan family: "I, Chu Lian, will divorce your daughter. She wants to be with that man, and I will help them."

"Chu Lian, don't be like this, let's talk if we have something to say." The Pan family, who were quite arrogant at first, were frightened when they heard that they were going to get a divorce.They also saw that the man just now was just playing around with his daughter. If the Chu family wanted to divorce again, it would be a disaster for Ruolan!

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☆, turned into a girl!

Ximen Qing sneered, "Mom and Dad, when you first came in, you couldn't help but fight with my parents, you are too unreasonable! You have seen that man too, since your daughter likes it, Let them be fulfilled. As parents, you can't stop it, it's too unkind."

"Xiao Chu, listen to us, when people make mistakes, if Ruolan is young and ignorant, please forgive her for once." Pan's father said.

"Dad, let's forget about it. Twisted melons are not sweet, Ruolan and that surnamed Cui are a good match. The boss and a bitch will surely live forever. But you say, let me forgive her once, that is Impossible, the things she said before she came to the Public Security Bureau just now have left no room for me to change. Besides, as a man, I was brought to the Public Security Bureau by your daughter. She lives together? If you change your father, will you?"

"..." Father Pan fell silent, as any man wouldn't.Unless you have to be a wimpy man, you can endure the reputation of wearing a cuckold and continue living with your daughter!

"Dad, let's forget about today's matter. Both parents are not injured. Ruolan and I will go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to go through the formalities tomorrow, so we can get separated." Ximen Qing talked about this point, No matter what others say, it doesn't matter.

Pan Ruolan was frightened, the arrogance she had just now had disappeared, and then she resorted to her usual routine and began to cry. "Husband, I was wrong. Don't want me. I'm young and ignorant. Just forgive me this time, okay?"

"No, live well." Ximen Qing turned around and helped his parents leave the police station. He would not be in charge of their Pan family's affairs.

Pan's mother stretched out her hand and slapped Pan Ruolan fiercely, and scolded angrily: "You still have to be shameless, you have only been married for less than half a year, and you have caused such a thing, you really embarrass me and your father!"

"Mom, why are you beating me! Aren't I lonely at night? Chu Lian works overtime every day, and falls asleep when he comes back at night, and doesn't accompany me. With a man like this, can I not find someone else?!" Hearing this tone, Pan Ruolan felt aggrieved.

"Shut up, I'll tell you!" Well, the parents beat their daughter hard in front of all the police.

The police from the Public Security Bureau saw that it was almost done, stretched out their hands to stop them, asked them to fill out a form, and let them go.If the trouble continues, maybe the wolves will be attracted!

No matter what he said, Ximen Qing and Pan Ruolan went to the Civil Affairs Bureau, but what he didn't expect was that he also saw Liu Yun walking down with a handsome guy driving a BMW.

The two glanced at each other and couldn't help being stunned.But then the two sides nodded, and each walked into the department they wanted to go to.It's just that one pair is married and one pair is divorced.

Ximen Qing walked out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, looked at the blue sky, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.He asked himself, do he love Liu Yun?Maybe it's love, but it's just not firm enough.If I had insisted on it back then, I might not have married Pan Ruolan.

Then I have to ask again, do I love Pan Ruolan?The answer is yes, of course not!Marrying her is just to make my mother stop making trouble, but there is no love, there is some liking, otherwise no one will marry a woman who he doesn't even have a little liking for!

Pan Ruolan ran a few steps quickly, stopped Ximen Qing, and asked unwillingly, "Chu Lian, have you ever loved me?"

"I'm divorced. Why do you ask so many questions? Didn't you marry me in the first place? Why are you asking like this now?" Ximen Qing never gave her a smile.

"I'm just not reconciled. I'm in my hometown, and there are countless men around me who bow down under my pomegranate skirt. Only you don't want to look at me. I'm unbalanced, and I want to marry you wholeheartedly, but what I never imagined is , we will get to this point."

"At the beginning, your motives were not pure, and my willpower was not strong, so we were destined to divorce. Now that I'm gone, I'll give you one last piece of advice: stop pretending to be a white lotus, it's disgusting to look at!"

"Hmph! You're not going anywhere, to be honest, your 'that' is really small!"

"……"you are vicious!

Ximen Qing couldn't say no to her, went to the side of the road and stopped a taxi, left Pan Ruolan and left.

The divorce was a big deal, and all relatives and friends knew about it.They all called with a comforting attitude, but they were actually ironic.

Ximen Qing was extremely depressed, so he came to a bar and sat there drinking wine.The men and women who approached him to strike up a conversation were all driven away by him.

My small size is flawed!That stinky woman Pan Ruolan actually talked about this matter everywhere, it really made me lose face!

Ximen Qing was drunk, took out his wallet, took out hundreds of dollars, and threw it on the table.Then he walked out of the bar unsteadily, and with blurred eyes, he walked to the middle of the road unknowingly.The thought in his mind at that time was that the man is really too tired! "Damn it, I want to be a woman in my next life!"

Squeak—the sound of the emergency brake sounded, attracting countless passers-by to watch.I saw Ximen Qing was hit by a car and flew seven or eight meters away, and then fell into a pool of blood.

When he was dying, he heard an old voice: OK, your wish is fulfilled.

When Ximen Qing woke up again, the surroundings were quiet. He looked around, but found that his vision was blurred.Moreover, the hands and feet do not need any strength at all.

He vaguely remembered that he had drunk too much, as if he had been hit by a car.Could it be that the collision blinded and paralyzed his eyes?Thinking of this, Ximen Qing quit. Who can bear this kind of living being made like this!

"Ah!" What's the situation?Something is wrong?Did this sound come out by itself?Why don't you feel like an adult?Ximen Qing was frightened, and tried to call out a few more times, but he could only make ahhh sounds.It's over, have I become a child? ! !

At this time, the door opened and several people walked in.Among them was a woman with a very pleasant voice, who gently hugged Ximen Qing, and then put something very familiar in ancient times into her mouth. Following the instinctive call, Ximen Qing sucked it in big mouthfuls.

A slightly older person next to him said: "This kid sucks so much, he seems to be a strong man! Don't look at him as a little thin now, he should gain weight in a short time."

The woman holding Ximen Qing smiled, and said softly: "Yeah, this baby didn't cry when it was first born. I thought it was a mute, but who knows how many times it yelled today. It really made me cry." I'm happy."

"You just think too much. There are always babies who don't cry when they are born. Isn't the baby pretty good now! Wait a moment, let me hug this little girl! Ye Lei, that brat in my family, cries all day long It's so annoying. When they grow up, they can play together!"

"Yes, Mrs. Ye, the age of the two is not the same, so it's just right for us to play."

Ximen Qing, who was breastfeeding, stared blankly. Just now, he heard a piece of news that could make him do it again: Little girl! ! !Fuck!Did I really become a woman!God, I was just joking, why do you take it seriously? !

"Oh, why does this child have straight eyes!" Aunt Ye noticed something was wrong.

"Really, it was fine just now, why is it like this now?" The woman holding Ximen Qing was terrified and didn't know what to do for a while.Holding the child, circling in circles, still calling Ximen Qing's current name: "Gingguo, Baiguo, what's wrong with you?"

ginkgo?I still have figs!Ximen Qing slowed down and closed his eyes. He had almost eaten just now, and he suffered a serious blow to his mind, so he was a little sleepy.

Huh~, the two women breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that the child is fine.

Ximen Qing adhered to the mentality of being at ease when he came, and no longer entangled with the fact that he became a girl.Of course, even if you are entangled to death, it has become a foregone conclusion that cannot be changed.

Another month passed, and he finally saw the world clearly.Fortunately, it is still a modern society.His surname is Ximen, and his name is Ximen Baiguo.The mother's name is Lin Qingyue, and she knows Chinese medicine to treat people.My father was sent to work in Africa, and he couldn't come back every three or five years.During this period, he also saw grandpa and grandma, grandpa and grandma, they were all kind people.

In a blink of an eye, Ximen Qing turned three years old and started kindergarten.It's ridiculous to say that he has gone to kindergarten twice. Judging from the current situation, he still has to go to elementary school, middle school, high school, and university!

For her mother who knows Chinese medicine, Ximen Qing still thinks it is quite good.In ancient times, their Ximen family also opened a pharmacy, and at that time they were still in the pharmacy with Pan Jinlian... Forget it, don't think about it.

Ximen Qing, who looks like a girl on the outside but is a pure man on the inside, made full use of his own convenience and hooked up with the widow Wang in the village.

Widow Wang is alone and has no children, so she naturally falls in love with Ximen Qing who is wearing a cute appearance.

In summer, the sun is so hot that people dare not go out of the house.But Ximen Qing couldn't stay idle, so he wandered to find Widow Wang.When I got to the door, I happened to see someone pouring bath water in the house.

Seeing Ximen Qing, Widow Wang waved to him, and said happily, "Biguo, you come to see me on such a hot day, aren't you afraid of heatstroke?"

"Auntie, do you want to take a bath?"

"That's right, the weather is so hot, I'm sweating after a while. Ginkgo, let's wash together!"

"Okay!" Ximen Qing wasn't pretentious, anyway, she's a little girl now, so she'll be fine after a wash!It's really stubborn, you can't move when you see a beautiful woman!

Widow Wang quickly removed Ximen Qing's clothes, and then put him in the water, "Ginguo, how's the water temperature?"

"Very good." Huh?Don't you wash it together?

"That's fine, you soak it first, and Auntie will give you a good wash." Widow Wang didn't wash with her, and took care of Simon seriously.

"Um... okay." Ximen Qing smiled awkwardly, it was different from what he thought!

☆, in a blink of an eye, I am 13 years old

Ximen Qing took advantage of those young women by virtue of being a little girl, and he also knew how to measure, so he couldn't act too much.However, he is not in the mood to take that brat Ye Lei with him!

"Ginguo, let's catch toads!" Ye Lei ran over shirtless early in the morning, pulling Ximen Qing to run outside.

"It's too hot, I don't like to move!"

"Go, it's no fun staying in the house." After Ye Lei finished speaking, he dragged Ximen Qing out of the door without any explanation.

The two came to the edge of the small puddle where it rained just a few days ago, and saw some small fish and tadpoles inside, and some pure green ones!

Ximen Qing lived in the city when he was a man, and never even went to the countryside, nor had he seen such a pure green toad.It's different now, this home is in the countryside, the air and scenery are really good!

"Sailor Moon transformation!" Ye Lei picked up a branch and gestured according to the animation.

"..." Tch, as a boy, he is really not manly at all to play transformation like a girl!

"Binguo, I saw The Swordsman a few days ago, have you watched it?" Ye Lei liked the moving martial arts in it, and thought in his heart that he could be as powerful as the people on TV.

"Look, what's the matter?" Do you want to see it?Damn, in a few days there will be Water Margin on TV, I want to see if Ximen Qing looks as handsome as I used to!

"Do you know how to practice the evil sword manual successfully? Can I practice it?" Ye Lei looked at Ximen Qing expectantly, as if a child of the same age in front of him could give him the answer.

"Of course I know, as long as you cut off the penis, you can practice successfully." Ximen Qing said badly.

"But... will it be very painful!" Ye Lei glanced down at himself in fear, thinking that it must be very painful.

"No, I'll get the scissors, let's try it out." Xiao Mian, let's see if you still come to play with me!I'm already 25 years old, how can I be in the mood to hang out with a brat like you!

"Wow - Bai Guo bullied me, I'll sue my mother!" Ye Lei cried and ran home.

"Don't go, I'm teasing you!" Fuck - I have to run too, Ye Lei's mother is not an ordinary soldier, even me, a pure man who has been killed for a long time, is afraid!

Ximen Qing was afraid that Aunt Ye would kill her, so he ran home quickly.Pushed open the door and walked in, then closed the door and locked it from the inside.

Lin Qingyue looked at Ximen Qing suspiciously, and asked with a smile, "What's the matter? It scares you. Aren't you usually very courageous?"

"Don't mention it, Ye Lei told his mother about my bullying him again. Mom, when Ye Lei's mother comes over, just say I'm not here!" Ximen Qing ran back to his room, and then stopped coming out.

"As for it!" Lin Qingyue thought about it carefully, but she didn't understand what was so scary about Mrs. Ye.

Ye Lei's mother is a well-known pungent woman in a radius of a hundred miles, and she took care of her husband in a submissive manner.At the same time, it also made all the men's expressions change, for fear of accidentally provoking others.

Ximen Qing hid in his room for two hours, but did not see Ye Lei's mother coming to teach him a lesson.In the end, Lin Qingyue couldn't stand it anymore, and said to him outside the door: "Ginguo, Ximen Baiguo, it's almost lunch time, if you keep hiding, you won't have anything to eat!"

Swipe—the door was opened, and Ximen Qing walked out. "Mom, has Ye Lei's mother remained silent?"

"What are you afraid of? The child is just playing around. She can really beat you. Ye Lei's mother was only cruel to others, but she has always been very kind to you since she was a child."

Ximen Qing thought about it carefully, and it was really as Lin Qingyue said, he was really good to himself!

Several days passed by, and what Ximenqing was worried about didn't happen at all, and he didn't take it seriously!Moreover, he also saw the new version of Outlaws of the Marsh. When he saw Ximen Qing, he laughed and cursed in his heart: Can you not find a man who looks so wretched to play me? Pan Jinlian will take a fancy to me? !cut…….

In the blink of an eye, Ximen Qing turned five years old. On this day, a dark-skinned man suddenly walked into the room.He looked at the man vigilantly, and asked nervously, "Who are you? Why are you breaking into a private house!"

"You are Bai Guo, right? I'm your father! I'm back from Africa!" Hehe, the person who came back is Ximen Qing's biological father in this life whom he hasn't seen in five years, Ximen Dongmin!

"Just kidding! My dad is also of the yellow race, so why are you here!" Ximen Qing had seen photos of his father when he got married, and his father didn't look like this shabby look.

"..." Is this my daughter?It is said that the daughter is a caring little padded jacket, but the little brat in front of her doesn't look like a little girl!

"What's the matter, don't talk anymore?"

At this time, Lin Qingyue came over from outside the door, and seeing Ximen Dongmin coming back, she burst into tears on the spot, hugged him and said, "Dongmin, you are finally back, you have suffered for the past five years!"

"Mom, did you recognize the wrong person? This man looks too dark!" Ximen Qing was very skeptical, and his current appearance didn't look like him!Could it be that I am not..., no, my current mother is not that kind of person!

"He's your father, he only turned black in Africa."

"Ah? That..." Jon got angry, Ximen Qing is so embarrassed!

"Call Dad!" Lin Qingyue looked at him expectantly.

Ximen Qing swallowed, and called softly: "Dad."

"Oh! My eldest daughter!" Ximen Dongmin picked up Ximen Qing and kissed him on the cheek.

"..." Darling!Grandpa is a man, a man! ! !

Another year passed, and Ximen Qing had a younger sister.He walked to the bedside, looked at his little sister, and said with emotion: "My sister is so cute, I must educate her well."

Lin Qingyue and Ximen Dongmin were terrified. They couldn't imagine that their youngest daughter would be like their eldest daughter.Many people, as soon as they see the eldest daughter, ask them if the child is a boy or a girl.When they found out that it was a girl, they would chuckle and say politely: This child is so cute, no one in ten miles or eight villages can beat her, and she will become a great weapon in the future!

At this time, the husband and wife will reflect on what went wrong in their education.In short, the second daughter must never become a tomboy again.

Seeing that they were silent, Ximen Qing thought it was an acquiescence, and then said, "Did my parents think about my sister's name?"

"After thinking about it, let's call it Ximen Wuhua." Forgive Lin Qingyue, she also likes to eat figs.

"..." Ximen Qing.

"I'll pick the name of the second daughter. The eldest was chosen by you. It's my turn to say anything this time." Ximen Dongmin held his chin, pondered for a while, and then clapped his hands, "I've made up my mind. It’s called Ximen Baiye! I like to eat Yang Baiye the most!”

"Mom and Dad, can you think of a normal girl's name?" Dare, you eat nothing but eat!Fortunately, you don't like braised pork. If you like it, you have to call it Ximen roast pork for your child!

"Are Wuhua and Baiye not good? Then what name did you mention?"

"Ximen step on the snow!" Ximen Qing's favorite character is called Ximen Chuuxue, besides his surname is Ximen, and his handsome appearance!What's more, no matter how you name it, the double surname seems very high-end.

"It's not good, it's better to call it Treading the Wave than Treading Snow!" Ximen Dongmin waved his hand and said disapprovingly.

"..." Can you guys be a little more reliable, can it be called Wuhua?No flowers, no flowers, only leaves but no flowers!Baiye Baiye, this is the stomach of a sheep!The louver is the stomach of a sheep, right?

"How about this, let's guess the fist to decide what the child's name is!"

"Okay, let's get started!"

"One, two, three, rock-paper-scissors!" "Again, it's a draw. We'll win two out of three games."

"..." Ximen Qing was really speechless, why are the parents in this life like this?Can the child's name be solved by playing!

"I won, let's call him Ximen Baiye!" Ximen's father won.

Ximen Qing looked at his younger sister who knew to sleep when she was full, and said in her heart: Sister, brother has done his best, if you don't like this name in the future, you can change it yourself!

Ximen Qing successfully finished primary school and successfully entered middle school.At the same time, it also means that the innocent little girl has begun to develop.The first to bear the brunt was Ximen Qing, who sadly discovered that his breasts had grown bigger, and that fearful aunt also came!

The 13-year-old Ximen Qing was about to cry to death, and the changes in his body made him both familiar and unfamiliar.Do you really want to marry a man?No, I would rather not marry for the rest of my life than marry a man!

"Student, is there anyone next to you?"

Ximen Qing raised his head and saw a very cute and beautiful girl in front of him, he said excitedly: "No one, you can sit here!" Not bad!I hate that I am a daughter, otherwise I have to have a good talk with her.

"My name is Guo Momo, what's your name?"

"My name is Ximen Baiguo, nice to meet you too." With such a good-looking tablemate, life will not be boring in the future!This feeling is really good!

"My surname is Ximen, I don't know what it has to do with Ximen Qing?" No way, the only celebrity Guo Momo thought of was Ximen Qing.If she knew that the soul in the girl in front of her was Ximen Qing, would she run away in fright?

"How could it be related!" Hehe, I am Ximen Qing.Alas... a person's reputation is really important, but Nai He's own experience is exactly the same as that written in the book.The most important thing is that the Facsimile of the Water Margin is too famous!

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☆, boys' feelings are always poetry

Ye Lei has grown up, and has already been beaten by Ximen Qing to the point of calling him brother.They are not in the same class, and the staggered positions are just right.As everyone grew up, Ye Lei began to like Ximen Qing a little bit, but he was afraid to say it because of the super pressure from the other party.

What kind of person is Ximen Qing? He is the master who has lived among thousands of flowers, and every leaf will stick to his body!He saw that Ye Lei was interested in him, and felt nauseated.But think about it, the mandatory admonition may hurt the boy's fragile heart, so it's better to keep a little distance!

That's it, the two don't go to school together anymore.