[Comprehensive] Misfortune

When I saw Sakurai Yuko again, it was on a planet far away from the earth.

The aborigines on this planet are fish-like celestial beings covered with silvery white scales. Males live on land, while females live in water. Only when two people fall in love and marry each other will one of them follow the other into the water. Or live on land.

They fell in love with Sakurai Tamako as soon as they saw her, they loved her madly, they regarded Sakurai Tamako as a god.

They built a temple made of red mud and shells with unprecedented enthusiasm and concentration. They stacked the treasures on the ground and in the sea neatly and orderly in the temple. They used the most beautiful scale on their bodies to worship Sakurai. Yuzi.

Because they look nothing like Sakurai Yuko, especially the scales, so many young female silverfish are dying of pain, rubbed off all the scales on their bodies with inferiority, and finally died.

Their parents enshrined their children's bodies outside Sakurai's shrine, begging Sakurai for their souls to rest in peace.

then……

"Isn't this a whitebait? It's definitely a whitebait, right? I remember it's a whitebait!"

I ate a lot that year!

Regardless of Sakurai Yuko's Gintama-style painting style when she was excited, in short, after discovering that the food on this planet is full of whitebait, which she liked to eat back then, Sakurai Yuko is not in a hurry to leave.

Isn’t it just pretending that she is a god? At first she really thought she was a higher existence than a god, but she heard a lot of stories about gods. It’s a pity that the actor was killed by Gaara. From the Land of Wind to the Land of Fire, and then to Konoha Village...

By the time the Heavenly Daoists with minions spread all over the known corners of the universe discovered this unknown galaxy and sent Amaterasu Institute to inspect it, Yuko Sakurai had already developed "360 cooking methods for whitebait".

Sakurai Yuko was very happy when she saw Oboro, because she was already getting tired of eating whitebait, no matter how delicious the food was, she couldn’t help eating three meals a day, but it’s a pity that she landed here in an emergency when the spaceship crashed. On this planet... The technology of this planet is even more backward than that of the earth when the heavens and humans did not invade. Yuko Sakurai almost thought that she could only stay here for the rest of her life.

When I saw Sakurai Yuko, it was a coincidence that Sakurai Yuko was eating, and there was a powdered celestial being in the huge clam shell. , looked up, and saw Oboro.

Sakurai Yuko swallowed the food in her mouth and stood up in surprise.

"hazy!"

If it wasn't for Sakurai Yuko's call, which was full of emotion, Gao Hao was almost flattered, maybe he would back away in fright.

The natives on this planet... If he remembers correctly, their IQ has reached the minimum required standard for intelligent creatures...

But these are temporarily suppressed by Sakurai Yuko's "resurrection from the dead", not to mention that Sakurai Yuko still calls his name in such a happy tone. A smile, and told her he was happy to see her too.

When Sakurai Yuko wore a thin whitebait skin skirt and threw herself into Obscure's arms like a swallow, everything in Obscure's mind disappeared completely except for Sakurai Tamako.Whether it is whitebait or whitebait meat, he doesn't care anymore, he just feels that he is embracing love and happiness, and this will never change, because this has become a thing of the past.

The past cannot be changed.

Sakurai Yuko only stayed in Oboro's arms for a while before she got out, and she didn't even have time to reach out to hug her back, because she felt that there was something wrong with Oboro's embrace, and hugging should not be like this.

During this process, Sakurai Yuko thought about Sakata Gintoki very quickly for a while, and then asked why Oboro was here and when he would take her away.

He heard that Sakurai Yuko didn't really care why he was here, he knew that Sakurai Yuko didn't even care whether the person who appeared here was him or someone else, she only cared about when he would take her away.

Hazy found that when communicating with Sakurai Yuko, he needs to have the same mind as when communicating with his boss. He should always think about it, don't think that the other party really cares about you, and all he cares about is himself.

Although aware of this, Oboro is not in pain, because he feels that he has obtained a lot, and he shouldn't be too greedy, otherwise it will only bring Sakurai Yuko the disaster that he once brought to Yoshida Shoyang.

So I told Sakurai Yuko the date of return, and took off my canopy and put it on Sakurai Yuko's head, and took off the monk's robe, so that Sakurai Yuko wrapped herself tightly, without any skin naked| It was exposed, and then took Sakurai Yuko back to the spaceship.

The tube skirt made of whitebait is extremely elastic, wrapping Sakurai Yuko's exquisite body, and I dare not take a second look, for fear of being abrupt, the beauty. He is even a little jealous of the natives on this planet, thinking that they are really lucky, lucky damn it.

Back on the spaceship, Oboro wants to tell Sakurai Tamako about Sakata Gintoki, Yoshida Shoyo's death, and Holo's resurrection.But when the words came to his lips, Oboro didn't want to say anything.

He almost obsessively enjoys the silence in the room alone with Sakurai Yuko, and he feels that there is a taste of happiness in this silence, like lavender wisteria flowers, with a dense fragrance,

Only he and Sakurai Yuko were shrouded in this purple mist, and only the two of them saw this fantasy paradise.

Of course Oboro knows that this is just his own fantasy, but this kind of imagination makes him very happy, so he is willing to believe that this is true, and Sakurai Yuko also thinks so.

Therefore, Oboro quickly walked out of the room, fearing that if Sakurai Yuko opened her mouth, her dream would be shattered.

The exploration of this planet ended quickly, because there was no Altana on this planet, not even rare resources.

In short, it's a useless planet.

It is a well-known truth that there is no need to waste time with useless things, so Oboro quickly ordered to leave.But not long after, the subordinates came to report that something went wrong.

Because the god of the silver fish was taken away by the "monster from the sky", the silver fish family was furious and vowed to take back the god and ask the other party to pay the price of their lives.

After listening to the report, I was very surprised. I didn't expect Sakurai Yuko to be so important to this barbarian, but he didn't waste his mind on this kind of thing. Once the spaceship opened, they were in charge of life or death.

So Oboro went back with Sakurai Yuko and a report.

This planet, which is useless in the eyes of the Heavenly Daoists, has never had any visitors since then.

As time goes by, only the scales that have become fossils record that they used to have gods. In order to get closer to the gods in appearance, they would pull off the scales on their bodies when they became adults. The gods were moved by their devotion, and the gods loved silver The fish family, because other races were jealous of the favor of the gods to them, so they robbed the gods.

The young silver fish looked at the fairy tales on the scales, stared at the boss with a pair of fish eyes, and shouted in disbelief: "This is the reason why I want to strip off the scales when I grow up?! God? Crazy? !"

He should be glad that the scale that recorded the god's preference for whitebait meat didn't turn into fossils, otherwise he would vomit.

All in all, Sakurai Yuko followed Ou, and then saw Xu.

Seriously speaking, this is the first time Sakurai Yuko and Xu met.But just like she had seen Shinsuke Takasugi and Katsura Kotaro countless times before they met her, so before Tamako Sakurai met Hiroshi, Hiroshi had seen her countless times, through Yoshida Shoyo's eyes.

Staring blankly at Sakurai Yuko, there was no expression on his face, and Sakurai Yuko's figure was not even reflected in his dark red eyes.

When reporting the events on that planet to Xu, he concealed many irrelevant things about Sakurai Yuko, but he couldn't hide the existence of Sakurai Yuko.He doesn't know Xu's attitude towards Yuko Sakurai, but he is not worried about Yuko Sakurai, he doesn't think anyone in the world would want to hurt Yuko Sakurai, even if this person is Xu who has lived for 500 years.

When he came up with this idea, it proved that in his subconscious, he had completely separated Xu and Yoshida Matsuyo, otherwise he would remember, even the "truth, goodness and beauty" version of Xu is also called Sakurai Yuko Dai Masks for many years, this is the practice of "embarrassing one's crime", which should not have appeared on an existence whose setting is "truth, goodness and beauty".

Xu and Yoshida Shoyo were never two completely separate entities.

"Sakurai Yuko, Yoshida Shoyo's apprentice, are you still alive?"

As expected, it hit the red heart directly.

Sakurai Yuko was stunned for a moment, looked away from Xu's shoulder pads, and kept blinking, "Dead? What do you mean?"

Xu looked at Sakurai Yuko for a few seconds, then turned and left.

what?

baffling.

Sakurai Yuko was unhappy, she looked at Omo, "What does Xu mean? What do you mean I'm not dead yet?"

Oboro's mouth twitched, and then he remembered that because of that beautiful fantasy, he forgot to tell her about the earth, but it's not too late to say it now.

Obscure told the whole story about Sakata Gintoki's killing of Yoshida Shoyo, Xu's resurrection, and Sakamoto Tatsuma's oolong.

"So that's how it is..." Yuko Sakurai raised her eyebrows, then she seemed to think of something, and suddenly smiled, "Then I'll die... But ah, Oboro, you are too much, to let Gintoki kill you with your own hands." Yoshida Matsuyo, did you do it on purpose?"

Silently, he lowered his head and looked at the ground under Sakurai Yuko's feet, with a posture of non-violence and non-cooperation.

Sakurai Yuko didn't take it to heart either, she waved her hand and crossed over, the long sleeves brushed over the tip of the ears, numb like an electric shock.

Looking back at the back of Sakurai Yuko, I heard Sakurai Yuko say in a very flat tone: "If Gintoki dies, I will blame you, but before that, today's dinner will include whitebait .Today is a day worth celebrating, and I want to hold a feast for my beloved teacher, to congratulate him on his resurrection from the dead hahahaha."

At the end of the speech, even the woman herself was amused by the irony and viciousness in her words.

congratulate?

The hatred of emptiness, which includes the hatred of human beings for him and his hatred for human beings, this hatred can prove the death of death.

He died and lived, lived and died, and the cycle of life and death was repeated, just to suffer, suffer and suffer again, suffer endlessly, and the end point is far away in the other world and cannot be reached.

congratulate?

Hazy didn't know that there was anything in this world that could irritate Xu Xu more than this.

The author has something to say: Next, please let us appreciate, Sakurai·Zuidun Little Expert·Yamako(づ￣3￣)づ

(If any little angels still remember the first version of the copy for the 233th National Congress of the Communist Party of China, it was mentioned that because Miss Yuzi is too righteous and beautiful, her words sound reasonable. Please watch it dialectically, or directly It’s good to just ignore the past [-])

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Casually ridiculed the so-called gods, please don't take it to heart... The author may have been pierced when he typed 23333

If you can't accept it, just treat the author as a whitebait. Whoever is eaten, killed, and insulted is the author.

By the way, it seems that the IQ of a pig or a dolphin is more than 70, and the brain capacity of a monkey can still be compared with that of a child of a few years old.

Yet they are still food for humans.

And this is barely a foreshadowing... well, don't take it to heart, anyway, the foreshadowing is the author's own self-healing 2333

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another:

It's already fifty chapters, time flies so fast, the author is going to take the national exam tomorrow, and I feel flustered, the more flustered I am, the more I want to fish...

Then let's summarize the author's writing ideas == (if you are not interested, you can skip it because the author is a bit talkative 2333)

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Well, in fact, at the beginning, this article was really just a rebellion against the failure of Mary Su in the Huashanyuan next door2333

No matter how you can’t write a qualified Mary Su Wen, this is the author’s biggest pain!

So super super beautiful, everyone will like Miss Yuzi, plus romantic flowers, handsome teenagers, etc., this is enough for Su~~~

At the beginning, it was true that I thought so.