[Comprehensive] Misfortune

When Sakurai Yuko woke up...or when she came back to life, she found herself in the cave, she was very happy.

The consciousness has been awake for a long time, and the funny-looking god of death is not willing to eat her, and even invites her to be his kind, and stay together for a long time.

He said that he has always undertaken the heavy responsibility of harvesting the lives of human beings in this world. He has never had any companions and is very lonely. He hopes that Sakurai Yuko will dispel his loneliness. For this reason, he is willing to sacrifice half of his life and Sakurai. Yuzi shared.

The infinite life cut in half is still infinite.

Sakurai Yuko refused, this is not what she should do.

Reaper was very calm after being rejected, as if he had expected it long ago, he said that he was different from human beings, he did not make this sacrifice because he liked her, it was not a sacrifice at all for him.But Sakurai Yuko is indeed beautiful, such a beauty should not walk with death, so he is unwilling to harvest Sakurai Yuko's life.

The god of death raised his sickle and told Sakurai Yuko that there were traces of spells in her soul. He hadn't seen such a dead person for a long time. In this world where ninjas are rampant, this method of death is very novel. After all, Onmyoji has withdrawn from the stage of history too long.

The god of death waved his sickle and said to Sakurai Yuko that I will not take your life. Your life is not something I can harvest. You are a creature rejected by this world. Then the god of death in this world—I must also reject your existence .

The Grim Reaper looked at nothingness, and said to Yuko Sakurai who had disappeared in this world, if you and I meet again, maybe I will sacrifice something in exchange for your company.

But the you you are now is not enough for me to sacrifice, you don't even have your own goals, and you are more suitable for this empty existence than death...

Even so I would like to give you a chance.

after all……

The creature had a beauty that would shake even Death.

Sakurai Yuko, who was abandoned by the god of death, was very happy to find herself alive in a dank and dark cave.

She lived in the cave for about seven years of her life, even though she was well-clothed and well-fed, she was still in the cave. When that person was not around, the cave was the only thing she had.

Sakurai Yuko felt that this was something similar to fate. She should have lived in the cave. If that person hadn't taken her out, she would have spent her whole life in the cave.

Sakurai Yuko slowly curled up her limbs and leaned against the wet earth wall. She felt that she had crushed the silently growing moss. She knew the color, touch and taste of the moss, and she was very familiar with everything in the cave.

She was supposed to be here, she deserved to be here, she was going to be here after all.

But Sakurai Yuko soon stopped thinking so. Not only did she not think so, but she also tried every means to leave the cave.

cold.

Even if the body that has not yet fully revived does not have sensitive perception, Sakurai Yuko, who is almost frozen to death, knows that the situation is not good.

Died unexpectedly and came back to life unexpectedly, Sakurai Yuko didn't want to die, she didn't think she deserved to die.

It would be great if I could find Gaara.

This was the first person Sakurai Yuko thought of after she came back from the dead.

She rubbed her stiff and trembling palms, thinking bitterly that if she suddenly appeared in front of Gaara who thought she was dead, the scene would be funny.

If I had known that I could really come back from the dead, I wouldn't have given away the folding fan, and I don't know if Gaara would be angry if I wanted to come back...

Sakurai Yuko, who was thinking this way, soon stopped thinking so, no matter who it is, as long as it is a human being, as long as it can prevent her from feeling the cold, no matter who it is.

The biting cold that actually acts on the body scares Sakurai Yuko more than the sudden death.

Sakurai Yuko curled up and walked out of the cave. Under the stimulation of the strong light, physiological tears flowed out of her eyes. It was not until she opened her eyes again that she could see everything in front of her clearly.

battlefield.

However, being on the battlefield does not make Sakurai Yuko happy.

Sakurai Yuko finally recalled what she had neglected, the words of the god of death——

You are an outcast creature from this world.

Which world is this world?

The question that suddenly appeared in Sakurai Yuko's mind was a pun.

Sakurai Yuko is very sure that the battlefield in front of her, the strange creatures and weapons, the boat that can fly in the sky, and the fire-type ninjutsu flying around...all are not what she should be in...the world she is in.

Don't think that she knows nothing because she lives in the deep palace.

What exactly is going on?

This discovery even made Sakurai Yuko forget the cold for a moment.

It was only for a moment.

Sakurai Yuko doesn't want to die, so it doesn't matter where she is. Originally, she kept living in different places, but now she just changed to another place. The key is to survive.

Now Sakurai Yuko wants to live, this is the highest goal, and everything else has to come later.

Yuko Sakurai felt that she should be very angry for being reduced to such a point.

But in fact, she didn't feel anything, she just wanted to find a living person quickly, and asked him to dispel the cold for herself.

It's just... so cold.

It hurts from the cold.

Speaking of...

Sakurai Yuko, who was distractedly looking at the battlefield, suddenly reacted, lowered her head, and saw her small hands that were purple with cold.

Become... smaller? ? ?

What exactly is going on? !

Sakurai Yuko finally widened her eyes.

……

Sakurai Yuko, who was about to freeze to death, desperately stepped on the corpse to keep her bare feet from the cold ice and snow, but this move was useless at all, the frozen corpse was colder than ice and snow.

Sakurai Yuko could only try her best to wrap the ill-fitting kimono tightly around her body to resist the cold wind, but the snow particles fell continuously, and the cold water slowly soaked through the fabric. Sakurai Yuko was so cold that she wanted to cry.She didn't know that she would have to bear this kind of pain after being alive, and she was willing to be eaten by Oizumi.

Originally, she still held the idea of ​​going to the battlefield to find a living person, but now Sakurai Yuko has given up. With her physical strength, if she can't see anyone, she should freeze to death.

In other words, the only thing she can do now is to curl up here, maintain her strength, and hope that someone will pass by and save her.

Time passed extremely slowly.

When a thin layer of snow accumulated on the corpse she wiped away, she felt that her exposed skin was itchy.That kind of itching came from the cracks in the bones. It was extremely cold but it felt like a flame was burning. It was this feeling to pierce the bones with a red-hot needle.

Sakurai Yuko didn't even dare to open her eyes. She felt that once she opened her eyes, her eyeballs would be frozen into two glass balls and fall out of the eye sockets.

There was a howling cold wind in her ears, and the sound of battle came from a distance, but it was not the sound of the battlefield she was familiar with, it was something she had never heard before, like the sound of a firecracker that had been amplified countless times.

Sakurai Yuko thinks that no matter who it is, as long as it can save her, even if it is flesh and blood, she is willing to give it all.

Sakurai Yuko, who thought so, still didn't wait for anyone. She felt a layer of frost on her eyelashes, and she didn't dare to open her eyes.

The poor little girl felt wronged, she felt that she shouldn't be in this kind of place, she didn't deserve to suffer this kind of pain, but she was held in the hands of human beings, why did she get reduced to this point?

The little girl who was so cold that she couldn't even shake had finally lost interest in waiting. She was not a very patient person, otherwise she wouldn't be in a hurry to complete the relationship with that person after waiting for more than three years. agreement.

Sakurai Yuko bit her lips tightly to stop her teeth from trembling. The sound was transmitted directly to her cochlea through the bones of her face, which disturbed her.

Sakurai Yuko thought she shouldn't wait any longer, no one would come to such a place.

It turns out that I am something that cannot live without humans.

It turned out that I didn't have the ability to live by myself.

Sakurai Yuko, who has lived for 13 years, finally realized this. She has always been dependent on the human beings she despises.

When there are many human beings, she can make picky choices, but in a deserted environment, she doesn't even have the ability to choose her own life and death.

If only... I could live without humans.

Sakurai Yuko thought so.

The second after this idea popped up in her mind, a voice carelessly entered Sakurai Yuko's ears.

Humanity!

Realizing that there is a human being, Sakurai Yuko immediately threw the bold words and lofty ambitions that were still clamoring in her mind a moment ago into outer space. She was so surprised that Sakurai Yuko forgot that she was still vigilant and couldn't open her eyes. She just wanted to call this human being quickly. Help her, she is dying of cold.

Opening her eyes, a mess of silver curly hair jumped into her eyes. Yuko Sakurai subconsciously thought of someone, and shouted excitedly: "Is it Mr. Kakashi? I'm so cold, please give me some clothes... …well?"

Sakurai Yuko kept blinking, staring blankly at the child sitting in front of her with a bloody wound on her right lower abdomen.

Although they all have silver hair, Kakashi's hair doesn't seem to be curly, and the copy ninja Kakashi's eyes are definitely not crimson...

No... I clearly know that this is not my world...

Sakata Gintoki didn't know what Sakurai Yuko was thinking, he just thought silently, it's good, he's a living person, not some Yuki or Kaguya Hime.

Yinsang thought it was a beautiful fairy who wanted to take him, who was seriously injured and dying, to heaven to enjoy chocolate parfaits that he couldn't finish...it turned out to be an ordinary little girl.

It can't be human, right?

Is it a celestial being from a very very very very very beautiful planet?

so cold?Are there such weak celestial beings?

wrong……

This guy is indeed wearing a kimono, and it looks very expensive and new...

With a mess of thoughts in his mind, Sakata Ginka pretended to glance casually at Sakurai Yuko's little purple face, and suddenly pulled out a nasty smile.

"I'm not Kakashi, I'm a ghoul! Are you afraid? I'll eat you~~"

"I'm cold, Mr. Ghoul, I'm cold."

"I'm not called a ghoul... By the way, you don't even know what a ghoul is. My name is Sakata Gintoki, Sakata Gintoki!"

"cold."

"... I see... then... stretch out your hand."

……

In this way, Sakurai Yuko was picked up by Sakata Gintoki who was accidentally injured while searching for supplies on the battlefield before dying of cold.

I really don't know whose misfortune it is.

The author has something to say: It’s been more than 30 chapters, and the author has no time to code words recently and the mood is not right during menstrual period... Let’s talk about the origin of Miss Yuzi’s name when I’m bored. 2333

Well, let’s just write an article to cheer ourselves up, right? Barking [-] yards without a hammer [Mona Lisa’s smile]

Sakurai is casually written by Baidu. It looks good and sounds good. At the beginning, I chose the former between "Sakurai" and "Hoshino", and the latter became the beloved girl in Shikamaru's episode.

Yuzi is based on the famous fried chicken beauty during the Warring States Period in Japan. Hosokawa Yuko, formerly known as Akechi Yuko, is the daughter of Akechi Mitsuhide~~~

In Chapter 1, what Ms. Yuko said to Yu Maxin to use the head of the enemy as an ornament was inspired by a short story about Hosokawa Yuko and her husband——

[One day, the couple had a quarrel while eating, and the carpenter who was repairing the roof stumbled and fell from the roof into the yard.Zhongxing believed that the carpenter had overheard their quarrel, so he beheaded the carpenter in a rage, and put the bloody head on the dining table.And Yuzi continued to eat her meal as if nothing had happened.Seeing this scene, Zhongxing couldn't help but feel horrified, and said, "You! Are you the incarnation of a snake?" Yuzi replied, "What are you? Killing an innocent carpenter, you are a ghost, and being the wife of a ghost, isn't it more important for a snake to kill an innocent carpenter?" match?"】

[Original text: I will enjoy the cherry blossoms with you. The cherry blossoms are so beautiful. If there is Master Oizumi’s head as a decoration, I will enjoy the cherry blossoms with you. 】

When I saw this story at the time, I thought, wow, this girl likes me. This feeling of being calm and silent at the same time is super exciting!So I used "Yuzi" as the heroine's name, but later I remembered that Yuzi has the same pronunciation as "egg" and "egg" 23333

Do you know the pain of Yinsang, who is full of trains, resisting the pain of pretending not to know this meme in order to have a little image in front of Yuzi? !

Do not!

You don't understand!

So let's light the wax for Yinsang, and pray for a wave of Yuzi to wake up quickly~~~

muah!