[Comprehensive] Misfortune

Help is necessary, but how to help is a question worth thinking about.

Using Sakurai Yuko's domineering and unreasonable logic, since she gave Sakata Gintoki the ability of "a wish that will never be rejected", it is just right, just ask Sakata Gintoki to catch Uchiha Madara ah.

The proposal got three jaws.

Sakata Gintoki said that the plot develops too fast and he is not ready for the big BOSS of "Naruto" to have anal sex. Uchiha Itachi and Orochimaru said that getting rid of Uchiha Madara is only a temporary solution, since now our combat power is sufficient , then even if it takes a little more effort, we must find a thorough solution.

The ghost knows why Orochimaru suddenly united with Uchiha Itachi, probably because Sakurai Yuko lightly explained Sakata Gintoki's identity and ability, and maybe he was frightened.

What the hell?

Can someone with this ability still be called a human being?

Why does this woman know such terrible monsters... Uh... Thinking about it this way, since she is someone Sakurai Yuko knows, there seems to be nothing incomprehensible [collapse laugh].

Uchiha Itachi was the first to return to the topic, and began to care about his little friends, "Since Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Obito have both arrived at Konoha, it means that the people sent by Konoha have failed... that... Mr. Sakata, may I trouble you to confirm their location?"

Uchiha Itachi's words were rather tactful, but everyone present understood, Sakurai Yuko twitched slightly, and subconsciously murmured: "Shisui-kun..."

Sakata Gintoki actually...doesn't know what's going on at all. The fourth battle in the latest series of "Naruto" he saw has just started... Well, there is no need to refer to the plot that has been changed long ago.

but……

The man with a pair of dead fish eyes caught the woman holding his arm from the corner of his eye without leaving any traces. He thought that it was just a manga anyway. ……Bar.

At worst, he secretly prodded Kishimoto to win the lottery.

Convincing himself extremely easily, Sakata Gintoki asked Sakurai Yuko without any pressure, "Tamako, do you want to bring those people here?"

Okja...

Uchiha Itachi thought of her childhood inappropriately, when Sakurai Yuko mentioned a person who always called her "Yamako".

Now that I think about it, that's pretty inappropriate.

The woman next to Sakata Gintoki nodded with a sweet smile, and said with an almost coquettish attitude: "No need, let them appear in Konoha directly, anyway, we have to go back now. If they die Gintoki will bring Shisui-kun back to life, right? I like Shisui-kun very much, he is a very cute kid, and Gintoki will definitely like it too!"

The corner of Sakata Gintoki's mouth twitched, and he digested the phrase "Uchiha Shisui died a long time ago" in his stomach, and then said: "Songyang won't let me... Well, you know Shoyang, right?"

Sakurai Yuko's smile remained unchanged, "Is Mr. Shoyang alright?"

Sakata Gintoki scratched his head with the hand that was not held by Sakurai Yuko, and said a little uncomfortably: "It's...very good, and the others..."

Sakurai Yuko didn't let Sakata Gintoki continue, "That's good, is Mr. Shoyo not wanting Gintoki to abuse his abilities? That's not okay, I gave Gintoki's abilities, so if it's for me, Whatever the request is, isn't it?"

"Wait, wait!" Sakata Gintoki's face was flushed in an instant, and he broke down, "What earth-shattering thing did you say with a smile just now? Please give me some time to read the response, okay? It’s just a super-excellent man with a big body and a good job!”

Orochimaru & Uchiha Itachi: The eyes are dead.

Sakurai Yuko didn't feel that she was wrong, "It's the truth, no matter from any point of view, Gintoki has no reason to reject me, Gintoki has never rejected me before..." Sakurai Tamako said He frowned as he spoke, and looked directly into Sakata Gintoki's eyes plaintively, "You have changed, you don't love me anymore."

Sakata Gintoki:  …

"Okay, I'll do it, I'll do it right away."

Is the predicament over so simply?

The answer, of course, is...

right!

Isn't this a hot-blooded link that can take advantage of loopholes and get what you want? ? ?

Even Uchiha Itachi, who is rigorous and serious, thinks so. He can even calmly watch the two people say a bunch of things that he doesn't understand at all.

Although it's the same language and I know every note, but when connected together, it's something from another world.

In fact... it was originally something from another world.

The appearance of Sakata Gintoki is an exciting surprise for Sakurai Yuko, but for Uchiha Madara...

Before feeling the air flow behind him, Uchiha Madara first detected the abnormality of the red sand scorpion.

The Red Sand Scorpion, who was halfway through the seal, suddenly stopped, as if someone had pressed a switch to stop it, and stared blankly behind him.

Uchiha Madara felt uneasy, turned his head suddenly, and saw Sakurai Yuko.

Hmm... The dead fish-eyed man with silver hair and natural curly hair next to him should be able to ignore... a ball!

He glanced at him as if he was dead, and then walked directly from the air to the third generation like walking steps, as if he didn't take him seriously.

Throughout the generations of ninja world, no one can act like this in front of Uchiha Madara.

But even so, Uchiha Madara's focus of attention has not shifted from Sakurai Yuko.

Because Sakurai Tamako was standing behind him, because Sakurai Tamako was watching him, because Sakurai Tamako died and came back to life.

Sakurai Yuko, who was killed by him, crawled back to the world from hell in less than a day.

The moment he touched Sakurai Yuko's sight, even if he was as strong and firm as Uchiha Madara, he was shaken for a moment.

Such an existence... can it really be called a human being?

"See you again, Uchiha Madara, although you have admired your name for a long time, but being famous is not as good as meeting, you are too much for girls," Sakurai Yuko pinched her sleeves and slightly covered her red lips, her slightly curved eyes were full of pride , "There are no more tailed beasts, none of them are gone. In the future there will be neither tailed beasts nor human pillars. What a pity."

These words were like water pouring into boiling oil, making Madara Uchiha's scalp tingle, he froze for a long time before slowly turning around, facing the woman who was smiling viciously.

"What do you mean the tailed beast is gone?"

"Literally." Yuko Sakurai put down her hand, tilted her head, looked at the scorpion of red sand that was beaten to pieces behind Uchiha, paused, her voice was slightly cold, "existing in the world Your nine tailed beasts have been sent to another world. Without the power of the tailed beasts, your Moon Eye plan cannot be realized, right? Even if there are other methods, it doesn’t matter, you just take action, and if it succeeds, I will count it Lose. Now, we can sit down and discuss the fact that you killed me."

Uchiha Madara was silent, silent because he couldn't understand, silent because he couldn't believe it.

Sent to another world?

Sakurai Yuko sneered, and continued to stab the silent man's heart, "I wanted to invite you to cooperate with me, but now it seems that it is unnecessary. I will create a beautiful world, and the ghosts of the old age are just stepping stones." ...The damn undead is not me, but you, Uchiha Madara."

After all, Sakurai Yuko looked at the red sand scorpion who had been motionless all this time, and waved, "Mr. Scorpion, are you going to repair your body again? Don't worry about it this time, I can just call Gintoki to restore you to your original shape! Great, my ability to change."

The Red Sand Scorpion was silent for a long time, "Ah, it's very powerful."

Great.

Very... very powerful.

The Red Sand Scorpion laughed.

Sakurai Yuko looked at the smiling red sand scorpion, always felt that there was something wrong, but she didn't take it to heart, looked at Uchiha Madara again, and said with a smile: "But... since you have kept my body for so long , then it would be my disrespect to treat you so excessively. Anyway, your plan has failed, do you want to sit down and listen to my plan? At this time, the cherry blossoms in the Uchiha clan are in full bloom, so it’s time to cook tea and enjoy the flowers with your colleagues, isn’t it? ?"

Uchiha Madara still didn't speak, Sakurai Yuko was not in a hurry, and inserted the last knife with a smile.

"Ah, by the way, I heard that the weird guy who looks like aloe is also your subordinate? How strange, when we caught him just now and asked him about your plan, he, who couldn't lie, told an amazing truth, Even I was taken aback."

Uchiha Madara's pupils shrank suddenly, and the intuition lurking in his genes told him that the truth Yuko Sakurai said was definitely not the "truth" he understood.

"It is said that there is a stone tablet in Uchiha's secret land? It is said that it is not difficult to modify the content on the stone tablet and change the resurrection of Kaguya Hime to create a perfect world. It is too much, obviously I have my body, but I still have my own body. Delusion to revive the old woman from hundreds of years ago, I don't think she will be more beautiful than me, instead of looking at her, it's better to look at..."

"What did you say?! What tampering?!"

Sakurai Yuko blinked her eyes and smiled sweetly, looking at her like a spring breeze.

"I said... Uchiha Madara-sama, you have been cheated~~~"

Sakurai Yuko said with a smile.

The author has something to say: If you are a Zhongshan wolf, you will be rampant if you succeed.

I don't know why, when I was coding this chapter... the author kept thinking about this poem...

Fortunately, Yuzi will not fall again, enough is enough 23333

Humans have flaws, it's normal~

Afterwards, the education work will be handed over to Yinshi and they will complete it 2333 Although it is very likely that it will not be completed, don’t worry about these details 2333

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another:

Thank you Ah Jin for the deep water! ! ! !

For the first time in my life, I gave it to you (/≧▽≦/)

love you so much!

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Take advantage of the trend and ask for a favorite in the [Author's Column]!Let’s continue dating in the next article~ Stay away from the literature shortage (づ￣3￣)づ

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And another:

Yesterday was the author's birthday, but if it wasn't for cp's reminder, the author would have forgotten 23333

In the blink of an eye, I have been with Ms. Yuzi for more than half a year. The author has gained a lot, and I am very grateful for the company of the little angels along the way.

So, the slightly greedy author decided to make an advertisement (ah, I’m getting less and less euphemistic, so kind)

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"I Want to Be a Virgin [Comprehensive]": A strange but generally quite warm story. The abuse is too exhausting. Would you like to be a little mentally retarded? 23333

link:

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Here is the copy:

The indigenous girl of the Virgin Mary and Jiang suddenly want to travel!

Keep falling into weird places?It’s okay, I’m here to travel (づ￣3￣)づ

It's just that He Jiang has been a little troubled by the fact that he has not saved enough money for travel.

but……

He Jiang never lacks good people to help her~

After all, He Jiang himself is a virgin~

Series copywriting: [Ah, this thing is like this, I am a weak creature with zero force value, but the author wants me to be a saint, which is very embarrassing, don't you think? ]

This article is also called:

#The first priority of travel is to make money#

#Will He Jiang, who is about to fall from a high altitude this time, suffer from fear of flying? #

#He Jiang, who is issued a good person card every day, is calm in his heart#

——Let me tell you, isn't He Jiang's setting just like that and so-and-so to cause trouble for his companions?

——What is it... Is He Jiang the kind of setting where she treats her companions gently and at the same time gently influences the villain? !She will not be generous to others! ! !Marry me, Miss He Jiang!

——Shameless upstairs!Miss He Jiang is mine!

——Hehehe, you fight whatever you want, I hugged my wife to sleep (づ￣3￣)づ

——Holding my family and Jiang is a [-]-meter sprint!

——He Jiang mine does not accept rebuttals.above.

#今日的和江also loved by everyone because of his virginity#

#May you who treat others gently be treated gently by the world#

#世界很很很她 must be to make her treat others gently#

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(I wanted to write this story because I suddenly thought that some people are simply God’s own sons and daughters. They stood at the finish line of other people’s lives when they were born, perfect to the extreme. Others...why are they like this? Because we are all people who need warmth... Ms. He Jiang, who is treated tenderly by the world, works hard to treat everyone she meets tenderly. In this way, even the people she knows are treated tenderly by the world I'm waiting (づ￣3￣)づ)

It’s such a chaotic idea, of course, changing the way of thinking is also one of the key points, after all... the author needs to calm down after staying with Ms. Yuzi for more than half a year 23333

To sum it up in one sentence, as dark as the first half of Miss Yuzi's life was, how bright Miss He Jiang's life was.

Although it's very vulgar, I want to write [scratching head], interested little angels, please accept it in advance! The author will post it after saving the manuscript!

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