I was reincarnated as the Yokohama Touch Porcelain King

"It hurts, it hurts..." The green-haired gangster is not a tough guy, and he couldn't help crying out pain and begging for mercy when his wrist was sternly grabbed. It seems that in the eyes of the red-haired gangster, it is better to suffer less than save face.

"Men can't bully girls." The tall red-haired young man said very calmly without any special expression on his face.

The sudden appearance of the red-haired young man was unexpected by Yumeno Hisaku. He complained in his heart: "Are you Cao Cao's?"Oda Sakunosuke, just when I mentioned you to Ranpo, you popped up. '

'So he is Oda Sakunosuke. Saiki Kusuo stared at Odasaku a few more times, and Odasaku who was attacking Dazai in Yumeno Hisaku's mouth originally looked like this.

As Saiki Kusuo once explained to Yumeno Hisaku, the superpower is not omnipotent, and his superpower always has flaws of one kind or another.

The telepathy just told Saiki Kusuo that two people had come, but Saiki Kusuo, who had never actually met Odasaku, could not tell who they were.

None of the hooligans who survived in Yokohama were so stupid. They looked at the red-haired young man with "not to be messed with" written all over his body, glanced at the bulge under his windbreaker, and knew that this guy with a gun was a tough guy. .

They glanced at the two people who were walking this way, and they knew it was this red-haired companion who was not easy to mess with. The gangsters who had a strong desire to survive immediately apologized and begged for forgiveness.

What is the face can eat?Adhering to the principle of being shameless and begging desperately, Odasaku, who is essentially a good person, quickly let them go.

What will you do when your friend catches you wearing women's clothing and staged a hero saving the beauty (he is the hero and you are the beauty)?

——Thank you for the invitation, I was at the scene of the society's death, and in embarrassment, I used my toes to dig out a Hong Kong black building on the spot.

After three seconds of silence, Yumeno Kusaku realized that he didn't know Odasaku in this world yet.

Oh, that's okay, just pretend you don't know each other.

Yumeno Hisaku, who had a slight brain crash, made a decisive decision to pretend that he didn't know Odasaku. He didn't know Odasaku in this world, and he couldn't even say that he was pretending.

Just when Yumeno Hisaku was thinking about the countermeasures and was about to put them into practice, a very familiar voice sounded behind him: "Hi."

Called by this familiar voice, Yumeno Hisaku felt his eyes go dark, but he still turned around to face this cold, ruthless, unreasonable reality.

How did he set the flag before putting on this suit?Oh, by the way, as long as he doesn't perform public executions in front of acquaintances, he has nothing against women's clothing.

So it is absolutely impossible to stand on a flag, why hasn't he learned the principle that if it stands, it will fall, woo woo woo.

"This beautiful lady, would you like to have a drink with me?" The handsome young man with black slightly curly hair and kite-colored eyes jokingly invited.

Yes, as long as you see the bandage, you will know who it is. That's right, it is the black mud Dazai Osamu whose body is a bandage (bushi).

"Dazai, this lady doesn't seem to be old enough to drink." Oda made a statement to try to stop Dazai's crime of abducting innocent underage girls.

"..." What could Yumeno Hisaku do, he felt that he couldn't say a word now, he could only spit out a string of ellipses to express his helpless inner world.

Dazai caught him wearing women's clothing on the spot, this is the real social death.

Destroy, this cruel, heartless, vexatious world.

'Being seen wearing women's clothing won't destroy the world. Let's relax. Anyway, we're going to leave this world soon. Isn't it better to think about it this way? Saiki Kusuo chatted privately with Yumeno Hisaku to comfort him.

Indeed, they will soon leave this world.

Even if Dazai catches a current situation, so what, Dazai can't tell other people about it across the world, so thinking of Yumeno Hisaku's turbulent inner world, he immediately calmed down.

'It's not about womenswear, it's about wearing it myself.The Dazai in our world has long known that Mr. Mori threatened me to wear women's clothes. I am not afraid of this, it is all Mr. Mori's fault. "Yumeno Hisaku's entanglement point is not the same as Saiki Kusuo thought.

Yumeno Kusaku, who has not yet evolved into a boss, is still embarrassed to admit that he likes to wear women's clothing.

Who doesn't like a beautiful little skirt, it's a must for a macho.

The fake macho Kusaku Yumeno mustered up the courage to face the bleak life. On the surface, he was talking to Kusuo Qiki, but he was actually saying to the gangster trio: "You take Kusaku and go back first, and I will go with Brother Dazai have a drink."

The three people who appeared here are the gangster trio, Dazai Osamu, Oda Sakunosuke, and Sakaguchi Ango.

And before Saiki Kusuo only sensed two people, it was because Dazai's human disqualification was immune to any abnormal ability, which blocked Saiki Kusuo's telepathy, making him think that there were only two people coming.

Not wanting to confront Dazai, a bug in the world, Saiki Kusuo stabilized his character as a mouthless girl, nodded at a few people without saying a word, and quickly fled this place of right and wrong while holding the hand of Xiao Kusaku.

Don't say that his performance is too cowardly, Saiki Kusuo has always been serious about stabilizing his ordinary vest.

However, no matter how Saiki Kusuo pretended to be a mouthless girl, he couldn't hide it from Dazai and Sakaguchi Ango who knew too much.

In terms of information, Ango Sakaguchi, who was rewarded by God, didn't say a word, and quietly adjusted his glasses, seeing through everything.

Just from the physical features and unique hair color of these three people, he could vaguely guess their identities.Coupled with Dazai's sudden strike-up, and Yumeno Hisaku's words of acknowledgment just now, the promise is already obvious.

Abruptly appearing next to Mori Ogai, who is still an underground black doctor, a powerful superhuman Kusaku Yumeno with all the information is fake, a child with the same name and surname as Yumeno Hisaku who is suspected to be his own brother, and the same mysterious child who is not in this world. Saiki Kusuo, who leaves no trace, claims to be Yumeno Hisa's friend.

The identities of these three people are easy to guess. The half-black and half-white hair color is too unique, and pink is not a common hair color. When these three people get together, anyone who is not brainless can guess who they are.

However, from the professional perspective of the double agent Ango Sakaguchi, it is impossible to see how the boy named Kusuo Saiki disguised himself so much like a girl.

If it weren't for the three of them standing together as if they were giving away a sub-question, Ango Sakaguchi would not have been able to tell that the pink-haired girl in front of him was Kusuo Saiki in disguise.

Without Ango Sakaguchi asking, Dazai, who was equally curious, couldn't help it. He stared at the back of Saiki Kusuo leaving for a while.

Just when Yumeno Hisaku thought that Dazai would not be able to resist asking questions, Dazai turned his head and said to Yumeno Hisaku: "Your friend's disguise technique is too strong, you can't tell his real gender at all, I want to learn."

Seeing Dazai's innocent face, he said: Coach, I want to learn the disguise technique of turning girls into girls. Yumeno Kusaku couldn't help but fell into deep thought, you deserve to be Dazai.

After seeing the lower limit of Osamu Dazai, the black mud in the world, Yumeno Hisaku swept away the excess shame that had arisen before.

No need, really no need, as long as you are strong enough (shameless), no matter what happens, it will not be enough to shake your heart.

Learning is useless, learning is useless.jpg.

After learning the correct attitude towards the world from his life mentor, Osamu Dazai, Kusaku Yumeno regained his usual composure, calmly dressed in dark lolita and hooked Dazai's arm.

This picture is not to mention a good match, both of them are in the dark, and the height difference is just right.

"The exclusive secret technique will not be passed on." Yumeno Hisaku bluntly refused.

If Dazai really finds Saiki Kusuo, it will be difficult to deal with it. The unique skill of painless sex change is impossible for Dazai, no matter how evil, he can learn it.

Fortunately, they were prepared enough for a rainy day. Saiki Kusuo's female body was adjusted in height to be the same height as his male body, otherwise they would have passed through Dazai when they met Dazai.

No one can guarantee how much truth Dazai's shrewd mind will analyze after revealing such a huge flaw.

"Eh? You're stingy, it looks interesting." Dazai lowered his eyelids and cast a shadow with his slender eyelashes.

The whole person showed a particularly disappointed look, like a lost little milk dog, if the young lady passing by saw it, it would probably be very distressing.

However, none of the people present were fooled by Dazai's flamboyant performance. Yumeno Hisaku relied on the experience gained from getting along with Dazai for many years, and Sakaguchi Ango relied on his excellent professionalism as a double agent.

Oda Saku simply saw through Dazai, in the words of Oda Saku: "Ah, I just feel that Dazai is acting, and I am not really disappointed."

A little unkempt at a young age, with a shaggy beard on his handsome cheeks, this kind of Odasaku is a very natural intuitive system.

Oda Saku, who is good at straight balls, and Dazai Osamu, who has a lot of eyes like a sieve, really embodies the truth that everything in the world is born and restrained.

"Cut." Seeing that the other three people ignored his performance, Dazai muttered uninterestedly, and then returned to his usual expression.

"Does this lady know Dazai?" Oda Saku, who was the only one present who didn't know the truth, naturally ignored Dazai and made a doubtful voice.

It is worth mentioning that Kusaku Yumeno, who has not yet reached the voice-changing period, has a soft and cute loli voice, the kind that will not fall off the horse or even reglue the crumbling vest when speaking.

That's why Oda Saku didn't see his true gender even though he had heard Yumeno Hisaku speak.

"Yes, this is my girlfriend Yumeno Kusaku." Dazai drew a conclusion on the relationship between the two before Yumeno Kusaku could speak.

His performance just now did not get the support of other people, Dazai planned to perform another scene.

Although Odasaku seemed to be the only honest person on the scene who didn't know the truth, but this couldn't stop Dazai's sudden desire to perform.

Thinking about the fact that Yumeno Kusaku is actually a boy before they parted, even Odasaku would be surprised.

Just thinking about it, Dazai couldn't help his eager heart: the expression must be very interesting, Odasaku.