Of course, "Cook dumplings."
I stretched my head to take a look into the pot, it was okay not to look, but when I saw it, I almost got a heart attack from his anger.
I saw that the pot was white at this time, and there was a complete dumpling there.The water and dumpling wrappers form a sky, and the meat is the frog in the water.I have always wanted to jump out of the high well, but I have lingering fears.
I opened my mouth to scold him, but I haven't waited for me to speak.He stirred the pot again with a spoon, his expression was quite irritable, and there was a hint of helplessness, "It still doesn't work, it's tasteless, and I need to add more ingredients."
As soon as the words fell, he was seen picking up a bottle of soy sauce and was about to pour it into the pot.
I was startled, and quickly reached out to stop it, but unfortunately it was still a step too late.
I don't want to talk about how much weight is poured.Anyway, the boiled water, which was white in the last second, turned into a pile of shit in an instant.
I mourned for a few minutes to the dumplings in the pot, and finally slapped Liao Muqiu on the head, "Fuck, are you kidding me? Can you explain what you're doing?"
He threw the spoon, and a few drops of unknown yellow liquid overflowed from the pot, "I cook dumplings! How many times do you have to ask?"
I got even angrier when I heard that, and slapped him again, "You fucking know you cook dumplings? I thought you were cooking pig food!"
After finishing speaking, I glanced at the pot, with a heartbroken expression on my face, "The whole dark cooking is so horrible that I can't describe this shit! It really blinded me!"
"Then what do you think we should do?" He shook his hands, his face full of beatings, "I think my cooking is pretty good, and the taste should be good too."
I took a deep breath and suppressed the turmoil in my heart, "Tell me who gave you the courage to say this."
"Me!" He raised his chin, resolutely, with an awe-inspiring look on his face.
I looked at Guo Guo, then at Liao Muqiu, and felt that his life was probably just like this, and there was no way he could be saved.
But I still couldn't help telling him: "You have the courage to praise yourself after cooking like that. You are really the most shameless person I have ever seen in my life."
I thought that he should have retreated after saying this, but I obviously underestimated his confidence in himself.
I only heard him sneer twice, and after a while, he replied to me with a look of disdain: "Really? Then you have met too few people!"
For this kind of shameless answer, I really don't know what to reply to him, so I can only choose to ignore it.
I went to the living room, turned off the TV, and waved to Liao Muqiu, "Go and empty out that pile of dark dishes, and then wash the pot, let's go out to eat."
He did as he was told, and took out the trash before going out.Seeing him so self-conscious, most of my anger disappeared.
I took him to the food stall that I visited yesterday.As soon as Liao Muqiu came in, the lady's eyes didn't move away from him as if she had been sucked into her soul.
I still chose the seat where I sat yesterday, ordered the same dishes as yesterday, and still didn't order for Liao Muqiu.Just handed him the menu and signaled him to order it himself.
He looked at the menu and only ordered a plate of braised eggplant.During the period, he wanted to order Erguotou, but I stopped him in time.
When the food was served, the lady sent another soup, which was still seaweed egg soup, but this time the line was: "The boss said that the two of you are regular customers in the store, so let me give you another soup. If you come again in the future, I will I will add you to the chief VIP of our shop!"
Liao Muqiu raised his head and asked the lady, "Do you still have VIPs in your store?"
The lady looked at her with affectionate eyes, "Of course, although it's just a small shop business, VIP customers can also get a [-]% discount when they check out!"
After finishing speaking, he deliberately tidied up the name cards on his chest, and smiled at Liao Muqiu with a rippling heart, implying that the meaning is beyond words.
I took a look at the lady's breasts, it was not bad, it was a C by visual inspection.He couldn't help but sigh at Liao Muqiu's love luck, thinking that the world is really unfair, good looks means better food than others.
After the lady left, Liao Muqiu meditated for a while, then looked at me and asked in confusion, "Is it because I have too little experience? Why are there VIPs in this kind of shop?"
I was overjoyed after hearing this, and teased him: "What about the chief VIP! How many people dream of it but don't come! I think the lady has a C cup at least, so don't ask too much, just agree to her when you pay the bill. Lest she look forward to it every day and think about it every night, the nights are long and the dreams are many!"
He froze, "What are you talking about?"
I shook my head and sighed: "I saw you yesterday, didn't you still have a high EQ? Why do you become a fool when you come again today? Chief VIP, which food stall do you see has a chief VIP? The girl said that because she wanted to make an appointment. What about you! Your chest is all upright for you to see, why are you dawdling?"
He looked at me, then at the girl at the door, doubtful: "Is what you said true?"
As soon as the words were finished, the lady who was delivering the food noticed Liao Muqiu's gaze.Immediately sent a smile that he thought was alluring, and a pair of charming electric eyes by the way.
The slightly raised corners of the mouth, the ambiguous gaze, and the gaudy atmosphere of "ask me out tonight" all the time, made my little heart tremble.
I quickly withdrew my gaze and told him: "Could it be fake? Look at the way she looks at you. If you two are alone together, I guess she can handle you."
After hearing this, Liao Muqiu imitated Fa Ge's movements and stroked the slightly long bangs on his forehead, froze it into four or six parts.When he looked at me again, his eyes were extremely arrogant.
It seemed that he was the holy gambler in that movie, who responded to every call and looked down on all sentient beings, only missing a deck of cards in his hand.
Yangyang opened his mouth, his voice was slightly coquettish, with a trembling ending, and his smile was not very lascivious, "I knew it, even after living outside for so many years. As long as I come back, I will still be a wolf among the wild flowers!"
Hearing this, I almost choked up my nostrils, "I have never figured out, how can a person be so narcissistic? Especially you, why are you so shameless."
He hooked the corners of his lips, and said a philosophy that runs through the lives of Diaosi: "If people are not narcissistic, how can they be confident!"
7. I was young at that time.
When we arrived in 1999, it was almost exactly around nine o'clock.
I took Liao Muqiu to sit at the fourth-to-last seat by the bar, which was the seat I often sat in since 1999.I ordered a glass of Hennessy VSOP, and asked the waiter for a glass of Sprite.
At first Liao Muqiu didn't realize it, but when he came back to his senses, he immediately asked, "Why are you ordering Sprite? Where's my wine?"
"You can't drink." I glanced at him, "I was so drunk yesterday and still want to drink?"
"I said that I was not drunk yesterday, but a little sleepy." He frowned tightly, and his voice contained serious anger: "You said you brought me to the bar to play, but you didn't give me a drink, so why did you bring me here?"
I took the wine handed over by the waiter, and pushed Sprite in front of him, "I'm here to show you my old friend."
"Bah!" He pushed Sprite aside, "I don't drink this stuff, quickly order me a dark beer!"
"This thing costs 50 yuan a cup anyway, since you ordered it, you can just eat it."
"I won't make do with it! You want to order yourself, why should I make do with it?" After speaking, he made a big move, and categorically ordered a glass of dark beer to the waiter.
I laughed and let him ask the waiter for a glass of dark beer.
The owner of the bar has known me for five years. He is a person who loves literature and art and likes to pretend. He gave himself a very foreign name, Reet.
When I first met him, I was sitting at the fourth-to-last seat by the bar and ordered a glass of Hennessy VSOP.And he, sitting next to me, ordered the same wine as I did, and greeted me first."What do you think of the bar's name?" he said.
At that time, I didn't know that he was the boss, so I took a sip of wine and answered him with a smile: "It's quite coquettish."
"Where is the coquettish?" He leaned over, "I think we are very destined, you like to drink this too?" He pouted, picked up the wine glass and clinked a glass with me, "I'll do it first, you can do whatever you want." Said When finished, drink the wine down to the last drop.He waved and motioned to the waiter to fill up again.
I smiled and dried up the wine to the last drop.When the waiter was pouring me wine, he leaned over and pointed to my glass and said, "I'll take this glass."
"Okay." I teased, "I'm worried that I don't have money to drink."
He smiled and answered the previous question: "You said that the name of this bar is coquettish, why?"
I also smiled, "I don't know, this was the first word that popped into my mind at that time, so I said it."
"It's accurate!" He looked at me appreciatively, "I also think this name is very coquettish, because it was given to me by my girlfriend."
I was amused after hearing this, "Your girlfriend is very coquettish?"
"No." He shook his head, but nodded after shaking for a second, "At that time, she just got out of my bed and took out a bank card from her bag without any clothes on. I was looking at her chest □□, she suddenly spoke."
I took a sip of my wine and asked, "What did she say?"
"She just said four numbers." He stretched out a finger on the bar counter and wrote back: "2000."
I thought about it, but still didn't understand the meaning of these four numbers, so I asked him, "What do you mean?"
He took a sip of his drink and looked at the crowd on the dance floor, "I didn't understand it at the time. I thought she knew I was going to open a bar, so she thought of a bar name for me. I was planning to praise her. I like the name very much." when she said..."
Paused, then he cleared his throat and imitated his girlfriend's tone at that time, smiled lightly, and said sharply: "About
I stretched my head to take a look into the pot, it was okay not to look, but when I saw it, I almost got a heart attack from his anger.
I saw that the pot was white at this time, and there was a complete dumpling there.The water and dumpling wrappers form a sky, and the meat is the frog in the water.I have always wanted to jump out of the high well, but I have lingering fears.
I opened my mouth to scold him, but I haven't waited for me to speak.He stirred the pot again with a spoon, his expression was quite irritable, and there was a hint of helplessness, "It still doesn't work, it's tasteless, and I need to add more ingredients."
As soon as the words fell, he was seen picking up a bottle of soy sauce and was about to pour it into the pot.
I was startled, and quickly reached out to stop it, but unfortunately it was still a step too late.
I don't want to talk about how much weight is poured.Anyway, the boiled water, which was white in the last second, turned into a pile of shit in an instant.
I mourned for a few minutes to the dumplings in the pot, and finally slapped Liao Muqiu on the head, "Fuck, are you kidding me? Can you explain what you're doing?"
He threw the spoon, and a few drops of unknown yellow liquid overflowed from the pot, "I cook dumplings! How many times do you have to ask?"
I got even angrier when I heard that, and slapped him again, "You fucking know you cook dumplings? I thought you were cooking pig food!"
After finishing speaking, I glanced at the pot, with a heartbroken expression on my face, "The whole dark cooking is so horrible that I can't describe this shit! It really blinded me!"
"Then what do you think we should do?" He shook his hands, his face full of beatings, "I think my cooking is pretty good, and the taste should be good too."
I took a deep breath and suppressed the turmoil in my heart, "Tell me who gave you the courage to say this."
"Me!" He raised his chin, resolutely, with an awe-inspiring look on his face.
I looked at Guo Guo, then at Liao Muqiu, and felt that his life was probably just like this, and there was no way he could be saved.
But I still couldn't help telling him: "You have the courage to praise yourself after cooking like that. You are really the most shameless person I have ever seen in my life."
I thought that he should have retreated after saying this, but I obviously underestimated his confidence in himself.
I only heard him sneer twice, and after a while, he replied to me with a look of disdain: "Really? Then you have met too few people!"
For this kind of shameless answer, I really don't know what to reply to him, so I can only choose to ignore it.
I went to the living room, turned off the TV, and waved to Liao Muqiu, "Go and empty out that pile of dark dishes, and then wash the pot, let's go out to eat."
He did as he was told, and took out the trash before going out.Seeing him so self-conscious, most of my anger disappeared.
I took him to the food stall that I visited yesterday.As soon as Liao Muqiu came in, the lady's eyes didn't move away from him as if she had been sucked into her soul.
I still chose the seat where I sat yesterday, ordered the same dishes as yesterday, and still didn't order for Liao Muqiu.Just handed him the menu and signaled him to order it himself.
He looked at the menu and only ordered a plate of braised eggplant.During the period, he wanted to order Erguotou, but I stopped him in time.
When the food was served, the lady sent another soup, which was still seaweed egg soup, but this time the line was: "The boss said that the two of you are regular customers in the store, so let me give you another soup. If you come again in the future, I will I will add you to the chief VIP of our shop!"
Liao Muqiu raised his head and asked the lady, "Do you still have VIPs in your store?"
The lady looked at her with affectionate eyes, "Of course, although it's just a small shop business, VIP customers can also get a [-]% discount when they check out!"
After finishing speaking, he deliberately tidied up the name cards on his chest, and smiled at Liao Muqiu with a rippling heart, implying that the meaning is beyond words.
I took a look at the lady's breasts, it was not bad, it was a C by visual inspection.He couldn't help but sigh at Liao Muqiu's love luck, thinking that the world is really unfair, good looks means better food than others.
After the lady left, Liao Muqiu meditated for a while, then looked at me and asked in confusion, "Is it because I have too little experience? Why are there VIPs in this kind of shop?"
I was overjoyed after hearing this, and teased him: "What about the chief VIP! How many people dream of it but don't come! I think the lady has a C cup at least, so don't ask too much, just agree to her when you pay the bill. Lest she look forward to it every day and think about it every night, the nights are long and the dreams are many!"
He froze, "What are you talking about?"
I shook my head and sighed: "I saw you yesterday, didn't you still have a high EQ? Why do you become a fool when you come again today? Chief VIP, which food stall do you see has a chief VIP? The girl said that because she wanted to make an appointment. What about you! Your chest is all upright for you to see, why are you dawdling?"
He looked at me, then at the girl at the door, doubtful: "Is what you said true?"
As soon as the words were finished, the lady who was delivering the food noticed Liao Muqiu's gaze.Immediately sent a smile that he thought was alluring, and a pair of charming electric eyes by the way.
The slightly raised corners of the mouth, the ambiguous gaze, and the gaudy atmosphere of "ask me out tonight" all the time, made my little heart tremble.
I quickly withdrew my gaze and told him: "Could it be fake? Look at the way she looks at you. If you two are alone together, I guess she can handle you."
After hearing this, Liao Muqiu imitated Fa Ge's movements and stroked the slightly long bangs on his forehead, froze it into four or six parts.When he looked at me again, his eyes were extremely arrogant.
It seemed that he was the holy gambler in that movie, who responded to every call and looked down on all sentient beings, only missing a deck of cards in his hand.
Yangyang opened his mouth, his voice was slightly coquettish, with a trembling ending, and his smile was not very lascivious, "I knew it, even after living outside for so many years. As long as I come back, I will still be a wolf among the wild flowers!"
Hearing this, I almost choked up my nostrils, "I have never figured out, how can a person be so narcissistic? Especially you, why are you so shameless."
He hooked the corners of his lips, and said a philosophy that runs through the lives of Diaosi: "If people are not narcissistic, how can they be confident!"
7. I was young at that time.
When we arrived in 1999, it was almost exactly around nine o'clock.
I took Liao Muqiu to sit at the fourth-to-last seat by the bar, which was the seat I often sat in since 1999.I ordered a glass of Hennessy VSOP, and asked the waiter for a glass of Sprite.
At first Liao Muqiu didn't realize it, but when he came back to his senses, he immediately asked, "Why are you ordering Sprite? Where's my wine?"
"You can't drink." I glanced at him, "I was so drunk yesterday and still want to drink?"
"I said that I was not drunk yesterday, but a little sleepy." He frowned tightly, and his voice contained serious anger: "You said you brought me to the bar to play, but you didn't give me a drink, so why did you bring me here?"
I took the wine handed over by the waiter, and pushed Sprite in front of him, "I'm here to show you my old friend."
"Bah!" He pushed Sprite aside, "I don't drink this stuff, quickly order me a dark beer!"
"This thing costs 50 yuan a cup anyway, since you ordered it, you can just eat it."
"I won't make do with it! You want to order yourself, why should I make do with it?" After speaking, he made a big move, and categorically ordered a glass of dark beer to the waiter.
I laughed and let him ask the waiter for a glass of dark beer.
The owner of the bar has known me for five years. He is a person who loves literature and art and likes to pretend. He gave himself a very foreign name, Reet.
When I first met him, I was sitting at the fourth-to-last seat by the bar and ordered a glass of Hennessy VSOP.And he, sitting next to me, ordered the same wine as I did, and greeted me first."What do you think of the bar's name?" he said.
At that time, I didn't know that he was the boss, so I took a sip of wine and answered him with a smile: "It's quite coquettish."
"Where is the coquettish?" He leaned over, "I think we are very destined, you like to drink this too?" He pouted, picked up the wine glass and clinked a glass with me, "I'll do it first, you can do whatever you want." Said When finished, drink the wine down to the last drop.He waved and motioned to the waiter to fill up again.
I smiled and dried up the wine to the last drop.When the waiter was pouring me wine, he leaned over and pointed to my glass and said, "I'll take this glass."
"Okay." I teased, "I'm worried that I don't have money to drink."
He smiled and answered the previous question: "You said that the name of this bar is coquettish, why?"
I also smiled, "I don't know, this was the first word that popped into my mind at that time, so I said it."
"It's accurate!" He looked at me appreciatively, "I also think this name is very coquettish, because it was given to me by my girlfriend."
I was amused after hearing this, "Your girlfriend is very coquettish?"
"No." He shook his head, but nodded after shaking for a second, "At that time, she just got out of my bed and took out a bank card from her bag without any clothes on. I was looking at her chest □□, she suddenly spoke."
I took a sip of my wine and asked, "What did she say?"
"She just said four numbers." He stretched out a finger on the bar counter and wrote back: "2000."
I thought about it, but still didn't understand the meaning of these four numbers, so I asked him, "What do you mean?"
He took a sip of his drink and looked at the crowd on the dance floor, "I didn't understand it at the time. I thought she knew I was going to open a bar, so she thought of a bar name for me. I was planning to praise her. I like the name very much." when she said..."
Paused, then he cleared his throat and imitated his girlfriend's tone at that time, smiled lightly, and said sharply: "About
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