Knot money.
I have almost figured out Lao Chui's whole day's itinerary. When he was free, he would tell me gossip about Xue Barley, but he still got caught every time.Xue Barley has gotten used to the strangeness, and when he is free, he will fight with Lao Chui, and when he is not free, he will ignore the hype that Lao Chui told me.
When I don't have time to listen to Lao Chuan's gossip, it's mainly because I don't want to listen to it. It always feels a little bad to listen to other people's private affairs every day.And after all, I am already tired of hearing the stories about Xue Barley and his N exes.
Perhaps in the eyes of Lao Chuan, Xue Barley's N exes imply Xue Barley's flirtatious love.But in my eyes, at our age, having an ex is nothing more than normal.
After all, some gaps in age will cause everyone to have different views on things.
When I didn't have time to listen to Lao Chui's gossip, Lao Chui left the tavern alone. I don't know where he went, anyway, he won't come back until after ten o'clock in the evening.
When he went out, he would always dress himself up, but when he came back, he looked dusty, as if he had traveled thousands of miles.
Occasionally a few times, there will be a faint smell of perfume on my body.
50. Remember to protect yourself.
The first few times, I didn't care too much.After a lot of times, I started to joke with Lao Chui, "I've been a little cool lately, brother."
Old Blow was wearing a pair of black finger cots. He raised his hand and bit off the finger cots with his teeth, and threw them on the table casually, "How should I say it?"
As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket again, dialed an unknown number, and opened his mouth to say, "Bring me a glass of wine."
The tone was arrogant and flat, as if he was the Jade Emperor.
I looked funny and asked him, "Who are you calling?"
"Sexy fox."
"Damn." I pointed to the bar not far away, "You still need to make a phone call about ten steps away?"
The old man laughed and said, "Didn't you just say that I'm chic, I didn't do this to set off myself and make me look more chic."
I patted the dust off Lao Chi's shoulders, pointed at his hair, and said, "I'm not talking about you, my buddy is so chic and handsome every time you go out, and you're just like a bird when you come back?"
I lifted my chin, pointed to the location of the bathroom, and signaled him to take a look at his current appearance.
"You are so dusty, let's not pursue it for now. Let's just say that your hair has been done for so long before you leave, and it is made of hairspray and wax. Every time my buddy thinks you are on a date. It turns out that you are on it, indeed. It smells like a woman, but it's also..."
I looked at Lao Chui, stopped talking, thought about the words to use, and said unsurely: "Could it be that the buddies are playing wild games?"
Lao Chiu looked confused, "What are you talking about, my friend?"
Just at this time, Xue Barley came over with wine.
When he walked to Lao Chui's side, he frowned obviously, and there was a trace of sternness and displeasure in his eyes.
Xue Barley put the wine in front of Lao Chui, folded his arms and looked at him for a while, then said abruptly, "Are you hugging a woman?"
Lao Chui was taken aback, "Huh?"
Xue Barley smiled, "I smelled this scent as soon as I walked out of the bar."
Hearing Xue Barley's words, I thought this might be the legendary dog's nose.
Lao Chui still looked at Xue Barley with a look of incomprehension. After a few minutes, he didn't know which sutra was wrong, and said to Xue Barley, "How do you know?"
Xue Barley laughed when he heard the words, and said leisurely, "Show me."
Lao Chui lowered his head and thought for a while, then nodded in agreement and said, "It's quite coquettish."
Xue Barley raised his eyebrows, "Is it to your liking?"
Lao Chui struggled for a while, "It's okay...it's just too proactive..."
Xue Barley nodded, with peachy eyes, and said with a smile: "It's better to take the initiative. If you meet again when you go out in the future, you won't have to come back at night. Cherish the happy time."
Xue Barley patted Lao Chui on the shoulder earnestly, and left.
Lao Chui looked at Xue Barley's back and turned to me and asked, "What is he talking about? Why didn't I understand?"
I wittily put aside all the troubles, "I don't understand the dialogue between gods and immortals."
Lao Chui frowned, silently looking at Xue Barley on the bar.
After a while, Xue Barley came back again, but this time, he was holding a box of things in his hand.
I took a closer look and was happy - a box of condoms.
Xue Barley threw the things to Lao Chuan, and said with a smile, "You're welcome, remember to protect yourself."
Lao Chui looked at the condom in his arms, his face was cloudy, and it took him a long time to say, "What are you doing?"
Listening to Lao Chuan's rhetorical question, I was so happy that I almost spit out my wine.
"What am I doing?" Xue Barley said, "Aren't you hugging a woman? I'll give you some advice as someone who has experienced it."
As soon as Lao Chui heard it, he immediately threw the condom to me, and said in a stiff tone, "I don't want it."
Xue Barley shrugged, smiled and left.
Lao Chui stared and looked at me, "I didn't hug women! I didn't mean that when I hugged women! They rushed over to hug me! I didn't realize it for a moment! I don't want to be hugged!"
When I heard this, I finally couldn't hold back a mouthful of wine and spewed it out.
I laughed for a long time, and felt my stomach was about to burst from laughter, so I pointed at Xue Barley and said to Lao Chuan: "Is there any use for you to tell me, brother? If you want to explain, hurry up and chase after him."
Lao Chui struggled a lot in his heart, but finally couldn't hold back anymore, and walked up to Xue Barley.
Of course I couldn't hear what they said.I only know that in the end, Lao Chui came back and continued to drink a few glasses of wine with me, and then went upstairs alone.
Strange thing, I waited for Xiao Chengzi to return to the room after get off work, but I didn't see Lao Chui's figure.
Before going upstairs, Xue Barley took the box of condoms from my desk.
I didn't see the old blow all night.
It wasn't until after three o'clock in the afternoon of the second day that I saw Lao Chui, who awkwardly went downstairs, and sat opposite me in a daze, and when he spoke, he even had a crying tone.
"Sao Fox is simply not human..."
I looked at Lao Chuan about to cry or not, and after thinking about it in my heart for a while, I asked, "You two... what happened?"
Lao Chuan gritted his teeth bitterly, his eyes were ashamed and embarrassed.The mouth opened and closed, closed and opened again, but unfortunately nothing came out.
I waited quietly, neither urging nor expressing my opinion.
I don't know how long it took before Lao Chui uttered a sentence that shocked heaven and man.
"He raped me!"
Lao Feng angrily pointed at Xue Barley who was walking downstairs, "He told me yesterday that he asked me to go to his room before going to bed. I waited for a long time before he came back. When he came back, he seduced me and then raped me." I!"
Listening to Lao Chi's words, I felt deeply unbelievable, "He can still rape you?!"
At this time, Xue Barley also came over, standing behind Lao Chui with a half-smile.
Lao Chia looked like a wronged little daughter-in-law, pointing at Xue Barley, "He...he..."
I've been bragging about "he" for a long time, but I didn't come out with "he".
Xue Barley knocked Lao Chui away and pointed at his hand, "He said he was a virgin."
Lao Chui exploded in an instant, "I was originally!"
"Oh." Xue Barley asked, "Yes, why are you shouting so loudly?"
"How shameless you are to do that to me..."
The old blow was heartbroken, "Even if it's because I owe you a lot of wine money, it can't be repaid! How can you do this?"
Xue Barley gave Lao Chuan a disgusted look, "Let's not talk about the drink money you owe me, I raped you, but I was the one who got raped."
Xue Barley took a step forward, leaned close to Lao Chuan, and said jokingly, "I don't know, I don't know who was so comfortable that I called the bed last night."
Lao Chi blushed, "You...I..."
Lao Chui stuttered for a long time, seeing that there was no hope in arguing, he stood up and covered Xue Barley's mouth to stop him from speaking.
Xue Barley squinted his peachy eyes, and he didn't know what he was doing, so Lao Chui withdrew his hand like an electric shock.
Xue Barley looked at Lao Chuan's behavior with a funny face, "Is it really pure love, or do you really like me?"
"Who likes you?" Lao Chuai refused to admit it, "I'm a straight man."
Xue Barley smiled lazily, "Well, straight man, you were really tough last night."
Lao Chui dodged his eyes, "That's because I drank too much, and you seduced me again..."
Speaking of this, he coughed a little shyly, "I haven't had that for a long time..."
"Oh." Xue Barley nodded pretendingly, "You drink too much, it makes sense."
Lao Chui looked at Xue Barley embarrassingly, and probably felt that his words were not very convincing, so he stopped talking.
I looked at Lao Chui, then at Xue Barley, and felt uncomfortable. I just felt that the world had developed a deep malice towards me.A particularly apt phrase suddenly flashed in my mind - it is clearly a plot of three people, but I am not worthy of having a name.
In the evening of the same day, I listened to Xiao Chengzi singing in the corner of the tavern.
Xiaochengzi drank wine with me for a while during the break.
The strange thing is that he was sitting across from me, but his eyes kept glancing behind me.
I observed quietly, neither disturbing him nor disturbing him.
Xiao Chengzi looked at it and suddenly felt shy.
My heart skipped a beat, it's broken, I'm afraid I'm about to fall in love with this appearance.
Little Chengzi blushed, and whispered to me, "Brother, I was singing on stage just now, and I saw a man who seemed to be from the south just like you."
"Oh." I remained calm, "And then?"
"Hmm..." Xiao Chengzi touched his ears, the roots of his ears were very red, "You are so handsome..."
After hearing this, I quickly turned around and looked back.
Just kidding, is there anyone more handsome than me in this world? !
Looking back a few tables, in the corner not far away, there is really a good-looking person sitting.
This person is wearing a black windbreaker jacket with a ring of snow on it
I have almost figured out Lao Chui's whole day's itinerary. When he was free, he would tell me gossip about Xue Barley, but he still got caught every time.Xue Barley has gotten used to the strangeness, and when he is free, he will fight with Lao Chui, and when he is not free, he will ignore the hype that Lao Chui told me.
When I don't have time to listen to Lao Chuan's gossip, it's mainly because I don't want to listen to it. It always feels a little bad to listen to other people's private affairs every day.And after all, I am already tired of hearing the stories about Xue Barley and his N exes.
Perhaps in the eyes of Lao Chuan, Xue Barley's N exes imply Xue Barley's flirtatious love.But in my eyes, at our age, having an ex is nothing more than normal.
After all, some gaps in age will cause everyone to have different views on things.
When I didn't have time to listen to Lao Chui's gossip, Lao Chui left the tavern alone. I don't know where he went, anyway, he won't come back until after ten o'clock in the evening.
When he went out, he would always dress himself up, but when he came back, he looked dusty, as if he had traveled thousands of miles.
Occasionally a few times, there will be a faint smell of perfume on my body.
50. Remember to protect yourself.
The first few times, I didn't care too much.After a lot of times, I started to joke with Lao Chui, "I've been a little cool lately, brother."
Old Blow was wearing a pair of black finger cots. He raised his hand and bit off the finger cots with his teeth, and threw them on the table casually, "How should I say it?"
As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket again, dialed an unknown number, and opened his mouth to say, "Bring me a glass of wine."
The tone was arrogant and flat, as if he was the Jade Emperor.
I looked funny and asked him, "Who are you calling?"
"Sexy fox."
"Damn." I pointed to the bar not far away, "You still need to make a phone call about ten steps away?"
The old man laughed and said, "Didn't you just say that I'm chic, I didn't do this to set off myself and make me look more chic."
I patted the dust off Lao Chi's shoulders, pointed at his hair, and said, "I'm not talking about you, my buddy is so chic and handsome every time you go out, and you're just like a bird when you come back?"
I lifted my chin, pointed to the location of the bathroom, and signaled him to take a look at his current appearance.
"You are so dusty, let's not pursue it for now. Let's just say that your hair has been done for so long before you leave, and it is made of hairspray and wax. Every time my buddy thinks you are on a date. It turns out that you are on it, indeed. It smells like a woman, but it's also..."
I looked at Lao Chui, stopped talking, thought about the words to use, and said unsurely: "Could it be that the buddies are playing wild games?"
Lao Chiu looked confused, "What are you talking about, my friend?"
Just at this time, Xue Barley came over with wine.
When he walked to Lao Chui's side, he frowned obviously, and there was a trace of sternness and displeasure in his eyes.
Xue Barley put the wine in front of Lao Chui, folded his arms and looked at him for a while, then said abruptly, "Are you hugging a woman?"
Lao Chui was taken aback, "Huh?"
Xue Barley smiled, "I smelled this scent as soon as I walked out of the bar."
Hearing Xue Barley's words, I thought this might be the legendary dog's nose.
Lao Chui still looked at Xue Barley with a look of incomprehension. After a few minutes, he didn't know which sutra was wrong, and said to Xue Barley, "How do you know?"
Xue Barley laughed when he heard the words, and said leisurely, "Show me."
Lao Chui lowered his head and thought for a while, then nodded in agreement and said, "It's quite coquettish."
Xue Barley raised his eyebrows, "Is it to your liking?"
Lao Chui struggled for a while, "It's okay...it's just too proactive..."
Xue Barley nodded, with peachy eyes, and said with a smile: "It's better to take the initiative. If you meet again when you go out in the future, you won't have to come back at night. Cherish the happy time."
Xue Barley patted Lao Chui on the shoulder earnestly, and left.
Lao Chui looked at Xue Barley's back and turned to me and asked, "What is he talking about? Why didn't I understand?"
I wittily put aside all the troubles, "I don't understand the dialogue between gods and immortals."
Lao Chui frowned, silently looking at Xue Barley on the bar.
After a while, Xue Barley came back again, but this time, he was holding a box of things in his hand.
I took a closer look and was happy - a box of condoms.
Xue Barley threw the things to Lao Chuan, and said with a smile, "You're welcome, remember to protect yourself."
Lao Chui looked at the condom in his arms, his face was cloudy, and it took him a long time to say, "What are you doing?"
Listening to Lao Chuan's rhetorical question, I was so happy that I almost spit out my wine.
"What am I doing?" Xue Barley said, "Aren't you hugging a woman? I'll give you some advice as someone who has experienced it."
As soon as Lao Chui heard it, he immediately threw the condom to me, and said in a stiff tone, "I don't want it."
Xue Barley shrugged, smiled and left.
Lao Chui stared and looked at me, "I didn't hug women! I didn't mean that when I hugged women! They rushed over to hug me! I didn't realize it for a moment! I don't want to be hugged!"
When I heard this, I finally couldn't hold back a mouthful of wine and spewed it out.
I laughed for a long time, and felt my stomach was about to burst from laughter, so I pointed at Xue Barley and said to Lao Chuan: "Is there any use for you to tell me, brother? If you want to explain, hurry up and chase after him."
Lao Chui struggled a lot in his heart, but finally couldn't hold back anymore, and walked up to Xue Barley.
Of course I couldn't hear what they said.I only know that in the end, Lao Chui came back and continued to drink a few glasses of wine with me, and then went upstairs alone.
Strange thing, I waited for Xiao Chengzi to return to the room after get off work, but I didn't see Lao Chui's figure.
Before going upstairs, Xue Barley took the box of condoms from my desk.
I didn't see the old blow all night.
It wasn't until after three o'clock in the afternoon of the second day that I saw Lao Chui, who awkwardly went downstairs, and sat opposite me in a daze, and when he spoke, he even had a crying tone.
"Sao Fox is simply not human..."
I looked at Lao Chuan about to cry or not, and after thinking about it in my heart for a while, I asked, "You two... what happened?"
Lao Chuan gritted his teeth bitterly, his eyes were ashamed and embarrassed.The mouth opened and closed, closed and opened again, but unfortunately nothing came out.
I waited quietly, neither urging nor expressing my opinion.
I don't know how long it took before Lao Chui uttered a sentence that shocked heaven and man.
"He raped me!"
Lao Feng angrily pointed at Xue Barley who was walking downstairs, "He told me yesterday that he asked me to go to his room before going to bed. I waited for a long time before he came back. When he came back, he seduced me and then raped me." I!"
Listening to Lao Chi's words, I felt deeply unbelievable, "He can still rape you?!"
At this time, Xue Barley also came over, standing behind Lao Chui with a half-smile.
Lao Chia looked like a wronged little daughter-in-law, pointing at Xue Barley, "He...he..."
I've been bragging about "he" for a long time, but I didn't come out with "he".
Xue Barley knocked Lao Chui away and pointed at his hand, "He said he was a virgin."
Lao Chui exploded in an instant, "I was originally!"
"Oh." Xue Barley asked, "Yes, why are you shouting so loudly?"
"How shameless you are to do that to me..."
The old blow was heartbroken, "Even if it's because I owe you a lot of wine money, it can't be repaid! How can you do this?"
Xue Barley gave Lao Chuan a disgusted look, "Let's not talk about the drink money you owe me, I raped you, but I was the one who got raped."
Xue Barley took a step forward, leaned close to Lao Chuan, and said jokingly, "I don't know, I don't know who was so comfortable that I called the bed last night."
Lao Chi blushed, "You...I..."
Lao Chui stuttered for a long time, seeing that there was no hope in arguing, he stood up and covered Xue Barley's mouth to stop him from speaking.
Xue Barley squinted his peachy eyes, and he didn't know what he was doing, so Lao Chui withdrew his hand like an electric shock.
Xue Barley looked at Lao Chuan's behavior with a funny face, "Is it really pure love, or do you really like me?"
"Who likes you?" Lao Chuai refused to admit it, "I'm a straight man."
Xue Barley smiled lazily, "Well, straight man, you were really tough last night."
Lao Chui dodged his eyes, "That's because I drank too much, and you seduced me again..."
Speaking of this, he coughed a little shyly, "I haven't had that for a long time..."
"Oh." Xue Barley nodded pretendingly, "You drink too much, it makes sense."
Lao Chui looked at Xue Barley embarrassingly, and probably felt that his words were not very convincing, so he stopped talking.
I looked at Lao Chui, then at Xue Barley, and felt uncomfortable. I just felt that the world had developed a deep malice towards me.A particularly apt phrase suddenly flashed in my mind - it is clearly a plot of three people, but I am not worthy of having a name.
In the evening of the same day, I listened to Xiao Chengzi singing in the corner of the tavern.
Xiaochengzi drank wine with me for a while during the break.
The strange thing is that he was sitting across from me, but his eyes kept glancing behind me.
I observed quietly, neither disturbing him nor disturbing him.
Xiao Chengzi looked at it and suddenly felt shy.
My heart skipped a beat, it's broken, I'm afraid I'm about to fall in love with this appearance.
Little Chengzi blushed, and whispered to me, "Brother, I was singing on stage just now, and I saw a man who seemed to be from the south just like you."
"Oh." I remained calm, "And then?"
"Hmm..." Xiao Chengzi touched his ears, the roots of his ears were very red, "You are so handsome..."
After hearing this, I quickly turned around and looked back.
Just kidding, is there anyone more handsome than me in this world? !
Looking back a few tables, in the corner not far away, there is really a good-looking person sitting.
This person is wearing a black windbreaker jacket with a ring of snow on it
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