I am miserable by being attacked by the social bully

Started talking nonsense at the table.

At first I didn't see it, I just thought he was pretending to be nonsense again, and I clapped my hands in praise of him.

It wasn't until he took another sip of wine that he poured it all over, that I realized that this idiot can't drink at all.

Drunk and dishonest, still wanting to dominate the world.Lying on my back, I still have to read Erguotou at the age of one and a half catty, a veteran in love at the age of two, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling at the age of three, cheating and stealing at the age of four, and so on.

When I got home I just threw him on the couch and got a can of beer out of the fridge.The Erguotou in the store before was all wasted. After he got drunk, I hurriedly checked out and brought him back.Fortunately, I ate a lot of food before he was drunk, so I won't be hungry now, but that little food will be digested in a while.

I looked down at my phone, and it was only 09:30. In order not to starve in the middle of the night, I decided to go downstairs and buy some supper, and bring a box of hangover medicine for Liao Muqiu.

The convenience of my mother buying this house for me is that it is convenient to throw out the garbage. After all, it is at the turning of the stairs, and there is one on every floor. As long as you go down half the stairs, you can see a garbage channel.The second is that it is convenient to buy things. This community is adjacent to two streets, and the population is bustling, so it can be considered lively.

There are all kinds of shops, including Internet cafes, disco bars, bars, and underground human flesh trading places, which are brothels at worst.

I walked over to a barbecue stand and ordered a bunch of barbecue.Normally, I would be able to order more than 50 yuan at most, but considering that the idiot only drank a bowl of soup and ate a few slices of mutton before being overwhelmed by alcohol, so I ordered more than [-] yuan.

After thinking about it, he ran to the back street and bought him a bowl of millet porridge.

After returning home, I poured a glass of water and put it on the tea table, walked up to Liao Muqiu and patted him on the shoulder, trying to wake him up and drink sober medicine.But I took pictures of him for more than two minutes, and he just looked at me half-closed, and fell asleep again in a daze.

So I changed my strategy, replaced my shoulder with my face, and patted his face a few times, but the result was the same, no response.

I had no choice but to slap him across the face.

The sound was a little loud, and carried through the entire living room.

Within three seconds, he woke up and yelled at me, "How could you slap me in the face?! Do you know that I live on my face?!"

I took the opportunity to throw the hangover medicine into his mouth, and then passed the water, "Isn't this a last resort? You thought I was giving you a massage when I patted your shoulder before, and you slept more comfortably with half-groaning and half-groaning. I had to scale up my moves."

He fixed his eyes on me, his cheeks were flushed, and he was panting heavily, like a little bitch who was raped.

I confronted him leisurely, and after a while, he pointed at me with a finger and said angrily: "A person like you can only live two episodes in a TV series at most! No! Two scenes! It's still the one who dies in seconds." kind!"

I ignored his noise, turned on the TV with the remote control and tuned a movie channel, then took a chicken wing from the barbecue bag and gnawed on it.

Liao Muqiu looked at me, then at the barbecue on the coffee table, "Aren't you going to say something?"

I saw through his mind at a glance, and teased: "What do you want me to say?"

"For example..." He paused, pretending to be reserved, "Let me be polite and take whatever I want."

"Oh," I said, "take what?"

He fixed his eyes on the barbecue bag, "Take what I'm looking at now."

I smiled and continued to tease him, "They say that people who have just sobered up cannot eat."

"Fart!" He said decisively, "I'm not drunk, I was just a little sleepy before."

I was happy when I heard this, "Then why don't you continue to be sleepy?"

"Because my brain cells have already woken up." He reached out to pick up the barbecue in his bag, and before he touched it, I moved him to the other side of the coffee table.

I took the porridge out of the bag and handed it to him, jokingly said: "I didn't expect you to have brain cells, I always thought your brain was just a ball of brains."

"You are disgusting." He gave me a disgusted look. "Talking to you is an insult to my IQ."

"You still have an IQ?!" I was surprised, "I never thought that the junk pickers now use IQ to estimate the location of the garbage, I really admire it!"

I thought he would yell at me after hearing this, but what I didn't expect was that he replied me calmly.It is estimated that I have said it too many times, and I feel that I am a trash collector.

He raised one eye and said inscrutablely, "Do you want to hang out with me? This job is the originator of making a fortune, zero risk, high profit, and you will be the second Chow Yun Fat in ten years!"

I took a sip of my wine and asked, "How?"

"Take you to pretend to take you to fly, take you to the garbage dump."

When I heard it, I almost spit out a sip of wine.

He ignored my actions and continued to chatter, "You can choose Victoria Harbor in Tsim Sha Tsui, Mong Kok, Kowloon, Hong Kong. Now the big brothers in the site are all my younger brothers. Do you know who is in Tsim Sha Tsui?"

Before I could answer, he yelled majesticly, "Me! That's right, it was me! It wasn't Chen Haonan, because he died! Do you know why Chen Haonan died? Because he was too arrogant! There are too many enemies! If not When I covered him back then, he was already riddled with bullets from the enemy! Do you know who killed Chen Haonan? That’s right! Me! Because back then..."

I took a chicken wing and threw it into his mouth without saying a word, "You, you, you eat it! What are you! Young and Dangerous have watched too much, and they are brain-dead again?!"

He took the chicken wings out of his mouth, "Aren't you going to mess with me? How can I gain a foothold in your heart if I don't blow myself up?"

"You have already established a foothold in my heart." I replied to him, "The best bragging ambassador, there is no substitute for you."

"Thank you!" He took a bite of the chicken wing, "You have been my first fan since this moment."

"Go to your uncle." I slapped him on the head, "The kid is playing in the mud, wash his hands after eating and go to sleep, and stop swaying in front of me."

He raised his head and spat out a bone, "Brother hasn't bathed yet!"

I had no choice but to get up and go to the bathroom to fill him with water.After the water temperature was adjusted, he took a new pair of underwear and a set of pajamas from the room and handed them to him, "Go quickly, don't get ink stains."

He stood up and took it, humming as he made his way to the bathroom.I took a look at him from behind, and when he was about to walk to the door, I asked, "How tall are you?"

He turned to me and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Just ask," I said, "You don't look like you're tall."

After hearing this, he turned his head away, walked into the bathroom and replied loudly, "Don't look at me as short, but I'm handsome and invincible!"

When Liao Muqiu came out of the shower, he was wearing the pajamas I gave him.That pajamas were bought by my mother two years ago. They are so childish that I have never worn them.

The pajamas are black and white, but the ratio of white to black is three to one, because a big white cow is drawn on it, with a big head and a small body, especially the two eyes are drawn bigger than an egg, only the buttocks are black, it looks like a cow A stupid cow.

There is also a hat on the back of the clothes, and a white ball is hung on each side of the hat.I don't know what my mother thought at the time, this is clearly clothes for junior high school students.

However, Liao Muqiu's clothes are quite natural. After all, he has a good-looking face. To use the adjectives that girls usually use, he feels cute.

He even played with the balls on both sides for a while before he asked me enthusiastically, "Why did you buy this kind of clothes?"

I glanced at him, "If you say you're stupid and don't admit it, would I buy this kind of clothes?"

"Who bought that for you? You really know how to choose clothes, and they suit you quite well. Look at the cow in the middle of the clothes. It looks exactly like you. Maybe it's your long-lost brother."

I raised my hand and slapped him on the back of the head, "You will die if you don't speak?"

He shook his head.

I slapped him again, "Then why are you talking so much nonsense? Get out of here and go to sleep!"

"You told me to go to bed, why don't you go to bed yourself? I still want to watch TV." After finishing speaking, he sat down next to me.

At this time, the movie channel was broadcasting an old movie, a zombie movie played by Lin Zhengying in his middle age.

It's a bit funny, not scary. I think this film should be classified as a comedy more appropriately.

To be precise, I don't think his zombie films are scary, and the humorous atmosphere can always be created just right, without exaggeration or artificiality.It is very smooth to enjoy, even if it is a boring plot, the actors try their best to give full play to themselves, so that the dialogue will no longer look thin and old-fashioned on the silver screen.

Unlike the current movies, the plot is at the bottom and the appearance is the first.The whole person stands in front of the camera, except for his face, you don't remember what he acted.

In the movie, Uncle Jiu yells at Wen Cai: "Move!"

Wen Cai asked, "What are you moving?"

Uncle Jiu said, "If you move your hands and feet, you have to move your whole body! You can't stop."

Wen Cai asked, "What will happen if you stop?"

Uncle Jiu said, "If the blood stops, it will stop flowing, and it will be blocked."

Wen Cai asked, "What will happen if it gets blocked?"

Uncle Jiu said: "If it is blocked, it will harden."

Wen Cai asked, "So what happens if it gets hard?"

Uncle Jiu said: "Oh, stiff is stiff!! Stiff is hard!"

Wen Cai asked, "So what happens if you become stiff?"

Uncle Jiu said: "If you freeze up, you will become a zombie! I don't know what to do then."

Only then did Wencai say with a bitter face, "Ah? Then what should I do? Master!"

Uncle Jiu replied: "What should I do? Are you still sitting here?! Get up and move! Quick!"

As soon as the screen changed, Uncle Jiu asked Qiu Sheng to help Wen Cai buy glutinous rice.Qiusheng went to