I am miserable by being attacked by the social bully

Coincidentally, it is the store I often go to.Since she had been waiting for me in the company lobby for a long time, this side was basically blurred.But fortunately, the taste is still the same, maybe there is an indescribable intention in it.

31. I live like a fool.

Working hours are always boring, and today, unexpectedly, I didn't receive harassing calls from Liao Muqiu.

When I have no leisure time at work, I feel that time passes very slowly. This is probably because I have a relatively idle job and I don’t want to engage in performance, and I am used to Liao Muqiu’s harassment.

Suddenly, he didn't call me, and I didn't feel used to it.

So the moment I could leave the company, I couldn't wait to go home.It's not that I miss him so much, but it's true that among this unclear factor, the part that misses him is the most mixed.

As for what to think about him, I don't know myself.

When I got home, Liao Muqiu was not in the living room. I guess he was sleeping in my room, and the meals he had prepared were on the table.

After I filled the meals for two people, I went into the room to harass him.

He sleeps very well, basically after he falls asleep, he will maintain a fixed position.But his sleep is very light, and sometimes he wakes up when the sound is a little louder, especially at night.

I feel like he should know I'm back, it's just that he doesn't want to get up.He didn't even bother to open his eyelids when I entered the room.

I sat on the edge of the bed, pulled his hair, and joked: "PDD, the unparalleled master of romance and suave, you can get up and eat."

His eyelids moved after hearing this, but they didn't open.After a while, the voice with a playful smile was fatally hazy and deep, "I want to call you Your Majesty, My Concubine."

I laughed and scolded him a few words.

Liao Muqiu propped up half of his body, leaned against the head of the bed, and said to me in an extremely leisurely tone: "Grandpa Nan, hurry up and wait for me to change and wash."

I was choked by him, "Then how about I bring the food over for you, so that you don't have to get up and change again, wasting time."

He smiled shamelessly, "It's so good."

I turned around and took out a set of shorts from the closet and threw them on his head, "Eat shit! Get up and eat!"

Liao Muqiu fried two dishes today, one is tomato and egg drop soup, and the other is scrambled eggs with tomatoes.

To be honest, I have become accustomed to his wonderful way of arranging dishes.Because he will always refresh me to a new height without my noticing.

For example, the old stir-fried shallots with leeks, or it should be called stir-fried leeks with shallots; then to the upgraded version of boiled cabbage, and fried pork with charred peppers but undercooked peppers-compared with these things, tomatoes Instead, scrambled eggs are the most delicious home-cooked dishes he makes.

Although his cooking skills are much better than before, but occasionally when he gets crazy, he will mess up dishes like today.Although the taste passed the test, I still couldn't help running over ten thousand grass mud horses when I was eating it.

By the time Liao Muqiu wandered into the living room, I had already finished half a bowl of soup.

He raised his eyebrows and asked me in a disgusted tone, "Why didn't you wait for me to eat first?"

"You're too slow." I replied to him while drinking the soup, "I've been waiting for you for a long time and you didn't come out, so I'll eat first."

"Then how long have you been waiting? I only spent 5 minutes at most!"

"That's right!" I took it for granted, "I've been waiting for you for 30 seconds!"

"Fuck you!" He pulled out a chair and sat across from me, "You bitch."

I asked him: "On your day, what else do you do besides scolding people?"

"There will be more!"

"for example?"

He scooped up a spoonful of soup for himself, "For example, I can still eat."

"anything else?"

"Also..." He glanced at me leisurely, and said with a smile, "I can still shit and pee."

"Rude!" I imitated Reet's tone and pointed at him: "Vulgar!"

Liao Muqiu hung one eye and smiled contemptuously at me, "Superficial!"

I didn't want to quarrel with him anymore, so I pushed the food in front of him, "Can you eat well and don't talk?"

"Is that the one talking?" he asked me. "Aren't you talking?"

"It's boring." I said, "It's no fun arguing with you every day, and your methods of swearing are basically the same."

"Could it be that you thought of a trick before scolding people?"

"I generally don't swear." I told him, "Actually, I am a very well-educated person."

"Hehe." He snorted, "I live like a fool, but I don't know that there are idiots laughing at me."

"..."

I took a deep look at him and opened my mouth, but couldn't say a word.

I ignored Liao Muqiu and got up after dinner to watch TV.But he suddenly grabbed my arm and looked at me innocently, "I want to ask you a question."

My intuition told me that what he asked should not be a good question, but I didn't refuse him because of this, but just nodded calmly twice, motioning him to ask the question.

He pretended to be reserved and pondered for a few seconds, "Actually, I've always wanted to ask you what kind of condoms you like."

I put the tip of my tongue against my teeth and laughed twice, remembering the condom Liao Muqiu bought last time, and replied without thinking, "Strawberry."

"Oh~" he asked with a long tail, "Then what type of condom do you like? Ultra-thin and lubricated?"

"How do you know?" I cooperated with him, "Actually, I prefer not wearing a condom."

"Wow!" Liao Muqiu was suddenly surprised loudly, "It seems that what Reet said is true?"

"What did Reet say?" I asked him back.

"Reet said that you like to be open and bold, and you don't like to wear condoms when you do it. It's better to be someone who can call `bed."

"..."

I silently greeted the whole Reet family in my heart, and then interrupted Liao Muqiu directly, "What exactly do you want to say, just say it."

"What what?" He looked at me pretending to be stupid.

"Can you tell me?"

"What are you talking about?" He blinked his eyes, and smiled in a very serious manner, "What do you want me to say?"

I was too lazy to talk to him, "I'm leaving if you don't tell me."

After that, I turned around and wanted to leave, Liao Muqiu immediately grabbed my corner, and a teasing laugh came from behind, "Don't go, don't go, it's okay if I'm wrong."

"Speak quickly." I told him, "You should eat as soon as you finish speaking, and don't blind BB if you don't speak."

"Okay." He nodded, "Actually, I have a question that I've been wanting to ask you. It's been in my heart for a long time, and it's irrelevant to ask. If you don't ask me, I feel itchy. Especially every time you come out of the shower, I will control you." I can't stop thinking about that..."

I was in a fog when I heard the words, and I didn't understand a single word, "Can you talk about the main points?"

"that is……"

He looked up at me with a pure and shy smile, and looked at my crotch while talking, "That's...how many centimeters is yours?"

Looking at his widening smile, I feel more and more that this is a conspiracy.

If I put this kind of problem before, I will definitely tease him a few times, because I am not a gentleman anyway.But the current situation is rather embarrassing, I don't want to joke with him, I'm afraid he might misunderstand too much.

Finally, I just sighed, tapped him on the shoulder and asked, "Tell me, did Reet teach you this?"

"I didn't say anything!" He shook his head with an innocent face, "I don't know anything."

"I won't believe you." I said in a loud and angry voice, "Reet is a master of tricks, this must be the idea that Reet gave you. If you are so unscrupulous, only Reet, the filthy demon king, can think of it."

"I'm also a dirty demon king, don't you like to be a little flirtatious?"

"Who told you that?"

"Reet said it!" he replied. "You said yourself that you like to be more open."

"Is it the same thing to be open and flirtatious?" I was a little speechless, "Besides, you just believe what Reet says?"

"Then tell me what you like."

Liao Muqiu looked up at me, "I have to have a concept to chase you, right? You don't say anything, so I can only trust Reet! Even if he talks nonsense to me seriously, I can only trust him!" "

I sighed insignificantly, "When did Reet tell you?"

He was not interested, and poked the tomatoes in the bowl with his chopsticks, "It was around eight o'clock in the morning, and I received a call from him."

I nodded and asked him, "Did Reet tell you to babysit the bar for him?"

He looked at me suspiciously, "How do you know?"

"I ran into him this morning and he told me." I told him, "Reet wants to change the bar to Clear."

"Why?"

"Because Gao Xu doesn't like places that are too noisy, so he wants to change it to Qing."

Liao Muqiu chuckled lightly after hearing this, and his eyes turned countless circles on me.After a while, he said to me meaningfully: "I'm so envious!"

I glanced at him silently, and said calmly: "Hurry up and eat, the food is cold."

Holding the chopsticks, he sighed, "I really envy the kind of people who care about others and love them."

I ignored his words and asked him, "When are you going to help out at Reet's bar?"

"I'll go tonight." He scooped up a spoonful of soup for himself, "what's the matter?"

"Nothing." I said, "Just ask."

"Tonight together?"

"Okay." I went to the sofa and turned on the TV, "Did Reet tell you if he was going tonight?"