I am miserable by being attacked by the social bully

Brother Xingxing will give you a star. "

I looked at Reet with a funny face, "I remember the last time I was drinking with you at the bar, you saw a very hot girl and wanted to pick her up, the lines you spoke were also the same, but the other party only replied to you Go out of the mental hospital and turn left for 600 meters."

Liao Muqiu laughed out loud when he heard it, "I didn't expect you to have such a glorious history."

Reet's face darkened, "That was all hundreds of years ago."

Liao Muqiu turned around, took out a dollar from his pocket and threw it at me, "I want to listen to the full version."

Reet glared at Liao Muqiu, and pretended to be serious: "Where did you get the full version? You want to buy the full version for a dollar?"

I smiled, accepted Liao Muqiu's tip, ignored Reet's stare darts at me, and told Liao Muqiu, "The full version is a bit crazy, I'm afraid you won't be able to stand it."

Liao Muqiu waved his hand casually, and said in a bold tone, "Just tell me how much you want."

I thought about it for a few seconds and replied, "At least five yuan is needed."

After hearing this, Liao Muqiu stretched out his hand, took out a ten-yuan bill from my wallet and handed it to me, "Here, you're welcome."

I stared at Liao Muqiu speechlessly for a while, and finally took it silently, admiring him and saying, "It's really refreshing."

Liao Muqiu waved his hand, "You don't need to thank me, you can just tell the story."

"What story to tell?" Reet sneered, "North and South are best at telling pornographic stories."

I turned to look at Reet and said with a smile, "Where would you say that?"

After a pause, I told Liao Muqiu, "The story is too long, so I'll just talk about the main points - Reet failed to pick up the girl, but was scolded instead. He was unwilling to reconcile, and was about to step forward to criticize her. Unexpectedly, he just walked up to the girl and accidentally fell down. Before landing, he grabbed the edge of the girl's short skirt with both hands indiscriminately. As he landed gloriously, the girl also disappeared perfectly under the eyes of everyone. Afterwards, the girl gave Reet a slap in the face angrily, and said a penetrating The words of Reet's life..."

"What word?"

"--rogue."

This farce lasted until after three o'clock in the morning. Before going to bed, I sent Liao Muqiu to tidy up the guest room where Reet slept.Liao Muqiu sat in front of the computer desk, crossed one leg, and asked me without looking back, "Why don't you go by yourself?"

I asked him funny, "Who invited Reet here?"

Liao Muqiu paused for a few seconds before asking me, "Can't he clean it up?"

I walked over, sat down next to him, and said, "He's a guest, does anyone let guests make their own beds?"

After hearing this, Liao Muqiu retorted without blinking, "I'm also a guest."

"Go to your uncle." I slapped him on the head, "Hurry up and make the bed."

"No." Liao Muqiu said, "Let him sleep in my room."

"Alright." I asked him, "You sleep with him?"

"No." Liao Muqiu shook his head and said, "I'll sleep with you."

After I heard this, I silently glanced at him, and finally said, "Remember to take a bath."

Liao Muqiu nodded, his tone extremely perfunctory, "I know, I know."

I slandered Liao Muqiu in my heart, and climbed onto the bed to play with my phone.After playing for a few minutes, Liao Muqiu suddenly turned to me and asked, "Are you going to work tomorrow?"

"Come on." I glanced at him casually, "What's wrong?"

"What time do you go to work?"

I thought about it, and suddenly my hand stopped playing with the phone, and my heart thumped, "It's broken!" I said, "Go to work at seven o'clock tomorrow."

After hearing this, Liao Muqiu smiled gloatingly, glanced at me a few times, and then turned to play with the computer.

After waking up the next day, Liao Muqiu was still sitting at the desk playing computer. When I passed by him, I teased him and said, "I often stay up late, and I grow old quickly."

Liao Muqiu yawned, turned his head and looked at me sleepily, but didn't speak.

When I saw his posture, I knew that he was not sober.After washing up, I ran to Liao Muqiu's room and deliberately quarreled with Reet for a few minutes.

But Reet was so sleepy, no matter how I yelled next to him, I didn't move a bit, and I didn't even open my eyelids.

Before leaving, I walked up to Liao Muqiu and gave him 200 yuan, and told him that if Reet woke up, he could go back to his home directly, or the two of us could go out to play, but he had to call me after going out.

Liao Muqiu nodded ignorantly, not knowing if he listened.But I can't control that much, because I'm going to be late for work.

During my working hours, I received a call from Liao Muqiu, who made a lot of ramblings, probably meaning that he made another dish and asked me to go back and taste it early.

In fact, when Liao Muqiu asked me to go back and try the dishes at first, I refused.

I refused, because Liao Muqiu's craftsmanship is really not very good.I would rather take him to eat at the VIP food stall that was accompanied by a beautiful lady a few days ago than to eat the dishes made by Liao Muqiu himself, even though that lady is not going to accompany me.

After returning, I saw a plate of unknown dishes on the table.I took a closer look, and it felt like a plate of fried onions.

To make sure, I pinched one with my fingers and threw it into my mouth, chewed it twice, and spit it out quickly. It really is a fucking green onion!

At this time, I was a little restless, and when I walked into the room, I dragged Liao Muqiu out, and asked him, "You asked me to come back to eat, and you made me a dish of that kind of food?"

Liao Muqiu squinted at me, "What's wrong with that dish? High nutrition."

"Your uncle." I scolded him, "You fucking fried shallots for me is also called high nutrition?"

"Who told you it was a plate of green onions?" He asked me back.

"I tasted it myself!" I said.

"Then you have a problem with your sense of taste." Liao Muqiu walked into the kitchen, took a pair of chopsticks, picked a green onion and handed it to my mouth, "Try it again."

"Taste a fart." I pushed his hand away, "Taste yourself."

He didn't speak, but just put the hand holding the chopsticks to my mouth again.I couldn't move him, so I ate it.After chewing a few mouthfuls, I found that the taste was different again, but there was not much difference.

So he asked Liao Muqiu, "What is this?"

"Chives." Liao Muqiu replied.

I looked at him dumbly, digested it for a few seconds, and then asked, "What are you frying with leeks?"

"onion."

"..."

I took a deep look at Liao Muqiu, and finally went back silently, took the key and went out, and ordered two takeaways from downstairs.

From then on, Liao Muqiu seemed to be addicted, and every day he fried shallots with leeks.Occasionally when I am in a good mood and want to change my appetite, I will change it to stir-fried leeks with green onions.

After eating it, even he himself couldn't tell which one was a green onion and which one was a leek.

Within a few days, he started to create his own recipes again, and invented a cabbage minced meat soup.

When it was cooked on the first day, it was salty.When it was cooked the next day, it was light.When cooking on the third day, the MSG was too strong... until later, I didn't know where he learned it from, so he simply changed to boiled cabbage!

After two weeks of eating, I finally couldn't bear it anymore and threw my chopsticks on the table.He took Liao Muqiu's hand and walked out the door. Liao Muqiu struggled a few times and asked me, "What are you doing? Kidnapping?"

I answered him while putting on my shoes, "Let's go out to eat."

After hearing this, Liao Muqiu asked knowingly, "Why?"

"No reason." I answered him.

"Then I won't go," he said, "unless you tell me why."

I silently glanced at Liao Muqiu, and couldn't bear to tell him that the dish was really unpalatable, so I had to find a way to put it mildly, and said: "The food you made is so artistic, I can't swallow it."

"It's okay." He said, "You can digest it slowly."

I shook my head, "Digestion is too slow, it's not good for the stomach."

After hearing this, Liao Muqiu patted me on the shoulder generously, "Then I'll give you another soup tomorrow."

I was dumbfounded, and finally rejected him helplessly: "You better stop doing it, you'll be full just looking at it."

Probably shocked by these words, Liao Muqiu took a few glances at me, then went to the room to play games without saying a word.I sat on the sofa, stared at the bowl of soup for a while, and finally decided to go to the kitchen to fill a bowl of rice and eat it with the vegetable soup.

After I finished my dinner, I walked into the room and sat beside Liao Muqiu to watch him play games.

To a certain extent, Liao Muqiu is a piece of trash. Although I can't understand what he is playing, I just feel that he is a piece of shit.Maybe it has something to do with his first impression in my heart. Intuitively, I decided that he is a dick, so he must be a piece of garbage in the game.

I watched him play a few games and found it very boring, so I lay on the bed and played with my mobile phone, and called my mother by the way.The content can be summed up in one sentence - let me take time to go back this weekend.

I agreed with my mouth, and I was thinking about the itinerary for this weekend. If there are activities, I will go back next week.

When I was thinking, Liao Muqiu suddenly lay on my lap, which startled me.

I reached out and pushed Liao Muqiu, and asked, "What are you doing?"

After a while, he replied in a muffled voice, "Sleep."

"Go back to sleep in your own room!" I pushed his stomach with my knee, "Don't squeeze me all day, it's not that there is no bed."

He looks up at me.The tone was teasing, "It's far away, I don't want to go."

I looked at him amusedly, "Do you still think it's far away with just a dozen steps away?"

He nodded, moved his body a little, then turned over while hugging the pillow next to me, facing me with the big white cow's butt painted on his pajama pants.

After a while, Liao Muqiu began to fall asleep hugging the pillow.I looked at his appearance and took the opportunity to slap his ass.In an instant, he opened his eyes, turned his head and glared at me, "What are you doing?"